Realistic Mafia - Game Over

[Albert B. Rampage]

Haha we got rid of the annoying ones. Two birds, one stone, is that what you call it ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

*does the matrix bullet-time dodge*

[Albert B. Rampage]

I was scum with BM once. We won.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I was scum with BM once. We won.

what game was that?

BM

Animal crossing mafia. Frankly, the guy who replaced me won, but he had it easy.

Vote: BM

. He is a liability to the town regardless of his alignment.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I can buy that you may be the best player in this game, I sure as hell am not. However, being the best player doesn't mean you're town, so I'm not sure how much that should mean. But now I'm just waiting for you know who so this game can finally get on.

Primate is being sarcastic

you gullible newbes..

[Albert B. Rampage]

He is the one person actually fighting Primate's "superiority". Primate is definently the best player here(except for me of course), but that doesn't mean he is the key to winning.

Hahaha Primate isn't that special at all from what I've seen.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Funny Primate....where's your tag ? I don't see paragon of mafia hunters under your name. Or any tag at all. Or a title. Or any mention of you at all.

Maybe -just maybe- you aren't as good as you proclaim. I might be wrong, and if so, I'd like you to go toe-to-toe with Nabakov and tell me what you think of him.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Funny Primate....where's your tag ? I don't see paragon of mafia hunters under your name. Or any tag at all. Or a title. Or any mention of you at all.

Maybe -just maybe- you aren't as good as you proclaim. I might be wrong, and if so, I'd like you to go toe-to-toe with Nabakov and tell me what you think of him.

I'm not your paladin. I'm just a player.

What do you think of Surye?

He's full of nonsense, but sounds townie enough to me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Thoughts on Nabakov ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Primate isn't much different from everybody else.

[Albert B. Rampage]

He just gets talked about a lot.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Primate, state your thoughts on Nabakov.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Dude, you're gonna die if you don't claim.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Never been a fan of cryptic semi-claims near lynch...

Unvote, vote Surye

[Albert B. Rampage]

Woah guys, I'm completely unarmed. You can search my person and my property, I don't own any weapons.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote

[Albert B. Rampage]

Woah guys, I'm completely unarmed. You can search my person and my property, I don't own any weapons.

Heh, sorry about that

Uhhh yeah, I'm sorry too

[Albert B. Rampage]

Woah guys, I'm completely unarmed. You can search my person and my property, I don't own any weapons.

Heh, sorry about that

Uhhh yeah, I'm sorry too

Hmm.. Just to be clear, what exactly are you apologizing for?

I really thought you were stalling for time to come up with a good claim. It didn't occur to me at all you could have possibly been the mayor. I should have trusted my initial pro-town read on you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Hey guys, how about we all go to BM and loot his guns ? The mafia are already armed anyway, right ? What have we got to lose ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

DG you're as crazy as me, what do you think of my idea ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm using my ???? action. I'm going to walk over to BM's house, and strap myself.

[Albert B. Rampage]

BM, any traps in your house I should know of ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm using my ???? action. I'm going to walk over to BM's house, and strap myself.

aw snap, shit's going down

That's RIGHT!!! We're getting GUNS, baby!! LOTS of guns!

[Albert B. Rampage]

I umm, 'talked' to him.

In a manner of speaking LOL

[Albert B. Rampage]

I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen
A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while Im shittin

[Albert B. Rampage]

Absolutely.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Surye, DG, you guys are strapped yet ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Watch your mouth, army boy.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Attention Town

If you want a safe place to sleep tonight, you are welcome to request a place in my crib now. I will give you a password that you will scream out loud before getting within 10 feet of my humble abode. Anyone else will be shot on sight. My house will henceforth be known as "QB", which stands for Quadrate-Barracks. I will take 3 people. First come first serve, post your application now.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I reserve the right to deny entrance to anyone I please; for now, only army boy's privilege has been suspended. Each applicant will be given a different password for safety measures.

