Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)

MonkeyMan576 · Post Post #550 (ISO) » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:38 pm

Yes, let's listen to the lynched scum. Vote KMD!

Caboose · Post Post #551 (ISO) » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:17 pm

Oh, crap.

Max in the Mini Theme Queue wrote:Speed Dating Mafia

Ah, it's Valentine's day, you see a lonely woman reading her copy of a 'Mills and Boon', you thank god that at least you have the looks to get you a date. Even if it is by speed-dating...

12 Hours Later
You arrive at the speed dating centre, you learn that several people there are already married, you don't know which but you remember seeing their "Million Pound Wedding" in the news paper. This means that you'll have to dismiss table by table, as they find true love or a good shag

Town Win Condition: You win if you leave with another town person and the people who are cheating on their lovers leave without love

Mafia Win Condition: You win if you leave with a towns person you lose if you leave with another mafia member or leave without love

Possible Third Party Win Condition: You are destined to be with X if they leave without you you commit suicide. If they leave with you, you will get married have 3 children, buy a house when the market recovers. Well you win.

Another Possible Win Condition: You feel sorry for these people, so much so you think they all deserve to die. You win if every table but the one your on dies.

I hope it isn't DGB's win con to leave with the Count.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #552 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:59 am

DIE SK DIE

unvote, vote: DGB

Kmd4390 · Post Post #553 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:35 am

Caboose wrote: I hope it isn't DGB's win con to leave with the Count.

Oh shit...

don_johnson · Post Post #554 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:45 am

i'm still catching up. i'm going to be bummed if this game is already over.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #555 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:38 am

Kmd4390 wrote:
Caboose wrote:I hope it isn't DGB's win con to leave with the Count.
Oh shit...

Urgh?

More like:

Another Possible Win Condition: You feel sorry for these people, so much so you think they all deserve to die. You win if every table but the one your on dies.

Kmd, you're so scum. Why don't you do what I did and get it off your chest? You'll feel so much better. Don't you hate lying to people? I know I do.

Kmd4390 · Post Post #556 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:00 am

DrippingGoofball wrote: Kmd, you're so scum. Why don't you do what I did and get it off your chest? You'll feel so much better. Don't you hate lying to people? I know I do.

Yes. I absolutely hate lying. So I won't fakeclaim scum. Sorry DGB.

However, if you want to see a scum claim from me, see Farside's Marathon Game. Now that was fun.

Max · Post Post #557 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:04 am

Vote count to come, DGB is dead, She is the primary winner, the count is now going to get married to the feminist who is hungry for money.

Well, you know, the usual, I'm sorry, I'm really busy today so I won't be able to update properly, but it is party stage. PM me if you have a night choice

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #558 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:25 am

*walking into the sunset with The Count, having found love at last, waving: "so long, suckers!"*

MonkeyMan576 · Post Post #559 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:26 pm

Where's the mod?

Nightfall · Post Post #560 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:13 pm

Wow... yeah... my Jester post doesn't seem so stupid now does it -_-'

Caboose · Post Post #561 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:57 pm

Nightfall wrote:Wow... yeah... my Jester post doesn't seem so stupid now does it -_-'

Let's see how the count flips...

Nightfall · Post Post #562 (ISO) » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:48 pm

Regardless of how the Count flips I was right about DGB.

Kmd4390 · Post Post #563 (ISO) » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:43 am

Nightfall wrote:Wow... yeah... my Jester post doesn't seem so stupid now does it -_-'

You were right, but the town can still win along with DGB which is why jester speculation isn't good. We can't talk ourselves out of lynches over it or scum will go over the top intentionally. Games rarely, if ever, end after a jester lynch in a closed setup.

Max · Post Post #564 (ISO) » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:00 am

Unpredictably the required information is on the main compuer which seems to have a virus, I will get it all up tomorrow, I can confirm that the Count is town, that much is in my notes on here

don_johnson · Post Post #565 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:33 am

v/la until 3/31(tuesday)

i should be able to get some reading in before then.

