Mini 1622: (Hilariously) Unbalanced Mafia [-Over-]

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LOL does everyone else have a role that makes the other side auto-lose because it's so crazy overpowered?

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I predict that will happen then, LOL.

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This just in: Tier is scum with the dinosaur.

...and Bulbazak is town.

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What do you think that I think that you are doing?

You know exactly what I'm doing, don't tell the scum. They're stupid. They have no idea.

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Vote Bulbazak

Might as well have my fun early

VOTE: EddieFenix

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EddieFenix is still alive?

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Are you upset that I caught your buddy EddieFenix?

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Sequence of events.

EddieFenix votes the towniest player of the game, aka Bulbazak.
I punish EddieFenixscum by voting for him.
EddieFenix's buddy, BBmolla, is upset that I caught his buddy so quickly, and votes me.
BBmolla admits that this "may be" the case indeed.

@mastin2

can you fluff up my post, it's a little bit thin, LOL. <3

<<< I deliver to you the fluffiest, fullest <3 in the world! >>>

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Also Nazarene is town.

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All of his posts from the beginning? A complete lack of scumtells? Being forward and pro-active?

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@BBMolla: Did you get the DGB information in your initial role PM? Or was it in a later PM?

I was going to answer your questions, but when I read the above I realized that the obstetrician must have dropped you on the head at birth, LOL. You can't possibly believe that Molla has actual information in his role PM declaring another player to be scum. Another role name, maybe, that would be extraordinarily rare. But another player by name?

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1.) Sore could imply that I have it out for DGB for a particular reason. Which I don't.
2.) Nope. I want DGB dead because DGB. However, I'll be spending my time mauling over others first. Bigger fish. Yada-yada-yada.

Must I point out the contradictions here, or are they obvious enough?

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No, it's obvious enough. But it's not scummy.

Not all of EddieFenixscum's posts are scummy.

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@Molla: Molla, answer my questions if you weren't joking. Was the DGB information in your

initial

role PM or in a different one?

Jesus. He was joking. There is no information.

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ffs

dgb

pick up

DECEIT DETECTED

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My EddieFenix vanity wagon has stopped at the station. I am now boarding the mollie express.

VOTE: pirate mollie

I feel sorry giving mastin2 all this extra work...

<<< I enjoy the challenge! >>>

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DGB pointing this is out is lol

INORITE

N00bz

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DGB, I don't understand that vote at all.

mollie is too nice to lie, she drew scum, she's just coasting under the radar. She feels so guilty. It's sad. This is more euthanasia than a lynch.

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I am not scum in this game.

Your post is blushing.

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*tickle tickle*

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shos is town.

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Also Nazarene is town.

can you explain me this?

LOL because he agreed with me.

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dgb do you have a read on prohawk yet

A smidgen more town than scum.

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Not sure if VoidedMafia is town.

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Not sure if VoidedMafia is town.

Meh. Are you calling me not-town because I'm arguing with you?

Do you feel that I called you scum?

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mollie is town.

UNVOTE:

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Turns out, I still want this:

VOTE: EddieFenix

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Not feeling shoswagon.

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I do? Why?

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Alright lads, now that I've served all my papers for uni for this week, and that I've eaten, drank, took a dump(not really) and cleaned my room(LOL OBVIOUSLY NOT REALLY), I'm going to take care of other games(especially the one I'm modding) and then I'll be here to enjoy my obvtown status

Some reads would be nice after so sober up.

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I think Voidedmafia is scum.

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A lot of his posts are about himself, which nag me as a kind of avoidance.

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1.) What about EddieFenix right now makes you feel like he's the right person to vote? His lack of presence?

Lack of presence that that shameful Bulbazak vote.

2.) Re-explain to me why you think Nazarene is town.

He voted shos, then backed off in a credible way. I like this.

3.) When you asked if I felt like you were calling me scum when you said I wasn't feeling town, why didn't you follow up on my response? Did you not mean to follow up?

I was hoping you'd answer something less guarded, but at the same time I kept that guarded-ness in the back of my mind as ever so slightly scummy.

4.) Ignoring the current spat of me-posts (from the big rant onwards), what is your read on me? Or, I suppose, how did my recent bunch of posts about myself change your read on me before I started doing that?

You make me uneasy.