[Albert B. Rampage]

My service is an open militia for civilians only. High profile individuals should be escorted to safety by the police at night. I suggest the name of "BK"(Backdoor Key) to denominate Surye's secret location every night.

Surye, can you covertly contact each officer ? If so, I trust you to organize your own defenses tonight.

[Albert B. Rampage]

One more note: if a mafia infiltrates my ranks at QB tonight, that will make one scumbag less in the streets. QB will be a containment area of sorts, to keep civilians safe, witness to each other's activities, and mafia pinned to one place should there be any present. No one under my roof will be allowed outside until daybreak.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If a mafia gets into your facility, what is to stop him from killing all of you

My .12 gauge shotgun.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No one's gonna die under

my

watch.

*cocks his .45*

[Albert B. Rampage]

We better strip-search him first..

[Albert B. Rampage]

He would like that.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA

Take me in the abode. Please please please!

2 positions remain vacant.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Me and DG will be in the bunker tonight, armed. Anyone else who wishes to join us at QB must make their intentions known before the day ends.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Surye, why not both ? Its entirely possible that the whole gang decides to hit your house.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If you die, nobody will be able to confirm the reports in the first place. Especially if one of the loyal cops dies protecting you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Vote Primate

I'll take BM's word over yours...

[Albert B. Rampage]

simul-posted.

unvote

[Albert B. Rampage]

So you got a buttload of guns at your house too, Primate ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why did you kill Sarcastro, Primate ? What's stopping you from killing again tonight ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

You're skating on thin ice there, monkey-face.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Don't push your luck, army boy.

[Albert B. Rampage]

FOS

everyone who posted off-topic

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wow...seven posts in a row...

And we still haven't learned anything new.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Surye, I request a warrant to assess the condition of Primate's household immediately.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Did you send in detailed traps or just say "rig my house with traps" ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote BM

[Albert B. Rampage]

Surye, what do you think of dahill ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I totally agree. Both of them are priority read-throughs for me as well. Are armlx and dahill your biggest suspects then ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

What did he do of notice ? All he did was vote BM iirc. Why am I connected to Celebloki ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Isn't it armlx who started that trend ? Why would I be concerned by anything armlx does ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Actually, I might agree with a Celebloki lynch, but I will attempt a little

experiment

first.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Day 1

Sarcastro's corpse is found on the streets, with knife marks visible all across it. Flameaxe is found in a pool of blood, ravaged by stab wounds as well.

Primate affirms that Sarcastro wasn't killed by the local mafia, but no one pays him any mindbecause of all the commotion Surye is making. BM starts the Surye bandwagon, but it has little substance until Nabakov puts the third vote. BM is still pushing the lynch very hard, but the bandwagon only really picks up after Cyberbob gives it the little push over the cliff that it needs. In less than a page after Bob's vote, Surye is forced to reveal himself as the mayor, and divulges the reports he received from the various assignments his agents carried out the night before:

• Cyberbob's house was searched, and the investigating agent affirmed he spotted belongings suggesting an "aggressive nature".
  
• Nabakov and Ghostwriter were under surveillance at the former's house, and were seen perpetrating illegal activities on the internet.
  
• Flameaxe was investigated by another agent.
  
• Lastly, one operative infiltrated BM's house, and during a quick run down, stumbled upon an entire arsenal of deadly weapons.

BM finally claims vig and admits he's the one who "took care" of Sarcastro.I decide that I would make better use of the firearms than BM,so I break into his house and steal his gun collection, which I distribute to Surye and DG. DrippingGoofball and I then form the QB militia, an organization with the purpose of offering shelter and protection to unarmed applicants at our QB stronghold.

Next in order is the discussion surrounding Bob's alleged "aggressive nature", although its cut short by Nabakov, who decides to investigate on his own, but Crub quickly joins him. They are unable to breach Bob's property. Meanwhile, following my example, both armlx and Dasquian individually attempt to loot BM's house for guns, but they return empty-handed. The only individuals known to be strapped are Surye -the mayor- and the QB militia.

