DEFCON Mafia 4.0 - СЛАВА РОССИИ МАТЕРИ

[Nahdia]

same diff

[Andrius]

Votecount

GreyICE [4] - Lady Lambdadelta, Untrod Tripod, SpyreX, MagnaofIllusion

Untrod Tripod [1] - GreyICE
SpyreX [1] - Vi


Not Voting [1] - Nahdia

With 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.
It is now Day Four, which will end at 21:00 PST on 12/21/2016.


Projected Impact Times:
n/a

Nuclear Detonation does NOT reset the Votecount.

[Andrius]

[Day 4, DEFCON 1 - GreyICE]

"Survivalist? Me? That's laughable. The only thing I want to live for is the victory cigar. And dancing on the graves of the dead Russians. And the victory champagne. And the victory parade, in my honor of course. And the look on my wife's face when she's wrong." - GreyICE

"Mr President, we have a communique from the Kremlin."
"You're shitting me. What do they want, to surrender?"
"No, but... you'll want to see this."
"Hmmmm..."
"It seems their General Spiffeh was able to triangulate coordinates from his attacker before his death."
"Why do we care about who killed a Russian missile commander?"
"Because these are the same coordinates that Captain Zito traced before the

Puntbucket

went down."
"...this has to be a coincidence."
"Mr President, I believe we need to take action against this facility commander."
"...but make it clear to all our top brass that we are doing this from Captain Zito's intel, not this Russian bullshit. If there's going to be an internal arrest because of one Submarine Captain's death then its going to be on our terms."
"Affirmative."
"Let's hope he's just an honest fool rather than some full-blown psycho."
"Indeed."

WELL THEN. GreyICE thought. THEY KNOW. OH HOW DELIGHTFUL. THEY'LL BE ON THEIR WAY SHORTLY. THEN ILL LIVESTREAM THIS ENTIRE THING FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.
THEY WONT NUKE ME, NO. IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CENTRAL PARK SITTING ON AN ICBM. LETS SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES THEM TO FIND ME. KEKEKE

The FBI vans rolled up and Special Forces arrived. EOD was onsite but they didn't expect to see an entire ICBM sitting in the middle of Central Park.
"GENERAL GREYICE." The speaker yelled. "STEP DOWN FROM YOUR ICBM AND SUBMIT YOURSELF TO ARREST."
"lolnope." THESE FOOLS. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS.
"YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY. THE DAY YOU ALMOST STOPPED KING GREYICE."
And cackling, he pressed the button in his hand as the marksmen fired.

General GreyICE and most of the city of New York were killed within a minute.

But he WOULD be remembered.

General Katsuki would be proud.

GreyICE, Terrorist (Air Base)(Submarine), was Lynched D4.

[Andrius]

[Night Four, DEFCON 1 - Nightfall]

It is now Night Four. Night Four will last for 48 hours, during which all players with a Night Action may take action.
Night One will end at 09:30 PST on 12/16/2016.

That being said, I will allow for ACCELERATED NIGHT if I receive assent from all living players.

[Andrius]

[Night Four, DEFCON 1 - Nightfall]

It is now Night Four. Night Four will last for 48 hours, during which all players with a Night Action may take action.
Night One will end at 90:30 PST on 12/16/2016.

That being said, I will allow for ACCELERATED NIGHT if I receive assent from all living players.

It has been brought to my attention that the time 90:30 PST does not exist.
Unlike Chrono Trigger, you are not stuck at the END OF TIME.

The deadline should be 09:30 PST on 12/16/2016.

[Andrius]

All Living Players have assented to ACCELERATED NIGHT. Night Four is now OVER.
Unfortunately, your moderator is in his LAST EVER MBA class until 20:00 PST (assuming I pass all my classes. haha)
Dawn will resolve once I am home.

[Andrius]

Dawn breaks through the gloom...

[Andrius]

[Day Five, DEFCON 1 - MagnaofIllusion]

"This world is filled with derps and idiots. I eliminated one such derp from this planet, and I regret nothing. It takes courage to lead, and I have done so to the best of my ability. Kill the rest of the bastards for me." - MagnaofIllusion

MagnaofIllusion was never one to let anger define him. He was more... subtle in his approach.

