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God's mercy, despite the best efforts of man to understand it, is still largely a mystery. As such, it seems only time will tell.Zurel wrote:In post 48, Flavor Leaf wrote: The question is, did God take pity on these newbies here?
In other news, this phase of the game doesn't seem all that likely to produce much in the way of leads. But hey, who cares about leads when you can relentlessly overthink every word someone says? (Guilty as charged)
Now, as far as my own ideas go, I've not seen anything out of the usual (as far as the newbie folk go, anyway). Ms Faria is posting without relent and Wivern seems to have a more interesting game to spend his attentions on for the moment. I'll have to do some more reading, but as it stands, nothing stands out as uncharacteristic or unexplainable.
Not as glad as I am to see you!In post 35, Birefringence wrote: *waves* Hi Hank! Glad you could make it.
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Quite simply, my dear Salsabil, you are unapologetically vocal; you post a lot. Which is fine, of course, don't get me wrong. I'm just highlighting the fact that you seem to separate your responses into individual replies as opposed to collating them all into a single post.Salsabil Faria wrote: sorry, don't understand... what do you mean?
Well, I appreciate the sentiment.Flavor Leaf wrote:I guess I lost like two posts. It was me explaining why I started to lean town on Hank, amongst some other thoughts of my Mafia Philosophy. I'll retype it up later, I guess. =/ Shame, I'll likely be away today and tomorrow.
You know what you're talking about, so I'd like to hear your thoughts on the Mafia and their philosophical machinations, once you're back. In the meantime I'll see what I can glean from yourshamelesslyplugged guide.
Seems about right.Zurel wrote: We'll just have to keep talking. Eventually something will happen.
I'll certainly be keeping it in mind, yes. Either way, i'm sure we'd agree that the lurk is not uncharacteristic of Mr Wiyvern.Zurel wrote: Wiyvern has a notorious record of not posting/lurking and getting replaced out. He was replaced out of our previous game, and from what I saw before I even joined the newbie queue, that was not the first time it happened. Just keep that in mind.-
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In post 62, Zurel wrote:
1.Oh, Hank. Regardless of your alignment, I already like you.
2.All I can say is, both Faria and Wiyvern acted as they were in our previous game. Faria will definitely respond to any comment about her,
especially if you mention that you read her as scum. She is a real new player and like she said, this is only her second game. So far I'm inclined
to believe that Faria is town but Wiyvern is null.
3.The only other person I know is Trendall. He behaves a bit differently, in that he RVS last game but didn't RVS this game. Is this AI? I don't know
but I'm just putting it out there.1.The feeling is mutual, my good friend.
2.Faria's behaviour, as you have noted, is identical to that of when she played town. I would expect some form of disparity, were a variable as significant as her alignment to change. I'm in agreeance with you on the lean toward town. This can and should, of course, be tested at some point in the future, but for now we have more neutral characters to define.
Wiyvern, for a start, remains absolute in their ambiguity.
3.Funnily enough, Trendall seemed to stick out as I read back through the logs. Not that we've gotten all that far yet, but from what I read, I would have expected at least a little more activity from them. While the absence of a RV isn't incriminating in of itself, I would like a little explanation as to why they participated in RVS last game and not this, whilst also saying:
It seems like a fairly standard, well thought out practice on their behalf and I'd like to know if there are any extraordinary circumstances that might have lead to such a disparity between the two progressive games.In post 45, Trendall wrote:I do it because I get more information as to what people's playstyles are from how they react to it than I would by for some reason placing a vote on somebody that is no pressure and that they're expecting to happen anyway.-
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I too would like to hear more from our dearest Frank.In post 64, Birefringence wrote:
My dear Frank, I would love to hear more from you. Is there anyone that you like right now? Anyone that you find suspicious?In post 34, Frank Lucas wrote:Once mentioned, I added in the spirit of clarity. IMO a flustered player would try to posit a excuse or distract. My fault happens to just be ignorance.-
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I've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled! Now... whilst I've always been partial to these kinds of strategies, what exactly differentiates a scum read from a town read in this instance?In post 81, Flavor Leaf wrote:Just checking in, I’m still out of town until late tomorrow, I just wanted to do a quick read through, so I don’t feel super out of the loop. I’ll hopefully have more to say later.
