Open 117: Bird C9 - Game Over! before 745

[ThaCoolness]

I'd like to know what PBPA means, though...

[UnofficialRulerOfEveryone]

PBPA = Post By Post Analysis

Although, Sir's "analysis" wasn't meant to be post by post in the first place, but still failed.

[Sironigous]

Point by point analysis!

[ThaCoolness]

k. It's really hard to tell between clueless townie, clueless scum, or 1 year old bulldog.

I think he's scum. Even if he's a newbie he should at least try to use logic, unless he's really young. Even then, you have to be 13 to register for this site.

[nicoliosgotpolio]

Ah, thanks.

And QFT to entire post 224.

[nicoliosgotpolio]

Even then, you have to be 13 to register for this site.

Or know how to lie.

[ThaCoolness]

Even then, you have to be 13 to register for this site.

Or know how to lie.

lol. But I doubt someone under 13 would want to play this complicated game online.

Wait, none of this matters.

[hohum]

Point by point analysis!

Thanks for COMPLETELY dodging me.

Perhaps if we ratchet up the pressure a bit you'll be more inclined to try and save yourself.

Vote: Sironigous

[nicoliosgotpolio]

lol. But I doubt someone under 13 would want to play this complicated game online.

Wait, none of this matters.

Point taken.

Thanks for COMPLETELY dodging me.

Perhaps if we ratchet up the pressure a bit you'll be more inclined to try and save yourself.

Vote: Sironigous

Wait a few minutes, maybe he's conjuring an explanation right now.

[hohum]

lol. But I doubt someone under 13 would want to play this complicated game online.

Wait, none of this matters.

Point taken.

Thanks for COMPLETELY dodging me.

Perhaps if we ratchet up the pressure a bit you'll be more inclined to try and save yourself.

Vote: Sironigous

Wait a few minutes, maybe he's conjuring an explanation right now.

I'll gladly either unvote or ask someone to hammer based on his response. For now he can stay at L-1

Nobody pushes him off the cliff until we get an answer though, got it?

[Sironigous]

Yeah, I am. I'm still writing it though. One sec guys.

[nicoliosgotpolio]

I'll gladly either unvote or ask someone to hammer based on his response. For now he can stay at L-1

Nobody pushes him off the cliff until we get an answer though, got it?

Agreed.

[ThaCoolness]

lol. But I doubt someone under 13 would want to play this complicated game online.

Wait, none of this matters.

Point taken.

Thanks for COMPLETELY dodging me.

Perhaps if we ratchet up the pressure a bit you'll be more inclined to try and save yourself.

Vote: Sironigous

Wait a few minutes, maybe he's conjuring an explanation right now.

I'll gladly either unvote or ask someone to hammer based on his response. For now he can stay at L-1

Nobody pushes him off the cliff until we get an answer though, got it?

Yeah.

[Jahudo]

^{The early bird gets the worm:}

Sironigous (3) – UnofficialRulerOfEveryone, ThaCoolness, hohum
dejkha (1) – zwetschenwasser,


Not Voting (3) – dejkha, Sironigous, nicoliosgotpolio

With 7 alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch!

Negotiable Day 1 Deadline:

Friday, February 27th, 2009

[Sironigous]

Pre-Post: If you're not going to read the whole thing, don't read it at all.

First off, hey hohum!!

Time for some fun... This may be my last message.

"And it was written...

And so, an enlightenment had come to Sironigous' mind with the return of the missing hohum. As hohum first ridiculed Sironigous' failed point by point analysis, Sironigous realized that fellow townie Coolness does tell the truth.
'Coolness is townie!' exclaimed Sironigous. From his readings, Coolness learned about pre-death-claiming and L-1 terms, not from previous game experience.

Now, who would think it matters if Coolness is townie or not? Obviously Sironigous does!
'Hm, Coolness is the cop, so what's that mean?' Sironigous thought to himself. 'Well, first off, that whole analysis is wrong. But, what makes him cop?... No one has lashed out against him for claiming, other than hohum. Does that make hohum the cop or?... No. It doesn't. So, now we're stuck back in the beginning with a bunch of bickering posts. How does that help? Let's see... '

As Sironigous paced back and forth, he realized that there are probably mafia and townies against him. Mafia with an attempt to kill the town. Townies confused by Sironigous' accusations.
'Could it be... that the mafia are instigating my death? No. My analysis is never right,' Sironigous morbidly thought to himself. 'So if Coolness were the cop, then where does this come from?...

I think we need to reread the thread and find out who isn't posting and who is purposfully trying to lay low right now. I think if we do that, analytically speaking, we've got a good chance of finding Coolness' scum partner.

(post 166 hohum)

Could Coolness... not be the cop?... how can... I tell? Why has the real cop not tried to condemn him?
Stuck. I'm stuck. I should've asked more earlier.'

So, the confused Sironigous still pondered on his mistakes.
'Does that make hohum on the townie side? Well, of course... if he's against the mafia Coolness, then he's for townie. But Coolness still says he's the cop...'

As Sironigous kept thinking, he began to dread what would happen if he were lynched.
'Lynched... by fellow town mates... Lynched... by mafia. But, what happens to the town after that?... do they even know each other now? Has the mafia become too influential? So much pressure....

Perhaps if we ratchet up the pressure a bit you'll be more inclined to try and save yourself.

(post 232 hohum)

So, who will be the one to end my pain?

Perhaps...

I'll gladly either unvote or ask someone to hammer based on his response. For now he can stay at L-1

(post 234 hohum)

...Ugh.. these messages keep going through my mind. Listen to other people's opinions, don't listen to other people's opinions... is nothing right in this world?'

... And with that, it was ended."

Vote: hohum

[ThaCoolness]

what the hell just happened?

[nicoliosgotpolio]

I'm not seeing any form of defense that hohum asked for.

[hohum]

First of all you went from assuming that Coolness was scum to assuming that Coolness actually didn't fake claim in the length of a two pages. Wow. Fence sit much?

Secondly, you've just OMGUSed me on the way out. I was really trying to believe you were making honest mistakes here, but I've seen enough. I'm satisfied that Sironigous is our best D1 lynch target.

Someone please hammer so we can begin twilight.

[ThaCoolness]

I believe nicolio can, too lazy to check votals.

[nicoliosgotpolio]

So, the confused Sironigous still pondered on his mistakes.
'Does that make hohum on the townie side? Well, of course... if he's against the mafia Coolness, then he's for townie. But Coolness still says he's the cop...'

So why did you vote for him...
Assuming hohum is a townie like you said, there would only be one reason why you would vote for him. Sir = Mafia? Thoughts anyone?

[nicoliosgotpolio]

I can hammer. Gladly.
Anyone else want me to?

[ThaCoolness]

Yes, I want you to. I think everyone except Sir wants you to.

[Sironigous]

Well I'd say no, but that's biased. If you read all of it, go ahead.

It may be fence sitting, but it's worthwhile, considering the reactions I've gotten from people.

I'm amazed at the change of heart hohum had from 234 to 242.

But, that's what I believe, and I'll find if I'm right at the end of the game. Ta ta everyone.

[nicoliosgotpolio]

Hm. I see.

Vote (for the lynch): Sir.

[ThaCoolness]

Alright then. Let's see what he was.