Obviously, the recent attacks on me have been serious and grave, and deserve a full and thorough response. There are a few points I would like to make absolutely clear.
1. As Amished suggests, there isn't nearly enough of me to go round. Penguins eat fish whole, and there is no way 11 penguins can possibly share 1 fish.
So anyone wanting to kill a fish wants it all for themselves, hence is scum
2. It is well known that fish, like other animals, should be killed when in a state of happiness, so that their muscles are relaxed and the meat is more tender. It would be far more sensible to let me die peacefully.
So anyone wanting to lynch a fish is antitown
3. Penguins only eat live fish.
So anyone wanting to kill a fish is certainly not a penguin, hence is scum
4. Actually, the fish in the picture is a robot fish.
In light of this evidence, I fully expect those voting for me to:
1) Unvote me
2) Admit that they are scum
3) Vote for themselves
Anything else is merely prolonging the inevitable.