Quirkytown (Game over!)

[Andrius]

THIS GAME WILL BE GOOD. WHOEVER GAVE ME MY POST RESTRICTION SHALL RECIEVE MUCH LOVE FROM THE HEART THAT I DO NOT HAVE.

ANYONE ELSE WANT TO JOIN THE CAPS LAWKE ALLIANCE?

VOTE: SAINTKERRIGAN

BECAUSE ABBREVIATING YOUR NAME MEANS SERIAL KILLER. AND YOU LIKE DEATH NOTE. AND YOU KILLED ME IN TRADER MAFIA.

OH GOD NO WAIT.

UNVOTE, VOTE: TWOMZ

THIS IS OMGUS. OMGUS OMGUS OMGUS. YOU KNOW WHY. AND NO MORE "EXCUSES". I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET MARRIED. UGH.

[/OMGUS]

OMG YES. I SEE A PIRATE AND EMO_MOTHRAX. THIS IS GOOD.

CAPS LAWKE FTW.

[Andrius]

@ Zajnet: Haiku? lol

@Pie: One word posts? I like that. lol

@ SpyreX: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE

[Andrius]

SERIAL KILLER/ VIGILANTE IS STARTING OUT GOOD, HELPING TOWN.

ACTUALLY, THE MAFIA PROBABLY KILLED THEIR OWN MEMBER FOR WIFOM WIFOM.

I LOVE THE HAIKUS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY_9999 SHALL NOW ANALYZE HIS MEMORY BANKS TO SEE IF THERE COULD BE A NINJA IN THE GAME, SINCE THERE APPEARS TO BE A PIRATE.

ROBO_ANDY_9999 IS CONFUSED BY THE 1334 TALK. HIS MEMORY CHIP IS NOW SMOKING.

ROBO_ANDY WELCOMES NACHO TO THE ALLIANCE.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY AGREES TO LET LONGING INTO THE ALLIANCE.

ROBO_ANDY HAS DETERMINED THAT THIS IS HIS FIFTH POST.

ROBO_ANDY IS MISSING SOME SCREWS AND BOLTS NOW.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY SCRATCHES HIS TITANIUM SKULL AND WONDERS WHAT SPYREX MEANS WHEN HE SAYS WE SHALL COMPILE A PR CHAIN.

ROBO_ANDY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS CONCEPT OF "LOVE". EXPLAIN PLEASE.

ROBO_ANDY RIPS OFF HIS RIGHT ARM AND THROWS IT AT TWOMZ.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY HAS FOUND A WAY TO DECIPHER NS'S 1334 SPEAK.

[Andrius]

@ |\|$: $70P \/071|\|9 pH0R /\/\'/ 4LL14|\|(3 /\/\3/\/\B3R$.

[Andrius]

R0B0_4|\|D'/ d035 |\|07 "|<155" p30PL3. 0|\|3 |-|45 70 5P34|< 1|\| (4P5 70 b3 1|\| 7|-|3 4LL14|\|(3. R0B0_4|\|D'/ 15 5'//\/\P47|-|1Z1|\|9 \/\/17|-| 4 pH3LL0\/\/ R0B07 \/\/|-|0 15 0pH 4 L3553R /\/\0D3L 7|-|4|\| |-|3, b3(4U53 R0B0_4|\|D'/ (4|\| 47 L3457 5P34|< 1|\| (L34R \/\/0RD5.

ROBO_ANDY DOES NOT "KISS" PEOPLE. ONE HAS TO SPEAK IN CAPS TO BE IN THE ALLIANCE.
ROBO_ANDY IS SYMPATHIZING WITH A FELLOW ROBOT WHO IS OF A LESSER MODEL THAN HE, BECAUSE ROBO_ANDY CAN AT LEAST SPEAK IN CLEAR WORDS.

@ NS: ROBO_ANDY APPROVES OF THIS PLAN.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WOULD VOLUNTEER TO TRANSLATE NS'S DIALECT, BUT HE CANNOT USE THE 'QUOTE' FUNCTION.
ROBO_ANDY CONSULTED THE FIFTH RULE AND LOGICALLY DETERMINED THAT A PR CHAIN, AS OUTLINED BY SPYREX, WOULD NOT BREAK THE RULE, AS IT DOES NOT INVOLVED REVEALING WHO GAVE WHO EACH PR.

@ NS: ROBO_ANDY WOULD HELP YOU BUT HE MUST SAVE HIS JERRY CANS FOR HIMSELF, AS HIS RIGHT LEG HAS JUST RUSTED.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY'S VOICE BOX HAS RUPTURED.

