Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)

[Max]

Welcome to the world of speed dating

You will randomly be seated with people of the opposite sex for the evening and if the majority of people think you make a good couple we will ask you to leave, to the hotel

*wink wink*

Our Ladies for the evening are:

(6/6)
don_johnson

(formerly roffman)

molestargazer
The Countess

And the Gentlemen of the evening are:

(6/6)
Nightfall
Jahudo

Jebus

Kmd4390

The couples Which have left are

zwetschenwasser, Miss Johnstone, Town
with
EGL, Dr. Frederick PhD, Town

DrippingGoofball

(formerly BSG

(formerly Tritch)

)

, Ms. O' Connor, Day Specific Jester
with
The Count, ???????, ???????

Caboose, Madam Mellor, Town
with
MonkeyMan576, Mr Grey, Suicide Vigilante

Unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances some of these people are married, make sure you don't leave with one of them, otherwise you will have to come back next year

[Max]

DA RULES (Stolen from the mod of some game)

1 - Remember, it's a game. Have fun.
2 - No talking about this game outside the game thread, except when explicitly allowed by your role PM.
3 - No editing or deleting your own posts or another's posts.
4 - No invisible text or tiny fonts are allowed. I use blue, don't use it.
5 - No mod-quoting. Only paraphrase in your own words.
6 - A lynch requires a 50%+1 (Rounded down) majority vote. A no-lynch requires 50% (Rounded up) of the votes currently in play. If a deadline is reached, no lynch is achieved.
7 - To vote, post a

Vote: Max

. To unvote, post a bolded

Unvote

. If you are switching votes,

an unvote is required

.
8 - If you have a request, please use a bolded Mod: to preface your request.
9 - Corpses don't talk - Luckily no-one is going to die, when you are requested to leave you may post a single *kiss goodbye*
10 - During twilight, everyone may talk until night falls.
11 - Each game day has a three week deadline, each night a 72 hour deadline. Extensions may be granted if the need arises. All deadlines will be temporarily postponed if required for replacements.
12 - If you go 72 hours without a post without prior notice, you will be prodded. Failure to respond to this prod in the game thread will result in replacement.
13 - I reserve the right to edit these rules at any time.

Game Specific Rules:

1 - Love is one of the hardest things to find, if you don't find it this year come back soon
2 - You will be paired with a partner each round, if they are dismissed so will you.
3 - There may/may not be night powers, and the mafia may/may not have a night kill
4 - You may heart players in thread only, sexual harassment in real life will not be tolerated
5 - The Count and The Countess cannot claim their true identity, they will use alts under the name "The Count" and "The Countess" if they post out of alt there will be a punishment.
6 - If majority + 1 for the first three eliminations there will be a "table count", this is so when there is a split between two players sat at one table there can still be a lynched. This is separate to the individual count. (So with 12 players = 8, 10 players = 7 players, 8 players = 6 players)

[Max]

Heart History

Females will always be at the following tables:

1. Trich
   
2. zwetschenwasser
   
3. roffman
   
4. molestargazer
   
5. Caboose
   
6. The Countess

Hour One

1. The Count
   
2. EGL
   
3. Kmd4390
   
4. Jebus
   
5. MonkeyMan576
   
6. Nightfall

And the happy couple of the evening are:

N/A

[Max]

Pre-Game

You may currently discuss with your randomly allocated partner whatever you like whenever you like, all roles can do so and this will be

in addition

to any other talking powers.

Roles will be sent out in about 9 hours, I don't have the document with me. (Luckily I have the introduction which the roles are somewhat, loosely, based around)

I don't think I said this in the rules but:
Each hour is precisely three weeks if no lynch is reached during this time the lovers move one place. There is no action stage inbetween this stage.
If a lynch is reached within the hour an action stage will take place.

