Post Restriction Mafia MEGA - It's Over!

Twomz · Post Post #325 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:28 am

Does anyone have any...

SCHWIINNGG!!! WAYNES WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!! WAYNES WORLD!!!

*cough* ... objections to the DG lynch? And DG... if you are scum, that's one of the worst fake claims i've ever seen (sorry.)

riktus · Post Post #326 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:33 am

mHm, well fater alll taht Im defintiely hpapy to

vote: DrippingGoofball

- Vauhgn seeemd osmewhat suspciious bfeore he idsappeared, andd everythnig you'ev odne isnce hass mdae youu olok omre suspiciosu. Evne ignorng LA L. Still ilke to hera aobut STS's restrictoin hwen he erturns toh.

bertrand · Post Post #327 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:30 am

No objections here...

vote DrippingGoofball

That makes no sense.

bertrand · Post Post #328 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:32 am

DrippingGoofball wrote:I am the Contractor, yes, that part is true, and I do have to vote for Masons. But I am also a
rolefinder!

During Night 1, I rolebloked CES, on Night 2, I roleblocked Fritzler, and on Night 3, I rolebloked VisMaior.

Um... what?

There have only been two nights.

And you block or find what now?

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #329 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:32 am

I am both a roleblocker and a rolefinder.

I can choose to roleblock, or rolefind. I got a bit mixed up here about there having been a third might, because I expected Twomz to be lynched, and I was

going to

roleblock VisMaior tonight.

Now let's stop talking about me and let's find scum.

I am going to be nightkilled now anyway, after having revealed myself as a power role. The scum will take care of me for sure.

Which is going to be funny, they're going to find out that I am un-nightkillable! Haha. I am going to laugh!

So - if the Town is dumb enough to lynch their un-nightkillable roleblocker/rolefinder, then the Town richly deserves to lose.

Case closed.

Can we try to find real scum now?

Oh, and I am going to need doc-protection tonight.

riktus · Post Post #330 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:42 am

DrippingGoofball wrote:Which is going to be funny, they're going to find out that I am un-nightkillable! Haha. I am going to laugh!

Oh, and I am going to need doc-protection tonight.

youu aree un-nightklilable andd ened doc-protcetion. mum, howw odes htat onee wrok eaxctly? quiet hpapy wtih my vtoe.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #331 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:51 am

Oh yeah, I DON'T need doc-protection, I am un-nightkillable. I got mixed up, that is all. My role is very bizarre and confusing, even to me. The post restriction that is lifted after voting a Masons, and rolefinder/roleblocker combined powers with un-nightkillability is a lot to handle.

Sorry, my bad. I hope you won't be dumb enough to hold that one little mistake against me.

I bet the scum wants me lynched because they have now learnt that they can't kill me at night. Right? Right.

Let's find some scum, please!

Glork · Post Post #332 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:59 am

DGB quacks me up.

At least she's having fun with it before she dies.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #333 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:00 am

HEY!!!

Have I been hammered????

Let's count...

Twomz... 1
M-Mafia... 2
Rosso Carne... 3
thedocsalive... 4
CDelibird... 5
Yosarian2... 6
Glork... 7
stikey... 8
riktus... 9
bertrand... 10

Phew! But I am only one away from being lynched!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #334 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:01 am

Glork wrote:DGB quacks me up.
At least she's having fun with it before she dies.

Haha. Well. At least I didn't give away my scumbuddies!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #335 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:06 am

Oh, look at what I found!

Who's going to claim the honor?

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #336 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:07 am

That Vaughn was a loser, man!

Good thing I stepped in to show you all how this game is played.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #337 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:09 am

Requesting

Mod Prod

on all the players that have yet to vote for me.

the silent speaker · Post Post #338 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:26 am

Who's going to claim the honor?

Ooh ooh let me let me!
DG is clearly exactly what she's claimed, a blocker/rolefinder/mason recruiter who is unightkillable, needs doc protection, and gets to perform her night actions a night in advance, PLUS ALSO she self-evidently gets a vig kill for every fake claim she makes. Or else not, and she's a ruthless scum who intends to make her going down as much fun as she possibly can.

Vote: DrippingGoofball

, but we shouldn't lynch her -- that's far too prosaic. We should be much more elaborate; at the very minimum crucifixion should be involved.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #339 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:39 am

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HHAA!

Hahah!

Ha! HhhHA

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DrippingGoofball · Post Post #340 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:39 am

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #341 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:42 am

I win! Fools! I got you all.

stikey · Post Post #342 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:06 am

<shrug> Maybe DG has a win condition that requires that she be smurfed by the town? (If so, I wonder why Vaughn didn't smurf more ridiculously.) At any rate, I enjoyed this zany, albeit brief, bit of goofballery that DG has smurfed us with

Glork · Post Post #343 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:42 am

Nah, she's being exactly what she is... a Quackball.

Sorry I had to go and bust your bubble like that, DGB. I found scum and had to pounce.

*POUNCE*
Quack!

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #344 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:15 am

Nah...

Roleclaim:

Kamikaze.

Purpose:

getting myself lynched, but not vigged or night-killed.

Win condition:

getting myself lynched.

Fun bit:

whoever hammers me, explodes with me... which means...

TSS is dead meat.

You'll soon find out whether he was scum or town.

Without Glork's invaluable help, I doubt I could have gotten myself lynched in less than 24 hours - with a looming deadline - and Twomz, my "competitor" with 10/11 votes!

I really have a talent for this. This is an classic example that will be a must for all future mafia textbooks.

Twomz · Post Post #345 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:29 am

Lol, that's exactly the type of role *I* should...

Man... my room's a mess. I need to clean it up but I have work tonight so I can't til tomorrow. Oh well, I suppose it will have to stay messy a little while longer.

er.. be given, because I tend to get lynched... a lot.

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #346 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:45 am

Dot. Dot. Dot.

Well, quack that. Well done DG, it took you a couple of days to achieve what Vaughn hadn't done for quacks. Quacking job, but damn.

Big Fat FoS: Twomz

for tomorrow.

stikey · Post Post #347 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:25 am

I would be smurfed if DG is telling the truth about being a kamikaze. I mean, it would sound plausible, except that Vaughn did such a poor job of getting himself smurfed that it seems impossible for DG to be smurfing the truth about the role!

If she's not lying, I suppose we finally get to smurf the power that TSS gets when he hammers

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #348 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:15 am

Don't knock Vaughn! It's not as easy as it looks. It takes extraordinary cunning and talent.

Stikey, why on Earth would I lie now? Not only am I officially lynched, but I won!

I didn't realize TSS claimed a special power if he hammers. Haha! Now, that's funny. I'm looking forward to the obits to see whether TSS is scum or town.

stikey · Post Post #349 (ISO) » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:25 pm

What do you mean, it smurfs extraordinary cunning and talent? All you have to do is smurf some ridiculous role and then keep piling nonsense on top of it! (Though I still don't believe that you're smurfing the truth; you might just be screwing with us to maximize your fun before the game smurfts for you.)