Mini 422 - Paranoia Mafia - Game Over

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

/confirmed.

Also I would be honored to accept the position of hygiene officer. One time someone tried to set me on fire and they failed. I think that qualifies me.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'd like to request a votecount.

l2count, idiot.

In other news,

Vote: Sarc

.

Haven't you done enough to me already?!?

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Wagon Vote (Yes, 2 is a Wagon) PlaysWithSquirrels

Three's a crowd, remember.

And I can assure you, fellow troubleshooter, my happiness is at the requisite level.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Why isn't PlaysWithSquirrels dead yet?

because it's page two and you don't have any information, idjit.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

unvote vote: PWS

... I'm siding with CES, something must be wrong here.

What must be wrong here?

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

unvote vote: PWS

... I'm siding with CES, something must be wrong here.

What must be wrong here?

The fact that you're still breathing.

This is getting ridiculous. Sarc and CES should know better than this. They are both probably scum.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Die in fires.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

My new reason is that despite having so many votes on him, PWS still can't manage to say anything more than "Die in fires".

Also,

FoS: Mojo

Perhaps it's because all votes against me have no reasoning behind them and you're leading a lynch-hungry town against me for absolutely no reason at all.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

PWS, you chose to ignore all my questions (post 75). Those were serious questions (except maybe the third one) and I expect serious answers.

You asked me to claim. I'm not claiming at this time.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I didn't ask you to claim. I asked nothing about powers or night choices.
I asked you a series of questions that would help me determine if I can trust you.

Yeah, you're asking me to claim. The answer is "no."

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'm really liking my vote on CES right now just for the fact that he's wagoned me all game without any real content.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'm really liking my vote on CES right now just for the fact that he's wagoned me all game without any real content.

If you hate me, you can just say so. You don't have to hide behind these weak excuses.

CES, you know I love you. You're just misguided. You should try not killing people in their sleep. Then we can cuddle.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

This is getting kind of ridiculous. Staying in character is one thing, but it's getting in the way of us catching scum.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I was actually fairly serious. The emote has a mystical connection with scummy arrogance. I actually had figures on it at one point - percentage of total :roll:s used was mostly scum, something like high-60's/low-70's.

For REAL.

Besides, it's still Day One. Nobody else has really struck me as scummy - Mojo included.

Maz is right. The rolleyes smiley is scummy. For realz.

How do I say this without it sounding sarcastic? I really think that smiley is scummy.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'm gonna go ahead and

Unvote, Vote: Stark

because he basically made two periodic posts that said basically nothing. He's basically saying "I'm here, but I have nothing constructive to say."

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

We seem to have hit a stall. M4yhem, if you have a claim in you, it would probably be a good idea to share it because I'm about to move my vote.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Sorry for my extended absence. School hit me hard and I kind of dropped everything.

That being said, there's something strange about TSC. I'm kind of leery of him. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Stevie hasn't really done much to attract my attention. I don't really see the basis of the bandwagon on him. Violet clearance is pretty high if I remember correctly.

I'm sorry if I've come off as kind of abrasive in this game. I'm ready to play nice. Pour some sugar on meeeee!

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I was real suspicious of TSC yesterday. However, if the Communists are indeed scum, then TSC is very unlikely to be scum.

I'm not sure that I buy that the computer finds everyone guilty and that just the communists are scum.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Vote: Sarc

cuz I hatchoo.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

PWS: Can you elaborate a little more on your reason for voting Sarc at this point?

You say that TCS is town if commies are scum. Then you say that you don't buy that just the communists are scum. I guess the use of the word "just" means that you DO believe that commies are scum, but that there might be other scum as well. Then I don't see why TCS couldn't be such a scum.

There is something wrong with your reasoning. Please explain to me if I have understood you incorrectly.

Vote: Sarc

cuz I hatchoo.

It seems pretty self-explanatory.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'm not sure what to say, but here's something.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I believe TCS. I hate Sarc. This town has big buildings. I like food. Bye.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Yup. Three points from my read:

1. All the RP was annoying
2. I'm very confident Mojo is town
3. PWS is the scummiest at the moment

Vote: PlaysWithSquirrels

That's neat. I agree with number 1, but you're gonna have to explain 2 and 3 to me.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

PWS, what is your Clerarance Level, please?

