Mini 508- Trouble in New Catania-Game Over

[Albert B. Rampage]

You can have it back any time, Claus. I'll fill in meanwhile.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Re-read time!

[Albert B. Rampage]

All right folks. I'm the doctor. Here's the plan:

Lynch Setael today, lynch someone2 tomorrow, celebrate the day after.

Vote Setael

The reason Setael is so sure that there's a doc is because she targeted someone else than the bulletproof townie and her kill was blocked. Considering that there is no role-blocker, she is right in assuming that there is a doc.

If she isn't mafia, than someone2 lied about being bulletproof, and we lynch him and win.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You fucking idiot Ythill. I'm not agreeing to SHIT. Unvote yourself immediately.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I SWEAR that anyone who hammers that bastard will suffer a quick and unmourned death tomorrow. Especially Setael or someone2.

Here's how its going to go: we kill Set, and then we kill someone2.

[Albert B. Rampage]

By someone2, I mean thestranger of course.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Seeing Setael fishing for a role-blocker to determine whether she has to deal with a RB or a doc just reeks of scumminess. Ythill, why is your vote not on Set ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

The only answer I needed was that vote.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Enough talk guys, we need a hammer.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wake up. There's only one scum left.

[Albert B. Rampage]

It looks like thesp must decide what to believe.

There's one scum left. Hellooo

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look, you're a noob, and I respect that. I shouldn't have said we would lynch you tomorrow. My bad.

But you see, it is imperative that we lynch Setael today. Does this register at all ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Setael said I was CONFIRMED town. Don't you trust her ??

[Albert B. Rampage]

She

said that

I

was town. Why are you accusing me of scum ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look, fuck this ego bullshit. I know you are hopelessly paranoid of everyone, but you've got to do the one thing that makes sense. Stand up for yourself as a man. Do the right thing.

Yeah I said I would vote you tomorrow. Sothefuckwhat. And I will. This game is not survival-based.

IF I were scum, I would have hammered that idiot who voted himself ages ago and went along with his flawed little plan. But I'm not. Setael gave me immunity because she will kill me tonight. Are you following ?

Quit being manipulated so easily, you gullible sheep. Don't you see she is USING your pathetic ass ? Break free of your lethargy. Vote Setael. End this game and take the trophy home.

I know you don't like me, and that's fine.

All I'm saying is that we put our differences aside and do the one sensible, strategic move. Because, honestly, if you aren't lynching Setael today, in all probability she will lynch you tomorrow and mark yet another victory on her scumboard.

I'm just saving you the shame here. I know who Thesp will hammer. I know who will win. The end result will be the same. But you have the power to put YOUR vote on HER ass and say "there, I did it, I'm the one who hammered the last scum. Praise me". You can make that choice. Or, you can let somebody else make that choice for you and sulk in the post-game, doubting yourself and thinking about the what-ifs.

Anyway man, its your call. I just laid out what awaited you on the other side of each decision, but I can't take your vote from you. I'll guide you through the door, but you have to walk through it. Y'know what ? Good luck mate. Whatever decision you reach after reading this, I hope you will accept the consequences of it, and just remember one thing: you deserve to win. You're a unique player, and no one in this game can see things the way you do. Don't let your gift go to waste.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If Thesp is the last scum, we're fucked. heh

[Albert B. Rampage]

Hahaha that was fun writing =P

[Albert B. Rampage]

I take it you didn't like my semi-satirical essay =P

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm hoping the no kill was caused by a roleblocker. If so, we've got another scum bagged.

FISHING

Shortly after everyone was made to claim not-RB.

Setael is sooo scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

It was you and Thesp. Anyway. DIE scum DIE!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Whahahaha you think the RB wouldn't have claimed by himself ???

"HMMM MAYBE THIS LADY IS RITE, MAYBE I SHOULD CLAIM"

NO!!!! hahaha. If there ever was a RB, he would've come out without any nudging, and ended the game. Lmao. Setael is soooo scummy. I remember back during my re-read when her scumpartner FoS'd her and moved on. Classic scum behavior.

SETAEL IS THE LAST SCUM 99%!!!!

If not its thestranger.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Guys, seriously ? I mean,

seriously

? Are you this bad at mafia ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

All right I just received my night actions. Apparently my predecessors chose to protect scum day 1, didn't send any actions day 2, Ythill was protected day 3, and Thesp was protected days 4 and 5. Not sure how you jive with all this, but I don't need to make sense of it since I already narrowed down the scum to two players.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Setael, I seriously disagree with your opinion that a doctor would claim vanilla in a massclaim. Why even bother claiming if we are expecting TOWN to lie?!

See ??? C'mon man, REDEEM YOURSELF! Vote Setael!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Setael, I seriously disagree with your opinion that a doctor would claim vanilla in a massclaim. Why even bother claiming if we are expecting TOWN to lie?!

I am seriously contemplating hammering Ythill-town just to force you into a decision on day 7, between Thesp and Set-scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I told you so

[Albert B. Rampage]

LOL why do they keep insulting your intelligence ? I think your FINE Setael!!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Claus was going after you anyway. Its not like he would've changed his mind, amirite Claus ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

All right folks. I'm the doctor. Here's the plan:

Lynch Setael today, lynch someone2 tomorrow, celebrate the day after.

Vote Setael

The reason Setael is so sure that there's a doc is because she targeted someone else than the bulletproof townie and her kill was blocked. Considering that there is no role-blocker, she is right in assuming that there is a doc.

If she isn't mafia, than someone2 lied about being bulletproof, and we lynch him and win.

Was this correct though ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look, fuck this ego bullshit. I know you are hopelessly paranoid of everyone, but you've got to do the one thing that makes sense. Stand up for yourself as a man. Do the right thing.

Yeah I said I would vote you tomorrow. Sothefuckwhat. And I will. This game is not survival-based.

IF I were scum, I would have hammered that idiot who voted himself ages ago and went along with his flawed little plan. But I'm not. Setael gave me immunity because she will kill me tonight. Are you following ?

Quit being manipulated so easily, you gullible sheep. Don't you see she is USING your pathetic ass ? Break free of your lethargy. Vote Setael. End this game and take the trophy home.

I know you don't like me, and that's fine.

All I'm saying is that we put our differences aside and do the one sensible, strategic move. Because, honestly, if you aren't lynching Setael today, in all probability she will lynch you tomorrow and mark yet another victory on her scumboard.

I'm just saving you the shame here. I know who Thesp will hammer. I know who will win. The end result will be the same. But you have the power to put YOUR vote on HER ass and say "there, I did it, I'm the one who hammered the last scum. Praise me". You can make that choice. Or, you can let somebody else make that choice for you and sulk in the post-game, doubting yourself and thinking about the what-ifs.

Anyway man, its your call. I just laid out what awaited you on the other side of each decision, but I can't take your vote from you. I'll guide you through the door, but you have to walk through it. Y'know what ? Good luck mate. Whatever decision you reach after reading this, I hope you will accept the consequences of it, and just remember one thing: you deserve to win.

Should I wiki this post ?