5.) What are your thoughts on guille now that he's made some posts (this goes for Mollie, too)?

mollie = slight town, and I like guille for town, too.

6.) What are your reads on Ika, Sonic Boom, and Saurus and why? (also goes for Mollie! And probly bulb, too. Really goes for everyone other than those mentioned, but yknow.)

Bulb is so town he should be doc-protected. I am ignoring saurus' reads because this type of reasoning doesn't appeal to me, but prob town. Sonic Boom could be scum, I don't see a lot of townthink in his posts. Ika is giving reads, which is good, but not truly interacting with the game, which is less good.

Scum is in EddieFenix, SonicBoom, VoidedMafia, Ika.

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OH, we're having a Sonic Boom wagon? Sure!

VOTE: Sonic Boom

After I get NK'd because I'm the only one correctly suspecting EddieFenix, don't forget to lynch him.

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VOTE: unvote

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I dunno, but this cop claim has made me suspect sonic even more. I would definitely like titus' head to join in before I consider voting.

what cop claim

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I never crumb unless I'm a hider or some such.

Anyway not lynching Sonic Boom.

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Nevermind on that, Sonic is scum.

Unvote
Vote Sonic Boom

That cop claim is bullocks to the HIGHEST extent.

SCUM DETECTED

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metal is known for gambiting.

Is he?

Whether metal is telling the truth of not is not super relevant, lynching a claimed cop Day 1 is NEVER the right play.

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ut what I find really strange is that istott picked up on metal being a "cop" and then metal claims cop and then says he didn't crumb.

like am I the only 1 who finds that whole exchange weird?

I looked for this and couldn't find it.

VOTE: EddieFenix

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Why are we still L-1ing an un-cc'd cop?

INORITE

Only the scum

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istott is town.

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Sonic Boom - 5 (ika, Voidedmafia, pirate mollie, Nazarene, EddieFenix)

There be more scum in this wagon, not just EddieFenix. There's one more.

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Metal Sonic sucks at hydras.

<<< If my activity this weekend wasn't so low as to be debilitating, I might scold him for it. As-is, I don't have the energy. >>>

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i really dont know what to say about the prohawk case

like

i dont know what to say

You can say it's pretty good.

Hey Dino.

Can you do the same exercise you did with EddieFenix that you did with proHawk?

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In post 539, Doyouthinkhesaurus wrote:How the hell are they still at L-2 when Voided, mollie, Nazarene AND Fenix have all posted since the claim?
Because I still don't believe it.

It doesn't matter though, you don't have to believe it or not believe it, it's a day 1 cop claim. He lives.

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Not feeling a Dino lynch. Not today.

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TOO MANY DINOS

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In all of my experience with DGB, she's always been a huge liability to the town, normally resulting in a large amount of mislynches led by her and/or a town loss. Three examples where she was town: 1.) In Voided's nightless Mountainous game, she led, as town, every single mislynch. 2.) As Serene in NY 165, she claimed masons with a bulletproof town and then later turned on him. Town couldn't trust the hydra for the rest of the game, which distracted them from the scum, allowing for a scum win. 3.) In Ikaruga Mafia, she ended up tunneling strongly on town and ended up handing the scum team the game.

HOLY DEMOTIVATION BATMAN

Please someone NK me

UNVOTE:

Here. I'm not voting anyone anymore. Lynch whoever the F you want.

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of Dino, DGB, and Guille

Whaaaa???

I unvoted saying that we're not going to lynch a claimed cop day 1, I didn't ask for a counterclaim, what are you talking about?

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Why are we still L-1ing an un-cc'd cop?

INORITE

Only the scum

You indirectly supported the fact that only scum are L-1'ing an un-cc'd cop. Which only seems to me like you want a counter-claim in order to lynch Sonic, or am I wrong there?

What no

I'm saying only the scum would be voting a claimed cop on day 1.

How on earth can you even interpret that as asking for a CC?

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I don't necessarily think he NEEDS to be lynched today, but it would give a lot of info to see his flip.

Are you serious?

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Don't look at me, I'm not voting.

Some people think my contribution will only lead to a town loss.

You guys better hustle.

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I want you to just try not to tunnel on people so hard

I'm not even tunneling.

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Get over yourself. You've played with me before, and this is not the first time I've expressed this opinion. You didn't throw a hissy fit then. Why are you throwing one now?