I’m vibing with Hank a lot. I’m really afraid I could get pocketed there because of lines like “i like your thoughts on Mafia Philosophy” or whatever he said, so in addition to already lean towning, I just feel comfortable with Hank? Does this make sense? I almost half hope he’s scum because I’m giddy to see how he keeps this dynamic of ours going. I’ll happily jump in your pocket right now. This is one of those things where if you’re scum, I’m telling you exactly what you want to hear, and that’s specifically part of the play I am choosing to try to get an accurate read on you, and I think it’ll be really interesting to see what happens.
Well, that's exactly the point. As this is only your second game, it wouldn't be unusual for you to change your demeanour in accordance with your role. All I'm saying is that you seem towny, to me.In post 80, Salsabil Faria wrote:
It's literally my 2nd mafia game, so I don't know whatIn post 68, Hank Spankems wrote:In post 62, Zurel wrote:
2.All I can say is, both Faria and Wiyvern acted as they were in our previous game. Faria will definitely respond to any comment about her,
especially if you mention that you read her as scum. She is a real new player and like she said, this is only her second game. So far I'm inclined
to believe that Faria is town but Wiyvern is null.
2.Faria's behaviour, as you have noted, is identical to that of when she played town. I would expect some form of disparity, were a variable as significant as her alignment to change. I'm in agreeance with you on the lean toward town. This can and should, of course, be tested at some point in the future, but for now we have more neutral characters to define.
disparityyou expect from me or why do you evenexpectin the first place?
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Rough life. I didn't even get noticed.In post 91, Zurel wrote:@Flavor, it doesn't work. You had been ignored, bro.
Where have I heard that before?In post 110, Flavor Leaf wrote:I'm working with a Zurel/Hank town block for now. I could be wrong, but both to me seem like town.
Zurel seems natural, and generally, the conversation we had the other time seemed really natural, and the post they said about them just posting for the sake of talking I think comes from a town perspective.
At this point, Wiyvern and Frank are just MIA. In any other game I've played, this is lynchable in and of itself, though I'm not sure how you folk like to play this kind of thing out.
Not much else to add. Hopefully everyone is doing well and best of luck to your uncle, Salsabil.-
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Naturally, yeah. There are some OOC reasons I voted, but once Taylor made her assertion I spent a while reading over the setups and trying to figure out why she was so certain. I ended up voting on probabilities and Taylor's conviction, more than a Mason setup. Either way, it worked out for town, but less so for me. As for who scum is, I'd level my bet on either Frank, Trendal or you. Namely Trendal, though, frank is just kinda quiet and it seems only wise to pay extra head to yourself.In post 185, Flavor Leaf wrote:hank kind of looks like a bus vote to me, so I'm starting there.
@Hank - Who is scum? You realize your vote looks like a bus vote, right-
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Why try claiming such a risky role?In post 199, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Masons know each other are town.In post 195, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 191, Zurel wrote:
Another mason.In post 190, Salsabil Faria wrote:Mason shares a private thread, but who is a mason talking to in that private thread??and what are they talking about (because they have no active abilities)?
Taylor knew Bife was scum because Bife claimed Doctor, and Taylor was a Mason, and if you look at the setup, there's no possible way there can be a Doctor in a game with a mason.-
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In post 201, Zurel wrote:
When this happened, I thought it was because Wiyvern could be doctor and scums could use inactive players with possible PR as excuse there was no CC. But Taylor turns out to be Mason. So screw my dumb brain, she already knew Bire was scum because in Mason setup, there could not be Masons. So she had only been acting so scums didn't catch her as having PR and NKilled her.In post 198, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 174, Zurel wrote:I think no need to answer my #171, Taylor. My stupid brain had caught up.I asked this question to Tayl0r Swift but she didn't get the chance to answer me, so I want to know from you:In post 175, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 170, Tayl0r Swift wrote:
this post proves that bire is scum.In post 162, Zurel wrote:We do have the wild card called Wiyvern, though. I don't know when they will make a reappearance, if ever.sorry I don’t understand, how do you come up with this idea?
Good to know I'm not the only one who missed the mason pair.
I don't think it worksIn post 203, Salsabil Faria wrote:understood, and for my case, I was the one who voted Birefringence first and didn't change my vote cause she didn't/couldn't prove herself as a townie, so the bus vote point is not applicable for me.quitelike that, Salsa, but to be honest, I would never even think to question your towniness-
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Why does POE have to be the only wiki item I can't find?In post 206, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Well, I would say it's still applicable to you, but yeah, I'm not scum reading you at all, I think you're obv town, and Hank not having you in his POE means he's probably town as well.In post 203, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 197, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Bus means someone decided to vote their own partner to make themselves look townie, but in this case, I think it's far more likely that scum is on the wagon, if only because there's more people on it than off of it that are possible.In post 192, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 185, Flavor Leaf wrote:hank kind of looks like a bus vote to me, so I'm starting there.