"Welcome to this evening, we are fairly short of numbers because of an unfortunate event with the shredder however we do have 6 tables each with 6 fabulous women, and we have a brief bio about each of them. We also have 6 handsome males to whisk these women off of their feet"

"At table 1 we have Trich, she is a feminist and on any day of the week would use Ms rather that Miss or Mrs, she likes to keep herself to herself, but when you get to know her, you

really

know her. If you know what I mean"

"At table 2 we have zwetshenwasser, despite she has an incredibly complicated name she's simple, but she definitely makes up for it with the size of her..." *Stern Stares From Women* "Anyway, they'd make a wonderful pillow"

"At table 3 we have roffman, the wonderful Russian lady, she may not be as attractive as "Ivanna Humpaloff" from Austin Powers, but that's what she should have been called, I'm telling you"

roffman stands up and says

: "Is this appropriate, how about you just stop with the innuendo and get straight down to it"

Host, "I'd love to, but we're in public."

"At table 4 there is a sexy lady called molestargazer. Table 5 a lady who needs no introduction, but that's because she's the most famous strip dancer in the world, Caboose! And at table 6 there is the woman who no-one dares cross paths with, The Countess."

"There are no sexy jokes about the men they're just there. But I suppose they need to know where the dating begins"

The Count will be at table one
EGL will be at table two
Kmd4390 will be at table three
Jebus will be at table four
MonkeyMan576 will be at table five
Nightfall will be at table six

[Max]

Female Roles Sent so it will be

Hour One

Male Roles will have to be sent tomorrow because I haven't typed them up

[Max]

Never mind I've found them and they will be sent out later tonight

[Max]

FINISHED SENDING ALL PMS

[Max]

/confirm

What's so funny?

BTW no need to confirm just start playing.

[Max]

In private if you just-so-happen to be sat right next to each other help yourself.

[Max]

Un peu, mais, a mon avis les jeu est assez complexe en anglais.

If I remember correctly that should mean (probably if I knew how to do accents) "A bit, but, in my opinion the game is complex enough in English" (Correct me if I'm wrong)

EDIT: That means no, because I don't have a clue what most of it means and would make it incredibly hard for me to moderate

[Max]

Yet To Pick up Role:

Tritch

Yet to Post:

roffman
The Countess
Nightfall

Playing The Game:

zwetschenwasser
Kmd4390
MonkeyMan576
Caboose
molestargazer
The Count
Jebus
EGL

"Ooh, did mine eyes deceive me? - I swear I saw first romance of the evening.", said the host.

People start cheering and doing the same, all but table 4 seemed content by the happenings.
"Look at table 4, I can guarantee that nobody will be thinking they are the best couple, or voting them so, but maybe they're still discussing interests, you never know they are a bit raunchy, and I'm telling you I got a bit of BaD SadoMasochism with her last night" The host Winks, "Ah yes where was I"

Currently the best couples are:

Current Player Vote Count:

The Countess (1): Molestargazer
Caboose (1): zwetschenwasser
Tritch (1): EGL
zwetschenwasser (1): Kmd4390
Kmd4390 (1): The Count

Not Voting (7): The Rest
7 to Lynch

Current Table Vote Count

Table 1 - Tritch and The Count (1): EGL
Table 2 - Zwetschenwasser and EGL (1): Kmd4390
Table 3 - roffman and Kmd4390 (1): The Count
Table 5 - Caboose and Monkeyman576 (1): zwetschenwasser
Table 6 - The Countess and Nightfall (1): Molestargazer

Not Voting (7): The Rest

8 to Lynch

[Max]

Yeah, you're rotating lovers, so the females stay at the table and the guys will move tables randomly.

This "Table Count" Lynch will only apply to the first three eliminations, it's just so if 4 were voting 1 person in a couple and 5 were voting the other there would be a lynch because the majority want that couple to leave

[Max]

Tritch has been replaced by BSG

[Max]

Can I just reassure you that analysing people's win conditions will not aid the town, or the anti-town.

[Max]

"Well, I've certainly had a great bonanza so far, already ten minutes into the hour and we have budding romance, I'm telling you, people really seem to be thinking about zwets

large breasts

kissing skills, maybe she'll try them out later, but a bit lower than where she is now, if you know what I mean..."

