DEFCON Mafia 4.0 - СЛАВА РОССИИ МАТЕРИ

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Cephrir, GreyICE, MoI
It's time for these 3 to massclaim and the one who owns the Battleship is getting roped/nuked.

Alternatively,

Nuke: Cephrir

.
VOTE: MagnaofIllusion.

We just leave GreyICE alive and let the deaths of Cephrir and Magna serve as GreyICE's roleclaim.

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[Cheetory6]

mastin.
If you're town.
I'm going to be so fucking disappointed in everything about everything you've done this game.
Jesus fucking christ.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I HATE EVERYONE

[Nahdia]

Very brave of you to just blindly nuke someone who has a 1/3 shot of owning failsafe -_-'

[Andrius]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-843, currently commanded by

mastina

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Cephrir

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate in (expired on 2016-12-10 00:53:42)

[Cheetory6]

Like, if Ceph is town, and you're also town, that will literally mean every single read you've had this game has been wrong other than SAD.

[mastina]

Look.

The reason we let the unclaimed go yesterday was simple:
We wanted to protect the doctor, whose job it was to,
1: be the nightkill, and
2: Stop the scum's nightkill, in particular, on, oh...say. THE FUCKING COP.

The doctor has breached the contract on BOTH accounts.
Neither the SK nor the scum killed in the unclaimed.
And both the SK and the scum killed claimed PRs we wanted alive.

So the doctor neither attracted the nightkill, nor stopped the nightkill on a player they should have.

So, zero. fucks. given. About saving the doctor.
The doctor failed to do their job.
So I don't give a rats ass if I nuke/lynch them anymore.

[mastina]

Very brave of you to just blindly nuke someone who has a 1/3 shot of owning failsafe -_-'

And?

If Ceph owns the failsafe, I get nuked in response.

The whole fucking town celebrates in response.

The problem with this is...what, exactly?

[Cheetory6]

I think start of day D3 nuke on mastin would have probably been higher utility than basically anything else that happened.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Look.

The reason we let the unclaimed go yesterday was simple:
We wanted to protect the doctor, whose job it was to,
1: be the nightkill, and
2: Stop the scum's nightkill, in particular, on, oh...say. THE FUCKING COP.

The doctor has breached the contract on BOTH accounts.
Neither the SK nor the scum killed in the unclaimed.
And both the SK and the scum killed claimed PRs we wanted alive.

So the doctor neither attracted the nightkill, nor stopped the nightkill on a player they should have.

So, zero. fucks. given. About saving the doctor.
The doctor failed to do their job.
So I don't give a rats ass if I nuke/lynch them anymore.

Hey moron.

We don't know who that person is.

WHAT IS THE LOSS OF WAITNG FUCKING 24 HOURS FOR THESE 3 TO CLAIM?

WHAT'S THAT? NO LOSS? YOU'RE JUST A FUCKIJNG AWFUL SHITSACK?

DAMN

[Untrod Tripod]

I mean

maybe the cop is still alive because they were never getting nightkilled

[Untrod Tripod]

hey

hey guys

hey guys

watch this

Nuke mastina

[Lady Lambdadelta]

hey

hey guys

hey guys

watch this

Nuke mastina

I HATE YOU TOO

[Untrod Tripod]

do you

[Nahdia]

Well here's my damn list for what it's worth.

{Untrod}
{mastina, LLD, Cephrir}
{Cheetory6}
{Vax, GreyICE}
{MoI, SpyreX}

Terrorist: {hiplop}

p-edit: well this is a disaster.

[Untrod Tripod]

or are you just excited about all this JUSTICE

[Lady Lambdadelta]

YES

FUCKING YES

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

[Cheetory6]

Would it take 48 hours for a nuke to travel from me to me?

[Untrod Tripod]

look at me at the top of that reads list

I've come a long way baby

[Nahdia]

Would it take 48 hours for a nuke to travel from me to me?

not if you nuke yourself then shoot yourself in the face.

[Nahdia]

Keep in mind someone got sabotaged today.

[Untrod Tripod]

Keep in mind someone got sabotaged today.

[Untrod Tripod]

who was it???

~mysteries~

[Andrius]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-843, currently commanded by

Untrod Tripod

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

mastina

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate in (expired on 2016-12-10 01:01:07)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Oh my fucking god.

The only nukes we have left are Zito's Nuke, Hippo's Nuke and Cheetoy''s nuke.

And Nahdia, Vax and Hiplop all need to die.

So like, wtf