@Hank - Who is scum? You realize your vote looks like a bus vote, rightbus vote means?understood, and for my case, I was the one who voted Birefringence first and didn't change my vote cause she didn't/couldn't prove herself as a townie, so the bus vote point is not applicable for me.-
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Ahhhh... if only. I appreciate the sentiment, though, I really do.In post 209, Flavor Leaf wrote:Hank, if you're scum, you probably win this in lylo against me.-
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Thank you for clarifying. It seems quite self explanatory upon reflection, so do excuse my trog brain.In post 212, Flavor Leaf wrote:poe = process of elimination.
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I thought this too, but one could argue that they killed taylor because she basically led the killing charge against Bire.In post 214, Zurel wrote:
What the hell. That's hilarious in its own right.In post 207, Flavor Leaf wrote:
I read it like she forgot she was a mason, probably because Wiyvern was MIA, so she legit forgot, then realized it when you brought Wiyvern up.In post 201, Zurel wrote:
When this happened, I thought it was because Wiyvern could be doctor and scums could use inactive players with possible PR as excuse there was no CC. But Taylor turns out to be Mason. So screw my dumb brain, she already knew Bire was scum because in Mason setup, there could not be Masons. So she had only been acting so scums didn't catch her as having PR and NKilled her.In post 198, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 174, Zurel wrote:I think no need to answer my #171, Taylor. My stupid brain had caught up.I asked this question to Tayl0r Swift but she didn't get the chance to answer me, so I want to know from you:In post 175, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 170, Tayl0r Swift wrote:
this post proves that bire is scum.In post 162, Zurel wrote:We do have the wild card called Wiyvern, though. I don't know when they will make a reappearance, if ever.sorry I don’t understand, how do you come up with this idea?
But this is making me suspicious of you, Flavor. An inexperienced player like me might not have noticed the possibility of Mason just from the exchange between me and Taylor. Wiyvern would have been a more viable NK, at least if I were scum.-
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In post 217, Zurel wrote:
Do I need to spell that out? I'm suspicious of you too, Hank. Your vote on Bire looked like bussing and it's possible that you already knew everything that you asked Flavor, id est, you're just an experienced player pretending to be newbie.In post 216, Hank Spankems wrote:And let's not forget, Trendal is an SE, too
I still like you, regardless.
Maybe.. I was never all that great at spelling. Sometimes I forget people can be sus of me, too. As I said, I'm quite familiar with the genre (town of salem, etc.) but this is, legitimately, my first forum game. Much as with Flavor, I appreciate the sentiment, though.
Totally get where you're coming from with flavor, too. That said, I see Trendal as a likelier pick at this point-
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What makes you think I'd see it any quicker than the rest of us? I am but a lowly newb.In post 219, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Sure, that's fair. I personally think it was out right there and open, and I'm half suspicious of Hank faking not seeing that, but at this point, scum is going to act like they didn't see it no matter what.In post 214, Zurel wrote:
What the hell. That's hilarious in its own right.In post 207, Flavor Leaf wrote:
I read it like she forgot she was a mason, probably because Wiyvern was MIA, so she legit forgot, then realized it when you brought Wiyvern up.In post 201, Zurel wrote:
When this happened, I thought it was because Wiyvern could be doctor and scums could use inactive players with possible PR as excuse there was no CC. But Taylor turns out to be Mason. So screw my dumb brain, she already knew Bire was scum because in Mason setup, there could not be Masons. So she had only been acting so scums didn't catch her as having PR and NKilled her.In post 198, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 174, Zurel wrote:I think no need to answer my #171, Taylor. My stupid brain had caught up.I asked this question to Tayl0r Swift but she didn't get the chance to answer me, so I want to know from you:In post 175, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 170, Tayl0r Swift wrote:
this post proves that bire is scum.In post 162, Zurel wrote:We do have the wild card called Wiyvern, though. I don't know when they will make a reappearance, if ever.sorry I don’t understand, how do you come up with this idea?
But this is making me suspicious of you, Flavor. An inexperienced player like me might not have noticed the possibility of Mason just from the exchange between me and Taylor. Wiyvern would have been a more viable NK, at least if I were scum.