@ SPY: NO IT DOESN'T.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY DEDUCED THAT IF WE TRACK PRS FROM D1 TO D2 IT COULD WORK.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY VOLUNTEERS TO TRANSLATE.

ROBO_ANDY CANNOT DRINK RUM.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY CANNOT TRANSLATE. IT WOULD SURELY BREAK HIS RESTRICTION.

[Andrius]

REBOOTING...

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY IS NOW DONE REBOOTING. HE IS RUSTING HEAVILY THOUGH.

NACHO IS VERY "LEGIT" AS HUMANS SAY.

[Andrius]

Kerrigan can only use emotes? lol

[Andrius]

Kerrigan: For the purposes of communication: Happy face means yes, sad face means no.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY BEGS FORGIVENESS FOR NOT DOING CAPS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY SEES THE WISDOM DISPLAYED IN MOTHRAX'S LAST POST.

ROBO_ANDY HAS AN IDEA: HOW ABOUT WE LYNCH SOME SCUM. THEN IT WILL BE NP, THEN DP. NEW PRS ARE GIVEN D2, SO.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY LOOKS AT KISE APPROVINGLY, AND GIVES HIM A TOP HAT.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY THINKS THAT SAINTKERRIGAN'S PR IS WORSE THAN NS'S.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY'S POST RESTRICTION CHANGES AFTER A SET NUMBER OF POSTS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDRIUS AGREES WITH KERRIGAN. IF ROBO_ANDY HAD A HEART HE WOULD FEEL PITY FOR KERRIGAN.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN GIVEN MPR'S RESTRICTION.

AND SAYING THAT HAYLEN'S PR WAS GIVEN TO HER BY ANIMORPHERV1 IS WIFOM.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY THINKS THAT SPYREX IS A GENIUS FOR DOING THAT.

ROBO_ANDY HAS POSTED OVER 1/4 OF THE TOTAL NUMBER OF POSTS. HIS POST RESTRICTION IS SOMEWHAT BEARABLE NOW.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY'S POSTS ARE LIMITED TO 50 WORDS ATM, SO.

IF ALL THE FELLOW AUTOMATONS CLAIM POST RESTRICTIONS D1, AND THEN D2, AND THEN D3, WE WILL ACHIEVE SOME TYPE OF MAP. THEN WE CAN SEE WHERE THE HARD PRS PASS TO.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY CONTINUES HIS LINE:

AND WE CAN SEE WHO IS AVOIDING THEM, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. HOWEVER, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TRACE THEM TO THEIR ORIGINAL MAKER THOUGH.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY REASSERTS THAT PEOPLE CLAIMING THE PRS THAT THEY HAVE EACH DAY IS WITHIN THE RULES. ONLY CLAIMING WHAT PR YOU

GAVE

IS FORBIDDEN.

ROBO_ANDY IS STARTING TO HATE HIS 50 WORD POST CAP.

[Andrius]

ANI: LOOK AT ROBO_ANDY'S POST ABOVE YOURS. MHMM.

PHAEN: ROBO_ANDY IS CONFUSED THAT YOU DID NOT ASK HIM WHY HE

STARTED THE ALLIANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

.

HAYLEN: ROBO_ANDY SUGGESTS SHE READS THE RULES TO SEE THE CONSEQUENCES.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY ACKNOWLEDGES PHAEN'S POINT AS LOGICAL.

ROBO_ANDY HAS SHORT-CIRCUIT'D BECAUSE HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT M=W IS TRYING TO SAY IN THE LAST LINE.

[Andrius]

DECIPHERING NS'S POST...

<<i still don't know if i've been accepted into the alliance. i will post huge walls of text if you people keep ignoring me. your eyeballs will bleeeeeeed. >>

M=W THE SMURF AND |\|$ CAN JOIN. WHY NOT.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY HAS DEDUCED THAT THE AUTOMATONS SHOULD FIRST MAKE SURE EVERYONE CAN POST IN A DECIPHERABLE MANNER. (AKA, KERRIGAN, NS, M=W)

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY IS CONFUSED OVER SETH'S "~HAUU". SETH IS A WOLF? Y/N.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY IS CONFUSED. THAT SEEMS TO BE A WEAK POST RESTRICTION.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY ASKS: DO WE PASS THE PRS WE

MADE

OR THE PRS WE

HAVE

EACH NIGHT?

[Andrius]

Seth is surprised. Seth doesn't think that it is a weak post restriction. Seth thinks that Smurf Man is annoying. ~Hauu.

ROBO_ANDY SAYS IT IS WEAK BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SAY "~HAUU". IT IS EASY COMPARED TO 1337-SPEAK AND MINE.

[Andrius]

Seth is confused about all this talkg about passing and making. ~Hauu.

