Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[izakthegoomba]

Grab some grenades and a ton of ammo, and a machine gun of some kind (or some other big-ass gun if I can't get one). Keep the pistols.

[Packbat]

Turn 93 Resolution

jmj3000: 2

Fake fainting, then overpower the alien when his guard is down.

jmj3000 artfully slumps to the ground in a cunning imitation of unconsciousness. Whereupon the alien speaks into a radio-like device and leans against the wall to await backup.

izakthegoomba: 1

None so far.

Grab some grenades and a ton of ammo, and a machine gun of some kind (or some other big-ass gun if I can't get one). Keep the pistols.

izakthegoomba reaches for the nearest grenade to load up on the first of his newly-found arsenal. He hears a

*ping!*

as he hangs the grenade on his belt. Looking down, he sees a flash of silver as a small pin spins around on the smooth floor. izakthegoomba checks his belt, and realizes the spoon on the grenade is loose. He pulls it loose and sprints for the door, tossing the grenade over his shoulder back into the arsenal. He is nearly in the hallway when the grenade explodes, sending him flying into the opposite wall. Sympathetic detonations from the other grenades and ammunition rock the building as brass and shrapnel ricochet around the steel room. One fragment hits izakthegoomba in the calf as he lies on the hallway floor, dazed.

izakthegoomba has taken a shrapnel hit to the calf. He will be at a -1 for walking the next two turns.

AcRv: 6

Put the device back together and pocket it. If I'm then able to, take out my iPhone and play a loud siren noise while crouching to the side of the door, with intent on being behind any alien guard that runs in at the sound of the alarm.

AcRv nimbly puts the device back together in one piece and stuffs it in a pocket. He then takes out his iPhone, turns the volume up to full, and blasts a siren sound near the doorway. An alien rushes in, and AcRv bashes him over the head. The alien falls to the ground, unconscious. AcRv carefully steps over him and edges into the hallway.

He looks up to see four alien troopers staring at him, weapons at their sides.

theamatuer: 4

head into the woods.

theamatuer starts towards the woods at a leisurely run, leaping between buildings and scanning the streets below for alien soldiers. After a few minutes, he nears the end of the town. He finds himself on top of a two-story office building with a small road below. Past the road is a large, empty field with the woods just beyond. No aliens are in sight.

JDGA: 4

None so far.

JDGA drops tiredly onto a nearby bench. Leaning forward and bracing his elbows on his knees, he stares at the screens, hoping they begin to make sense.

Katty Bard: 2

Look for more weapons. You can never have too many!

Katty Bard looks around the apartment for more weapons, but finds nothing. Anything useful has already been stripped from the apartment.

She can hear loud footsteps coming from outside. The aliens have quickly climbed the stairs and are fanning out into the hallway, feet from her door.

Mist7676: 1

Continue murdering :3

Mist7676 inserts the next magazine and charges the rifle. She takes aim and pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. She inspects the chamber, and realizes that the top cartridge did not chamber properly. She tries to pry it out, but only gets a mild graze on her finger for the trouble. Bullets ricochet off the garbage can as the three aliens continue firing, slowly moving closer and staying behind cover.

Mist7676's SIG 716 is jammed. It will take a full turn to fix.

Spoiler: Turn 94 Actions

1. jmj3000: Overpower the alien and take his weapon.

2. izakthegoomba: Keep exploring, but do so carefully and stealthily.

3. AcRv: Whip out the wiimote and point it at the aliens to make sure they don't draw first, apologise for the injury on their fellow alien, and tell them I want to offer them a deal and don't particularly want to hurt anyone.

4. theamatuer: None so far.
5. JDGA: None so far.

6. Katty Bard: assume previous defensive position.

7. Mist7676: RUN AWAY.

Turn 94 Deadline: (expired on 2012-12-17 21:28:30)

[jmj3000]

How long until his backup arrives?

[Packbat]

How long until his backup arrives?

We haven't decided - it'll depend on your action and die roll.

[Mist7676]

FACK (pronounced faq)

RUN AWAY

i am going to die ;_;

[AcRv]

Whip out the wiimote and point it at the aliens to make sure they don't draw first, apologise for the injury on their fellow alien, and tell them I want to offer them a deal and don't particularly want to hurt anyone.

[izakthegoomba]

Aww hell. How does something like that go so badly wrong?

Did I at least get the guns I had anyway?

[Packbat]

Aww hell. How does something like that go so badly wrong?

Did I at least get the guns I had anyway?

Subject to theplague42's veto: yes.

[izakthegoomba]

Alright then.

Keep exploring, but do so carefully and stealthily

[Katty Bard]

fffffuuuuuu

assume previous defensive position

NO SCREW UPS THIS TIME KAT

[jmj3000]

Here is to hoping his backup doesn't arrive immediately.

Overpower the alien and take his weapon

[theplague42]

Bump. Also, I'll be V/LA from Friday to next Saturday.

[AcRv]

/bump?

[Packbat]

...all right, then. Rolling dice.

[theplague42]

Ok back! Working on resolutions now.