"By the looks of it every couple it getting into the swing of things, all we need now is a hotel room and an orgy license and we can really get this party started", the host begins chuckling to himself.

"I think that the current couple of the evening are:

Current Player Vote Count:
zwetschenwasser (2): Caboose, MonkeyMan576

The Countess (1): Molestargazer
Caboose (1): zwetschenwasser
BSG (1): EGL
Kmd4390 (1): The Count
Molestargazer (1): BSG

Not Voting (5): The Rest
7 to Lynch

Current Table Vote Count
Table 2 - Zwetschenwasser and EGL (2): Caboose, MonkeyMan576

Table 1 - BSG and The Count (1): EGL
Table 3 - roffman and Kmd4390 (1): The Count
Table 4 - Molestargazer and Jebus (1): BSG
Table 5 - Caboose and Monkeyman576 (1): zwetschenwasser
Table 6 - The Countess and Nightfall (1): Molestargazer

Not Voting (5): The Rest

8 to Lynch

[Max]

"Ooh, that sounds... kinky"

[Max]

"Are you offering?"



EDIT: @BSG

[Max]

Thanks for the idea Zwet, goes to make a plan, are you all right being the dominatrix, female of course?

[Max]

I think I'm going to get my daily dosis of penguin love right now...

"Behave, that isn't legal yet"

[Max]

I like to keep the game active, with irrelevant flavour (Slightly relevant as it's based on what the players say, how votes shift, etc. I'm a

Fun

mod ). (This is aimed at post 100)

[Max]

Apparently, zwetschenwasser accidental slipped that she's married, I'm telling you those are some pretty impressive breasts to be honest I don't care I'd shag her anyway

Current Player Vote Count:
zwetschenwasser (5): MonkeyMan576, The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390

The Countess (2): Molestargazer, Caboose

Caboose (1): zwetschenwasser
BSG (1): EGL
Kmd4390 (1): The Count

Not Voting (2): The Rest
7 to Lynch

Current Table Vote Count
Table 2 - Zwetschenwasser and EGL (5): MonkeyMan576, The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390

Table 6 - The Countess and Nightfall (2): Molestargazer, Caboose

Table 1 - BSG and The Count (1): EGL
Table 3 - roffman and Kmd4390 (1): The Count
Table 5 - Caboose and Monkeyman576 (1): zwetschenwasser

Not Voting (2): The Rest

8 to Lynch

[Max]

By the way, I meant you move place, it might not be by one space that's an error in the rules.

[Max]

Jebus did not unvote in post 190, luckily he was voting for the same person

BSG began crying and ran out of the room quickly followed by the host, the host returned a few minutes later, "She's ill, and before you get any ideas it wasn't something she ate, if you know what I mean" *wink wink*

BSG is on limited access

We seem to be progressing quite well, with everyone and everybody going mad and all that. By my current conversation counter the following people need to loosen up their tongues: (Time since last post):

The Count - 10 Days
EGL - 6 Days

--- PROD LINE ---

BSG - 4 Days (V/LA)
The Countess - 2 Days
Caboose - 2 Days
Jebus - 2 Days
MonkeyMan576 - 1 Day
zwetschenwasser - 19 Hours
Nightfall - 19 Hours
Kmd4390 - 19 Hours
molestargazer - 19 Hours
roffman - 18 Hours

It seems that EGL is on something of a tantrum not speaking for nearly twenty minutes (6 days ago), and the count seems to have stopped speaking completely, I feel a prod is in order...