ROBO_ANDY WOULD EXPLAIN IT, BUT ATM HE CAN ONLY DO 50 WORDS A POST, SO HE WILL TELL SETH TO READ THE RULES SINCE ROBO_ANDY CANNOT EXPLAIN IT WITHOUT MULTI-POSTING.

[Andrius]

Post restrictions are rotated every night. In fact, you have a say in who gets your post restriction.

ROBO_ANDY SEES THAT IT GOES BY THE MAKER OF THE PR, NOT THE HOLDER OF THE PR. THE MAFIA WILL BE ABLE TO PASS THEIR PRS ALONG AT WILL.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY POINTS PHAEN TO THE POST ABOVE HIS FOR THE ANSWERS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY POINTS PHAEN TO THE POST ABOVE HIS FOR THE ANSWERS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY COULD NOT QUOTE THE WHOLE RULE WITHOUT BREAKING HIS RESTRICTION. GO READ RULE #3 AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

[Andrius]

Also, I think that NS, MPR, and Andy should def. pass the PRs to scumsuspects as they seem to be pretty extreme...

ROBO_ANDY DOES NOT CONSIDER HIS PR TO BE BAD. JUST A TAD TEDIOUS UNTIL YOU PASS 25 POSTS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY CANNOT RESPOND TO THIS MANY POSTS IN 50 WORDS. PREPARE FOR MULTI-POSTING.

[Andrius]

STRANGER_COUG SAYS WE PASS PRS THAT WE HAVE. I'D BE WILLING TO TAKE NOBODY SPECIAL'S, I GUESS.
ROBO_ANDY WOULD MAKE A GOOD NEWS REPORTER THOUGH. (NACHO)

[Andrius]

animorpherv1 (3): Zajnet, Twomz

ERROR ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[Andrius]

@ LONGING: DOES YOUR POST RESTRICTION HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BEING ALL LOVEY-DOVEY TO ME?

BECAUSE I LOVE ANDRIUS FOR BEING AWESOME

[Andrius]

animorpherv1 (3): Zajnet

ERROR ERROR!

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY IS STARTING TO HATE HIS RUSTY SITUATION.
PERHAPS A JERRY CAN IS IN ORDER...

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY IS WONDERING IF KISE IS A GRAMMAR NAZI.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY POINTS OUT THAT WE HAVE A 3 PERSON MAFIA. RAYFROST KICKED THE CAN.

SO YOU'RE LIKE AN ENGLISH TEACHER. LOLOL

ROBO_ANDY HAS ALSO DEDUCED THAT LONGING MUST USE THE WORD "LOVE" IN EACH POST.

[Andrius]

@ NACHO: LINK IS ABOUT LONGING? ROBO_ANDY GOOFED ON HIS PR IN THE BEGINNING. --;

@ KISE: NOT A PROBLEM. GLAD TO SEE THE VIG ISN'T RUSTY LIKE SOME AUTOMATONS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHEN THE CLAIM WILL HAPPEN, SO HE CAN USE HIS OIL CAN TO REMOVE THE RUST, AND BE ABLE TO POST MORE THAN 50 WORDS A POST.

[Andrius]

@ PIE: ROBO_ANDY ONLY HAS A SET AMOUNT OF OIL CANS. USING ONE REMOVES HIS RUST AND RESETS HIS RESTRICTION. SO IM SAVING THEM FOR WHEN I NEED TO MAKE A BIG POST.

@ SPYREX: ROBO_ANDY THINKS MPR WAS EXPECTING YOU TO QUOTE THE "BOOTY" FOR "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID".

[Andrius]

@ KISE, ANYONE: ROBO_ANDY FORGOT TO BOOT UP HIS A.I. FOR THE FIRST COUPLE POSTS, WHICH WOULD HAVE BROKEN MY P.R. HAD HE NOT MADE AMENDS. BASICALLY, MY FIRST COUPLE POSTS WERE ROBO_ANDY FAILING TO FOLLOW HIS P.R.

[Andrius]

CONT'D: ROBO_ANDY'S P.R. CHANGES ON

MY

NUMBER OF POSTS.

STATIC: ROBO_ANDY MUST TALK LIKE A ROBOT, AND MUST SPEAK IN CAPS. /DONE

FOR THE FIRST 5 POSTS I CANNOT QUOTE.

[Andrius]

CONT'D 2:

EBWOP: AFTER THE FIRST 5 POSTS ROBO_ANDY CANNOT QUOTE.
AFTER THE FIRST 10 ROBO_ANDY CANNOT USE ANY GIVEN LETTER MORE THAN 1O TIMES PER POST.
AFTER 15 I CANNOT POST MORE THAN 200 WORDS.
AFTER 20 I CANNOT POST MORE THAN 50 WORDS.
EFFECTS DO NOT STACK.