Scum might not have even known they were masons, and just thought they were townie who caught scum.-
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I like you too bb <3
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You're right, yeah. It seemed like an easily counter-able role and I didn't put in the time to think the others might be equally so. I guess the crux of the question is: Was the situation so dire for Bire that she felt that a risky claim was the only solution to get out of being voted?In post 223, Zurel wrote:
This question. It bothers me. Aren't all PRs risky to be claimed? There can be CCs or roles that know that the claimed role can't exist in the setup.In post 200, Hank Spankems wrote:
Why try claiming such a risky role?In post 199, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Masons know each other are town.In post 195, Salsabil Faria wrote:In post 191, Zurel wrote:
Another mason.In post 190, Salsabil Faria wrote:Mason shares a private thread, but who is a mason talking to in that private thread??and what are they talking about (because they have no active abilities)?
Taylor knew Bife was scum because Bife claimed Doctor, and Taylor was a Mason, and if you look at the setup, there's no possible way there can be a Doctor in a game with a mason.
And isn't claiming a PR an effort on the part of scum to oust a PR that can be NKilled? Shouldn't this be obvious?
And yes, I get claiming to oust a power role, but I'd hardly consider a 1 for 1 trade any good. Especially in the first day, might I add.-
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Excellent. I'll use this as my N-word pass of stupid questions.In post 237, Zurel wrote:
Oh, where is the fun in a game where no one is talking. And what if mafia if we don't ask questions?In post 233, Hank Spankems wrote:Would it help you if I stopped asking questions? That seems to be where a lot of these problems are coming from.
Naturally it's always best to take a PR with you, but her position seemed recoverable. Regardless of anything, I know you have your eyes on me and flavour, but what's your read on Trendal/Frank?In post 236, Zurel wrote:
What could have a scum done in that situation? It's quite formulaic: you get to E-1, you claim, someone CC, you get lunched. In some cases, the PR refuse to CC because they don't want to oust themselves. But the claim usually happens before that, so whether or not you can talk your way out of it is another story.In post 232, Hank Spankems wrote:
You're right, yeah. It seemed like an easily counter-able role and I didn't put in the time to think the others might be equally so. I guess the crux of the question is: Was the situation so dire for Bire that she felt that a risky claim was the only solution to get out of being voted?
And yes, I get claiming to oust a power role, but I'd hardly consider a 1 for 1 trade any good. Especially in the first day, might I add.
The way I see it, it's a last resort. Better try ousting one of the PRs rather than just dying like that, when you obviously know you're going to die.
You can lunch me anyday, baby; I love food.In post 225, Zurel wrote:But if it's between you and Flavor, as of the current weather, I will lunch you <3
Also @mod, are we getting replacement for Wiyvern? Or should we pretend that the slot doesn't exist?
frfr, fair enough on that. I'd probably lynch me too, if I wasn't so damn handsome.
I mean, justlookat that pfp
This.In post 238, Zurel wrote:
I'm not going to ask why you think I'm town because I think it's because I'm nice to you. But here is an advice: Don't trust someone just because they're nice to you. I'm town this game, but I may not be the next time we meet, and it will be easy for me to pocket you. And pocket here means a scum who gains your absolute trust, you believe they're town and won't vote for them.-
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Then you willIn post 243, Zurel wrote:
Lucky for you, hun. Because I don't care for appearance <3In post 239, Hank Spankems wrote: frfr, fair enough on that. I'd probably lynch me too, if I wasn't so damn handsome.
I mean, justlookat that pfpadoremy personality. I'm not like the other Heisenberg's, I assure you.
I mean, sure it looks like I'm bussing, but that could very well be anyone who piled onto the vote. If I were scum, I wouldn't have even voted there. I would have just waited for flavour to hammer it, or something. If I'm scum, I can vote and draw attention to myself, orrr alternatively I can just not vote, blend in with a couple of the others and be in a much better position that where I am now. I might be inexperienced, but I'm not dumb. I know what leaves me better off. Please tell me if there's something more 'towny' I can do to convince you all.
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I'd say that prejudice is justifiable. You don't let your guard down around a tiger, even if someone says it's tame. Bire stonewalled him, but she also misattributed the situation to you, so that's adds to what you were saying.In post 247, Zurel wrote: I'm prejudiced against Flavor, so even when I townread him, the possibility of flipping back to thinking he is scum is bigger than the rest of you. But if I put aside my prejudice and imagine him as any other SEs, his interaction with Bire on Day 1 makes me think he may be more likely town. In particular the flirty part that I pointed out. If it had worked out between the two, I was more likely to think they were scum together. But Bire obstinately ignored him.