After a debate lasting several pages, the standing majority decides to terminate Cyberbob's existance. Primate then wakes up and contests BM's claim about Sarcastro's death.Panzer backs Primate up.The three each tell their sides of the story,but the pieces don't quite fit and the truth is muddy, so BM is being massively bandwagonned at this point. Suddenly, BM rushes Primate and slashes his throat, before anyone can react. He's then lynched on the spot by the biggest mob of people we've ever seen, interspersed with tearful confessions of his and Bob's treason; bringing to memory the lynching scene in the movie "The Mist".

Vote: End Day

[Albert B. Rampage]

We are also open to last minute applications for QB protection tonight.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I request permission to pump a bullet into this boy's brain.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You can go home and then lock your doors with the ???? action. Look, we've had an eventful day and all, but I think its to our advantage to collect more information before we make any ignorant decisions. If both Bob and BM are scum, great; we made

informed

lynches with investigation results.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I agree that discussion is going to be productive. After I kill you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Betta pull yo glock out, playa.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No, I'm pretty sure you are town and there's no reason to attack you.

Unvote: End Day

Claim or die.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Indeed. I want the details of your encounter, the summary of your interactions and any agreement you two had.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Done.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No. I didn't.

Armlx, why did you choose dahill ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm not gonna shoot you tonight or today, armlx. Consider yourself safe from QB for now.

[Albert B. Rampage]

We've seriously had enough deaths for one day..sigh

[Albert B. Rampage]

We still have to confirm what armlx said. Dahill, where were you last night ?

(and a happy scum day to ABR).

Thanks lol

We are also open to last minute applications for QB protection tonight.

I have a bad feeling I'm gonna get harassed tonight, may I stay in th QB safe-house tonight? On that note

Vote: End Day

Okay you're in, but don't try anything funny.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I might have missed something, but what is the "QB safe-house"?

A bunker operated by the QB militia, our armed civilian force.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm believing BM's response. Why would he lie about that? If so, that means that we've destroyed half of one mafia already!

Basing yourself on the other game again, I presume

[Albert B. Rampage]

FOS: Dasqian

Vote: End Day

[Albert B. Rampage]

I also recommend BM isn't totally stripped of guns since, if he's a vig, he's probably more competent at using them than the rest of us.

You say you want me to give BM a gun back, which is scummy enough on its own..

What the hell - you vig-killed Sarcastro on N0?

Umm yeh. Who wouldn't!?

So, you have (had?) a collection of guns at your house and you killed Sarcastro N0. Why, exactly, should we believe that you're a vig and not just a garden variety goon?

Vote BM

And then you say you don't believe he's a vig in the

very next post

.

There is nothing more to add without further information, but if you got something else to say, my .22 gage is all ears.

Don't make me upgrade my FOS to a vote, and my vote into a vig.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And heh, this reminds me, we might as well vig everyone close to lynch to immediately get their alignment info.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You're the mayor, you better do the vigging

[Albert B. Rampage]

And you locked the bedroom door for what reason?

To hide his guns. I call for an investigation LOL

[Albert B. Rampage]

I have a shotgun that can blow the door apart, if it comes to it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I would like to thank Albert in advance, i'll start posting tomorrow as I'm just off to bed but Albert thank you, your post linking post with all the summary did an incredible job of helping me catch up. =)

You are my hero

No problem mang. How did you find that post ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Khelv broke into QB last night, and departed following a brief "interaction".

[Albert B. Rampage]

Who would want to break into QB and why?

I won't disclose that information at this time, and besides, I've already taken care of the QB situation. Everything is under control, and QB will be ready to take on a new batch of players tonight.

[Albert B. Rampage]

lol whut ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Albert, this might be a good time to say who all was at the QB.

First of all, I don't see the point in contradicting direct cop investigation. None of results have failed us yet.

Second, I've signed a full anonymity disclosure contract, and its up to my guests to reveal themselves if they wish.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Armlx, where

were

you last night ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

For starters, I think ABR needs to tell me why, after our brief conversation, I would think he was a threat to the town. The mod didn't give me any details.

