959: Malth's Alternate Reality: Game Over
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Oh, cmon, you're actually scum with a dayvig, and Socio is a goddamn moron?
Wellp, you know what? I still hate fucking both of you. You both, are idiots. Even if you are scum, CMAR, you are an idiot. I have no justification for it, but you know what? I don't care. It makes me feel good to know, that the reason we lost, is because I'm surrounded by assholes."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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LOL, I didn't say I was mafia. That was my idiot faceUncertainKitten wrote:Oh, cmon, you're actually scum with a dayvig, and Socio is a goddamn moron?
Wellp, you know what? I still hate fucking both of you. You both, are idiots. Even if you are scum, CMAR, you are an idiot. I have no justification for it, but you know what? I don't care. It makes me feel good to know, that the reason we lost, is because I'm surrounded by assholes.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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Remind me to watch funny videos when stupidity pisses me off in the future. I feel better now. I can now, logically, tell you what you should have done.
You see, if you were smart, you help me lynch socio, and if he didn't flip scum, THEN dayvig me. Town would still have, you know, ACTUALLY WON.
This is, of course, assuming you were town."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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I don't feel idiotic. I feel awesome!
I replaced into a game to find I was the ONLY mafia in a group of 8 with EVERYONE suspecting me for no reason. And I won
I have no idea what SP expected to accomplish with that fake claim.
I kill CJ last night because I thought he might be a 3rd party, survivor maybe. And I knew SP would be on me
Interested in why CJ survived shot and why Fate flipped something other than what UK said.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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LOLUncertainKitten wrote:Remind me to watch funny videos when stupidity pisses me off in the future. I feel better now. I can now, logically, tell you what you should have done.
You see, if you were smart, you help me lynch socio, and if he didn't flip scum, THEN dayvig me. Town would still have, you know, ACTUALLY WON.
This is, of course, assuming you were town.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
"postgame i'm going to pee on you gandalf
pee on you" - Chesskid
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So, yeah, you aren't really an idiot, so much as I want to call you one because I am that fucking pissed at how endgame went.
Socio, however, is an utter fucktard."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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I still would have won without the modkill But it doesn't feel like a clean win stillUncertainKitten wrote:So, yeah, you aren't really an idiot, so much as I want to call you one because I am that fucking pissed at how endgame went.
Socio, however, is an utter fucktard.
I gained by dayvig N2 I think btw. I have no idea why I "found a piece of my DeathNote"ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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Yeah, you probably would have. What was supposedly so bad about my PM formatting besides the Fate bullshit?
Cause honestly, if malt fucked me as much as I think he did with my role, I will seriously consider never playing a malt game again. Because this role would be utter bullshit and just...shit."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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Ok, I found many inconsistencies with the role PM's that I decided not to say because it might have made me look bad.UncertainKitten wrote:Yeah, you probably would have. What was supposedly so bad about my PM formatting besides the Fate bullshit?
Cause honestly, if malt fucked me as much as I think he did with my role, I will seriously consider never playing a malt game again. Because this role would be utter bullshit and just...shit.
I think it was you who did have a space in their wincon between the colon.
The "dieing" in SP's
Some people had "abilities" and some had "Abilities"
There might have been more, I don't remember.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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Malt would probably do those intentionally so that people didn't get role PM confirmed.
But, I mean, at least some of my role PM had to be real since no one counterclaimed mason.
to be fair, I was lying about us being confirmed to each other so that HOPEFULLY someone would believe me and we'd have a shot at winning this maybe. Course, I knew everyone in the masonry was town given flips .
At any rate, I think that is the most epic rage post I have ever made online. If you had been town and done that I'd probably consciously avoid games with you."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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Shortly after the day breaks, CMAR says "Goodbye, UK". He then starts laughing...
"What are you talking about?" UK yells. "This isn't some crazy mind-screw junk, right?"
That doesn't stop CMAR from laughing as he writes something down in a notebook. He then shows the cover of it to UK.
"Death Note? What's that suppos...."
The maniacal laughing continues as UK collapses to the floor, dead.
UncertainKitten, Andrew Laeddis, Insane Mason Vig (from Shutter Island)collapsed on Day 5.
Sociopath is still cringing on the floor, too shocked to say anything. The last thing he hears before dying is a evil sounding "Hyuk".