As for Frank, I already mentioned why I town leaned him. But his is the weakest case, so for all we know, the best defense he has is to not make an appearance at all and the moment he is around I will see him as scum.
Don't worry Herr Heisenberg. We still have days, you still have the opportunity to make a case for yourself. And while you won't call yourself dumb, I won't hesitate to call myself gullible. So to any scums out there, good luck and Godspeed.
And worry I shan't, my dearest Zurel, I thank you for reminding me how long these things last.
Hey look, it says gullible on the ceiling
I'd be inclined to agree. It has been mentioned time and time again that this is a game where the least town stick out as opposed to the most scummy. Frank and Trendal fit the bill for that.In post 256, Flavor Leaf wrote: I don’t remember Frank too much. I feel like scum is either in Frank or Trendall because they’re the 2 I’ve interacted with the least, so it’s almost like they’re hiding.
This seems like an odd takeaway from everything that just occurred.In post 248, Trendall wrote:Why did Zurel's post about wiyvern confirm Birefringence? I couldn't make any sense of that at all.-
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UNVOTE: Trendall
In retrospect, we have nothing to gain from pushing this too quickly. I have no problem pushing Trendall, but I think it would be beneficial to hear from Frank. As you say, Zurel, the best thing for him is to sit back out of the limelight and it seems that's exactly what he's doing.-
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Hank Hammerhand strikes again with another outstandingly ambiguous play. Is he scum?Is he town?Will this be the final blow needed to land a victory? Find out next time with the role reveal of the century.
I had a thing planned where I'd list quotes and do a reaction like usual, but external factors *cough* laziness *cough* have prevented me from doing as such.
Zurel, you snake, how dare you choose Frank over me. I don't care if you were baiting out a reaction! Come here, boy, if there's one thing you've baited, it's my belt!
VOTE: Trendall
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I'm by far the easiest to push at this point, so you shouldn't have to worry about Mr Flavor.
Frank, you seem to have quite an itchy trigger finger.
Now, onto business...
If I may, I will now attempt to abscond my name of any perceived wrongdoing.
Ok, so it seems the evidence adduced against me is a suspected bus vote on Bire. Before I go on, I'd like to raise the question of whether or not I had drawn any suspicion up until that point. Please correct me if I am wrong, but I don't believe I had. Now, to raise a question for Flavor: would you have hammered at a later point if I first had not? If the answer is yes, as you had earlier indicated, then the psychology behind my vote may become a little clearer. Whether I'm mafia or not, letting the vote pan out seems like the wisest thing, I'm sure you'd all agree. So why did I vote at all? In post 196 I indicated some OOC reasons that I had voted the way I did. Now, I'm unsure as to whether it falls under Rule 2 (outside influences) or if it's allowed through the 'prior knowledge' exception, but to butter both buns with a single knife, the reason I am currently playing this game of Mafia is due to Bire's influence. It's meta info, I know, but the personal value of the vote outweighed the potentially negative outcomes.
Now, for just a minute I humbly ask you to disregard your doubts of me and ask yourself this question: Is there anything else that Hank has done throughout the game that is indicative of him being scum? If so, please bring it to my attention, so that I can clear things up with you.
And now for the riposte. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Frank both conveniently vanished during the push on Trendal (when he still had an equal share of the suspicion) and conveniently reappeared to push me (just as the odds had tipped in his favour). Despite our collective predilection for rapid executions, I humbly ask that you do not rush this vote and allow Frank to explain his seemingly strategic absences.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk-
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See that's the thing, I don't think it's Zurel, either.
I went through the Bire thing with you all and you seemed sufficiently pleased with the answer, so I'm unsure of why we're backtracking.
What Frank push? I thought we'd already agreed to go down the list of unfortunates. Only difference between our respective lists was eachother, might I add
Either one of us is lying, or the killer knows what they're doing. Occams Razor, my boy.
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Zurel wins this if he's scum and I'm happy to play that. We're just going to compete for his vote at this point.
You mentioned earlier that I win in lylo against you. Do you still see that as being the case?
Assuming that Zurel is innocent, do you find it a more likely conclusion that I've been bumbling through the game, perfectly embodying a new player, who knows exactly who to kill when... or would you say, from a neutral perspective, that the best maf player of 2019 is probably a more likely culprit?
