Food Fight Mafia - WHO OWNS THE SCHOOL???

[vollkan]

Oh crud...I messed up the tags.

!!Alpha-strike time!!

Slap Lowell in the face with a slice of pizza
Poke out Lowell's eyeballs with a chocolate bar

And...*drumroll*

Drown Lowell in a vanilla milkshake of doom

[DrippingGoofball]

Better go get the BIG mop...

[Nightfall]

*Stuffs the following into a balloon and then hurls it at Lowell*
1 x roast beef sandwich
1 x can of peaches
1 x Pack of gum
1 x protein drink

P.S. Do cheese doodles count as Dairy?

pops a bag of cheese doodles over ABR's head.

[Nightfall]

I want that post restriction...

And *bump* to the cudos on a great game so far thanks MOD talk

[Erg0]

That might well be the end of Lowell, but just in case it's not:

Pitch peanut butter sandwich at Gorrad
Throw chocolate pudding at Gorrad
Hurl Diet Coke at Gorrad

[JordanA24]

Damn, I fall asleep, and everyone goes Alpha Strike.

[DrippingGoofball]

Lowell, aka Al Yeganeh Jr

,

Soup Chef

is sent home to shower. He got a little testy, quit his job, looked at all the students, and said: "Tomorrow, NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" He never liked students anyway. Something about how they didn't stand in the cafeteria line with proper discipline.

It is now night until Dec 20, 9:00 EST - please submit your night choices ASAP while I mop this mess.

Note: Beginning Day 3:

Blackberry will replace foolinc
TheHermit will replace YosiP
Korlash will replace VitaminR

[DrippingGoofball]

25 hours until sunrise

[DrippingGoofball]

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Silence in the cafeteria, yes, thank you.

I've been asked to make the following announcements (announcements aren't in my job description, I'd like to point out) but floor mopping jobs are hard to come by nowadays so... here we go.

Hey, I thought he was a quiet nerd too, but your little friend

Erg0

aka Linus Smart, has been expelled. I believe he's been caught snooping in the principal's office for god knows what. What did he think he was? Some kind of

Administration Cop

? Such a good student, I hear.

You'll be crushed to learn that

Nightfall

, the ever popular Jessica Bumble,

Gossiping Mason

, is in the hospital for an indefinite period of time as she sustained some head injuries that made her even sillier!

More disturbingly,

The Fonz (repl. PlaysWithSquirrels)

, aka Hans Tubbinger, was found handcuffed, tied like a sausage, and severely bashed in the head, on the cafeteria kitchen floor. To add insult to injury, he was expelled for snooping around the cafeteria at night. Maybe he wanted a heads up on tomorrow menu, but I don't take the decisions around here. That one must have thought he was some king of

Cafeteria Cop

. What's with all the snooping in this wretched school?

Alright, enough, everyone's hungry, time to start attacking your sandwiches AND NOT EACH OTHER! Capice?

It is now Day 3!

[Flameaxe]

ABR, you still the fat kid then?

[Skruffs]

Tar:
Explain your claim, now.

[Flameaxe]

I agree.

[Battle Mage]

2 expulsions and 2 'head bashings'?

[DrippingGoofball]

MANY APOLOGIES - The Fonz was not expelled... false rumor... he was just taken by an ambulance.

[mneme]

Neh? It seems like Jessica's role confirm's Tar's.

Is anyone up to making a list of those involved in the quick Lowell bandwagon toward end-of-day? Given the speed of the bandwagon and the result, it seems like a very protown (or least anti-Adminafia) bw. Arigato!

[Skruffs]

I ma not disputing that Tarhalindur is a mason, I am disputing him being a normal, flavorless cop, when two scum-group-specific cops were just killed in one night. Tarhalindur's claim no long er makes sense.

I'm hoping one of those kills is a vig kill. Hopefully not the Fonz, that would be incredibly stupid.

[cicero]

Neh? It seems like Jessica's role confirm's Tar's.

Is anyone up to making a list of those involved in the quick Lowell bandwagon toward end-of-day? Given the speed of the bandwagon and the result, it seems like a very protown (or least anti-Adminafia) bw. Arigato!

I think you mean anti-cafeteria mafia? I can easily draw that conclusion, but not the converse. Am I missing something?

[DrippingGoofball]

Thank you for keeping the cafeteria clean.

[cicero]

Drip - I still dont fully understand the large meter on the right hand side. I may have missed it in read through. What is that supposed to tell me?

[DrippingGoofball]

Drip - I still dont fully understand the large meter on the right hand side. I may have missed it in read through. What is that supposed to tell me?

That's the total percentage of the available food that has been wasted on peoples faces instead of eaten.

[cicero]

Aha. Thanks much. Good to know.

[Skruffs]

total percentage of food thrown

[Skruffs]

I mean, uh, it's... um... a scale... to show how scummy you look to the reset of hte town, cicero.
So if it starts going up you better start bussing buddies.

[mneme]

cicero: Watashi wa baka, I'd remembered that Lowell was mafia, but forgotten the revelation that we have -two- mafias, not just one (presumably, Fonz shaded the truth or misread his role or that his role was broader than it was described to him, since as described, I think he was actually hunting the whole Soup Scum gang, not an SK).

The existence of the Soup Scum gang does make me more suspicious of BM -- if there's a mafia, there's a good chance of a GF, and one thing investigation-immune GFs love to do is get themselves investigated early. Letting us force a role claim day 1, thus getting Fonz on his side day 2, is a very sane mafia tactic (or he could be pro-town. But it's worth considering).

Still, having a list of the members of that bandwagon would be useful, particularly in this game where the mods don't do that work for us (or rather, don't show us the results).

[cicero]

I think you're right. It hadnt occurred to me that no one was keeping a bandwagon count. But since you thought of it you get to do the first one

Yeah, Fonz probably misread I think or wasnt clear. People dont always read their PMs closely.

On battlemage, yes. I agree with the suspiciousness. He's actually administration (if librarian counts) and Tar has some 'splainin' to do (although I think he's pretty much a confirmed mason now). And BM's bad behavior notes didnt match. But I reserve judgement - and food - for now. Awaiting Tar. Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey.