Mini 422 - Paranoia Mafia - Game Over

[Sarcastro]

You may request prods on troubleshooters who have fallen derelict on their duty to root out enemies to the Computer

How appropriate.

Anyway,

Random Vote: PlaysWithSquirrels

[StevieT92]

vote: Coron

Coron is always scum.

[Coron]

Vote: StevieT92

Voting Coron is a scum tactic.

[StevieT92]

You may request prods on troubleshooters who have fallen derelict on their duty to root out enemies to the Computer

How appropriate.

Anyway,

Random Vote: PlaysWithSquirrels

I'm going to request a prod on Sarcastro. He has fallen derelict in his duty to root out enemies, because sarcasm is inconducive to team building.

[StevieT92]

Vote: StevieT92

Voting Coron is a scum tactic.

Unvote, vote: Coron

[Thesp]

I'm going to request a prod on Sarcastro. He has fallen derelict in his duty to root out enemies, because sarcasm is inconducive to team building.

The Computer's CPU cycles are currently diverted to another sector for the benefit of Alpha Complex. Function will be restored in approximately [censored] parsecs.

[Coron]

I'd like to request a votecount.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

I'd like to request a votecount.

l2count, idiot.

In other news,

Vote: Sarc

.

Haven't you done enough to me already?!?

[DiamondHawk]

Sir, that must be a most excellent joke!

While Friend Computer is momentarily elsewhere, though, I take it upon myself to present a (completely unofficial) vote count.

Coron: (1)

StevieT92

StevieT92: (1)

Coron

PlaysWithSquirrels: (1)

Sarcastro

Sarc: (1)

PlaysWithSquirrels

Not Voting: Everybody Else.

l2count, idiot.

I'm picking up substandard levels of happiness here.... hmm...

Wagon Vote (Yes, 2 is a Wagon) PlaysWithSquirrels

[Sarcastro]

Wagon Vote (Yes, 2 is a Wagon) PlaysWithSquirrels

I like the cut of your jib.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Wagon Vote (Yes, 2 is a Wagon) PlaysWithSquirrels

Three's a crowd, remember.

And I can assure you, fellow troubleshooter, my happiness is at the requisite level.

[dahen]

Nice VC there, DiamondHawk.

Here is my eager contribution:

vote Mojo

Although the vote is random, I am very happy about it.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Vote: PlaysWithSquirrels

I bet he's a mutant.

[M4yhem]

Allow me to test the recording function of the forum. It's better to be safe than to be commie:

Coron: (1)

StevieT92

StevieT92: (1)

Coron

PlaysWithSquirrels: (1)

Sarcastro

Sarc: (1)

PlaysWithSquirrels

Not Voting: Everybody Else.

Ah, that all seems to be in order.

Votecount update:

Mojo: (1)

dahen

Stark

M4yhem

How can PlayswithSquirrel be unhappy when we have three happiness officers, diamondhawk? Are you accusing them of failing in their duty to the computer?

Vote: Friend Stark

He hasn't shown up to participate in our urgent computer-approved mission yet. Perhaps he's plotting with his commie friends?

[M4yhem]

Oh my. It seems mutants have been interfering with my votecount. That should read

Stark (1)

M4yhem.

Would the mutants responsible please step forward?

[Mojo]

And the answer, of course, is no. Those commies obviously ran through that corridor just so everybody else would, too, so be careful not to fall into his plan.

And how would you know that?
Are you a commie that had a plan to run down a filthy corridor?

Vote: DiamondHawk

[stark]

Commie friends have been rejected in place of Computer Friend. False Accusations!

Vote: Mayhem

[Maz Medias]

Once a commie, always a commie.

Vote: Stark

[DiamondHawk]

How can PlayswithSquirrel be unhappy when we have three happiness officers, diamondhawk? Are you accusing them of failing in their duty to the computer?

Our esteemed happiness officers have only been on the job for less than a daycycle. Surely Sarcastro's happiness will be brought up by the end of the day...

unless he's an unhappy commie. Stay alert!

Are you a commie that had a plan to run down a filthy corridor?

Hygiene training has informed us that dirty commies secretly desire to make all citizens dirty as well. Cleanliness must be upheld!

[Barromán]

Someone is not happy here??

Smyle right now!!

We must be happy!!!

Ofcourse, I think that Cogito Ergo Sum wanted to vote so fastly, and, because ther's nothing more better to do... I know that it's a stupid reason but...

Stupid Vote: Cogito Ergo Sum

.

Long life to Friend Computer!

[Mojo]

Hygiene training has informed us that dirty commies secretly desire to make all citizens dirty as well.

I received no such information. I think you're lying. Only commie traitors lie to their fellow Troubleshooters.


Also, here's a joke for everyones happiness:

"A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Why isn't PlaysWithSquirrels dead yet?

[Thesp]

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Official Vote Count

PlaysWithSquirrels

- 3 (Sarcastro, DiamondHawk, Cogito Ergo Sum)

Coron

- 1 (StevieT92)

StevieT92

- 1 (Coron)

Sarcastro

- 1 (PlaysWithSquirrels)

Mojo

- 1 (dahen)

Stark

- 2 (M4yhem, Maz Medias)

DiamondHawk

- 1 (Mojo)

M4yhem

- 1 (stark)

Cogito Ergo Sum

- 1 (Barromán)

With 12 surviving, it takes 7 to brainscrub and present for summary execution.

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Why isn't PlaysWithSquirrels dead yet?

because it's page two and you don't have any information, idjit.

[Coron]

unvote vote: PWS

... I'm siding with CES, something must be wrong here.