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Vraak X
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RAF Storylines

Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:38 pm

Post by Vraak X »

I'm sorry, some of these storylines from AIM were so hilarious I needed to post them.

AdmiralZeratul = Vraak, Lulu Muumuu = Lulu, NanooktheWolf = Nanook, Ljkondek = Mathcam
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Story begins:

AdmiralZeratul: "Lulu, will you marry me?"
lulu muumuu: what did i miss
AdmiralZeratul: Five years later, and after a term in the mental asylum, Nanook bent down on one knee and asked for Lulu's hand in marriage.
AdmiralZeratul: Meanwhile, mathcam, Lulu's new secret admirer, was secretly attempting to thwart Nanook's attempt by posing as a waiter.
NanookTheWolf69: Ewwww Cooodies
lulu muumuu: oh my
AdmiralZeratul: "Lulu, you are the love of my life and I have no desire to be with anyone else but you. Make my life complete and be with me forever.."
Tallyvision has left the room.
AdmiralZeratul: Nanook continued.
lulu muumuu: aww how cute
AdmiralZeratul: As this was going on, mathcam was preparing a deadly banana for launch.
lulu muumuu: omg
NEHSBossHog53: back
AdmiralZeratul: Nanook brought out a $19,000 de Beers diamond ring.
lulu muumuu: deadly banana
NanookTheWolf69: Yeah, only if lulu was like a luke, then maybe I would believe this story more
lulu muumuu: hahaha
AdmiralZeratul: "Lulu, will you marry me?" Nanook presented the ring.
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu gave him a blank stare.
NanookTheWolf69: oh no
AdmiralZeratul: "Lulu? Dearest? Precious?"
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu gave him a blank stare.
AdmiralZeratul: "LULU?!"
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu would not respond.
NanookTheWolf69: LMAO
AdmiralZeratul: Mathcam readied the banana for launch.
AdmiralZeratul: Nanook, in anger and spite, RAN out of the restaurant, crying.
AdmiralZeratul: "Why, me, why me, Oh, Why me!"
NanookTheWolf69: That's more my style
AdmiralZeratul: Mathcam, while Nanook was leaving, LAUNCHED the banana.
NanookTheWolf69: Basturd
AdmiralZeratul: It hit the wall, criss-crossed in and out, and hit mathcam back in the head.
lulu muumuu: whoa
AdmiralZeratul: Mathcam died instantly.
Wacky Loon has left the room.
Ljkondek: Noooooo!
AdmiralZeratul: Meanwhile, Nanook was outside in the alley..
AdmiralZeratul: "Lulu was the only one I loved.. I hate my life now..
AdmiralZeratul: I should have never left the House..
AdmiralZeratul: I wish I was dead.."
AdmiralZeratul: He got out heroin shots, and started pumping himself with drugs.
Tallyvision has entered the room.
AdmiralZeratul: As the drugs began to accumulate, so did his parting from life. He soon died of a drug overdose.
lulu muumuu: dude, you targeted yourself with heroin?
Tallyvision: thanks nanook
NanookTheWolf69: yup
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu walked outside of the restaurant to the alley, saw Nanook, and started crying...
lulu muumuu: I WIN!!!
AdmiralZeratul: However, she smiled.
AdmiralZeratul: She won.
lulu muumuu: *victory dance*
Tallyvision: yay lulu!
lulu muumuu: I GOT YOU
lulu muumuu: BWAHAHAHA
NanookTheWolf69: How do I lose
AdmiralZeratul: you targetted self
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu targeted air
NanookTheWolf69: Didn't Mathcam attack me though
AdmiralZeratul: Mathcam attacked self
NanookTheWolf69: oh, ok
lulu muumuu: he did??
NanookTheWolf69: I see.
lulu muumuu: HAHAHA
NanookTheWolf69: Good Job Lulu
AdmiralZeratul: Tally, you missed it
AdmiralZeratul: Lulu and Nanook were dating
Tallyvision: i know :-(
Tallyvision: haha
AdmiralZeratul: one more or nap time?
Tallyvision: i have another 30 mins or so
AdmiralZeratul: Nanook says: "Lulu, you are the love of my life and I have no desire to be with anyone else but you. Make my life complete and be with me forever.."
Ljkondek: I should probably run too.
AdmiralZeratul: night mathcam.. (or whatever period of day it is)
Tallyvision: bye cam!
Wacky Loon has entered the room.
lulu muumuu: bye cam!
Tallyvision: nice vraak.. you have a way with words :-)

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