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In post 381, You also seemed to place special attention on how to bus well, which wasn't previously a topic of conversation. Whilst you could tie this back in with me, whatdoesa good bus actually look like? Assumedly, one that draws as little suspicion as possible and what better a way to do it than asking for town consent first. You earlier mentioned that you were a little annoyed youdidn'tget to hammer Bire... why is that? As far as I'm aware you don't have any prior interpersonal dynamic, so why did it matter to you who hammered her in the first place?-
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The same works in reverse here. Difference is, it seems far less likely for you to even still be alive than the inverse. The whole reason burden of proficiency exists is because people make assumptions and of all the people to be threatened by you, it's going to be newbies.In post 438, Flavor Leaf wrote:
No, I think there’s a few things you could have done differently. But at the same time, if you expected it to get down to the 3 of us, then you didn’t need to convince me you aren’t scum, you needed to convince Zurel.In post 436, Hank Spankems wrote:Zurel wins this if he's scum and I'm happy to play that. We're just going to compete for his vote at this point.
You mentioned earlier that I win in lylo against you. Do you still see that as being the case?
Assuming that Zurel is innocent, do you find it a more likely conclusion that I've been bumbling through the game, perfectly embodying a new player, who knows exactly who to kill when... or would you say, from a neutral perspective, that the best maf player of 2019 is probably a more likely culprit?
It's a fair, if not divisive point to raise.
I think you fully expected me to come in today knowing you are scum.
I think your case on why ScumYou wouldn’t hammer Bire is exactly a reason why you chose to hammer Bire. Like you said, I was going to come in and hammer her anyways, it would look good for you to make a vote like that to stop more discussion.
Newer players as scum are more than capable of seeing where the correct kills should be than town, so I did note some fairness within you, however, Frank was making similar posts at the same time as you.
I quoted yesterday about how I believed one of you guy were faking like you were newer than you were, especially considering I laid out exactly why the mason kills were the right ones.
Everyone had an equal chance of being scum this game, just because I am good at playing scum doesn’t mean I’m going to be scum.
Of course I expected you to call me scum. Similarly to my calling you out. This point is moot.
Your thoughts are convoluted to say the absolute least. You're getting into WIFOM territory there and it speaks to the fact that your case against me is built on a tower of cards.
Oh, and do I need to remind you that Taylor, someone who has veritable experience with you, called you out on acting strange. It seems like you started becoming less openly transparent after this moment, too, might I add.
I have no doubt that newbies can see the right kills, however ScumMe would be having it a lot easier in the top 3 without you alive. Both Trendal and Frank are far more beneficial to top 3 as scum than you are.
You did quote in yesterday, didn't you. Almost like this was a planned occasion. You misunderstand, though. The reason we, or particularlyIwas asking about the Wiyvern kill, is because you would have been my shot that night. To put it simply, I would have pushed Frank over Trendall, killed you and then gone from there. Whether or not it's optimal is irrelevant to the fact that the decision to kill Wiyvern is not one I would have made. You on the otherhand....
Sure, but equal opportunity =/= equal outcome. I have a 2/3 chance of being right, seeing that I can already account for myself being innocent.
It seems to me that you have nothing to lose from the act and everything to gain.In post 439, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Would I have looked better or worse if I hammered Brie?In post 437, Hank Spankems wrote:In post 381, You also seemed to place special attention on how to bus well, which wasn't previously a topic of conversation. Whilst you could tie this back in with me, whatdoesa good bus actually look like? Assumedly, one that draws as little suspicion as possible and what better a way to do it than asking for town consent first. You earlier mentioned that you were a little annoyed youdidn'tget to hammer Bire... why is that? As far as I'm aware you don't have any prior interpersonal dynamic, so why did it matter to you who hammered her in the first place?
The scum guide I wrote linked on my SIg breaks down a game where I bussed well.
It didn’t matter to me who hammered, I never said it did. All I said was yes, I would have hammered.
Taylor made it obvious they knew they were scum, and I saw that Taylor was town.
You also say I’ve been trying to get as little suspicion as possible, but I feel like I’ve been putting myself front and center.
Yes, I've read your (still shamelessly plugged) scum guide several times over.
If it didn't matter who hammered, then why do I stand out as so very suspicious for hammering?
If it didn't matter who hammered, then why is your whole case on me built up around the hammering Bire?
You should know full well that visibility =/= suspiciousness. Playing as a strong, scumhunting persona has worked out quite well for you over this game, let's not forget.
