If that doesn't work,
An ill-advised text-based adventure:
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Snakes I Will Survive
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Action: Examine bars
Action: Attempt to seduce guard when he comes back. After he unlocks the door to my cell, run out
If that doesn't work,
Action: Check if there is toilet paper. If there is, tear off half the roll of toilet paper, take one end and tie one end to the middle. When the guard comes by, try to lasso his key-
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EspeciallyTheLies Survivor
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Nicholas1024 The Ides of Mash
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Jackel98 it/sheGoonit/she
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- Location: The grave of an innocent townie.
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KingdomAces Mafia Scum
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Okay, this is ridiculous. Why did I not decide to look at this sooner? Anyway, as a test...
Personal Action: Attempt to go to sleep on the horribly mutilated bed.
And by personal actions, I mean I am invokingbecause I can't think of a better short way to say that.
Never be sorry for your little time.
It's not when you get there, it's always the climb.-
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
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In post 78, Jackel98 wrote:Hello, people.
Action: Put underpants on head. Call for medical attention. Try to use psychic powers to lift player_Antihero
That works, right?
my powers aren't that specialYou can't step in the same river twice.-
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EspeciallyTheLies Survivor
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beastcharizard Mafia Scum
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I am curious to how much freedom we have. I am going to try some weird things here.
Self Action: Realize I am skinny enough to fit through the bars of the cell so I squeeze through the bars and then look around to see if there is a place to hide.
Action: Look to see if there are any empty cells.
Action: Summon a real life Charizard to come to my aid.
One of those is bound to work.-
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beastcharizard Mafia Scum
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Blackberry berry
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In post 75, Snakes wrote:Action: Examine bars
Action: Attempt to seduce guard when he comes back. After he unlocks the door to my cell, run out
If that doesn't work,
Action: Check if there is toilet paper. If there is, tear off half the roll of toilet paper, take one end and tie one end to the middle. When the guard comes by, try to lasso his key
I wanted to seduce the guard.
Action: Also attempt to seduce guard
"Hey stud, you been working out? I swear your muscles get bigger every day ."-
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JDGA Goon
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EspeciallyTheLies Survivor
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TellTaleHeart Mafia Scum
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EspeciallyTheLies Survivor
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always gotta take it to the next level dontchaArt is cool.-
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vettrock Mafia Scum
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beastcharizard Mafia Scum
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AcRv he/himGoonhe/him
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- Location: Adelaide, South Australia
If this happens, we have to raid the room with the security footage before we get out of here"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989-
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mastin2 The Second Coming
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rEoRsRtemYSrChASbREtOO?
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PROCESSING......[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6573481#p6573481]QUERY[/url]: Antihero wrote:ok, just for clarification, if i do something does that mean EVERYONE else does the same thing, or is it just me? i was under the impression it was the latterIt is both. Some actions are done by all, some actions are done by only the specific individual. Assume, however, that unless they specifically state they are doing an action that conflicts with your own, that they are unable to do your action, or you specify that it is just you, then the others will mirror your actions.[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6575447#p6575447]QUERY[/url]: beastcharizard wrote:Can we talk about this game outside of this thread?Though I see no reason why you would want to, there is nothing preventing you from doing this.Player "vettrock" has entered the game.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6575943#p6575943]post 89[/url], vettrock wrote:enter game. Check out the door, the kind of lock, and the hinges.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6573487#p6573487]post 68[/url], Cheery Dog wrote:Action: Study how the door worksThe cell door is like this:
There is no door other than that which you can see, though doors may exist in the distance.
ENTER ACTION:_____In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574230#p6574230]post 74[/url], Antihero wrote:action: loosen the screws in the bed "with a great amount of effort"You diligently work to loosen a screw on the bed. Though your fingers become raw and bloody in the effort, you manage to pull a single screw out from the fastener, and now have access to it.
ENTER ACTION:_____In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574626#p6574626]post 77[/url], Nicholas1024 wrote:Enter action: Examine the ceiling and floor for any loose tiles, light fixtures, or other features of note. Check whether I also have a concussion.You do in fact have what may be a mild concussion. It is nothing serious, but it is painful. In this state, you observe the ceiling and floor, but find nothing but rock.
