Open 879: Fire and More Fire [game over]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

drew if you think i'm mafia you should help me yeet Bingle

if the game doesnt end then I will self vote tommorrow and lead my own bandwagon

[Firebringer]

that would be leading a bandwagon on ur own lose regardless of ur alignment there buddy

[Doctor Drew]

drew if you think i'm mafia you should help me yeet Bingle

if the game doesnt end then I will self vote tommorrow and lead my own bandwagon

that would be leading a bandwagon on ur own lose regardless of ur alignment there buddy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that would be leading a bandwagon on ur own lose regardless of ur alignment there buddy

nah cuz there wont be a tommorrow cuz bingle will flip scum duh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I recognize this is an absurd level of certainty/confidence for someone who has read maybe 4% of the game but I can tell you that every bone in my scumhunting body is going this is gonna be a hit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

assuming random eliminations through the rest of the game - the scum win rate is 33% [7/9][5/7][3/5] -> [1/3]

The scum strategy is to gradually shape thread control - build apathy - and not make enough ripples to win

Everything Bingle is doing is towards these ends - he is not a townie who is looking for one scum in 8 players to try to win - he is trying to cross the t's and dot the i's and writing up a long PHD thesis on how to play theoretic 8-d Chess Mafia which is basically just busywork and meant to look impressive without actually accomplishing a damn thing.

This is Professor Doom Mad Scientist Scumlord Bingle.

[sheepsaysmeep]

if this actually hits I will literally never forget u pookythemagicalbear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if this actually hits I will literally never forget u pookythemagicalbear

this brought a tear to my eye

you better not be some mafia dude manipulating me

[sheepsaysmeep]

if it doesnt hit this game will be very forgettable

[Radical Rat]

assuming random eliminations through the rest of the game - the scum win rate is 33% [7/9][5/7][3/5] -> [1/3]

The scum strategy is to gradually shape thread control - build apathy - and not make enough ripples to win

Everything Bingle is doing is towards these ends - he is not a townie who is looking for one scum in 8 players to try to win - he is trying to cross the t's and dot the i's and writing up a long PHD thesis on how to play theoretic 8-d Chess Mafia which is basically just busywork and meant to look impressive without actually accomplishing a damn thing.

This is Professor Doom Mad Scientist Scumlord Bingle.

Actually this whole homework scheme was your (Umlaut's) idea.

[Bingle]

Wait, pooky repped in?

I was ready for this, gimme a minute.

[Bingle]

I do not care about this game as much I do about being on a boat with beers rn

I read this as being on a boat with bears. Do not trust bears. They are wild animals and will fuck your day up.

In other news, I'm happy to give Merlyn a day or two to escape the large omnivores threatening her.

I hope our next GeorgeBailey meme is the classic "bear with me" post

https://punpedia.org/bear-puns/

Wow datisi is lax on everyone else but for me he has the prod timer ready on hours, minutes and seconds

The key is to make your prod dodges like four lines long so they don't bother reading it and thus don't realize there's no game content there.

I absolutely have never done this. I would not, could not, with a bear.

Clearly, I am scum with pooky.

[Bingle]

Actually this whole homework scheme was your (Umlaut's) idea.

In fairness, he did come up with it by watching me do it in Coalition to narrow down scumteams as town.

[Bingle]

Also, like 85% on this being a scum pooky rep in.

[Doctor Drew]

I do not care about this game as much I do about being on a boat with beers rn

I read this as being on a boat with bears. Do not trust bears. They are wild animals and will fuck your day up.

In other news, I'm happy to give Merlyn a day or two to escape the large omnivores threatening her.

I hope our next GeorgeBailey meme is the classic "bear with me" post

https://punpedia.org/bear-puns/

Wow datisi is lax on everyone else but for me he has the prod timer ready on hours, minutes and seconds

The key is to make your prod dodges like four lines long so they don't bother reading it and thus don't realize there's no game content there.

I absolutely have never done this. I would not, could not, with a bear.

Clearly, I am scum with pooky.

Genius solve, clearly just self vote at this point.

[Bingle]

BRUH HE LITERALLY SHOT MEUH AND THEN BRAGGED ABOUT IT

wait so are you saying that Bingle made an oopsie by kablamming his purported scumread that was secretly a townread and then he decided to be a big mean evil jerk and laugh about it in the thread or what

I mean, Pooky is not wrong that I enjoy bragging about insane shit I've pulled off. But his narrative here is that I'm literally bragging about shooting myself in the foot. Other things I don't tend to do: hitting my genitalia with hammers and putting my arms in woodchippers.

[Bingle]

Genius solve, clearly just self vote at this point.

Maybe if pooky gives me some Yamazaki.

[Bingle]

Also:

VOTE: meowth

I think Bingle is probably the best person at mech on the entire site and he enjoys solving mech optimal play for town regardless of his alignment. [as in he will literally as scum point out the best way for town to play optimally

I have given up on reading him because I've been basically wrong on him every time I have ever remembered reading him.

[Firebringer]

i want to see a bingle/pooky epic showdown

[Bingle]

flavour

I’m playing black.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

assuming random eliminations through the rest of the game - the scum win rate is 33% [7/9][5/7][3/5] -> [1/3]

The scum strategy is to gradually shape thread control - build apathy - and not make enough ripples to win

Everything Bingle is doing is towards these ends - he is not a townie who is looking for one scum in 8 players to try to win - he is trying to cross the t's and dot the i's and writing up a long PHD thesis on how to play theoretic 8-d Chess Mafia which is basically just busywork and meant to look impressive without actually accomplishing a damn thing.

This is Professor Doom Mad Scientist Scumlord Bingle.

Actually this whole homework scheme was your (Umlaut's) idea.

minor details

[Bingle]

Pooky scum replace into this game thinking all like “I can lim me a Bingle.” But what Pooky didn’t count on was

Bingle keeps a case on every player locked in a vault as a contingency plan for if any of them go rogue

I believe this, like Batman having plans to kill all the Justice League if they go crazy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Also:

VOTE: meowth

I think Bingle is probably the best person at mech on the entire site and he enjoys solving mech optimal play for town regardless of his alignment. [as in he will literally as scum point out the best way for town to play optimally

I have given up on reading him because I've been basically wrong on him every time I have ever remembered reading him.

nah i knew u were scum in that game thats why you shot me rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky scum replace into this game thinking all like “I can lim me a Bingle.” But what Pooky didn’t count on was

I'm fine with a 1 for 1 if everyone else agrees to it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like i'll even go first today if everyone else promises me they will vote you out tommorrow I dont really care lol