Current Player Vote Count:

zwetschenwasser (5): MonkeyMan576, The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390

Kmd4390 (3): The Count, zwetschenwasser, Molestargazer

The Countess (1): Caboose
BSG (1): EGL

Not Voting (2): The Rest
7 to Lynch

Current Table Vote Count

Table 2 - Zwetschenwasser and EGL (5): MonkeyMan576, The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390

Table 6 - The Countess and Nightfall (2): , Caboose

Table 1 - BSG and The Count (1): EGL
Table 3 - roffman and Kmd4390 (1): The Count, zwetschenwasser, Molestargazer

Not Voting (2): The Rest

8 to Lynch

Time till moving tables (Hour 2) - 10 Days

[Max]

Correct once a lynch is reached one "Party Stage" will occur, this is the equivalent of the night phase except you can talk in thread and with your next table partner, and if your role so permits

[Max]

The Count Will be replaced, by the Count

(Note the count has not been replaced yet[/b]

[Max]

Well because the count does not reveal his true Identity I am still going to reveal that he is being replaced. Because then you can't accuse them of hypocrisy. (I'm giving information that normally would but without the names of the players)

[Max]

Well technically yes, but that would make the game dull and it may make me use my mod ability to change rules if I deem fit.

[Max]

As I am searching for two replacements, I suggest you make a

Replacement Vote: XXX

So I know which player you would rather be brought back to the game

[Max]

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

As EGL and the Count are on equal replacement votes

1 = EGL
2 = The Count

[Max]

The Count has been Replaced

[Max]

Current Player Vote Count:
zwetschenwasser (5): The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390, roffman, The Count, Zwetschenwasser, Caboose

Kmd4390 (3): Molestargazer
BSG (1): EGL

Not Voting (3): The Rest
7 to Lynch

Current Table Vote Count
Table 2 - Zwetschenwasser and EGL (8): The Countess, Jebus, BSG, Kmd4390, roffman, The Count, Zwetschenwasser, Caboose

Table 1 - BSG and The Count (1): EGL
Table 3 - roffman and Kmd4390 (1): Molestargazer

Not Voting (2): The Rest

8 to Lynch

Party Time and Expulsion scene will be revealed momentarily

[Max]

"So Baby, same time next week"
*Slapping Noises*
"Reserve that for the bedroom"
*Noise of people getting rid of a couple*

"Baby I'll be right back where we can continue with our 'Punishing Session'..."

"Hello Miss Johnstone did I hear you just say you have found true love? How Sweet.
What about you Dr. Frederick PhD? You too, well I bid you good day, and we don't want fake sound effects, or infact for either of you to fake it." *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

Aaah, here are your application forms:

Miss. Johnstone

Unfortunately for you, but fortunately for the rest of us you have ridiculously large breasts, put it this way, you want to find true love and you don't want to be cheated on, so you want to make sure that there are no people with dishonourable intentions remaining by the end of the game.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

And here is Dr. Frederick's

You are

Dr. Frederick PhD

As you may have guessed your wonderful Oxford doctorate gets you far with the ladies, unfortunately you have a slight phobia of them, oh well, luckily for you some strange man told you the secret to getting laid, "Go Speed Dating", not wanting to deny a dying man of his wish you told him "On Valentines Day". He then had a heart attack and died.

But really none of that is relevant, you want married people to go away, so you can woo the ladies with your incredible knowledge of whatever subject you have a doctorate in.

--- PARTY STAGE ---

"Well I hate to point this out babies but here is the time for our PART-A"

Note: You may bid adieu to the people on your table via PM, this stage will last about 2 days. If anyone has night actions they may send them in now

[Max]

You may also talk in thread (Except for Miss Johnstone and Dr Frederick who have left)

[Max]

As the party quietens down, a few people begin to leave. But before they get a chance the all new musical express arrives, and the host will be getting involved with the action. It seemed to be a cheap spin off of Moulin Rouge, but with more promiscuous girls, and one that was once thought to be impossible, an even weaker plot.