I respectfully decline to answer as I'm not sure what its significance is at this juncture. If you want to explain to me what you wish to gain from this information I may be more accomadating.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Flay: Any reason you think I'm being evasive other than me not revealing my clearance.

That being said, I'm ready to take a more active role in this game but real life has been interfering a lot lately.

Venkman: Your strong-arm tactics are getting pretty tiresome. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

On a separate note, you seemed all too willing to accept Flay and Fonz's read on me as truth. Elaborate, plz.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Greetings, Troubleshooter! You are XXXXX-X-XXXXX-1, and your friend The Computer has chosen you for a very important mission! You were carefully selected for this mission based on your record, experience, overall flammability, and the rhyming potential of your name. Internal Security has detected the presence of Traitors who seek the downfall of Alpha Complex and Friend Computer. They are clearly identified by ***CARRIER INTERRUPT PLEASE WAIT** and terminate them upon discovery. Proceed to transtube <insert link to game thread here>, confirm receipt of this message in thread and read the mission briefing. Failure to read the briefing carries a minimum penalty of a single demerit, to a maximum penalty of summary execution.

Please remember that your clearance level is XXXXXXXXXXXXX, which carries all the rights and restrictions appertaining thereunto.

Stay alert! Keep your laser handy!

Trust no one!

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Flay: Any reason you think I'm being evasive other than me not revealing my clearance.

Well, you've already refused to give role information in the past, so I think it shows that you're worried about a pattern. No one else seems to share that concern.

But totally aside from the lack of clearance, I'm voting you because you didn't suspect Stevie on Day One, you doubt that the Communists are scum, and you went after Sarcastro before he ended up dead and apparently pro-town.

Time to sort out fact from fiction. I like lists:
1. Truth. I didn't think Stevie was scum
2. I did not say that I doubt Communists are scum. What I did say was that at that point both dead troubleshooters had been identified as scum and I didn't think that the Communist was actual scum and the non-Communist was town.
3. Truth. I did think Sarc was scum. But we have a love/hate relationship.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I believe TCS. I hate Sarc. This town has big buildings. I like food. Bye.

In other news, I'm like 95% sure I was drunk when I posted this.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Greetings, Troubleshooter! You are XXXXX-X-XXXXX-1, and your friend The Computer has chosen you for a very important mission! You were carefully selected for this mission based on your record, experience, overall flammability, and the rhyming potential of your name. Internal Security has detected the presence of Traitors who seek the downfall of Alpha Complex and Friend Computer. They are clearly identified by ***CARRIER INTERRUPT PLEASE WAIT** and terminate them upon discovery. Proceed to transtube <insert link to game thread here>, confirm receipt of this message in thread and read the mission briefing. Failure to read the briefing carries a minimum penalty of a single demerit, to a maximum penalty of summary execution.

Please remember that your clearance level is XXXXXXXXXXXXX, which carries all the rights and restrictions appertaining thereunto.

Stay alert! Keep your laser handy!

Trust no one!

Confirm vote: PWS

Confirm :rolleyes:

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Kay, I'm sold on this one.

Vote: PWS

Really? That's all it took?

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Oh... that is just cut and paste from page one...

what the heck was the point of that?

-Peter

The point was that I don't really "get" the game yet. I'm not sure what's going on and what I should be doing. This is about 90% because through my own fault, I've pushed this game to the side for the past however many months. Until I get my bearings, I'm not just gonna throw all the info I have around willy-nilly just because someone else asks for it.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Ugh, isn't posting your role PM explicitly against the rules?

-Peter

Holy shit! This just hit me: shouldn't you have recognized that it was the townie role PM?!?

Vote: Peter Venkman

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Peter should have known

something

, but it's not what you think it is.

Go on.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I don't see why I should, at this point.

What's the weather like up in your tower? It must get pretty lonely up there.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

PWS, weren't you just doing the same damn thing to Flay?

No.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

You did a good job of thoroughly confusing me.

I'm peeved that I was lynched so unceremoniously and that after killing two scum on day one we couldn't pull out a win.