ENTER ACTION:_____Player "KingdomAces" has entered the game.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574912#p6574912]post 79[/url], KingdomAces wrote:Personal Action: Attempt to go to sleep on the horribly mutilated bed.While everyone around you attends to various tasks, you rest your injuries by going to sleep, however temporarily, on the mutilated bed.
ENTER ACTION:_____
(You do know that "I" is a personal statement, right? Just say "I do this", rather than action: this if you want it to be only you.)In [url=htp://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6575444#p6575444]post 82[/url], beastcharizard wrote:Self Action: Realize I am skinny enough to fit through the bars of the cell so I squeeze through the bars and then look around to see if there is a place to hide.Action cancelled: the guard is on the way! You do not want to be caught escaping, do you?
ENTER ACTION:_____Player "Jackel98" has entered the game.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574759#p6574759]post 78[/url], Jackel98 wrote:Action: Put underpants on head. Try to use psychic powers to lift player_AntiheroYou put your underpants on your head for whatever possible reason that you may have for doing so. Though you attempt to lift player_Antihero up, all you are able to make player_Antihero do is stand up and jump to the ceiling, touching it lightly.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574232#p6574232]post 75[/url], Snakes wrote:Action: Examine barsThere is nothing to be observed in the bars. There is no visible structural weakness in the bars themselves, though the lock may be vulnerable if you have the right materials......
Action: Check if there is toilet paper.There is none. You do not even have a sponge. Barbaric, is it not? Well, it is what you get for being a prisoner.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6573460#p6573460]post 64[/url], AcRv wrote:Request medical attentionIn [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6573466#p6573466]post 66[/url], Zymf wrote:Action: Say "I'm sooo hungry, can't I get something to eat?" and make fake rumbling sounds..In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574232#p6574232]post 75[/url], Snakes wrote:Action: Attempt to seduce guard when he comes back. After he unlocks the door to my cell, run outIn [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6574759#p6574759]post 78[/url], Jackel98 wrote:Call for medical attention.In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6575602#p6575602]post 84[/url], Blackberry wrote:Action: Also attempt to seduce guard
"Hey stud, you been working out? I swear your muscles get bigger every day ."The guard comes down with a maintenance worker in tow, heading to the cell with the leak. As you call out to him, he yells out, "SHUT UP!"
After hearing your requests slowly again, he responds, "One at a time. I'll deal with your issues one at a time. And..." Giving the...oddestof looks to player_Snakes and player_Blackberry, he continues, "...I'll save ~you~ for last." The weird, demented grin on his face (shudders run down the spine of all other inmates) makes you think that maybe, just maybe, seducing a GUARD, in a PRISON, may not have been the brightest of ideas......
ENTER ACTION:_____My academy.
"...You have a blog?!?" (Yes, I do. Click.)
Agnigi, 13p Mini Theme sequel to Gistou, is in design and could use reviewers!-
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AcRv he/himGoonhe/him
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I think that we should focus all of our actions to make the guard let us out using our powers we appear to have. I'll happily take all the blame if anything goes wrong and make the guard think I'm the threat so he'll go for me first and allow you all to escape. Either that or whoever's furthest from the end without the exit. Do we want to do this? If so, should we wait for all the doctors/chefs/maintenance workers to get out before trying? Should we try on one of them?"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989-
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AcRv he/himGoonhe/him
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Also, the computer responds to actions as soon as it can, so if anyone does make an action now it could throw off any timings for actions that NEED to be done now. Though we can make the action "All do this" so we won't have to wait for everyone to get online to do that if we decide to."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989-
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Cheery Dog Kayak
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AcRv he/himGoonhe/him
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If the maintenance worker has a key, definitely. He can probably give us some makeshift weapons from his toolbox too.
Any other thoughts?"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989-
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AcRv he/himGoonhe/him
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Someone may have to occupy the guard as the worker lets enough of us out to overpower him though."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989
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