--- Music Turned Off ---

"Now we reach the end of our show, So we need to let you go"

"And announce our results"

--- Changes to Dramatic Tension Building Music ---

"And the beautiful BSG, has been paired with:"

The first ball in the lottery machine rises

"The Count, it seems to me she seems to be spending all her time with him, and hopefully that's a good thing, but maybe she'll never let go"

"And roffman will be paired with MonkeyMan576"

"Kmd with the most famous molester molestargazer, you never know she might molest you later if you aren't careful, if you get my drift"

"Caboose with the mighty Jebus, after she's finished with him nothing will come back to life for a while"

"And the countess will be partnered with Nightfall"

Slowly but surely they all slowly approached their partners, then arms linked walked towards their favourite table, well, that is what they were saying to ensure the other didn't go to the wrong one. Before long the conversations began the gong was hit and an hour of passion began, but that was only for Miss. Johnstone and Dr. Frederick. Back downstairs conversation had also begun, but they had agreed to wait for the passion, for know

[Max]

I'm just going to say that it appears discussion is lagging at the moment, (I know I need to replace Roffman), so, I will impose measurements if discussion doesn't pick up

[Max]

I think I've also got to get one for BSG

[Max]

The Countess has a day to pick up her prod or she's being replaced

[Max]

HI DGB!!!

[Max]

DGB is replacing BSG, which is good for us.

[Max]

Table 1: DGB and The Count
Table 2: roffman and monkeyman576
Table 3: Kmd4390 and molestargazer
Table 4: Caboose and Jebus
Table 5: The Countess and Nightfall

kmd4390 (2): Roffman, Monkeyman576
Monkeyman576 (1): The Count
The Count (1): Kmd4390

[Max]

Sorry, but no flavour with the above text. The next rotate line was 27th Mar. Instead it'll be 1st April to give you discussion, also note that I will be maiming and slaughtering anyone who does not start posting. I.E. replace them

[Max]

don_johnson

is replacing

roffman

[Max]

Table 1: DGB and The Count
Table 2: don_johnson and monkeyman576
Table 3: Kmd4390 and molestargazer
Table 4: Caboose and Jebus
Table 5: The Countess and Nightfall

kmd4390 (5): don_johnson, Monkeyman576, DGB, The Count, Jebus
DGB (2): Caboose, Molestargazer
The Count (1): Kmd4390

[Max]

Vote count to come, DGB is dead, She is the primary winner, the count is now going to get married to the feminist who is hungry for money.

Well, you know, the usual, I'm sorry, I'm really busy today so I won't be able to update properly, but it is party stage. PM me if you have a night choice

[Max]

Unpredictably the required information is on the main compuer which seems to have a virus, I will get it all up tomorrow, I can confirm that the Count is town, that much is in my notes on here

[Max]

Finally got rid of the virus,

DrippingGoofball did, exactly as she pleased, slowly seducing the count, within 10 minutes he was drooling, and 5 minutes after that they decided to get a room, well, more precisely they were told what they were doing wasn't allowed in public places, they ran up the staircase to their room, and by the next morning they were engaged, and by that evening married. You noticed that she had left behind a magazine from the party, it had a note on the inside, and this is what it read:

Ms. O'Connor

You're a big time business woman, and you want someone wealthy to go home with at night, so who better than the count? You are the popular reader of the feminist magazine Ms. and you've brought a copy along with you.

You win if you leave with "The Count"

What was more concerning than anything is the fact it had hearts for dots, and skulls for quotation marks, and all other punctuation, except, for some reason unbeknown to them there was a line at the bottom, did the person who wrote the note think this was some sort of game? Either way, they had achieved something that no-one believed could occur, the party became silent.

The count did not leave any incriminating evidence behind that could be scrutinised, are he and the Countess bonded in some way, or is this all one crude trick by the host of the Speed Dating. Who knows, well not I, nor you, hopefully.

A bustle broke out as the new partners were revealed, they all now knew that they could not be the primary winners, but second would be good enough for these guys.

I don't have enough time to generate numbers as well, but I will get them up tomorrow

[Max]

Why?

Slowly but surely people began to get into the swing of the music, and then their favourite song came on, it was sex on the beach.

The host re-entered to room with 4 sexy ladies with numbers on. Put them on a life size roulette wheel and rolled them on it.

