Mini 976: Purgatory Mafia Game Over

[Amished]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why isn't Shotty lynched?
Why aren't you voting, HoMoo?
Where is our replacement for MPR?

[hasdgfas]

VOTE: Shotty

Answer the questions I asked you.

Why aren't you voting, HoMoo?

You saw my posts, right? I was waiting for answers to my questions.

[Amished]

Eh, lurking scum.

We still need a replacement to lynch him =\

[MehPlusRawr]

Welp, no replacement yet, I'm L/A currently. Hopefully the mod doesn't mind when I pop in and

Vote: Shotty

[Shotty to the Body]

GG scum.

[Shotty to the Body]

Fail town is fail.

[Shotty to the Body]

Fucking lucky you're bullet-proof Amished.

[Battousai]

Vote Count:

Shotty to the Body

-2- Amished, hasdgfas

Amished

-1- Shotty to the body

Not voting

: MehPlusRawr

With 4 alive it takes 3 to lynch.

I'm still searching for a replacement for MehPlusRawr. His last vote did not count, as he is being replaced and is not able to fully commit to the game due to v/la.

[Amished]

Bullshit I'm bulletproof, I'm a fucking PGO.

Besides, if you say my claim is a lie (which it isn't); how would you know I'm bulletproof? You wouldn't know if you didn't have a shooting ability. You're so full of shit, just self-hammer and be done with it.

You still don't have an explanation for where the 2nd kill came from Night 2; a PGO is the only explanation otherwise it would've been counterclaimed.

[Shotty to the Body]

Any non-scum that claimed would be shot and lose the game. You're logic is so goddamn bad.

[hasdgfas]

Vote Amished

His claim is a lie.

just like pittbunny's was, eh?
Give me one good reason why I should believe you over him, because my vote is currently, for all intents and purposes, on you

Not a word about the cop who was also sure he had a guilty and didn't? I don't know how to convince you that investigative roles are being screwed with, but it's happened twice now and one is confirmed. I didn't support any lynch yesterday and the only one I'll support today is Amished. No discussion again today, only a rushed vote from him. If this guy isn't scum I'll eat my hat.

The cop with a guilty who we followed and lynched scum? Or aren't you talking about zazier?

[Amished]

So.. you're saying I'm a bulletproof SK or something? lol

Where did my kill go otherwise then? N1 was either hider with Soc (scum-kill) or Pitt-vig hit NM8 and nacho didn't hide. No unaccounted for kills there. N3 was just one kill, which was an obvious scum kill; no unaccounted for kills there. Stop flailing and self-hammer already.

[Battousai]

UPDATE:

It appears some of the rules didn't quite make it over from the merge. They have been added back into the thread. I suggest reading them as a refresher.

[Amished]

Perfect, this way SttB will be lynched, with or without MPR/replacement.

[Amished]

Also, somebody could've counterclaimed PGO which would be a viable strategy.

Besides, now that I know you're scum because you called my role-claim a lie (and it isn't); I really shouldn't have to bother, but your "logic" is so full of holes, you really should just give up. You have no chance. My PGO ability did what Batt wanted it to do (kill off a town pr); so you really have no excuses at this point.

[Battousai]

Ythan replaces MehPlusRawr, effective immediately.

[hasdgfas]

Ythan replaces MehPlusRawr, effective immediately.

cue us hitting page 30 today.

[Shotty to the Body]

V/LA till tuesday

[Amished]

Ythan replaces MehPlusRawr, effective immediately.

cue us hitting page 30 today.

Maybe he'll just hammer and win. Best replacement scummie nom from me >_>

[Pittbunny]

Talking when dead makes panda bear sad...

[Ythan]

Dropping a post so this will show up in vyp. Back later to win.

[Ythan]

Oh there are only four players. Looks to me, and I say this before reading, like my options are to hammer or to nl. I see a PGO claim from Ed. Any more pertinent information before I get to reading?

[Amished]

Shotty is a claimed "lie detector".