[Packbat]

Turn 94 Resolution

jmj3000: 6

Overpower the alien and take his weapon.

jmj3000 cracks an eye open to check his chances of surprising the alien. The trooper is leaning against the wall, nonchalantly fiddling with its device. jmj3000 braces himself, then scrambles to his feet. He smashes the alien against the wall with his shoulder and grabs for its sidearm. The alien fights back, cracking him across the face with a clenched fist. jmj3000 falls to the ground, rolling to his back. He aims down the barrel of his new pistol and fires at the alien, killing it. jmj3000 hears boots pounding down the hallway, and twists around to look. Several more aliens have just rounded the corner at the end of the hall, and are just seconds away.

izakthegoomba: 6-1=5

Keep exploring, but do so carefully and stealthily.

Still shaken from the explosion, izakthegoomba walks down the hallway, carefully listening for any signs of hostiles. He arrives at a T-intersection and turns left. He is nearing the end of the hallway when his calf spasms in pain. He gasps as he clutches his leg, falling to the side. Just then, a squad of aliens passes in front of him at a run, apparently responding to some alert. Fortunately, they are moving too quickly and noisily to notice him sprawled on the floor, and their footsteps soon fade away. izakthegoomba leans against the wall and manages to stand up. He limps to the next intersection and turns right, away from the aliens.

AcRv: 4

Whip out the wiimote and point it at the aliens to make sure they don't draw first, apologise for the injury on their fellow alien, and tell them I want to offer them a deal and don't particularly want to hurt anyone.

AcRv plunges his hand into his right pocket and drags out the Wiimote. He brandishes it at the aliens, who seem to think it's some sort of weapon. Their hands freeze at their side, the aliens not daring to go for their own firearms.

"I'm really sorry for what happened to your friend, but I need to get out of here," AcRv says calmly. The aliens don't respond. "How about a deal? You let me leave, and I'll leave you guys alone. You can help your friend and nobody else gets hurt. How's that sound?"

Unfortunately, the aliens don't appear to speak English. They look back and forth at each other, chattering in their strange language. Finally, they seem to reach some sort of conclusion and start to back out of the doorway.

theamatuer: 1

None so far.

theamatuer stands on the roof of the office, apparently resting from his physical exertion. Suddenly, moans fill the air. A line of dark shapes appear from the edge of the woods, moving slowly but steadily across the field. As they reach the road, theamatuer can see missing eyes, broken limbs, rotting flesh, and torn clothing. The corpses stumble forward, eyes scanning for signs of life.

Our old friends the zombies have returned.

JDGA: 1

None so far.

JDGA is still staring obliviously at the screen when one of the doors at the end of the room slides open with a

hiss

. Two aliens walk in mid-conversation. They don't seem to be strictly military, as their clothing is markedly different from the practical uniforms of the foot soldiers. Their dress is more decorative, but still minimal. The taller one spots JDGA and falls silent, nudging the other to get his attention. It gives a short command, and the short alien goes over to the side of the wall and punches some keys on a panel.

Katty Bard: 3

assume previous defensive position.

Katty Bard abandons the fruitless search for weapons and takes cover behind the counter again. She can hear footsteps, and a loud banging on the door. The lock and the table barricade hold, and the door remains closed.

Mist7676: 4

RUN AWAY.

Mist7676 turns and sprints away, zig-zagging to hopefully throw off the aliens' aim. It works, and she manages to avoid being hit before entering the nearest alley. Thankfully, it opens up onto the next street over. She turns right and starts heading back towards the structure. The three remaining troopers appear at the end of the alley and Mist7676 hides in a doorway. They turn left instead, and walk down the street with the metal structure to their backs.

Spoiler: Turn 95 Actions

1. jmj3000: duck into the bunk room, taking care to leave the [door] as it is.

2. izakthegoomba: Keep going... carefully.

3. AcRv: Via charades try to communicate I want them to help their friend and want to peacefully meet with their captain.

4. theamatuer: jump off the building.

5. JDGA: None so far.

6. Katty Bard: Remaining in position, scan for a fire escape or other alternate escape route.

7. Mist7676: Run away while attempting to fix my gun.

Turn 95 Deadline: (expired on 2013-01-13 02:14:19)

[AcRv]

Via charades try to communicate I want them to help their friend and want to peacefully meet with their captain.

[izakthegoomba]

Ahahahah

Keep going... carefully.

[jmj3000]

I'm one bad mofo.

Are there any doors on this hall?

[Katty Bard]

Blah. Have I already looked for an exit?

[Mist7676]

Run away while attempting to fix my gun.

[izakthegoomba]

Run away while attempting to fix my gun.

Dammit, you'd better roll a 6 now.

[theplague42]

Blah. Have I already looked for an exit?

Subject to Packbat's veto: It's an apartment, so the only real door is the main one that leads into the hallway. There are probably some windows or a balcony you could check out.

[theamatuer]

jump off the building

surely nothing bad will come of this

[jmj3000]

I'm one bad mofo.

Are there any doors on this hall?