One of these scantily dressed females landed on kmd4390, this was unusual, not very, just slightly unusual, and they began dancing, it was revealed several moments later that this meant:
Kmd4390 was paired with don_johnson

A second woman, this one not so attractive crawled off the roulette wheel and stumbled towards the first male she could, she couldn't retain her balance for long, and fell over onto MonkeyMan576, this meant that molestargazer was partnered with the aforementioned male.

Another female braved the open seas resulting in Caboose partnering with Nightfall.

And there was a female hiding in the roulette wheel, this meant that she must be partnered with the famous Jebus
The coutness and Jebus are now partnered

[Max]

I will be gone From Monday-Friday, possibly Saturday too, I have a funeral to go to. I will be back to full access asap, and probably won't be able to get to a computer for the week. Because of this I will extend deadline to a more appropriate date.

[Max]

Right I'm back

the countess, has disappeared, even though she did respond to my prod a week back. Right. Mass Prods going around.

Jebus may require replacement

[Max]

That was a preliminary draft in the mini queue, some rules may have remained, some rules may not have remained, that was one draft behind that in current play

[Max]

In 2 weeks we've barely gone past a page.

[Max]

Somebody has replaced the countess *strokes chin* I wonder who???

[Max]

Jahudo had replaced Jebus

[Max]

MonkeyMan will be replaced and now the tables are going to be redistributed:

The Countess is with Nightfall
Caboose is with whoever replaces MonkeyMan
Molestargazer is with Jahudo
Don_Johnson is with Kmd

[Max]

I don't really have time for a few days to properly update but basically:

It is lynch minus one
He did pick up his Prod, and he responded requesting replacement

[Max]

Mr. Grey

You're old, older than you used to be anyway, so what are you going to do? Become some playboy with a nice attractive wife. Except you realise now that your "action" isn't as good as it used to be so, if the time comes you will flash to a female scaring them from the game, you will also get kicked out.

In short you are a suicide vig. You can only flash to females.

You win if only unmarried people remain, preferably with you finding an attractive wife.

Madam Mellor

You're a French stripper, that does a little bit on the side. You have decided that after such a long period in the trade you should settle down and get married, but the reason you came to England was to get away from the adultery, so you don't want it here either.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

The two left together, happily, with only 6 people still at the party the time had come, the time had come for an extra special party time!

[Max]

BTW it's party stage 4 so no voting until Wednesday when it's hour 5. Say goodbye to your partners

[Max]

molestargazer is with Nightfall
don_johnson is with Jahudo
The Countess is with kmd

4 To Lynch

[Max]

Is Max British?

Yes.

[Max]

This Friday Tables Will Be Rotating Again

[Max]

I have received word from the countess that her laptop is broken and she will be back in a few days

[Max]

seems like kind of an irrelevant question when i have laid out my choices already.

mole/countess

Mole and countess are both women in this game. We aren't in Iowa, are we?

Mod: Is same sex marriage legal is this fictional world?

It may be, who knows, but if you're into that kind of stuff I suggest you go rounf the corner, the gay village is still open you never know you might get lucky

[Max]

The Countess with Kmd4390
molestargazer with Jahudo
don_johnson with Nightfall

[Max]

Mod

, if there is enough agreement, can we rotate tables early?

I will possibly do so if discussion starts lagging

[Max]

Double votes do not count

Kmd4390 (3) Don_johnson, The Countess and Jahudo

Nightfall (2): molestargazer, kmd4390

Not Voting (1): Nightfall

[Max]

Kmd4390 (3) Don_johnson, The Countess and Jahudo

Nightfall (1): molestargazer
Jahudo (1): Kmd4390

Not Voting (1): Nightfall

[Max]

Nightfall (2): molestargazer, Jahudo

Jahudo (2): Kmd4390, Don_Johnson

Not Voting (2): The Countess, Nightfall

Tables are:
Nightfall/Don
Kmd/Countess
Jahudo/Molester

[Max]

The above vote is not correct due to the lack of an unvote

[Max]

The countess not yet picked up prod, has until tomorrow then replacement

[Max]

Jahudo (4): Kmd4390, Don_Johnson, Nightfall, molestargazer
Nightfall (1): Jahudo
Not Voting (1): The Countess

So... both of the players were town giving the victory to scum...