And finally, if it didn't matter who hammered, then why are you annoyed by the fact that you didn't get to do it?In post 403, Flavor Leaf wrote:That is a good point. I completely planned on hammering, and was a little upset I didn’t get to.-
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You're right about living, actually. I hadn't calculated it properly, but after running things through, I see why you had to survive. Zurel is actually the kill I would take n2. You are good at the game, that's undeniable. I won't rely on a paranoia vote, though. I'll try my best to play this game of attrition... but needless to say I'm frankly outmatched.In post 442, Flavor Leaf wrote:Oh, and do I need to remind you that Taylor, someone who has veritable experience with you, called you out on acting strange. It seems like you started becoming less openly transparent after this moment, too, might I add.
She had played exactly 1 game with me, I replaced in during Night 1 of the game, and I vig shot her Night 3. I did play differently this game because I'm in a newbie SE mode.
I had to live. I explained this early. If scum killed me, they would have lost the game because of the Mason pair having to be killed.The same works in reverse here. Difference is, it seems far less likely for you to even still be alive than the inverse
Last night was the first night I was able to be killed off without scum throwing the game. If you had killed me, you'd be in a Hank-Zurel-Salsa situation, where you would lose every single time. At least in this scenario, you have the "Flavor is good" play to possibly get Zurel to paranoia vote me.
Where is this happening? And WIFOM is just a thing in the game to analyze. I don't believe I am throwing WIFOM around, and if I am, it's in the manner of me making sure not to just give Zurel a free pass, but I'm going to state right now, I'm not gonna vote Zurel. If that clears things up for you.You're getting into WIFOM territory there and it speaks to the fact that your case against me is built on a tower of cards.
This right here is coming from a scum perspective by you. You didn't get to choose. I pushed Trendall first because they were the only one off the wagon, and you were actively engaging me, so I figured that the more I let you talk, if you were scum, it would come out. I also don't think you were fully trying to convince me you were town, you expected and knew you were going to have to face me in final 3.I have no doubt that newbies can see the right kills, however ScumMe would be having it a lot easier in the top 3 without you alive. Both Trendal and Frank are far more beneficial to top 3 as scum than you are.
I pushed Trendall, who then piggybacked onto me. I looked bad after that. I wasn't even on the Frank wagon. You were unable to fade me before this day phase because it would make you look bad if you pushed me to be faded when I pushed Trendall, and yesterday, Frank was town reading me, so you cut off discussion early.
you're hung up on this. it didn't matter who hammered, you could have picked either one. You took an action. That is a scum move. Scum are forced to make actions in the game, and that's how townies figure it out. They figure out what actions scum choose to make and why. You chose to hammer Bire because you knew I was going to come in and hammer, so the fact you are using that to such a degree makes me believe the reason you did that was so you could specifically use the defense of "why would I hammerbus here as scum if you were going to do it anyways".If it didn't matter who hammered, then why do I stand out as so very suspicious for hammering?
I will speak of every game in the past as in the past. This game will not change the sentiment of that being the only newbie I rolled scum in.In post 441, Hank Spankems wrote:post 43 also has an interesting twist to it. You speak in the past tense. If you are currently town, then it's still the only newbie game youhaveever been scum in. Seems you might have made a Freudian Slip on this one.
I likely mistook your comments on a possible gambit for WIFOM, my bad.
...The whole point of this paragraph was to examine things through a scum lense. How else are you supposed to catch a killer? Is this what you're referring to when you say "Ifwere scum, it would come out"?
I was expecting this game to end with Frank.
The only discussion I cut too early was that of the first day's. I should have let Taylor go into her thoughts and reads more before her inevitable death. Like I said, I expected the game to end at Frank. The reason I was up so late last night was because I was shocked out of my wits that it hadn't. I like your theory, though.
I'm putting emphasis on it, because this is the only concrete item you have on me. I took an action because I was personally invested in the subject of the wagon. You're right, though. I chose to hammer Bire because you were going to do it and I couldn't have that. Anything else game related is secondary to that. As for your actual theory, why would I create a problem for an excuse when I could just avoid the problem in the first place? It's just risk for the sake of risk at that point.
The game itself might is in the past, yes, but if you're town here, the "only ever been scum once in newbie queue" should still be a present statement.-
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In post 445, Flavor Leaf wrote:VOTE: Hank
Respectful duel, respectful game. I'll be happy for you if you end up winning this, but I don't see any reason to wait to cross vote each other.
