Food Fight Mafia - WHO OWNS THE SCHOOL???

Flameaxe · Post Post #975 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:53 pm

I know that answer. Milk has calcium to build strong bones. This is clearly the correct answer.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #976 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:54 pm

The Fonz wrote:Just for a little light relief

lol pun intended ? Because I am THE fat guy.

The Fonz · Post Post #977 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:57 pm

Hardly. My name is Hans Tubberman, and I think the fact that I am in need of a diet is shown by the fact that my lunchbox contains the ungoldy health food that is pastrami on rye, and a DIET drink. Both of which will be proven genuine shortly.

Flameaxe · Post Post #978 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:58 pm

Hans Tubberman. Ha.

The Fonz · Post Post #979 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:59 pm

Also: you didn't say 'That's MY flavour.' You said, that's 'MY role, that's what I do.' That sounds like a role, not a flavour counterclaim to me (since it's not like there's a ration of how many fat kids a school can have).

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #980 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:03 pm

Then why did you say "I am THE fat kid" ?

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #981 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:04 pm

Regardless, I knew you were scum before you claimed.

The Fonz · Post Post #982 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:06 pm

Because it's a paraphrase of my role, duh. What better way is there to present a guy who's described as having weight issues but 'the fat kid?' Everyone instantly knows the stereotype you mean.

Besides, I still think you're lying scum. Rolename please.

The Fonz · Post Post #983 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:09 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:Regardless, I knew you were scum before you claimed.

I am now herby officially instigating a 'lynch Albert on sight' meta.

Flameaxe · Post Post #984 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:10 pm

The Fonz wrote:
Albert B. Rampage wrote:Regardless, I knew you were scum before you claimed.

I am now herby officially instigating a 'lynch Albert on sight' meta.

Awesome, thats my meta too!

The Fonz · Post Post #985 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:11 pm

Best. Meta. Evah.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #986 (ISO) » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:23 pm

Cool you're my new fanboys.

Yamahako · Post Post #987 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:46 am

Machine Gun Fire 74 Peas at ABR

Dump Hot Coffee on ABR's head

Ninja Star 3 Saltines into ABR's eyes

Yamahako · Post Post #988 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:47 am

Oh yeah, Milk causing extreme flatulence would be more a sign of Lactose intollerance rather than being fat specifically

So I don't believe the counter claim, even if it can be tested

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #989 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:38 am

Good for you except...Fonz is scum.

The Fonz · Post Post #990 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:52 am

Liar.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #991 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:55 am

The Fonz · Post Post #992 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:57 am

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #993 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:00 am

Gorrad · Post Post #994 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:42 am

ABR, you're either jester or incredibly stupid scum, and either way you're a detriment to the town.

Sprinkle remaining gummy bears on the food pile that is ABR.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #995 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:44 am

Well, I acted upon the obvobv scum that is Fonz. Call that anti-town if you will.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #996 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:50 am

Just a note: I did not include Yamahako's food in the last count... He posted while I was busing mopping the gymnasium.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #997 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:52 am

Wow wth are gummy bears ?

The Fonz · Post Post #998 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:52 am

AS I'm bored, Albert, and going to die tonight anyway (since annoying as he has been, Tar is still more valuable than I) would you mind explaining why exactly you 'knew' i was scum before I claimed?

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #999 (ISO) » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:55 am

The Fonz wrote:AS I'm bored, Albert, and going to die tonight anyway (since annoying as he has been, Tar is still more valuable than I) would you mind explaining why exactly you 'knew' i was scum before I claimed?

The tooth fairy told me. Because I seen you do this before when we were partners. This is your scum-play. I'm not a scientist and can't break down exactly which steps you made that makes you scummy, but I've seen this before. Mafia is an art, anyway.