Food Fight Mafia - WHO OWNS THE SCHOOL???

[Skruffs]

Do what I do!

throw harmburger at, towards, and into lowell

[cicero]

Motherf*ckers! stop throwing food at the Fonz!!

sorry... been beering.

Seriously though.

[Gorgon]

Forgive me cicero, for I know not what I do!

I'll be more careful with my food tomorrow, when I've actually figured out what the heck is going on here a little better.

Looks like a fun theme though.

[Flameaxe]

So you don't know whats going on, yet you blindly follow ABR (I mean...come on. It's ABR, you don't blindly follow him ever) anyway? Rereading instead of doing that would have been a more obvious choice. At least the last 10 pages.

[cicero]

It is fun but I'll let you in on a secret: the play is Lowell or ABR. I just hope Lowell shows up long enough to defend himself or claim or whatever. Under zero circumstances should more food land on the following:

Battlemage
Tarhalindur
Skruffs
Fonzie

You'll understand after a re-read. Until you do, keep your foodsticks in your lunchbox.

In other news, I can't believe how good you were as scum in 499 Gorgon you bastard. I have SO got my fucking eye on you.

Throw a deep friend medusa Head at Gorgon

I would throw real food at you but I'm saving it to counteract the kind of thing you just did. Consider yourself FOS'd.

(sorry...I'm a bit drunk...)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Cicero is at the top of my scumlist

[Gorgon]

Rereading, even the last 10 pages, takes time that I don't have. I'm going to bed any minute now.

Also, I did assume that people might want to know what kind of food everyone has.

[cicero]

Cicero is at the top of my scumlist

Yeah. Just like in every game we play. Has nothing to do with me suggesting you are probably the necessary play for today and the fact that I said if people look like they'll hammer one of the four I might hammer you. No... not at all.

Maybe you should lie about being a cop and try to get me lynched here too. seems to work well.

[vollkan]

Hmm. A bit of reading for me to catch up on.

hurl plate of spaghetti and meatballs at Fonz
toss 4 fistfulls of chopped onions at Fonz. Gross, onions!

Fonz is saying the right things of late, but I still believe that either he or ABR is scum, and that it's not ABR.

This post is horrendous and prompted me to do a bit of a reread of Lowell to find out

why

he suspects Fonz so much.

These were my findings:

As much as I was convinced skruffs and BM were both innocent, I'm convinced one of Fonz or ABR is not.

Right now I'm leaning towards Fonz being scum. As much as I may believe the "ABR is crazy" argument, I'm not seeing why he'd fake-counterclaim out of nowhere. I'm holding my food until I hear more, I guess, but unless somthing changes I'll be hurling it at Fonz before the end of the day.

Notice: This begins from the premise that "one of ABR and Fonz is scum". He then rules out ABR and concludes it is Fonz. I don't see why that premise should be considered legitimate.

Also, I'm still not thrilled at the way fonz just assumed we have two scumgroups. Nothing about this game so far has led me to believe that is the case.

You're reaching.

And that's it in terms of explanation as to why he thinks we should lynch the claimed SK-cop of Fonz.

Ram 2 slices of pizza up Lowell's nostrils

[Flameaxe]

Whoa. Simma daan nao![/snl reference] Referencing ongoing games baaad.

[cicero]

Rereading, even the last 10 pages, takes time that I don't have. I'm going to bed any minute now.

Also, I did assume that people might want to know what kind of food everyone has.

Foods is votes. If you have a compelling need to inform people about your lunchbox (which is something you shouldnt assume in the first place) list it. Dont vote people with no reasons. Especially when we're at deadline and there is no unvote button.

k?

[cicero]

Whoa. Simma daan nao![/snl reference] Referencing ongoing games baaad.

Yeah. sorry. me bad. me stop.

[cicero]

Vollkan = good posting.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you throwing your food on random people ?

[Skruffs]

Basically ABR is the lead in food right now... he got in trouble for mistakenly coutnerclaiming the role name "The Fat Kid", which The Fonz claimed when he claimed a scum-group-specific cop. Because of this counterclaim, both Fonz and Albert were 'alpha striked' by various members of the community, with ABR winding up much more 'damaged' than Fonz.

ABR has claimed a person who, if hit with dairy foods, will be able to fart on a player and give them a post restriction. Some players have suggested that ABR has fake claimed cop just to incriminate Fonz, who he thinks he is guilty, but ABR has not confirmed either of those aspects.


Lowell has been playing badly, and has not claimed, but he has attempted to lynch a claimed cop on the aforementioned faulty logic.


So it is down to ABR or Lowell, with Lowell being who most people claim to want to be lynched, and ABR being the default. While ABR is a better lynch than a claimed cop, Lowell is more likely to be scum in my opinion.


You should definitely throw any food you are comfortable throwing at one of those two players.

[Skruffs]

ABR - fried medusa head = not real food (look at Gorgon's avatar)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh. I take it back then.

[The Fonz]

AB. Some players have suggested that ABR has fake claimed

cop

just to incriminate Fonz, who he thinks he is guilty, but ABR has not confirmed either of those aspects.

Albert hasn't actually claimed cop. Well, not really. He did say 'That's my role, that's what I do' which to me sounds like role- and not flavour-counterclaiming. But he hasn't actually said he's a cop, or revealed any investigations.

[Skruffs]

Kudos to the mod for a fun game so far.

[cicero]

ABR jumped the gun. We should swat Lowell for lurky opportunistic uselessness. I am not swatting him in order yet to protect Fonzie from dumbass food throwing (coughGorgoncough). I will hammer ABR if Fonzie is threatened. Otherwise I throw my food at Lowell last minute...unless he claims Jesus of Nazareth at which point I cry a tear for town and half heartedly throw my food at ABR.

If anyone tries to take advantage of this info I throw my food at them instead at a time when they will least findeth it tasty.

So sayeth Cicero.

/Trumpets Sound.

(again, when exactly is this "last minute" I speak of?)

[cicero]

Throw Rice Pudding at Lowell

Are you listening? Pay attention.

Yes. That was real.

[Flameaxe]

Kudos to the mod for a fun game so far.

I agree.

[Flameaxe]

Ten and a half hours, methinks.

[cicero]

mmm... I checked.

It's 11:30 hours.

ABR is screwed I think. Makes me sad cuz I think he's town. Gun jumping town but town. OK... since I dont think anyone is going to hammer Fonz in the next 11 hours on a Friday night I'm going to throw the rest of my food at Lowell. (especially since I'm going to not be around for most of the next 11 hours so I make a very bad Fonz Guardian.

Throw Ham Sandwich at Lowell

Throw Can of Coke at Lowell

I think this is more symbolic gesture than anything else but if we all try real hard we could make a difference...

we are the world....
we are the children...

[vollkan]

!!Alpha-strike time!!

Slap Lowell in the face with a slice of pizza
Poke out Lowell's eyeballs with a chocolate bar
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And...*drumroll*

Drown Lowell in a vanilla milkshake of doom