959: Malth's Alternate Reality: Game Over

[UncertainKitten]

Oh, cmon, you're actually scum with a dayvig, and Socio is a goddamn moron?

Wellp, you know what? I still hate fucking both of you. You both, are idiots. Even if you are scum, CMAR, you are an idiot. I have no justification for it, but you know what? I don't care. It makes me feel good to know, that the reason we lost, is because I'm surrounded by assholes.

[CryMeARiver]

Oh, cmon, you're actually scum with a dayvig, and Socio is a goddamn moron?

Wellp, you know what? I still hate fucking both of you. You both, are idiots. Even if you are scum, CMAR, you are an idiot. I have no justification for it, but you know what? I don't care. It makes me feel good to know, that the reason we lost, is because I'm surrounded by assholes.

LOL, I didn't say I was mafia. That was my idiot face

[malthusis]

The game's over, the end scene is coming up next....

[UncertainKitten]

Remind me to watch funny videos when stupidity pisses me off in the future. I feel better now. I can now, logically, tell you what you should have done.

You see, if you were smart, you help me lynch socio, and if he didn't flip scum, THEN dayvig me. Town would still have, you know, ACTUALLY WON.

This is, of course, assuming you were town.

[CryMeARiver]

I don't feel idiotic. I feel awesome!
I replaced into a game to find I was the ONLY mafia in a group of 8 with EVERYONE suspecting me for no reason. And I won

I have no idea what SP expected to accomplish with that fake claim.

I kill CJ last night because I thought he might be a 3rd party, survivor maybe. And I knew SP would be on me

Interested in why CJ survived shot and why Fate flipped something other than what UK said.

[CryMeARiver]

Remind me to watch funny videos when stupidity pisses me off in the future. I feel better now. I can now, logically, tell you what you should have done.

You see, if you were smart, you help me lynch socio, and if he didn't flip scum, THEN dayvig me. Town would still have, you know, ACTUALLY WON.

This is, of course, assuming you were town.

LOL

[UncertainKitten]

So, yeah, you aren't really an idiot, so much as I want to call you one because I am that fucking pissed at how endgame went.

Socio, however, is an utter fucktard.

[CryMeARiver]

So, yeah, you aren't really an idiot, so much as I want to call you one because I am that fucking pissed at how endgame went.

Socio, however, is an utter fucktard.

I still would have won without the modkill But it doesn't feel like a clean win still
I gained by dayvig N2 I think btw. I have no idea why I "found a piece of my DeathNote"

[UncertainKitten]

Yeah, you probably would have. What was supposedly so bad about my PM formatting besides the Fate bullshit?

Cause honestly, if malt fucked me as much as I think he did with my role, I will seriously consider never playing a malt game again. Because this role would be utter bullshit and just...shit.

[CryMeARiver]

Yeah, you probably would have. What was supposedly so bad about my PM formatting besides the Fate bullshit?

Cause honestly, if malt fucked me as much as I think he did with my role, I will seriously consider never playing a malt game again. Because this role would be utter bullshit and just...shit.

Ok, I found many inconsistencies with the role PM's that I decided not to say because it might have made me look bad.
I think it was you who did have a space in their wincon between the colon.
The "dieing" in SP's
Some people had "abilities" and some had "Abilities"

There might have been more, I don't remember.

[UncertainKitten]

Malt would probably do those intentionally so that people didn't get role PM confirmed.

But, I mean, at least some of my role PM had to be real since no one counterclaimed mason.

to be fair, I was lying about us being confirmed to each other so that HOPEFULLY someone would believe me and we'd have a shot at winning this maybe. Course, I knew everyone in the masonry was town given flips .

At any rate, I think that is the most epic rage post I have ever made online. If you had been town and done that I'd probably consciously avoid games with you.

[malthusis]

Shortly after the day breaks, CMAR says "Goodbye, UK". He then starts laughing...

"What are you talking about?" UK yells. "This isn't some crazy mind-screw junk, right?"

That doesn't stop CMAR from laughing as he writes something down in a notebook. He then shows the cover of it to UK.

"Death Note? What's that suppos...."

The maniacal laughing continues as UK collapses to the floor, dead.

UncertainKitten, Andrew Laeddis, Insane Mason Vig (from Shutter Island)

collapsed on Day 5.

Sociopath is still cringing on the floor, too shocked to say anything. The last thing he hears before dying is a evil sounding "Hyuk".

Sociopath, Derek Stiles, Doctor (from Under the Knife)

was endgamed D6.

CMAR, Ryuk, Bulletproof Mafiate (from Death Note) and xvart, Cobra Commander, Godfather (from G.I Joe)

have won Malth's Alternate Reality!