[Andrius]

CONT'D 3:

ROBO_ANDY HAS 2 OIL CANS THAT HE CAN USE TO RESET HIS POST COUNT.

ROBO_ANDY CONSIDERS THIS TO BE A FUN RESTRICTION, BUT A TAD TEDIOUS EARLY ON.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED SO THAT ANDRIUS CAN PLAY TO HIS POST RESTRICTION. ANDRIUS DEEMED IT NECESSARY TO CREATE A ROBOT TO BEST LIVE UP TO HIS P.R.

[Andrius]

Someone thought that would be fun?

ROBO_ANDY SAYS THAT IT IS NOT BAD, JUST TEDIOUS WITH SOME OF THE LIMITATIONS.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY THINKS THAT HIS PR SHOULD GO TO A SEEMINGLY TOWN PLAYER, AS THE 50 WORD LIMITATION IS SOMETHING SCUM WOULD LIKE.

THOUGH WE CAN MONITOR THIS. IN ORDER TO USE AN OIL CAN ROBO_ANDY HAS TO POST A CERTAIN PHRASE, SO.

[Andrius]

@ BUNNY: READ RULE #5. YOUR POST #269 IS ASKING FOR A MODKILL. YOU CANNOT REVEAL WHO YOU GAVE YOUR PR TO.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WOULD LIKE TO ASK WHERE HE MADE THE MISTAKE.

[Andrius]

@ KISE: ROBO_ANDY CANNOT CONFIRM KISE FOR THE MISHAP BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN WORSE SCUM GAMBITS IN THE HISTORY OF MAFIA. SO YEAH. ROBO_ANDY IS BEING CAREFUL.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WONDERS THAT THE ODDS ARE OF THE SCUM GIVING A PR TO A SCUMBUDDY/ SK.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY SUGGESTS THAT WE ALL GET THE PR-CLAIMING AND ORGANIZING THE ROTATION OUT OF THE WAY QUICKLY, SO WE CAN FOCUS ON LYNCHING SCUM/SERIAL KILLERS.

[Andrius]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SCUMBUDDIES CANNOT PASS PRS TO SCUMBUDDIES. ROBO_ANDY VAGUELY REMEMBERS READING IT IN THE RULES, BUT HIS CIRCUITBOARD IS BURNING.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY THANKS PHAEN FOR NOT BEING LAZY LIKE ROBO_ANDY.
ROBO_ANDY'S EXCUSE IS THAT HE IS TOO RUSTY. *NODS*

[Andrius]

DEAD PEOPLE ARE DEAD! WTF!

August First, 2010. Two Quirkytown residents were found dead. People are sad. Especially for The Longing, who spent all of yesterday complimenting other people and loving them. Both dead people were members of the ALLIANCE.

ROBO_ANDY IS TEH MISSING!

ROBO_ANDY, the automaton that was constructed by Andrius, has suddenly disappeared. After two members of his ALLIANCE disappeared and turned up dead, ROBO_ANDY said something about going to "terminate a Terminator" and walked away into the sunset.

Quirkytown BLAHBLAH Convention

Last night the semi-daily semi-not-daily Quirkytown BlahBlah was held in Andrius' Breadcrumb Bakery (see Andrius' wiki for locations and hours), where residents of Quirkytown developed strange new speech patterns. Members SpyreX and Andrius were drinking, and failed to send in their official ballots for the passing of PRs.

Meh+Rawr HAS A TOUNGUE. WTF.

The Quirkytown community was stunned when MPR joined the group... SPEAKING.

[Andrius]

UBER DEDUCTION SKILLZ!! OMG!!

8/1/2010
The citizens of Q-Town are now attempting to figure out the complex mess of PRs. Nobody Special, the person, and SaintKerrigan haven't shown up today, so we can only hope that they are able to speak a bit easier.

(This edition of the QUIRKER is sponsored by the Quirkytown Haiku Club!)

OMG TEH ZoMBIES ARE ATTACKING! OMG OMG OMG

8/1/2010
The Longing's body was seen today, talking in haiku. While the zombie bore no ill will, some of Q-Town's residents vomited at seeing the dead body move- clearly un-natural.

SAINTKERRIGAN HAS A PARROT

8/1/2010 Self-centered Andrius, editor of this paper, would like to draw attention to the fact that SK's parrot is named after him. <3

ARMAGEDDON IMMiNENT?!?!?

8/1/2010 The ZOMBIE body of The Longing spoke- which might draw a modkill for revealling who she gave her PR to. The citizens wait for the judge's ruling...