Max · Post Post #566 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:48 am

Finally got rid of the virus,

DrippingGoofball did, exactly as she pleased, slowly seducing the count, within 10 minutes he was drooling, and 5 minutes after that they decided to get a room, well, more precisely they were told what they were doing wasn't allowed in public places, they ran up the staircase to their room, and by the next morning they were engaged, and by that evening married. You noticed that she had left behind a magazine from the party, it had a note on the inside, and this is what it read:

DGB wrote:Ms. O'Connor

You're a big time business woman, and you want someone wealthy to go home with at night, so who better than the count? You are the popular reader of the feminist magazine Ms. and you've brought a copy along with you.

You win if you leave with "The Count"

What was more concerning than anything is the fact it had hearts for dots, and skulls for quotation marks, and all other punctuation, except, for some reason unbeknown to them there was a line at the bottom, did the person who wrote the note think this was some sort of game? Either way, they had achieved something that no-one believed could occur, the party became silent.

The count did not leave any incriminating evidence behind that could be scrutinised, are he and the Countess bonded in some way, or is this all one crude trick by the host of the Speed Dating. Who knows, well not I, nor you, hopefully.

A bustle broke out as the new partners were revealed, they all now knew that they could not be the primary winners, but second would be good enough for these guys.

I don't have enough time to generate numbers as well, but I will get them up tomorrow

Caboose · Post Post #567 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:12 pm

This sucks.

Max · Post Post #568 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:24 am

Why?

Slowly but surely people began to get into the swing of the music, and then their favourite song came on, it was sex on the beach.

The host re-entered to room with 4 sexy ladies with numbers on. Put them on a life size roulette wheel and rolled them on it.

One of these scantily dressed females landed on kmd4390, this was unusual, not very, just slightly unusual, and they began dancing, it was revealed several moments later that this meant:
Kmd4390 was paired with don_johnson

A second woman, this one not so attractive crawled off the roulette wheel and stumbled towards the first male she could, she couldn't retain her balance for long, and fell over onto MonkeyMan576, this meant that molestargazer was partnered with the aforementioned male.

Another female braved the open seas resulting in Caboose partnering with Nightfall.

And there was a female hiding in the roulette wheel, this meant that she must be partnered with the famous Jebus
The coutness and Jebus are now partnered

The Count · Post Post #569 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:11 pm

DrippingGoofball wrote:*walking into the sunset with The Count, having found love at last, waving: "so long, suckers!"*

*walks into sunset with his love, The Count turns around, and winks at The Countess*

don_johnson · Post Post #570 (ISO) » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:35 am

still catching up. so i'm paired with other "nk immune cop"? interesting.

the count wrote:* walks into sunset with his love, The Count turns around, and winks at The Countess*

i feel like such a loser.

Caboose · Post Post #571 (ISO) » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:06 pm

I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.

Vote: KMD

Kmd4390 · Post Post #572 (ISO) » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:10 pm

Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.

Vote: KMD

Actually, I took her claim as a joke. I think I made a post where I pretty much sum up my thoughts. Let me find it. (Also, I technically DID vote DGB..)

Kmd4390 wrote:
Nightfall wrote: I just don't see why she'd act so obviously scummy.
She'll come back and say, "X voted me right away. Y bandwagoned. Z defended. A did this. B did that. The scum are this, this, and that and we need to lynch them now.

Watch.

^^^
There it is.

molestargazer · Post Post #573 (ISO) » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:44 am

Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.

Vote: KMD

Even if he were scum, how would he know that? DGB was a Jester.

Kmd4390 · Post Post #574 (ISO) » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:46 am

molestargazer wrote:
Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.

Vote: KMD
Even if he were scum, how would he know that? DGB was a Jester.

Scum knew DGB wasn't scum. Not that she was a jester, but that she wasn't scum.