Unfortunately for shotty-scum; the vig that was "lying" was telling the truth; and the PGO (me) that's "lying" is also telling the truth.

[Battousai]

Final Vote Count:

Shotty to the Body

-2- AMished, hasdgfas

Amished

-1- Shotty to the body

Not voting:

Ythan (MehPlusRawr)

Death Scene

Searching for Shotty to the Body, you wander into the portion of purgatory that is his home. You stumble into a strange city like nothing you have ever seen before. Laying sleeping before you is a monstrous figure with a squidlike countenance that terrifies you just to look at. Fortunately the creature has gone back to his rest and is a threat no longer...

Shotty to the Body -Dread Cthulu, Compulsive Serial Killer- has been lynched D4

With the death of Shotty to the Body, hasdgfas charged toward Amished. Amished reached for his gun, but he was too late. He was devoured in only a matter of seconds. Horrified, Ythan (MehPlusRawr) grabed his flamethrower and sprayed the dinosaur. Ythan (MehPlusRawr) creeped closer to the burnt, unmoving beast that was hasdgfas. As he got nearer, hasdgfas's eyes opened up, and he shot Ythan (MehPlusRawr) with his chaingun arms.

Ahh... bravo, bravo. You managed to survive to the very end. Just let me bring xvart back, one second.

The guardian made a circular motion with his hand and grabbed the air. Only, the air pulled and a hole emerged, no a portal. The guardian reached in and grabbed xvart.

Well, even though you did die in this game, your faction still won. As promised, you shall go on to the afterlife. However.... You have committed murder here, both of you. You see, this was all a test. Would you try and help each other or strive to do whatever it took to make it out of here. And since you failed the grand test, you will be sent to hell. Here, take this token and be off with you.

And with that, both xvart and hasdgfas vanished into thin air. The guardian then created the portal again, and removed the rest of the players.

So, you lost. Bummer, I was rooting for all of you--except Shotty of course. Since you all worked together and only killed in self preservation and the safety of the group, you should be rewarded! But, I did say that if you lost you would be stuck here, and I don't want to make myself a liar, so... maybe in another couple of centuries you can play again? Farewell!

xvart -Tom Hagen, Mafia Consigliere

and

hasdgfas -Wexter the T-Rex, Mafia Goon

have won!

[Battousai]

Roles:

ZazieR

You are

Super Hot Dominatrix

. After choking on a chicken bone and dieing, you were taken to Purgatory. In order for you to go to the afterlife, you must play this guardian's game.

Bondage

- Once per night you may tie up a player and search their belongings to see if they are scum or town. After that, you can do whatever you want... just remember the safe word.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated

Pranadevil

You are

Kryten

. When the other members of Red Dwarf died, you committed suicide instead of living alone again. Now you are in Purgatory and must play the guardian's game in order to be reunited with the other crew members of Red Dwarf.

Autophobia

- Once per night, you may track another player in order to not be alone. Consequently, you find out where they go that night.

Guilty Conscience

- If you are on a mislynch, you must have your vote on another player (not yourself) the entire day.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(standard tracker. Player is free to remove their vote during the day, while under the guilty conscience, but must put it back on another person in that same post. Can not vote no lynch)

Pittbunny

You are

Miley Cyrus

. After a large amplifier falls on you during a concert, you are taken to Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife.

Microphone

- Once per night, you may take a microphone and sing to a player. After hearing you sing, the player will commit suicide.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(simple vig, not compulsive. May not kill self)

xvart

You are

Tom Hagen

. After being taken out by a drive by shooter, you are taken to Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife.

Consigliere

- Once per night, you may step in for your scum partner, Hasdgfas, as legal advisor. If your partner is investigated (cop, tracker, watcher, etc.), then you will be investigated instead.

You win when your faction makes up half or more of the total players alive.

(cop will get a "xvart is guilty", but tracker/watcher will get a "xvart didn't visit/get visited by anyone")

MehPlusRawr

You are

The Pyro

. After being shot in the back of the head by the cowardly Sniper, you arrive in Purgatory. You must now play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife and respawn.

