Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)
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MonkeyMan576 Jack of All Trades
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Caboose Mafia Scum
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Oh, crap.
I hope it isn't DGB's win con to leave with the Count.Max in the Mini Theme Queue wrote:Speed Dating Mafia
Ah, it's Valentine's day, you see a lonely woman reading her copy of a 'Mills and Boon', you thank god that at least you have the looks to get you a date. Even if it is by speed-dating...
12 Hours Later
You arrive at the speed dating centre, you learn that several people there are already married, you don't know which but you remember seeing their "Million Pound Wedding" in the news paper. This means that you'll have to dismiss table by table, as they find true love or a good shag
Town Win Condition: You win if you leave with another town person and the people who are cheating on their lovers leave without love
Mafia Win Condition: You win if you leave with a towns person you lose if you leave with another mafia member or leave without love
Possible Third Party Win Condition: You are destined to be with X if they leave without you you commit suicide. If they leave with you, you will get married have 3 children, buy a house when the market recovers. Well you win.
Another Possible Win Condition: You feel sorry for these people, so much so you think they all deserve to die. You win if every table but the one your on dies.-
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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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DIE SK DIE
unvote, vote: DGBParaphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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Urgh?Kmd4390 wrote:
Oh shit...Caboose wrote:I hope it isn't DGB's win con to leave with the Count.
More like:
Another Possible Win Condition: You feel sorry for these people, so much so you think they all deserve to die. You win if every table but the one your on dies.
Kmd, you're so scum. Why don't you do what I did and get it off your chest? You'll feel so much better. Don't you hate lying to people? I know I do.Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
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Kmd4390 I lost a bet.
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Yes. I absolutely hate lying. So I won't fakeclaim scum. Sorry DGB.DrippingGoofball wrote: Kmd, you're so scum. Why don't you do what I did and get it off your chest? You'll feel so much better. Don't you hate lying to people? I know I do.
However, if you want to see a scum claim from me, see Farside's Marathon Game. Now that was fun.KMD is the coolest dude who ever lost a bet to me - vonflare-
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Max Mafia Scum
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DrippingGoofball Mafia Piñata
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*walking into the sunset with The Count, having found love at last, waving: "so long, suckers!"*Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet-
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Caboose Mafia Scum
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Kmd4390 I lost a bet.
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You were right, but the town can still win along with DGB which is why jester speculation isn't good. We can't talk ourselves out of lynches over it or scum will go over the top intentionally. Games rarely, if ever, end after a jester lynch in a closed setup.Nightfall wrote:Wow... yeah... my Jester post doesn't seem so stupid now does it -_-'KMD is the coolest dude who ever lost a bet to me - vonflare-
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don_johnson Jack of All Trades
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Max Mafia Scum
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Finally got rid of the virus,
DrippingGoofball did, exactly as she pleased, slowly seducing the count, within 10 minutes he was drooling, and 5 minutes after that they decided to get a room, well, more precisely they were told what they were doing wasn't allowed in public places, they ran up the staircase to their room, and by the next morning they were engaged, and by that evening married. You noticed that she had left behind a magazine from the party, it had a note on the inside, and this is what it read:
What was more concerning than anything is the fact it had hearts for dots, and skulls for quotation marks, and all other punctuation, except, for some reason unbeknown to them there was a line at the bottom, did the person who wrote the note think this was some sort of game? Either way, they had achieved something that no-one believed could occur, the party became silent.DGB wrote:Ms. O'Connor
You're a big time business woman, and you want someone wealthy to go home with at night, so who better than the count? You are the popular reader of the feminist magazine Ms. and you've brought a copy along with you.
You win if you leave with "The Count"
The count did not leave any incriminating evidence behind that could be scrutinised, are he and the Countess bonded in some way, or is this all one crude trick by the host of the Speed Dating. Who knows, well not I, nor you, hopefully.
A bustle broke out as the new partners were revealed, they all now knew that they could not be the primary winners, but second would be good enough for these guys.
I don't have enough time to generate numbers as well, but I will get them up tomorrow-
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Max Mafia Scum
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Why?
Slowly but surely people began to get into the swing of the music, and then their favourite song came on, it was sex on the beach.
The host re-entered to room with 4 sexy ladies with numbers on. Put them on a life size roulette wheel and rolled them on it.
One of these scantily dressed females landed on kmd4390, this was unusual, not very, just slightly unusual, and they began dancing, it was revealed several moments later that this meant:
Kmd4390 was paired with don_johnson
A second woman, this one not so attractive crawled off the roulette wheel and stumbled towards the first male she could, she couldn't retain her balance for long, and fell over onto MonkeyMan576, this meant that molestargazer was partnered with the aforementioned male.
Another female braved the open seas resulting in Caboose partnering with Nightfall.
And there was a female hiding in the roulette wheel, this meant that she must be partnered with the famous Jebus
The coutness and Jebus are now partnered-
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Kmd4390 I lost a bet.
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Actually, I took her claim as a joke. I think I made a post where I pretty much sum up my thoughts. Let me find it. (Also, I technically DID vote DGB..)Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.
Vote: KMD
^^^Kmd4390 wrote:
She'll come back and say, "X voted me right away. Y bandwagoned. Z defended. A did this. B did that. The scum are this, this, and that and we need to lynch them now.Nightfall wrote: I just don't see why she'd act so obviously scummy.
Watch.
There it is.KMD is the coolest dude who ever lost a bet to me - vonflare-
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molestargazer Goon
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Even if he were scum, how would he know that? DGB was a Jester.Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.
Vote: KMDMy Wiki Page|My Last.FM|My Steam
I amnotcalled 'molest'.
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Kmd4390 I lost a bet.
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Scum knew DGB wasn't scum. Not that she was a jester, but that she wasn't scum.molestargazer wrote:
Even if he were scum, how would he know that? DGB was a Jester.Caboose wrote:I'm getting weird vibes from KMD yesterday. Any rational person would've voted DGB after her claim. I think KMD knew she wasn't going to flip scum.
Vote: KMDKMD is the coolest dude who ever lost a bet to me - vonflare
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