Mod notes, roles, etc. will come later.

[CryMeARiver]

Malt would probably do those intentionally so that people didn't get role PM confirmed.

But, I mean, at least some of my role PM had to be real since no one counterclaimed mason.

to be fair, I was lying about us being confirmed to each other so that HOPEFULLY someone would believe me and we'd have a shot at winning this maybe. Course, I knew everyone in the masonry was town given flips .

At any rate, I think that is the most epic rage post I have ever made online. If you had been town and done that I'd probably consciously avoid games with you.

But now you know I am a good player and will consciously join games with me in it LOL
I had to work with my fake role PM a bit too

[malthusis]

Here's something to whet your appetite while you wait, the Green Zone link:http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/hNafvP4m57tPf

[UncertainKitten]

Yeah, you're chill now. Socio I'm seriously thinking of avoiding in the future.

Seriously? What the fuck was that, Socio?

Honestly, I feel stupid for not pointing out that dayvigs are not necessarily town. Hell, I've USED scum dayvigs in games I've run.

[malthusis]

Actually UK, you can thank Llama for that. He motivated BOTH scum and gave CMAR a free day kill

[CryMeARiver]

Yeah, you're chill now. Socio I'm seriously thinking of avoiding in the future.

Seriously? What the fuck was that, Socio?

Honestly, I feel stupid for not pointing out that dayvigs are not necessarily town. Hell, I've USED scum dayvigs in games I've run.

I love how that auto cleared me in everyone but yours mind I knew you would be the one to find that ONE flaw in Socio's plan

[Jack]

I told you guys CMAR was scum! (ignore my lazy dead topic rambling :p )

[Fate]

I was right about cmar scum.

I win the game.

[Jack]

Actually UK, you can thank Llama for that. He motivated BOTH scum and gave CMAR a free day kill

Lol, I'm just waiting for UK's reaction to this bit...

[malthusis]

Final Results:

In A Different Reality:

CryMeARiver

Kaiyruu

jasonT1981

Out of Commission:

Fate, Dr.Shien, Mason (from Shutter Island)

died from unknown causes Night One.

Twomz, Chrono's Clone, Amnesiac Townie (from Chrono Trigger)

was lynched day 2.

NavyCherub, Tarhalindur, M.C Cult Leader (from Real Life)

died via mental backlash Night 2.

Xvart, Cobra Commander, Godfather (from G.I. Joe)

was lynched D3.

Pittbunny, Yuki Nagato, Dark One's Champion (from The Melancholy of Harhui Suzumiya)

was lynched Day 1, and revived Day 3, then lynched again on Day 4.

Jack, Free Colonist, Universal Backup (from Colonization)

died from unknown causes on Night 4.

llamaeatataco, The Elite Beat Agents, Motivator (from Elite Beat Agents)

was lynched Day 5.

CJMiller, Serena Butler, Beloved Martyr (from Battle of Corin/The Butlerian Jihad)

was killed by unknown causes Night 5.

UncertainKitten, Andrew Laeddis, Insane Mason Vig (from Shutter Island)

collapsed on Day 5.

Kaiyruu

jasonT1981

Sociopath, Derek Stiles, Doctor (from Under the Knife)

was endgamed D6.

Hurtling Through Time and Space:(Modkilled)

Cobalt

Nachomamma6, Rand al'Thor, Champion Against the Dark One(from The Wheel of Time)

was modkilled Day 5.

[CryMeARiver]

I was right about cmar scum.

I win the game.

No, you got the speculation part wrong though You lose the game.

[malthusis]

I have to leave to do some things right now, but I think Fate should quote his Role PM here to cool down UK (short version: Fate was in on the secret )

[Fate]

Meh, motivated or not I wouodt have lynched llama and set up a plan banking on CMAR being town.

Yo SOCIO WTF U FAILED ME

[UncertainKitten]

OMG I love the flavor malt. I'm still pissed about being lied to in my role PM but that's actually kinda awesome. Though I thought I was the captain, didn't I?

So...was that supposed to tip me off?

And, no, xvart, I am just conceited. Turns out I was right again this game though. Even in lylo I got shot, not lynched

@Fate: Yeah, I was surprised too. Honestly, my verifiable claim stuff was half a bid to draw the nightkill.

Ah. Yeah, fuck you Malt.

Fuck you malt, forever.

Jack, I REALLY wish you had fucking TOLD me my kills didn't work. It would have been REALLY helpful!

Oh, I see. You and Fate both outthought yourselves. Fucking comedy gold.

Ok...I'll have to see the roles, but honestly? The role you gave me has me about 75% convinced to never touch one of your fucking games again, Malt.

Lying to the player is NOT FUCKING COOL.