[Andrius]

ARMAGEDDON AVOIDED

NO FIERY BALLS FROM HEAVEN. PEOPLE REJOICE. THE EDITOR IS GOING DRINKING NOW. LOLOLOLOLOL

[Andrius]

BREAKING NEWS: THE LONGING IS A BOY ZOMBIE

After some people commenting, including the zombie itself, it turns out that The Longing was, in fact, male.

MISSING PERSONS REPORT:

Animorpherv1, who has taken over recording post restrictions, has listed the PRs still missing. Notable ones are the 1334 speak, SK's speak-in-quotes, ROBO_ANDY, and Kise's grammatically correct p.r.

UPDATE TO MISSING PERSONS:

SK's speak-in-quotes has been found. Twomz has it.

[Andrius]

Zajnet confuses people.

Zajnet talks to Andy about a "list", but Andy is unsure of what "list" he means.
If Zajnet is referring to the list of people who we pass PRs to, I forgot to make one. -_-

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY MEETS EXTREME MAKEOVER

In a shocking turn of events, ROBO_ANDY has returned to us, with a pie glued to his face.

Inflatapie, its not too bad. The first 5 posts aren't too bad, then you just have to survive until you pass 25 posts. Then you make posts under 50 words. Not too hard there.

[Andrius]

MOTHRAX INFECTED BY THE 1334 /\/\0|\|$734!

Translation: ""well crap, this sucks... still v/la, but confirming pr here... thanks ns... ""

But seriously.

NOBODY SPECIAL:

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT WILLINGLY GIVE MOTHRAX THE 1334 SPEAK!?

I get the distinct feeling there is scum in NS/mothrax; for the way the PR passed between them.

[Andrius]

Zajnet contracts AIDS!!

Only joking. Zajnet questions Andy.

Ugh. So i tried to explain myself and I got nowhere. :/ It made sense earlier... :\

Andrius is confused! Andrius hurts itself in its own confusion.

[Andrius]

ANDY CLAIMS NK-IMMUNE MILLER VIG

LOLJK

I remember you saying that, NS. Completely slipped my mind.

[Andrius]

PHAEN AND ANDY ARE SAME PERSON?!?

Its basically like playing monopoly with my 8 year old cousins. You know how they get bored and they start giving properties away to eachother in exchange for pieces of gum and they're STILL beating me soundly? That's when you know the game has about as much quality as a cheap plastic hanger.

Except this is Andrius playing War on Terror, trading nukes for food at 11pm. lol

[Andrius]

Animorpherv1 is not amazing

Voting No-Lynch is baaad. We need activity and scumhunting.

[Andrius]

SHIT HITS THE FAN! SLANDER ABOUNDS

Personally, I feel that the D1 modkill completely threw this game off-track. I feel as if we're back at D1, without RVS to move us along...

With that in mind, I'm going back to revisit RVS in the hopes of getting things moving:

Vote: Nobody Special

for getting lynched in Harry Potter Mafia.

[Andrius]

Egads- corruption!

Andrius, reporter for the not-so efficient newspaper, was been had! The post restriction makes us (Nacho, me) post in bold headlines that aren't true. The article can be true, headlines cannot. So that may explain some of the more tabloid-ish articles.

[Andrius]

BREAKING NEWS: TWOMZ'S TONGUE IS MISSING!

Twomz cannot speak, other than pointing at other people's words and jumping up and down, waving his arms.

Vote: MPR

Because you can't be a cool Town PR in all the games we're in.

[Andrius]

Hmm.... I have an idea.

If you have one of the "harder" Post Restrictions (like the ROBO and only quotes) IMO, you should pass them to people who you think are scummy.

Example:

There are 5 Players, and you are Player E. In order, you think that D is most scummy, followed by B, then A and C is the most town.

Your list would be:

Player D
Player B
Player A
Player C

I have more ideas, if anyone asks, but I like Pie's thing. It makes sense.

unvote, vote NS

Oh yeah. Let's just pass the hard PRs to the scum so they can't talk and can't scumslip more often.
That's a great idea ani.
That's like, brilliant.

Unvote, Vote: Ani

[Andrius]

OOPS.

^for that one:

ANI IS A MONKEY

For this one:

PAPER HIT THE STANDS WITHOUT A HEADLINE! EGADS

[Andrius]

SELF SACRIFICING FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND

Feel free to put the worst PRs on me; I'm serius.

[Andrius]

DISENFRANCHISEMENT FOR EX-ROBOTS

VOTE COUNT
animorpherv1 (1): Phaen, Andrius

Ex-Robots are being disenfranchised, and hated upon.

WE DEMAND SUFFRAGE.