Role PMs

Miss. Johnstone

Unfortunately for you, but fortunately for the rest of us you have ridiculously large breasts, put it this way, you want to find true love and you don't want to be cheated on, so you want to make sure that there are no people with dishonourable intentions remaining by the end of the game.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

You are

The Count

you have a secretive aura surrounding you and you don't want to let it down. You love the Countess but because of your recent split up you refuse to talk, because of this you two will not be paired up at the same table. You want a replacement wife and because you had nowhere to go to get a new suit than the masquerade gown parlour you have to come in that. On the bright side all night actions against you fail.

You do not post in this account you must post in the following one, please do not change the details etc. in case you need to be replaced. I will prod your main account.

Username: The Count
Password: remember you

DCI Dixon

You are a police officer, you hear that women like a man in uniform, so you are wearing your police uniform, women are so infatuated in you that you have begun to "arrest" women and make sure they take advantage of their "right to remain silent" Wink ... You're not married and have no intention of ever getting married. But you think it's disgusting married people are here.

You win if all married people leave.

Rev. Green

You are one of those people who enjoys cluedo so much they named themselves after it. Or you just so happened to be called Mr. Green before you became a Reverend, you are an incredibly religious person who feels that he needs to enlighten the world about God's teachings, you also happen to want a wife, but no adultery.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

Mr. Grey

You're old, older than you used to be anyway, so what are you going to do? Become some playboy with a nice attractive wife. Except you realise now that your "action" isn't as good as it used to be so, if the time comes you will flash to a female scaring them from the game, you will also get kicked out.

In short you are a suicide vig. You can only flash to females.

You win if only unmarried people remain, preferably with you finding an attractive wife.

Mr. E Ville

You are the unfortunately named husband of Mrs. E Ville you have known for some time that she has her "bit on the side" so you want yours. You and roffman (Mrs. K Nive), the French man, have known each other for some time and you are making sure that you are the last people remaining.

You win if you have control of the dating. (I.e. you control 50% of the town)

You can talk with your partner at any time (both dating and scum buddy)

You are Dr. Frederick PhD

As you may have guessed your wonderful Oxford doctorate gets you far with the ladies, unfortunately you have a slight phobia of them, oh well, luckily for you some strange man told you the secret to getting laid, "Go Speed Dating", not wanting to deny a dying man of his wish you told him "On Valentines Day". He then had a heart attack and died.

But really none of that is relevant, you want married people away, so you can woo the ladies with your incredible knowledge of whatever subject you have a doctorate in.

You do not post in this account you must post in the following one, please do not change the details etc. in case you need to be replaced. I will prod this account.

Username: The Countess
Password: remember me

You love the Count but because of your recent split up you refuse to talk, because of this you two will not be paired up at the same table. You want a replacement husband and because you had nowhere to go to get a new dress than the masquerade gown parlour you have to come in that. On the bright side all night actions against you fail.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

Miss. Wright

You are the delectable Miss Wright you know when anyone in the world is lying, so you decide to take advantage of this because of this you can quote any person's post and I will tell you whether this is true or not. This tires you out so you can only do this twice in the whole of the evening, regardless of how long the game lasts.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you

Madam Mellor

You're a French stripper, that does a little bit on the side. You have decided that after such a long period in the trade you should settle down and get married, but the reason you came to England was to get away from the adultery, so you don't want it here either.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

Mrs. K Nive

You are the unfortunately named wife of Mr. K Nive you have known for some time that he has his "bit on the side" so you want yours, you and Nightfall (Mr. E Ville), the French man, have known each other for some time and you are making sure that you are the last people remaining.

Survive to Endgame with Nightfall

Ms. O'Connor

You're a big time business woman, and you want someone wealthy to go home with at night, so who better than the count? You are the popular reader of the feminist magazine Ms. and you've brought a copy along with you.

You win if you leave with "The Count"

[Max]

Did anyone discuss inter-lover?