1237: The Orange Box - OVER

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SUP KIDS

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majorly weak. im fairly sure i can handle myself. granted im new to the site, but i am not new to the game. nor am i even new to theme games with outlandish powers. if given a chance im sure you wont be disappointed. however since it is up to umbrage ill let him decide. hopefully i get to play.

I'M THE NEW YOU

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Do I know you?

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Those questions fail.

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1. Why do you play Mafia?
2. How do you react to people attacking you?
3. What will you be known for in this game?

These are good questions.

1) Because a heroin addict needs heroin, right?
2) I'm very defensive/reactionary, will probably destroy their life unless they have a SUPER GOOD reason for voting me, and become very confrontational.
3) I don't know, probably catching 1-2 scum then dying.

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CC gets town points for game-centric questions that get discussion going.

You're better than this.

Vote: Bub

Just LOOKING for reasons to start calling people town, eh?

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It was a pro-town way of getting discussion going. Robo's questions are more null to me because they were less game-centric and more random. CC's questions were an attempt to start serious discussion about the game going.

So defensive, Bub?
VOTE: Bub

Scumbag haoala: calls Bub defensive
Bub isn't defensive

Unvote; Vote: haoala

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DH is town.

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DH is town.

Why? He did the same thing that others did. Why does it make him town? Seriously. Theres this thing called reasoning. Lets use it.

No. You need to stop this stuff you are doing.

Why is that an obvious scum post? numberQ is totally right. Though I don't really think DH jumped on the wagon rather than he just wasn't here to post first.

So. Please. Why is it an obvious scum post?

no thank you

the content doesnt matter, its the way he phrased it. NEWBSCUM etc

I don't see any scumminess in his phrasing. Explain please.

just trust me

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Vote: Haoala

I'll answer the questions in a sec, just wanted this vote out there because it's so obvious.

for this post

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because haoala is scum and DH didn't try to look good by jumping on the wagon

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oh haoala isn't dead yet
this is disappointing

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saying things like this implies you have a guilty on him or something. you can't be 100% sure all ready. your hyperbole bothers me, like you are trying to force a wagon

today i saw a cool cheeky scumbag try to take hyperbole and turn it into a case on someone

unvote; vote: Alabaska J

still willing to ====[] haoala if he gets close though.

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"your hyperbole bothers me, like you are trying to force a wagon"

add OMGUS to the list of reasons why Alabaska J is scumz

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If you think hiplop is scum why not vote him? If he flips scum -> lynch me. If he flips town -> I'm town.

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You are scummy regardless of hiplop's alignment.

I was about to say, "Captain is pretty obvtown" but then he went along with this ridiculous plan.

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Reck, DH jumped on the wagon but he wasn't trying to look good by jumping on the wagon. Is that what I was supposed to get out of that or am I missing something that makes this thought process not scummy?

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ALL THE WAGONS ARE GOOD WAGONS.

Vote: haoala

AJ is still scum, though we can take care of his buddy first.

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Nah, it's a good'en

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Okay, we can pretty much consider the numberQ wagon dead. haoala will obviously vote hiplop to save his own skin at the end of the day, so we can consider that five votes on hiplop.

Attention BBM, Alabaska J, and Oversoul:

get your goddamned votes on either hiplop or haoala and stop dancing around the wagons.

The only reason I don't include DonJosh in that list is because he's lurking to the point of being null. The other three are not.

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NumberQ is still my number one scum read and I'm not really swayed by either the Haola or the Hiplop wagons. They seem pretty weak at the moment.

How about yourself for an alternate wagon? Because you're seriously crawling up my scumlist.

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How about yourself for an alternate wagon? Because you're seriously crawling up my scumlist.

You think everyone is scum don't you?

what a stretch
so far I've called 3-4 people scummy out of the entire playerlist

try again

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HEY SCUM YOU SHOULD SHOOT ME TONIGHT

HEHEHEHAHEHAEHAHEH

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HIPLOP WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

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I'VE BEEN FUCKIN SAYIN

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you got cake?

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Gotta love cake.
@Hiplop
Why am I awful? I'm sure that's some sort of AtR you did right there.

A Haoala - Bub - Hiplop scumteam wouldn't surprise me, but if either of Haoala orHiplop flip town,, I'd have review my read on the other.

I guarantee you that we're not looking at BOTH of haoala & hiplop on the same scumteam.

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I did some rereading and 2 people stand out.

OH REALLY
SO THE TWO TOP SUSPECTS OTHER THAN YOURSELF
JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE TWO PEOPLE THAT 'STAND OUT' DURING YOUR REREAD

CAN WE LYNCH THIS NOW

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The resistance to a haoala wagon makes me want it even more.

And someone doesn't need a wagon to be a top suspect... do I really need to explain this?

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Obviously, the most amount of people suspect you & hiplop. After that, though, there have been at least THREE people who suspected Bub. You just took the easy route.

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Hiraki also might be scum FYI.

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Hiraki, Bub, and haoala need to do something useful with their votes.

Mod: prod on numberQ?

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And Chronopie?

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If not,

unvote, vote: Chronopie

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Thanks for suspecting half the playerlist, that really narrows it down for us.

Chronopie needs a vig shot tonight.

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BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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So, guys, you're basically telling me that the Serial Killer could win either by:

-Killing everyone and being the last alive
-Getting some sort of item and using it
-Having the game reach a DEADLINE

That's really what you're telling me? And that's balanced?

Yup.

Whattya know, another Umbrage game went SPLAT.

My role was not well explained, so people thought I had died because I hid behind someone, which was false. My headcrab died, not me. But that wasn't explained. Also, LOL MAFIA POWER:

Disguising Strongman
Investigating Roleblocker
Daykilling Bulletproof Saint

Are you shitting me? This was versus LOL TOWN POWER:
Jailkeeper (made irrelevant by the strongman)
Semi-Permanent Bodyguard (a much weaker version of a doctor)
Limited JOAT (don't even know what this means)
Bus Driver (not exactly a very useful role in the hands of town)
Hiding Neighbor (except I didn't get to pick my target, and my death wasn't explained at all, and the neighbor thing was useless)
Paranoid Neighbor (don't know WTF this even means... PGO? Thought I was scum?)
Tracking Vigilante (maybe the only good role town had)
Displacer (wut?)
Limited Cop (once again, a limited version of a town role)

Then we had GLADoS, who could win THREE different ways -- standard SK wincon, the time-related one LOLOLOL, and getting an item. Yet, if she won via items, she was removed... but if she won via time-related shenanigans, the game just ends?

Not to mention town had different wincons.

Empking, seriously, what the fuck? Are you this bad at setup reviewing? Did you really allow your name to be stamped on this?

This was bad bad bad bad bad. The item randomization being completely random (as was my role, as was who knows what else) is also a level of LOL WTF that shouldn't really be in a mafia game, unless it's BASTARD MOD.

ugh.