[Andrius]

SMURFS ARE ANNOYING

That is all.

Ani needs to post more in all his games. >_>

[Andrius]

Government of Quirkytown is rounding up smurfs

But seriously. At least we can READ 1334 speak. You can't read smurf shit.
We need to get rid of it. NOW.

Tune in next time to hear me rap Eminem.

[Andrius]

We need to get rid of it. NOW.

W/e. Smurf me like Nacho and the mafia smurfed. It's smurf to try and scumsmurf with all these smurf smurfictions anyway.

ANDY CLAIMS LYNCHER ON WHOEVER HAS SMURF P.R.

NOT REALLY. LOL
BUT THAT PR IS PISSING ME OFF. GRRRR

[Andrius]

WANT ADS: TRANSLATOR FOR SMURF-SPEAK

Position Filled by: Phaen.

STILL WANTED: SCUM TO LYNCH D2

[Andrius]

SMURFS MUST BE KILLED AT ALL COSTS

I know of a way to get rid of any PR we want, but it involves a sacrifice, so. >_>

[Andrius]

ANDY DOES NOT SPEAK SMURF

Andy cannot understand what Kise is saying. >_>

[Andrius]

ANDRIUS IS WEARING A YELLOW SHIRT

Its actually safety green, which is pretty much neon yellow. >_>

Robo_Pie should avoid the modkill. I failed to follow the PR for my first 3 posts and did fine, so.

Why smurf on this smurf 2 and not smurf 1?

And if this was to me, regarding getting rid of a PR, it would involve a town sacrifice, so. :/
Or we can lynch you here, so.

[Andrius]

ANDRIUS IS DEAD

V/LA from today to Monday night.

I don't think I'll have internet where I'm going, so.

[Andrius]

ANDY IS BACK.

Someone drop the hammer plzkthx.

And feel free to give me a bad PR tonight. I'll take it for the team.

[Andrius]

There we go.
Sorry Ex-Mason Buddy MPR. <3
At least the cat PR is gone.

[Andrius]

EBWOP:

HALLELUJAH! CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST!

For the post above.

THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED

For this post.

[Andrius]

ATTN: SPYREX

SpyreX, you want my PR?

[Andrius]

*cuddles up with Twomz and purrs*

*takes a kitty-leak on NS's body*

[Andrius]

*coughs up a fur-ball on Kise*

[Andrius]

*kitty-scratches Kise's face*

[Andrius]

*Kitty_Andy does googly-eyes*

Vote: Haylen

*growl*

[Andrius]

*curls into a ball and sleeps*

[Andrius]

Yarr, I be talkin' aboot tha other thing ye said lad.

Thank you Twomz for giving me a scum win in another SC game!

This be what I referrin ta.

*hisses at Ani and coughs up furballs all over his dinner*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy cuddles with Phaen*

[Andrius]

*waves at Kerrigan*

*is useless*

[Andrius]

*purrs, and stalks off for some mice*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy is still sleeping, curled up in a ball, as he is useless*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy:
walks by animorpherv1,
growls at Haylen,
purrs at InflataPie,
walks by Kise,
purrs at Nachomamma8,
purrs at Phaen,
purrs at SaintKerrigan,
walks by seth,
purrs at Twomz,
walks by Zajnet*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy is playing with a lightbulb*

Vote: Zajnet

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy curls up at Twomz's feet*
*sleeping*

[Andrius]

*Parrot_Andy purrs*

[Andrius]

*purrs and waits for mod scene*

*coughs up hairball*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy counts six votes on Zajnet*

*Kitten_Andy rolls his eyes at Ani*

[Andrius]

*Kitten_Andy is ashamed*

[Andrius]

*Kitty_Andy meows and goes back to sleep*

[Andrius]

*meow*

[Andrius]

So I was going to propose a massclaim, but since we're down to 6:1 its not as necessary.
I'm still open to a massclaim, BTW.

Thank you StrangerCoug, for unlocking the thread!

[Andrius]

Actually, no massclaim. All Cops are dead, Mason is in hiding, and Docs/Vigs should keep quiet.

[Andrius]

Thank you SC, for being vigilant.

And yes, that's my first one.

[Andrius]

Thanks Ani for EBWOP'ing!

Naw, Twomz, we're not going to purposefully mislynch.

I'm leaning Ani, from the Haylen/Ani obv_connection.

[Andrius]

Thank you, SaintKerrigan, for swearing!

@ Phaen: Does GMU stand for Doc or something else? (Answer with one "Smurf" for Doc, and Two "Smurf"s for mason, three for else.)

[Andrius]

Thank you, SaintKerrigan, for being angry and emo.

Ok. Obviously the Docs [?] and Vig are going to stay silent.