Zurel will make the decision, and hammer when they are ready.
I very much enjoyed this game, yes. I think I'll continue playing on the site. I don't see us winning this, but you're right. We've each said our piece and it's time for judgment day.
I really, really hope Zurel is scum here. Would make the past few hours very comedic
VOTE: Mr Leaf
Either way, I hope to play with you all again <3-
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It's a good thing I subsist solely on a diet of Fanta and Gözleme, or you might have scared me with the water threat.
Well, like I said, I would have already killed you. You've been leaning town of Flavor for a while now and I'd much rather take my chances with Faria. It's actually a really nice surprise to see you taking your time with this. Thank you.-
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This is what I was implying here.In post 446, Hank Spankems wrote:You're right about living, actually. I hadn't calculated it properly, but after running things through, I see why you had to survive. Zurel is actually the kill I would take n2.-
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In post 458, Zurel wrote:Didn't you already know my trust for Flavor was riddled with paranoia?
Why didn't you raise that point about me over Faria while you two were cross-examining each other?
And yes, of course it's riddled with paranoia. Your paranoia is 100% justified, but we'll get to that in due course.-
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In post 461, Zurel wrote:
What do you mean in due course?In post 460, Hank Spankems wrote:In post 458, Zurel wrote:Didn't you already know my trust for Flavor was riddled with paranoia?
Why didn't you raise that point about me over Faria while you two were cross-examining each other?
And yes, of course it's riddled with paranoia. Your paranoia is 100% justified, but we'll get to that in due course.
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naturally. I want to enjoy this.In post 481, Zurel wrote:I'm not done asking questions, children. Don't presume I have made up my mind.-
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I'm not at all saying that makes you scum, I already know that part. Dearest Salsa was leaning scum on you over anything that I had done. Justified or not, I would have capitalised on it.In post 482, Flavor Leaf wrote:
Yeah, but that makes sense. Trendall and I were in a 1v1, that doesn’t make me scum.In post 480, Hank Spankems wrote:And yet she voted you for wagoning trendal-
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Don't get hit by a carIn post 484, Zurel wrote:Ugh, the two of you are such pests. I still like you two, but what pests!
Brb in 10 mins.
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Look, I'm flattered that you think I prepared this part, I really am. Perhaps they'll make a barrister of me yet.In post 487, Flavor Leaf wrote:I would have been able to capitalize it as well.
Bringing this final 3 to the game automatically would bring in forth Zurel’s comment on fading you over me which brings extra paranoia to Zurel slot. While I can’t say for sure that I wouldn’t have made that Salsa slot, I know you killed Salsa specifically for some reason, and it looks like you have stuff ready to debate against me completely.
I am reacting to everything, and you came in here completely ready to push me.
That is why you are scum here, and hopefully will be your downfall.
I think you were having a fun time and wanted this 3 in the game anyways.
Salsa is also much more unpredictable and throws her vote around, I wasn’t thinking about that until now, but that could be another reason you killed Salsa.
Believe it or not, I'm reacting too. Difference is, I still have my footing whilst you're slowly devolving into emotional appeals and accusations without substance.
I mean, you've given me the perfect example here:
"This is why you are scum and hopefully will be your downfall"... erm... excuse me? The reason I'm supposedly scum is because I told you that Faria was pushing you earlier? Because you can't explain it away? I understand your desparation, but surely you could give me something, *anything* more than that.
In all seriousness, though, I am having fun. I appreciate you both for being so likeable and entertaining.
No, no, no. You've got this argument all wrong. The point still stands as to why Salsa lives: Zurel was leaning town on you, Faria was leaning scum on you. Take a wild guess at which one I'm going to choose.-
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The first statement is both a hypothetical and also referring to a different day than the other.In post 489, Zurel wrote:Here is a question for you, Hank.
In post 440, Hank Spankems wrote:The reason we, or particularly I was asking about the Wiyvern kill, is because you would have been my shot that night. To put it simply, I would have pushed Frank over Trendall, killed you and then gone from there. Whether or not it's optimal is irrelevant to the fact that the decision to kill Wiyvern is not one I would have made.
I feel like these two are a contradiction.In post 431, Hank Spankems wrote:What Frank push? I thought we'd already agreed to go down the list of unfortunates. Only difference between our respective lists was eachother, might I add
My point in the second is to highlight that I didn't push Frank in any way other than what we had originally planned.
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