As a player that dooms her faction, all I have left to do is "hissy fits." If you want to call it that. I just lost my motivation, deal with it.

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May I interest you in a policy lynch?

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May I interest you in a policy lynch?

If no one will lynch Dino-scum, I will consider a policy lynch. Get it going.

Then policy lynch me, since that's in the town's best interest.

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I'm here, just moping around, LOL.

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No, I have lost my confidence.

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A fascinating vote switch by Sonic Boom.

ProHawk - 4 (shos, istott, Doyouthinkhesaurus, Voidedmafia)

Doyouthinkhesaurus - 2 (ProHawk, Bulbazak)
ika - 1 (guille2015)
guille2015 - 1 (Sonic Boom)
Voidedmafia - 2 (pirate mollie, Nazarene)

Not Voting - 3 (EddieFenix, DrippingGoofBall, ika)

ProHawk - 4 (shos, istott, Doyouthinkhesaurus, Voidedmafia)

Doyouthinkhesaurus - 2 (ProHawk, Bulbazak)
ika - 1 (guille2015)
DGB - 1 (Sonic Boom)
Voidedmafia - 2 (pirate mollie, Nazarene)

Not Voting - 3 (EddieFenix, DrippingGoofBall, ika)

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bulba did the same discrediting to me right after mastina's new york game where I correctly pegged him as scum.

Could he be scum here too?

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Eyes on you, DGB

huh?

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which was my effort to get Eddie to shift his focus off of DGB's tunneling. I know him, and he would get obsessed and paranoid about it

Crazy talk.

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I'm not tunneling.

Bulbazak are you trying to soothe your buddy Eddie? Are you pretending to have such a strong town read on EddieFenix that you need to manage his emotions over a single player that is voting him and finding him scummy?

Things that make no sense:

- trying to soothe Eddie to prevent him losing his cool over the gentlest pressure.
- saying I am tunneling when I am not.
- there was no sign of Eddie becoming obsessed or paranoid, we barely had any exchanges.
- it implies a knowledge of Eddie's alignment and mine that reeks of manipulation.

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VOTE: EddieFenix

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Istott, get back on Guille.

I believe the jailkeeper claim.

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K.
VOTE: Voided

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Then what do you call it?

Routine level of suspicion in a mafia game.

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you have no case on guille and it was a shitty cw to the 1 building on voided.

I endorse this product.

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I'm around.

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or me

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Scum (weak-strong)
ProHawk
Fenix
Guille (interchange with Fenix)
Sonic Boom

Well I was ready and willing to lynch Fenix but apparently, according to Bulbazak, I am "tunneling."

Also you are claim stalling now.

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One hour left, and I really want to go for a nap.

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I'd sooner move to Ika than ProHam but I'm not moving my vote without a claim at this time.

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ProHawk, Sonic, and Guille

In the next hour?

Also your "rolefishing" accusations are frivolous. We are one hour from deadline.

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It's not rolefishing when someone is at L-2 less than an hour from deadline.

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give em 5 mins to read up then.

Vote Voided.

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Losing to derptunnelling is bad, but losing because you get apathetic is even worse!

I'm doing neither, you're hallucinating.

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UNVOTE:

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Should have lynched Fenix.

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"sane" cop is a bit weird, did you ask Boom about his sanity?

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"sane" cop is a bit weird, did you ask Boom about his sanity?

ffs, dgb he is lying. as a cop you don't claim like an hour before dl when there is already a cop claim in play.

That's what I'm thinking, it looks like claim and run.

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VOTE: Voided

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Welp, now you don't get anybody.

Probably will still vote SB tomorrow. Not sure if I wanna waste my investigate on him tonight.

the stall is on bulba not anybody else. he was actively and obviously trying to deflect your lynch

Don't worry I'll vig Bulba.

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Should I shoot Voided or Bulbazak?

I really want Bulbazak because he'll be harder to lynch.

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mmmmmmmmmm extension...

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I am sad and confused.

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EddieFenix is still obvscum but I can go with that:

VOTE: guille

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pirate mollie bleeds town.

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Ika is tttttoooootally town.

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Ika is tttttoooootally town.

I don't see it, I want to see what you see!

He is upset and frustrated in a very townie way.

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eddie what is wrong with u

Literally half the players are missing from his "reads" list.

What's wrong with Eddie is that he got a scum role PM.