Phaen, there is mason because The Longing flipped a Mason. There's one more. Whether we want him to claim or not is up for discussion.

[Andrius]

There's no smurf in the George Mason University smurfing either unless they're about to be smurfed.

Translation: There's no [point] in the GMU [claiming] either unless they're about to be [lynched].
I think I'm right here .

Geez, both large theme games I'm in require translation of other people's posts.

Thanks for having a cuddly-looking avatar, Phaen!

[Andrius]

Thank you Twomz for the colors in your post!

Also, you're not getting me lynched, so back off. I have status as head of the Alliance, so.

I'm still leaning Ani for the play today. I voted Zajnet yesterday because someone (Kise maybe??) dropped something I thought was a Cop-tell. It wasn't. >_>

I might go ISO seth and hope to dig something up... :/

[Andrius]

seth made 9 posts.
Am I seeing things, or is there a crumb in seth's last post?

Vote: Animorpherv1

[Andrius]

THANK YOU SETH FOR POSTING 9 POSTS.

[Andrius]

GAH.

Thank you Phaen for using proper nouns in the smurf thing. (For the post I forgot to have a thank you in.)

Thank you Nacho for being active and posting. (For this post.)

Whew.

[Andrius]

Thank you ani, for trying to rule the world with a rock.

Yeah, Mmhmm.

[Andrius]

Thank you, Ani, for abusing my weaknesses. >_>

[Andrius]

Thank you seth, for being useless as Cop!

Yeah really. >_> Oh well.
ITS WORTH A SHOT THOUGH. >:)
We all know how much Ani loves non-town roles.

[Andrius]

Thank you Nacho, for multi-posting and making me look less bad in comparison.

Sorry about the PR though. Give it to me tonight; I'll take it.

I can dig a Kise lynch though. Him and Ani need to go.

[Andrius]

Thank you Nacho, for using emotes.

BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY. ARE MY READS CORRECT OR WHAT? I AM SORRY BUT YOU ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND. (OBV)

Wait. If you're trying to call me scum for wanting your PR:
1) You just called me town a couple posts ago
2) Its for the good of the town.

PREDIT:
ANI NEEDS TO DIE. [/clarification]

[Andrius]

Thank you Twomz for being helpful with Nacho's PR.

All possible Cops are dead, Twomz. There was a max of 2, and they are dead.

And I'm pretty sure I was voting Ani for last votecount, but no big deal.

Unvote, Vote: Kise

[Andrius]

Thank you Nacho for thanking Twomz via me.

You vote me and I'll get you lynched.

[Andrius]

That's not exactly a threat, BTW.

[Andrius]

Thank you SaintKerrigan, for being as charming as ever.

AND WTF with all the quotes about people being confused over 3/4 mafioso and the noticing of the Vig. Sheesh. Its making me sick.

[Andrius]

Arrm Kise, I be saying that if we ant, we can lynch Andrius today.

animorpherv1, you cannot lynch me today.

Kise, are you trying to get me to claim or are you showing how I want the mason to claim?

Thank you ani for being st00pid. You don't lynch alliance members, dummy.

[Andrius]

WAIT.

I think I know what Kise is getting at.
(Thank you, Kise, for doing that.)

I'm the last Mason. I'm The Longing's best friend.
Kise is getting himself lynched to prevent the vig from killing him tonight.

I think he got the hint that I was mason, and was trying to get me to out myself to do 2 things:
1) Avoid the Vig from NKing me
2) Draw the Scum NK away from the Vig

We have 7 ppl now.
6 after the lynch.
Scum will kill once, Vig too.
Scum will either:
1) kill me for no confirmed townies
2) attempt to kill the Vig

Which means D5 we'll be at:
4 townies with: (assuming scum isn't NK'd N4)
1) Mason, Vig (scum try and miss the Vig) UBER win for town, as if we mislynch Vig just kills the last mafioso, mafia kills Vig, I survive and win for town. GG.
2) Vig (I'm NK'd) Vig prompts massclaim, they lynch, scum and Vig NK > townie alive, GG.
3) Mason (Vig is killed by scum in lucky shot) we hit MyLo with a confirmed mason. We lynch scum. GG.

This really depends on how risky the last scum wants to be. If he's not a risk-taker then he'll kill the mason. If he is then he'll try for the vigilante. If he misses, we win. If hits the vig, its a closer game, but town still wins.

We have this game in the bag. Vig, you must shoot tonight. The scum RB is dead. We're good.

And Twomz, Ani, I'm the Mason. THAT's why you aren't going to lynch me, suckas.

[Andrius]

Arr, I understand now, Andrius, but, for some confirmation, me and my parrot wants to know

one thing

[ TL said in the mason QT. She was dead at daybreak, not Nightfall ,me matey.

