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Post Post #1775 (ISO) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:46 am

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In post 1773, Mist7676 wrote:Dammit.

If I can
Try and hide in one, but don't close the door


Run into the next room

The largest P.O. Box is 22-1/2 inches wide by 12 inches high and 14 3/4 inches deep. I'll assume you try to hide in the next room, unless you post otherwise.


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Post Post #1776 (ISO) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:30 pm

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I THOUGHT that was a little strange.... ;) sounds good tho
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Post Post #1777 (ISO) » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:30 pm

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Yeah hide in the next room :P
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Post Post #1778 (ISO) » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:48 pm

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... Bump?

Also, I'm going to be away from 29th of June til 3rd July (Adelaide time... which I think is -7:30 or so).
So if we are able to get somewhere safe:
Patch myself up

If not:
Continue Running

If we run into another group of aliens:
Point my wii remote at them and demand they drop their weapons
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Post Post #1779 (ISO) » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:51 pm

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And by "if not" I mean "If we're still vulnerable to those aliens in the room". And if the others decide to jump through a hole in the ceiling, etc., I'll follow them.
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Post Post #1780 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:53 am

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Sorry - the resolutions are halfway done; I'll try to post them today.
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Post Post #1781 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:13 am

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Turn 82 Resolution


jmj3000: 1-1=0
Regain consciousness.

izakthegoomba: 3
Get the fuck out of there.
Pick up jmj and get the fuck out of there.

AcRv: 5-1=4
Pick up
jmj3000
my wii remote and run wherever Izak runs.


izakthegoomba starts as the aliens open fire. Swearing, he rolls out of the way and ducks into the cage.

"Dude, we gotta split," he says, nudging jmj3000. "jmj? Are you...?"

Realizing jmj3000's plight, he makes a snap decision, and heaves jmj3000 over his shoulder and pulls out the Walther. Firing wildly, he flees toward the exit.

izakthegoomba's Walther is now empty.


As izakthegoomba passes, AcRv grabs the Wiimote, jumps to his feet, and follows him. A minute later, they reach the main hallway, where izakthegoomba sets jmj3000 down. As he spends a moment retrieving jmj3000's Beretta, AcRv checks jmj3000's condition.

"He's not breathing," AcRv says.

jmj3000 will die next turn if not resuscitated.


theamatuer: 2
unlock the apartment door which for some reason seems to be closed.

JDGA: 4
Follow theamatuer and telekinetically unlock the door if he can't do it physically


"Right, then," says theamatuer. "Where's Katty Bard?"

"She went out in the hallway," JDGA replies.

"Does she have a key to get back in here?"

"...I don't know. Maybe we should unlock the door."

theamatuer walks over to the door and opens it a hair, then closes it.

"It's already unlocked," he says, turning back to JDGA.

JDGA raises his eyebrow, then squints, concentrating. Whereupon theamatuer hears a rattle behind him, then a click as the lock on the doorhandle turns.

"It wasn't," JDGA says. "It just always opens from the inside."

Katty Bard: 5
Attempt to stay as hidden as possible. [Anywhere in the
post office
building.]


Katty Bard takes a breath, then releases it. Walking carefully, she enters the stairwell and silently descends to the first floor, watching for any aliens or zombies in the vicinity. As she nears the bottom of the stairs, she notices a maintenance panel sitting ajar, and checks inside.

Katty Bard is hidden in an air duct on the first floor. She has a clear view of the lobby through the air return grille.


Mist7676: 3
Run into the next room.


Mist7676 takes a glance at the obviously-too-small-to-hide-in post office boxes before deciding to take her chances in the other part of the building. Unfortunately, the door leads to the beginning of a winding path for the post office queue, and she is delayed as she jumps over the display cases to get to the front of the room. Shots ring out from the post office entrance as she dives over the service counter.

Mist7676 is behind the service counter in the post office. A door leads to the main parcel-handling area.


Spoiler: Turn 83 Actions
1. jmj3000:
unconscious and dying - no move this turn.

2. izakthegoomba: Perform CPR on jmj.

3. AcRv: use the machine gun app to make the aliens think we're armed and hopefully keep them back long enough to let Izak CPR.

4. theamatuer: head down to the first floor.

5. JDGA: Check out the alien cadavers.

6. Katty Bard: Stake out air duct, waiting for zombie activity.

7. Mist7676: Slide down a shute [sic] and complain at the boring ride.


Turn 83 Deadline: (expired on 2012-07-04 17:13:47)
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Post Post #1782 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:03 am

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tempted to play with maintenance buttons...
It's pronounced "Kstyy"
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Post Post #1783 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:30 pm

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Someone give me CPR dammit
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Post Post #1784 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:09 pm

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I wonder how realistic the resolution is supposed to be. If it's close to real life, no offence, but trying to revive you will be pretty pointless. But if it's a case of "roll 3-5 and he's fine", it's worth a shot.
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Post Post #1785 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:33 pm

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In post 1784, izakthegoomba wrote:I wonder how realistic the resolution is supposed to be. If it's close to real life, no offence, but trying to revive you will be pretty pointless. But if it's a case of "roll 3-5 and he's fine", it's worth a shot.

I think looking at Turn 21 would answer that question for you.
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Post Post #1786 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:26 pm

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Hey, I'm actually here for this turn.
Tell him my tictacs are a special kind of pill from my universe that can prolong life and give him a couple. (and hope that the placebo effect works as good as it has in the past)


Izak, you may feel free to give him CPR in case my way fails... two people trying is better than one. Especially when relying on Placebo.
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Post Post #1787 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:20 pm

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Uhm, AcRv... he's unconscious and not breathing. A placebo relies on the patient believing they will be cured, and he won't even know you're giving them to him. Plus, you can't really placebo your way out of a cardiac arrest.
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Post Post #1788 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:47 pm

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You can if you roll a 5.

Taking advantage of someone being about to die to /in
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Post Post #1789 (ISO) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:49 pm

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Oh yeah =/ forgot about that bit...

I shotty not giving CPR. You're the tough guy, you've got more strength than me... so you've probably got better lungs too. I'll hold back the aliens.

Action change: use the machine gun app to make the aliens think we're armed and hopefully keep them back long enough to let Izak CPR.
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Post Post #1790 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:55 am

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Fine. Worth a shot, I suppose.

Perform CPR on jmj
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Post Post #1791 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:58 am

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If you've got a better idea, I'm open to suggestions... I've just got nothing else.

If you come up with something better, I'm allowing you to change my action because I won't be able to get on here for the next five days, as I said earlier. Providing it isn't "get myself killed" or something similar.
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Post Post #1792 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:34 am

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I thought I opened the door from the outside :\
head down to the first floor
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Post Post #1793 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:25 am

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In post 1792, theamatuer wrote:I thought I opened the door from the outside :\

Presumably Katty Bard toggled the lock on the way out.
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Post Post #1794 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:43 am

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Stake out air duct, waiting for zombie activity


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Post Post #1795 (ISO) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:17 pm

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Check out the alien cadavers

(Organ donations, anyone?)
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Post Post #1796 (ISO) » Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:30 am

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This is the only thing on here I'm in so I'll just post here! I'm leaving tonight for vacation. I'll be semi-active/phoneposting until Thursday, July 5.
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Post Post #1797 (ISO) » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:46 pm

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Not a problem, I believe.
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Post Post #1798 (ISO) » Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:50 am

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If I die, I am going to haunt every one of you.
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Post Post #1799 (ISO) » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:53 am

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In post 1798, jmj3000 wrote:If I die, I am going to haunt every one of you.

Should I not bother trying to save you then?
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