Newbie 447 - Over. Wow.

[MeMe]

What a nasty little town this has become. Mafia have arrived and are systematically gunning down the nice townfolk. What should decent, smart people do?

MOVE

, of course. What are YOU gonna do? Try to figure out who the bad guys are and lynch 'em during the daylight! I'm not kidding, folks. That's the plan. Deal with it.

Alive (2)

Adam The Amazing

Mafia

appleof88

Mafia

Dead (5)

zeddicus

Cop

- lynched Day 1
Primate

Doc

- killed Night 1
Metalic

Townie

- lynched Day 2
Draux

Townie

- killed in Endgame
Erg0

Townie

- killed in Endgame

No current deadline

~~~~~~~~~~~~

One of the following four set-ups is used for this game:

a) 2 mafia, 1 cop, 1 doc, 3 townies
b) 2 mafia, 1 cop, 4 townies
c) 2 mafia, 1 doc, 4 townies
d) 2 mafia, 5 townies

Note: in view of the number of players, we will start in the day phase, although most larger games start with a night. The mafia will be allowed to communicate pre-game, though no role will submit choices until Day 1 is over.

Possible roles:

You are the mafia

. You may only talk with each other during the game's "night," not during the "day." You let me know before the night's deadline who will be your victim. You win the game when all the other players are dead. As we start the game during the day phase, no choice is necessary at this time, but feel free to communicate with your partner until Day 1 begins.

You are the cop

. Every "night" before the deadline you send me a message with a name of your choice, and I will let you know whether that player is mafia or not. You are not allowed to communicate with any of the other players outside the thread. You win the game when the mafia are dead.

You are the doctor

. Every "night" before the deadline you send me a message with a name of your choice, and that player cannot die if attacked by the mafia that night. You cannot heal yourself. You are not allowed to communicate with any of the other players outside the thread. You win the game when the mafia are dead.

You are a townie

. You are not allowed to communicate with any of the other players outside the thread. You win the game when the mafia are dead.

[MeMe]

The Rules

:

• Votes must be in
  bold
  . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  
• Please be attentive and
  unvote
  , if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not
  required
  , but I’d appreciate it.
  
• Executions will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. You may
  vote: no lynch
  – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
  
• The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.
  
• Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing.
  
• Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts
  
• Don’t quote any PMs from me.
  
• If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.
  
• If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
  Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
  
• Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be
  fun
  . Do your part.

[MeMe]

All confirmations have been received.

Seven alive means four votes will lynch someone -- game on!

[zeddicus]

Hello everyone. 'Tis zedd. First game, read around a bit, all that good stuff.

random vote: Primate

[Primate]

Omgusvote Zeddicus

. How dare you vote my personage.

[Erg0]

VOTE: Vote: Metalic[/b] for coming after me on the player list.

[zeddicus]

I nominate we get rid of the ICs first. Isn't that a good plan?[/quote]

[zeddicus]

EBWOP: minus that quote tag.

[Erg0]

vote: Metalic

for making me screw up my formatting the first time.

Killing the ICs sounds good, which one do you want to off first?

[zeddicus]

Let's go with Primate, being a monkey is a scum-tell. As is voting town, like me. and OMGUS-ing. lol.

[Primate]

Monkeys are nature's clowns. They serve no purpose 'cept to bring happiness to all of gods other creations.

As is voting town, like me. and OMGUS-ing. lol.

Omgusing is a noble art, sirrah, and it will take more than your word to sully it!

[Metalic]

Vote: ErgO

voted for me that scumbag

[Adam The Amazing]

Vote: Primate

for bringing religion into the thread.

...And you call yourself a primate.

[Draux]

How dare you vote Primate's personage.

Vote: Zeddicus

[appleof72]

oh dear, much bitching is going on.

vote zeddicus

for starting the voting off

[Erg0]

Ahem.

That would be lynch -1, I think no more random votes on Zeddicus, please.

And in keeping with my policy in this situation,

Unvote, Vote: appleof88

. Lynch -1 vote on page 1 = auto vote from me.

[appleof72]

oh my first vote

i'm such a newb!

[Metalic]

Unvote

Vote: zeddicus

Ya cause I want too get this ball rolling over to night and hopefully your mafia.

[Primate]

Idiot.

[MeMe]

The "I think that might be a record"

Vote Count

:

zeddicus

(4):

Primate, Draux, appleof88, Metalic

Primate

(2):

zeddicus, Adam The Amazing

appleof88

(1):

Erg0

not voting

(0):

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Say goodbye to

Officer zeddicus

, former town cop.

Night choices are due by

1:30 p.m. EST Wednesday, August 22

(about 48 hours from this post). If they come in earlier, the thread may open earlier.

[MeMe]

Everyone mourn for

Dr. Primate

, whose stethoscope will only get colder in his grave.

Five left. Three to lynch. Get to it.

[Erg0]

Wow, that couldn't have been a better object lesson if it tried.

I do believe that was some kind of record, I don't think a normal game on mafiascum has ever had a page 1 lynch before (though I'm open to being corrected).

I really doubt that this game is salvageable from this position, but I also don't want to be involved in the shortest game on record, so let's have some discussion before today's quicklynch, eh? Important note: if one townie votes for another townie the scum can put the second and third votes on and win the game. Be careful with those first votes.

FoS: Metalic

for rushing day 1. The only reasons someone would have for wanting to rush the day phase is that they are either scum or a power role. We can eliminate option 2 so it's gotta be option 1.

[Draux]

Important note: if one townie votes for another townie the scum can put the second and third votes on and win the game. Be careful with those first votes.

>_>

Page 1 Cop Lynch and Doctor Nightkill? Metalic, I'm looking at you. I'm tempted to Vote your ass down the toilet, but since it's 3 to Lynch with both Mafia still alive, I won't. Yet. Please enlighten us on why you wanted to "

get this ball rolling over to night

".

FoS: Metalic

[Primate]

*

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

*

[Adam The Amazing]

Wow. Just wow.

Okay, so NOBODY vote unless that person is going to be the lynch for the day. We need to have a good, lengthy discussion, and we need to discuss what we're going to do in Lylo (lynch or lose) with no power roles. If we lynch wrong, we lose, and that's all there is to it.

Metalic, I see your signup date: how new to online mafia are you? Have you played on other forums before? Do you play Meatworld games often?