You're asking me to quote something from the Mason QT? I'm pretty sure that's against the rules (I almost got mod-killed in Harry Potter Mafia for even mentioning the existance of a Mason QT).

Thank you, animorpherv1, for continuing the parrot thing with the pirate PR.

[Andrius]

You want confirmation? Go see how The Longing acted around me D1. (First 2 pages.) I was freaking out when I saw the blatant buddying. >_> I was convinced I was going to be the NK on N2, after The Longing's murder.

Thank you, The Longing, for being my best friend!

[Andrius]

NO OUTING THE VIG.
BAAAAAD. IF WE FOLLOW MY PLAN WE WIN.
NO OUTING OF THE VIG OR ANY OTHER PRS.
NO NO NO NO NO.

Thank you Nacho, for provoking me into CAPS LOCK time.

[Andrius]

Thanks Nacho, for the link to the smileys site.

[Andrius]

[Andrius]

Thank you, Nacho, for being V/LA this weekend! (Running out of things to say...)

But look at the scumteam. RayFrost was dead N0. Nobody Special wouldn't be able to play that smart as scum. (On-going game) but still. He could play MUCH better as scum if he tried. lol

[Andrius]

Thank you, Ani, for voting Kise.

V/LA Saturday/Sunday.

[Andrius]

Yarrrr. BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE. DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ' A PIRATE IS FREE; YOU ARE A PIRATE.

So yarr. Any scallywags gonna' Counter-Claim?

[Andrius]

Yarr you yellowbelly. SHUT THE F*** UP. MASSCLAIM STARTS NOW.

ANI CLAIMS VIG.
I CLAIM MASON-PIRATE.
KERRIGAN/TWOMZ CLAIM NOW OR WALK THE PLANK.

ANI, NO POSTIN' OR YE' WALK THE PLANK.

[Andrius]

NO LYNCH

ANI AND TWOMZ, VIG EACH OTHER TONIGHT (WALK THE PLANKS).

DO IT FOR A GUARANTEED PIRATE_WIN.

WE PIRATES WIN IF YOU DO THIS.

YARR

[Andrius]

YOU YELLOWBELLIES NO LYNCH WITH ME SO THIS PIRATE SHIP CAN WIN.

*PARROT_NACHO EATS CHIPS*

[Andrius]

TWOMZ, IF YOU ARE SCUM I WILL LAUGH ME' HEARTY' BELLY' OFF.

IF THERE BE ANY DOCTORS OUT THERE,

DO NOT PROTECT TONIGHT

.

[Andrius]

YARR THIS HERE GAME IS GONNA BE A TOWN WIN. HOIST THE JOLLY ROGER NACHO; WE'VE GOT A SCUMGROUP TO WALK THE PLANK YARR HARR HARR.

[Andrius]

YARR HARR YOU ARE A PIRATE

[Andrius]

NO MOAR POSTIN' YE' YELLOW-BELLIES UNLESS YE BE VOTING "NO LYNCH".

[Andrius]

YARR. TOWN WINS.

ANI, TWOMZ, KILL EACH OTHER PLEASE.
SAINTKERRIGAN, DO NOT DO ANYTHIN' AT ALL.
JOIN ME IN THE CAPTAINS CABIN FOR SOME RUM.

[Andrius]

ERR, THIS PIRATE CAPTAIN STILL HAS ROOM IN HIS BLACKHEART FOR TWOMZ, EVEN IF HE IS SCUM.

[Andrius]

YARR. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YE' BE SAYIN' THERE TWOMZ.

OH.

VOTE: NO LYNCH

[Andrius]

HOORAY! I win against Twomz in s StrangerCoug game!
But I'm stuck with Kerrigan...
Great game everyone, and I enjoyed it much!

Scum was screwed once the RB died and the SK died. They couldn't win unless they killed the Vigilante, and we won as long as we followed my plan and the Vig wasn't dead.

[Andrius]

I feel like a failure. I never vigged a single mafia other than obv Twomz at endgame.

And I was going to kill Twomz, if Phaen and SK didn't stop posting...

Did you kill TheLonging?

[Andrius]

@Andrius:

Yes. I had next to nothingto go on, and went on an early D1 Hunch.

Ok. I was just surprised that scum didn't try to hunt me down earlier. I thought it was fairly obvious, from TL's play D1, that I was buddy #1.

[Andrius]

Andrius is looking pretty protown, but I dunno if it's a PR protown or not, what do y'all think?

Yeah, I was pretty sure I wasn't going to make it to D2... but you proved me wrong.

[Andrius]

I approve of RayFrost's PR. <3 Lots of fun IMO.