Sociopath, Derek Stiles, Doctor (from Under the Knife)was endgamed D6.
CMAR, Ryuk, Bulletproof Mafiate (from Death Note) and xvart, Cobra Commander, Godfather (from G.I Joe)have won Malth's Alternate Reality!
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But now you know I am a good player and will consciously join games with me in it LOLUncertainKitten wrote:Malt would probably do those intentionally so that people didn't get role PM confirmed.
But, I mean, at least some of my role PM had to be real since no one counterclaimed mason.
to be fair, I was lying about us being confirmed to each other so that HOPEFULLY someone would believe me and we'd have a shot at winning this maybe. Course, I knew everyone in the masonry was town given flips .
At any rate, I think that is the most epic rage post I have ever made online. If you had been town and done that I'd probably consciously avoid games with you.
I had to work with my fake role PM a bit tooShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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pee on you" - Chesskid
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Here's something to whet your appetite while you wait, the Green Zone link:http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/hNafvP4m57tPf-
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Yeah, you're chill now. Socio I'm seriously thinking of avoiding in the future.
Seriously? What the fuck was that, Socio?
Honestly, I feel stupid for not pointing out that dayvigs are not necessarily town. Hell, I've USED scum dayvigs in games I've run."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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I love how that auto cleared me in everyone but yours mind I knew you would be the one to find that ONE flaw in Socio's planUncertainKitten wrote:Yeah, you're chill now. Socio I'm seriously thinking of avoiding in the future.
Seriously? What the fuck was that, Socio?
Honestly, I feel stupid for not pointing out that dayvigs are not necessarily town. Hell, I've USED scum dayvigs in games I've run.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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pee on you" - Chesskid
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Final Results:
In A Different Reality:
CryMeARiverKaiyruujasonT1981
Out of Commission:
Fate, Dr.Shien, Mason (from Shutter Island)died from unknown causes Night One.
Twomz, Chrono's Clone, Amnesiac Townie (from Chrono Trigger)was lynched day 2.
NavyCherub, Tarhalindur, M.C Cult Leader (from Real Life)died via mental backlash Night 2.
Xvart, Cobra Commander, Godfather (from G.I. Joe)was lynched D3.
Pittbunny, Yuki Nagato, Dark One's Champion (from The Melancholy of Harhui Suzumiya)was lynched Day 1, and revived Day 3, then lynched again on Day 4.
Jack, Free Colonist, Universal Backup (from Colonization)died from unknown causes on Night 4.
llamaeatataco, The Elite Beat Agents, Motivator (from Elite Beat Agents)was lynched Day 5.
CJMiller, Serena Butler, Beloved Martyr (from Battle of Corin/The Butlerian Jihad)was killed by unknown causes Night 5.
UncertainKitten, Andrew Laeddis, Insane Mason Vig (from Shutter Island)collapsed on Day 5.
KaiyruujasonT1981Sociopath, Derek Stiles, Doctor (from Under the Knife)was endgamed D6.
Hurtling Through Time and Space:(Modkilled)
CobaltNachomamma6, Rand al'Thor, Champion Against the Dark One(from The Wheel of Time)was modkilled Day 5.-
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No, you got the speculation part wrong though You lose the game.Fate wrote:I was right about cmar scum.
I win the game.ShowYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
"postgame i'm going to pee on you gandalf
pee on you" - Chesskid
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OMG I love the flavor malt. I'm still pissed about being lied to in my role PM but that's actually kinda awesome. Though I thought I was the captain, didn't I?
So...was that supposed to tip me off?
And, no, xvart, I am just conceited. Turns out I was right again this game though. Even in lylo I got shot, not lynched
@Fate: Yeah, I was surprised too. Honestly, my verifiable claim stuff was half a bid to draw the nightkill.
Ah. Yeah, fuck you Malt.
Fuck you malt, forever.
Jack, I REALLY wish you had fucking TOLD me my kills didn't work. It would have been REALLY helpful!
Oh, I see. You and Fate both outthought yourselves. Fucking comedy gold.
Ok...I'll have to see the roles, but honestly? The role you gave me has me about 75% convinced to never touch one of your fucking games again, Malt.
Lying to the player is NOT FUCKING COOL."Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
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