The cost of turning vigilante is nothing to joke around with then.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'd like to attempt another experiment. Please indulge me if you will folks.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I have reason to believe that Khelvastar is corrupt, and his partner is also a scumbag.

[Albert B. Rampage]

My bad.



I thought it was an elaborate ploy to set me up. It makes no sense that he would withhold information from Surye, and I took his "mason" partner to be his mafia ally.

Well, f*ck me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

On second thought, I'm not sure we would know if Khelvastar was corrupt or not until the day ends.

[Albert B. Rampage]

On second thought, I'm not sure we would know if Khelvastar was corrupt or not until the day ends.

Wouldn't his name be

RED

if he was Scum?

I'm not sure if double agents would have their alignm-...bah I'm probably wrong. Screw me and my cop-killing ways

[Albert B. Rampage]

If you investigate DG I'm pretty sure she will turn up "bad" as well....same thing with Nab committing "illegal" activities. I can't defend my actions but I can guide you through my thought process.

You have referenced corrupt cops a LOT. You kept saying corrupt cop here, corrupt cop there. I thought I nailed your corrupt cop.

I can't just make a case, wait until Khelv gets bandwagonned, and decides to shoot you or another cop...

Look I'm really sorry. I took a chance and f*cked up, and now I'm unarmed.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I have reason to believe that Khelvastar is corrupt, and his partner is also a scumbag.

This is the post where you went wrong, you should have given that reason.

I don't want scum to kill me, the mayor, whoever. I just thought I had the dayvig right.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Especially since he said the mod's pm said "You have reason to suspect ABR", you are done, scum.

This is the exact quote...

I think ABR is a threat to the town, although I am not *positive.*

Anyway.

This is the 3rd time I've killed a cop as town. I should get some kind of anti-nomination for this lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah and I guess I deserve this.

If you don't lynch me now I'll probably not get NK'd, and never survive til endgame anyway lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah lol

I can give you my word, but that's pretty worthless now

[Albert B. Rampage]

Anyway, I'm gonna give my 2cents regardless:

I think I am a "threat" because I have guns at my house.

I still think its best to dayvig someone before they know what's coming for them, so they can't retaliate with a scum day-kill.

I think that, with only 1 unknown cop left, Surye no longer needs cop protection from now on.

Just my opinion.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah. 4 cops.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Khelvastar left something at my house

[Albert B. Rampage]

(his cop I.D.)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote: Albert

Albert B. Rampage, Townie, has been lynched..

Cops, don't bother protecting Surye tonight, he is

dispersible

.

Be careful of DG, she has a gun and can daykill too. I suggest you take her gun away if you want to avoid another dayvig.

gl

TOWN

[Albert B. Rampage]

dispensable**

[Albert B. Rampage]

Something tells me there are more of these "mason-cops"..

[Albert B. Rampage]

By using their day-talking mason partners, of course.

[Albert B. Rampage]

True, but at this death rate it will be worth it. Two or three deaths each night will quickly eliminate a mason or a cop in 2 days.

Quick analysis:

2. DrippingGoofball - ???
7. Surye - Mayor
9. Celebloki - Townie
10. Sensfan - ???
11. Awesome Pants - ???
12. Hjallti - ???
13. Panzerjager - ???
15. armlx - Townie
16. Ghostwriter - Townie
18. NabakovNabakov - Townie
19. Natirasha - Cop
20. Dasquian - ???
21. Crub - ???
23. Sykedoc - ???
25. Singing Librarian - ???

I have a feeling the last mafia will hit Panzy tonight..I'd plan an ambush or something if I were you guys.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I hid a gun under a tile at my house yesterday. If anyone thinks he will need a gun tonight, come for a visit; my ghost won't haunt you, I promise

[Albert B. Rampage]

LOL @ THE FIRST PAGE

Haha we got rid of the annoying ones. Two birds, one stone, is that what you call it ?

qft

I was the one who convinced my team to kill Flameaxe! Or Sarcastro, I don't remember which one.