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This Sonic Boom wagon is rubbish.

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Vote Sanic people. Leggo

I don't take orders from scum.

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Yo DGB, what's your current read on Sonic?

Take a guess.

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I think he's town.

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I'm here, just moping around, LOL.

you're getting annoying.
-Tier

WOW

Are you scum or what???

I made that post November 18, twelve days ago. I'm

"getting annoying?"

Talk about scum not reading the game.

VOTE: Nazarene

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Mastina you didn't put a sane modifier into my role pm???!! What is the meaning of this??!!

Just kidding I know the exact meaning of this

Copped mollie and got a guilty, so I'm very very likely not sane

Actually, now that I think of this... Sonic has got to be scum.

I'm smoking crack.

VOTE: Sonic Boom

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VOTE: eddie

I have been most helpful to the town so far

I even posted a giant helpful post

See mollie that was a wonderful waste of my time

OK
VOTE: Eddie

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Sonic Boom should be scum but he feels soooo town.

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Sonic is conftown.

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Sonic Boom you mischievous little rabbit.

<<< Guess that means it really

was

wabbit season. >>>

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I was very disappointed to be vanilla.

Next!

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Would sheep dino.

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VOTE: Nazarene

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VOTE: ProHawk

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Jeez, finally.

We're a tracker.
Our role pm states that our results may not be accurate and that we may instead reverse if our target is targeting someone or not.

We tracked bulb N1 to the kill. This means that we are the insane variant unless severe shenanigans.
We tracked prohawk N2 to nowhere, so we knew he performed a targeting night action. This checks out with his claim, although it does not confirm his claim.

Ef and ika next?

Prohawk, I wanna have a talk with you when I have time which will probably be tomorrow or the day after.
-Tier

No offense, but that sounds like a load.

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I would still like to lynch Fenix.

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Who should I vote for, then?

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UNVOTE:

I'll sheep you.

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Agree with public showing of everything.

Now sheeping mathdino:

VOTE: Nazarene

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I'm bored vanilla, I'm letting you guys sort out the fun, exciting stuff. I got nuthin'

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Yeah I know

Everyone has all these "results" to talk about and I really got nothin'

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Lynch in order barring any guilties:
ika
DGB

I may be vanilla but I can confirm myself LOL.

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Lynch in order barring any guilties:
ika
DGB

I may be vanilla but I can confirm myself LOL.

wait what

through investigation or otherwise?

Not, through the fact that I have been sending fake vig kills every night to mastin2. She refuses to process them, but that's not my problem. Last night I tried to fakevig Nazarene in the Dead PT, just in case he could come back from the dead.

QED

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Hey DGB if you sheep me again we might be able to move past mollie/ProHawks slapfight.

ProHawk why are you not voting?

It worked yesterday!

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I was vt in a recent offsite game and I kept trying to send in my night actions too! but all the gm wld do was to quote me my vanilla town role pm.

Great! I'm glad you realize I'm a fake night action conftown vanilla townie!

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Only mollie understands me boo hoo...

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Suppose we take a shot in the dark and lynch DGB.

Your calculations are wrong then.

Check your inputs.

Someone is lying.

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So who/what do you suggest, DGB?

Everyone calls me unlynchable town. Mollie protects a PR and leaves me for the scum to NK.

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Also I'm pretty sure eyestott is town.

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but I am sure as fuck town right now.

I have never wavered.

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just checked the confirmation phase

LOL does everyone else have a role that makes the other side auto-lose because it's so crazy overpowered?

i love this

Yeah just trying to draw the NK. Failed.

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Meh.

Roles say scum isn't in Fenix. Mafia says scum isn't in {eyestott, DGB}. New lynchpath to victory:

ika

(in the night we both investigate

ProHawk

; assuming he's town)

mollie

(if still alive)

Fenix

(if still unconfirmed)

DGB

eyestott

APPROVED

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I will vote ika too.

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Yeah because ika will flip scum, if not you're likely NK'd so it doesn't matter much.

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VOTE: ika

He might be lynched already but just in case.

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woo hoo!

wait but how was prohawk town?????

See? I knew we wouldn't need to lynch you.

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AND I WAS VANILLA

Let's not forget this inequity

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am thoroughly enjoying reading the mod QT flavour
would /in a mastin game again

Me too

Would send fake night actions again