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Post Post #1825 (ISO) » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:24 pm

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When you start referring to people you don't like as scum.
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Post Post #1826 (ISO) » Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:09 am

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Phase 1: You're listening to songs to figure out how to turn them into mafia filk.
Phase 2: You're pretty sure there's nothing you can do to make a song sound more like mafia filk than it already does.

Wonderwall is about a traitor for the lone surviving mafiate, you guys. It's completely clear to me now.
As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and
LOUDER
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Post Post #1827 (ISO) » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:17 am

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..when you can tell that the person who posted prior to you has won a thread about how to know you have been playing too much Mafia. Congratulations Ether, that's brilliant.
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Post Post #1828 (ISO) » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:21 am

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What is this ISO all about
can’t figure any stances out
How do the thoughts in it go
I wish you’d tell me I dunno
dunno dunno dunno oh no
dunno dunno, dunno

now you’re mumblin’ and you’re screaming’
and we don’t know what you’re typing
crank the caps lock, eyes are bleeding
I still don’t know what you’re saying
you’re so loud and incoherent
boy this oughta bug your buddies
yeah
The failure mode of clever is asshole.

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Post Post #1829 (ISO) » Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:29 pm

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Well, I didn't need to do this, but damned if I didn't do it anyway.


Today is gonna be the day
That they wanna throw it back to you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

Backbeat, you're feeling your defeat
And the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But their victory is still in doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
There's so much dirt to keep the town from finding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

But maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

Tomorrow's yet another day
That they're keeping up the search for you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized we can still pull through
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads that lead you there are winding
There's other saps, the town just needs reminding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

Because maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I won't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely
As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and
LOUDER
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Post Post #1830 (ISO) » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:43 pm

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When ads start showing mafia role playing games.
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i agree we should have a rule against wgeurts
" -
Davsto

"
let's have 2 rules against wgeurts
" -
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Post Post #1831 (ISO) » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:32 am

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In post 1826, Ether wrote:Phase 1: You're listening to songs to figure out how to turn them into mafia filk.
Phase 2: You're pretty sure there's nothing you can do to make a song sound more like mafia filk than it already does.

Wonderwall is about a traitor for the lone surviving mafiate, you guys. It's completely clear to me now.


I made a thread devoted to this concept. It bombed horribly.

My scum one was "The Monster" by Eminem and Rihanna.
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Post Post #1832 (ISO) » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:35 am

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When you actually lost interest in playing mafia
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Post Post #1833 (ISO) » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:37 am

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when you can’t remember how to talk about being angry without sounding like you’re crumbing vig. or about being nervous without sounding like you’re crumbing PGO. or scared/hider. etc.
The failure mode of clever is asshole.

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Post Post #1834 (ISO) » Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:59 am

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When you're angry with someone you threaten to lynch them.

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Post Post #1835 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:58 am

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When you hear Marshawn Lynch or Beast Mode "his nickname" and immediately think of mafia.
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Post Post #1836 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:58 am

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I meant (his nickname)
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Post Post #1837 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:03 am

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there is an edit button abo
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Post Post #1838 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:04 am

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above
You can't step in the same river twice.
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Post Post #1839 (ISO) » Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:25 am

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When you play so much you forget you're allowed to edit your posts in other parts of the site.
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Post Post #1840 (ISO) » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:19 am

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In post 1838, Psyche wrote:above
lmao
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Post Post #1841 (ISO) » Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:14 pm

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When your friend uses the acronym "nk" and you read it as "night kill", which confuses you for several moments, before you eventually realise that they meant "no kidding".
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Post Post #1842 (ISO) » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:16 pm

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When asked to read the lottery, you think that's where the game of mafia originated.
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Post Post #1843 (ISO) » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:21 pm

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but it was random chance
To be clear: quack
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Post Post #1844 (ISO) » Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:36 pm

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Day one nearly always is random
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Post Post #1845 (ISO) » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:38 am

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When people start policy lynching you on other parts of the site
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Post Post #1846 (ISO) » Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:10 am

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[quote="In post 1838, Psyche"]above[/quote
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Post Post #1847 (ISO) » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:10 am

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In post 1846, Cheetory6 wrote:
In post 1838, Psyche wrote:above[/quote
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What?
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Post Post #1848 (ISO) » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:41 am

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Watched the new series dark matter, couldn't quit thinking of how it would make for an interesting themed game. Same for rick and morty, specially with the episode: Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind.
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Post Post #1849 (ISO) » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:42 am

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i’m sorry i didn’t reply to your e-mail it’s not alignment indicative^W^W^W
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