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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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Showdown at the Speakeasy will be (finally) airing this Friday in the Discord at 4 PDT!-
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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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Oh shit, I better write up my promo.Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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And with that, there is officially a new belt up for grabs! I present to you all theUPick Champion Belt.
This belt will always be defended under Extreme Rules, because U get to Pick any method to wear down your opponent! As per mith's decree, Anix will start off holding the belt. If you want to fight for it before the next Nightkill, make a promo calling Anix out! Anix will then Pick who the contender will be.-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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Watch Showdown At The Speakeasy here:
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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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Oh, I won again? How droll.Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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T-Bone He/HimA Cut AboveHe/Him
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I'm the champ, stay in your lane, AniX.-
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T-Bone He/HimA Cut AboveHe/Him
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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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Champion of what? The "Generic Championship" that is named the same as every other championship in every other league?In post 56, T-Bone wrote: I'm the champ, stay in your lane, AniX.Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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T-Bone's belt:Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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kuribo he/himFire and Brimstonehe/him
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- Location: the beach, probably
This is absolutely amazingJoin me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew-
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I won! Once again proving that I am the one to beat in the women's division. I outlasted 5 others to stamp my mark atop the roster. Next? I'm going for hardware. I want a strap around my waist, and none of you ladies can do anything about it!-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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Here are the storylines going into the next Clash At The Mash:
* Both title belts are on the line, as d3f and Black earned their chance to challenge Fenrir and xofelf. Will the belts change hands, or will the champs prove why they won them in the first place?
* The Shield of the Screaming Death Clan has looked shaky recently. T-Bone has ordered Majiffy to get a win in his next match in order to stop making the SDC look bad. But who is the mystery opponent?
* The tag team division is in shambles right now. McMenno has made no secret of the fact that they are frustrated that they only seem to win singles matches, and behind the scenes Malkon and Menno are each blaming the other for MalkMenno's loss at Showdown at the Speakeasy. Meanwhile the other stables of Big Pink and the Webdip Boyz are also the holders of winless records. Something has to give, and it's probably not going to be pretty...
* At the last Clash Chickadee was supposed to face Ythan, but before the match started Bellaphant knocked out Ythan and took her place in the match. Then Bella used her trickery to get into the elimination chamber at the Speakeasy, just so she could take another shot at Chickadee. Chickadee better keep her head on a swivel, because Bella is determined to prove she's the better wrestler no matter what the cost.
* Speaking of Ythan, it was her spot in the elimination chamber that got usurped by Bella. MSWF management is very sorry about this and promised Ythan her choice of booking at this show. When faced with the opportunity to call out anybody in the company, she chose Isis. A table match has been scheduled.
* Finally, a lot of wrestlers found their personal items in the locker room vandalized; just about every flat surface has been covered in stamps. Who is doing this, and what could it mean?
Find out this Friday at 5:00 PDT at Clash At The Mash!-
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D3f3nd3r he/himBest Social Gamehe/him
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Am I obliged to call it "an opportunity to perform for the championship" or am I actually allowed to call it a title shot in this promotion“The assumption of good faith is dead”
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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I don't get this reference. Is this WWE vs AEW drama? Either way, you can call it whatever you want!In post 63, D3f3nd3r wrote: Am I obliged to call it "an opportunity to perform for the championship" or am I actually allowed to call it a title shot in this promotion-
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I don’t follow either but I remember reading something about one of those promos not letting their wrestlers actually use the term “title shot” and that’s literally the only thing I know about pro wrestlingIn post 64, Haschel Cedricson wrote:
I don't get this reference. Is this WWE vs AEW drama? Either way, you can call it whatever you want!In post 63, D3f3nd3r wrote: Am I obliged to call it "an opportunity to perform for the championship" or am I actually allowed to call it a title shot in this promotion“The assumption of good faith is dead”
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kuribo he/himFire and Brimstonehe/him
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Yeah in WWE, you weren't allowed to call it a "belt" or a "title" or a title shot, it was always a championship and championship opportunityJoin me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew-
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AniX...AniX...AniX...
You claim to be a wrestler for the people... You claim to brutalize your opponents... You claim to be underutilized...
I SEE SOMEONE THAT HAS TO ABUSE THEIR POWERS TO GET WHAT THEY WANT... TO BLACKMAIL FOR A TITLE THAT THEY WILL LOSE THE FIRST CHANCE THAT THEY STEP IN THE RING TO DEFEND THIS TITLE.
Yes, I may have come up short in the Elimination Chamber. I may have been beaten and bruised, but you don't know what my body can fully endure. It took 5 different wrestlers beating me down for me to stay down. You avoided the chamber, you were afraid.... You wouldn't last in the ring against me AniX. I am coming for that Upick Title, and I will make sure that you don't get back up.-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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One hour until Clash At The Mash! Join us in Discord!-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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Here's Clash At The Mash 3!
As for next week, it's a South Bend invasion on the next Nightkill! Het is making his debut, and Shea has volunteered himself as the welcome wagon in a Falls Count Anywhere match!
Up next, it's a triple threat match between Ariel, Invisibility, and *checks notes* the butterfly? That can't be right.
Our first title fight has the Moment Of Brilliance Tag Belt on the line, as The F2 of Bella and Klick face off against the newly-formed team of Turnabout Topaz.
The Screaming Death Clan is never content to sit idle. After a dominating performance by the Shield at Clash, rumor has it that the Sword wants in on the action and is looking to start a rivalry. Who will be unlucky enough to find herself in the sights of Lady Lambdadelta?
Mallowgeno has been very angry backstage about getting embarrassed by T-Bone. When he gets matched up against the red-hot ball of fury that is Kuribo, will he fight fire with fire or will he get burned?
The Den so far has an undefeated record. Silverclaw and Leon have earned their shot at the Goodfellas Tag Belt. Facing them will be a brand-new duo. Will ORAM and Peg, the founding members of the Sports! stable, be able to succeed against The Den when every other partnership has failed?
The Final Tribal Council of Survivormeet South Bend was intense, and this reunion looks to be even more intense! It's a triple threat match between the finalists of Arlen, Haschel, and Monty!
In the main event, AniX has promised to put his money where his mouth is and has picked Kdowns to be the first challenger for the UPick Championship. It's Extreme Rules with the belt on the line. Who will wear the metaphorical red crown? Find out next week on Nightkill!-
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kuribo he/himFire and Brimstonehe/him
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Just gonna leave this here
Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew-
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xofelf they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)Miss Mashthey/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
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Amazing delivery. 11/10Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
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