Flaming Cage

- Once per night, you may target an enemy with your flamethrower. You will chase them home and keep them there by surrounding the house in flames. Consequently, no one may leave or enter the home.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated

(jailkeeper)

CryMeARiver

You are

Arimatheon, the Once Mighty Fallen

. After falling in battle, you have arrived in Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife.

Regeneration

- Once per night, you may give your regenerative abilities to a player. That person will regenerate once if attacked. If the person is attacked by more than one person, your target will be killed.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(standard doc that only protects against one attack on a person per night. Can not protect against poison)

Shotty

You are

Dread Cthulu

. Instead of being trapped for all eternity, you decided to end your life. Now you are in Purgatory and must play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife.

Destructive Impulses

- Each night, your impulses for destruction pushes you to kill a player. You must send in a player name each night.

You win when you are the only player left alive.

(compulsive SK)

Amished

You are

Oscar Wilde

. After dieing of cerebral meningitis, you awoke in Purgatory. In order to go to the afterlife, you must play the guardian's game.

.

32 Winchester Special

- Afraid that the Marquess of Queensberry has followed you here, you will kill the first person who visits you each night automatically.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(pgo that only kills the first visitor. See order of operations)

Hasdgfas

You are

Wexter the T-Rex

. After you and Axe Cop were killed by Telescope Gun Cop, you have arrived in Purgatory. In order to go to the afterlife and meet up with Axe Cop, you must play the guardian's game.

Cat Suit

- Once per night, you may use the suit in order to be untrackable during your night kills.

Super Duper Fast Bite

- Once per night, you may use this ability to boost your killing potential. You will speed past visitation powers (bombs, pgo, etc.) and if you attack someone who is protected by a body guard like ability, you will be too fast and kill your target. The "body guard" will not be killed. You cannot use this ability if wearing a Cat Suit.

You are mafia with xvart. You win when your faction makes up half or more of the total players alive.

(cat suit- xvart will still be tracked if still alive. SDFB- can kill the pgo without being shot, can kill someone who is in jail by the pyro. However, a doc can protect another player against it and barney's charisma is still effective against it. Can go around the bodyguard)

Socrates

You are

Nikola Tesla

. After being accidentally electrocuted by one of your inventions, you are awoken in Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game to get to the afterlife.

Invention

- You are given an unlimited number of the following items: coil, metal rod, wire, tape, blowtorch, plastic pipe, metal sheet, 2x4 of wood, and a drill. During the day phase, you may send in a list of the items you used (metal rod to blowtorch metal rod to plastic pipe... format). I will then give you your invention that will either give you a post restriction the next day or a power role the next night. Your only limitation is that you can only make one invention a day and you may not send in a contraption more than once.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(The third item used in the format is the factor that picks the role. If only two then the second, and if only 1 then that one.
roleblocker- coil
doc- metal rod
Post Restriction (must post in Croatian http://translate.reference.com/translate)- wire
body guard- tape
tracker- blowtorch
double voter- plastic pipe
miller (investigations only)- metal sheet
Post Restriction (must repeat what the previous player said before posting anything new)- wood
Poisoner- drill)

Nachomamma8

You are

Al Capone

. After being whacked by a rival competitor, you arrive in Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game in order to go to the afterlife.

Protection

- Once per night, you may pay off another player to hide you. If you are targeted, the person you paid off will die. If the person you paid off is targeted, you both will die

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(standard hider, if targetted mafia will die)

hp

You are

Barney Stinson

. After being beaten to death by an angry boyfriend, you arrive in Purgatory. You must play the guardian's game to get to the afterlife, and hopefully to your 100 virgin brides!

Natural Charisma

- Once per night, you will automatically prevent a player from killing you using your natural charisma. If a second player attacks you that night, you will die. If a person you use charisma on attacks you again a different night, they will be successful.

You win when all anti-town factions are eliminated.

(doc who who can only protect self from one attack a night, but not from same person twice throughout the game)