He finished his glass of whiskey and looked at the screen. There wasn't much time. Each and every one of his two hundred ICBMs in the weapons bay had their own names painted on them.

"VENGEANCE"
"WRATH"
"RETRIBUTION"
"DIE DERP DIE"
"GODZILLA SMASH"
"chesskid3"

He was quite proud of his work.

And when the bombs began to fall on his remote facility, he knew that he was taking some poor bastard with him. He filed his last report to the task force, called his wife one last time, and sat in front of his computer.

[LAUNCH COMMAND] INSERT TARGET FACILITY NAME.

MagnaofIllusion, American (Failsafe), Bombed N4!

It is now Day Five, which will end at 21:00 PST on 12/29/2016.
With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Failsafe Timer: (expired on 2016-12-18 23:55:14)

LASTLY. NUCLEAR LAUNCHES AND DEATHS DO NOT RESET THE VOTECOUNT.

[Nahdia]

[Vi]

Untrod Tripod, please nuke me at your earliest convenience.

MagnaofIllusion, please nuke Nahdia.

If the game still isn't over, I'd suggest lynching LLD but tbh I think that should do it.

[Andrius]

Added Magna's quote at the beginning of the day scene.

[Nahdia]

Untrod Tripod, please nuke me at your earliest convenience.

MagnaofIllusion, please nuke Nahdia.

If the game still isn't over, I'd suggest lynching LLD but tbh I think that should do it.

really? I mean, I'm find getting nuked, but I'm kind of surprised to suddenly be your top priority?

[SpyreX]

Let's not go drunk kthx.

But... i cant disagree with that

[Vi]

While waiting for the thread to open I did this magical thing called "reading the thread", a critically underlooked part of my strategy from Yesterday.
Nahdia's play was very clearly different from everyone else's, specifically in the sense of not putting any Russians under suspicion or doing anything at all anytime. Compared to everyone else it was some intense lurkerscum.

This is coming from someone who really wanted LLD to be scum for calling me scum despite our history, but it's more likely that she's just a terrible human being who has been caught up in the moment. Although after I post "everyone but you in {LLD, GreyICE, UT, SpyreX} is scum" what real American actually asks GreyICE for advice. <____<

[Nahdia]

i did stuff...

[Vi]

Let's not go drunk kthx.

But... i cant disagree with that

With two nukes in play we go down to three-player LyLo. I'm assuming you've sabotaged me; if not, I can nuke LLD for the trulz. Regardless, you+UT+LLD seems pretty cool for a final three.

(true story if I didn't find a way for it to fail in the event of UT-scum I was going to make my first post Today nuking the Fail Safe and putting on cool sunglasses - even if you sabotaged me I'm pretty sure Fail Safe would go off)

[Nahdia]

whatever. i'm so astronomically dreadful at this game i'm not even going to offer my reads any more and just wait to to turn into radioactive dust. if anyone wants anything from me i'll comply but i certainly wouldn't trust me to get anything right ever.

[Nahdia]

standing by with my favorite pistol and my favorite non-bulletproof head.

[SpyreX]

Lets think about timing.
I want moi to land first i believe.

Although i cant see a vi scheme here and thats almost exactly what i expected

[Nahdia]

heck vi can nuke me now and regardless of if she's sabbed i'll just blow my brains out. why wait?

[SpyreX]

Ooou
Hold on can we do it

[Nahdia]

just seems a waste to MoI's final shot on policy-nuking me for being a useless fuckhead.

[SpyreX]

Guys
Can we do it
Do you trust me

[Vi]

[ ] voting Something_Smart before it was inevitable
[ ] naming any actual Russians as scum with any degree of threat (Nukebringer wound up as one of six at 1228) (also note a lack of any desire to kill Cephrir D4)
[x] naming any actual Russians as Town (Cephrir)
[ ] pushing anyone who was scum as scum (this jumps out from like every post made D3)
[ ] pushing anyone with any force
[x] but still putting forth the effort to make images
[ ] leaning on "hiplop is totes the Terrorist"
[ ] being totally inoffensive while the Town kills itself

I suppose there are some things checked off, if you want a technical definition if "did stuff".

[Nahdia]

nuke me already