Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

jmj3000 · Post Post #6 (isolation #0) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:29 pm

Cybele did one of these a while back. Here it is. He ended up abandoning it though. /in

jmj3000 · Post Post #42 (isolation #1) » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:35 pm

I am a network analyst, who spends most of his free time playing video games on his wii and kinect, so he is not out of shape. Thats pretty much it.

jmj3000 · Post Post #67 (isolation #2) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:31 am

Action: I look around for anything I can use as a weapon.

jmj3000 · Post Post #86 (isolation #3) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:01 am

Action: Attempt to remove the bear trap

jmj3000 · Post Post #97 (isolation #4) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:17 am

action: resume my search for weapons that I can use

Also, may I ask why a liquor store had a bear trap in the first place?

jmj3000 · Post Post #101 (isolation #5) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Free action: Ask "Why in the world would a liquor store have an armed bear trap behind the counter?"

(God, I feel like I am back to playing D&D, saying free action)

In case people try to steal the liquor. Especially if you roll a one. And you were looking for a weapon. So the owner obliged.

jmj3000 · Post Post #115 (isolation #6) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:48 am

For the love of-

action: look for something to defend myself with

Freaking ones

jmj3000 · Post Post #138 (isolation #7) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:55 am

WTH? I posted before I thougt.

Action: Search for more ammo for my shotgun, with buckshot being the priority, then birdshot, then more slugs

jmj3000 · Post Post #141 (isolation #8) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:00 am

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
drmyshottyizsik wrote:yes I am awesome and will succeed

Can he die in a horrible blazing inferno?

Possibly, I think, maybe, depending on the mods.

jmj3000 · Post Post #152 (isolation #9) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:05 pm

Action: Look under the counter for an ammo box

jmj3000 · Post Post #193 (isolation #10) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:23 pm

Action: Go to the front door and get ready to run out.

jmj3000 · Post Post #237 (isolation #11) » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:21 am

Undo my action
New action; Load as any shells as my shotgun will hold, hen open the door and run to the church

jmj3000 · Post Post #260 (isolation #12) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:56 pm

Action: Clear the chamber of the jam as I run towards the church (after opening the door of course)

jmj3000 · Post Post #342 (isolation #13) » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:22 pm

Action: Look for a window to get in through

Some churches have windows.

jmj3000 · Post Post #373 (isolation #14) » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:10 pm

Action: Clear area in front of door of zombies

jmj3000 · Post Post #387 (isolation #15) » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:49 pm

Action: Reload my shotgun with any ammo I have left

jmj3000 · Post Post #396 (isolation #16) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:16 pm

Luckily, I am right handed.

Carefully load the shotgun with any ammo I have left in the ammo bag that will fit.

jmj3000 · Post Post #417 (isolation #17) » Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:02 pm

Action: Switch hands and attempt to load the shotgun again.

jmj3000 · Post Post #421 (isolation #18) » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:41 pm

Action: Look around the church, looking for a safe way out, like a passage in the basement.

jmj3000 · Post Post #436 (isolation #19) » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:59 am

Action: Lead everyone to the storm systems

jmj3000 · Post Post #455 (isolation #20) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:38 am

Wait, why is chess leading when I said I was leading everyone into the storm drains and he explicitly said he was following?

jmj3000 · Post Post #457 (isolation #21) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:53 am

Yeah, I was just confused as to how he had jumped to the lead.

Action: climb up to the manhole and listen to see if there are zombies above us.

jmj3000 · Post Post #466 (isolation #22) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:06 pm

Because the other 5 of us had already posted our actions.

jmj3000 · Post Post #483 (isolation #23) » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:09 pm

Action: Climb out and survey the area.

jmj3000 · Post Post #493 (isolation #24) » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:09 am

Mist7676 wrote:Inb4 chops off ass and throws it in the storm drains.

lol

Action: remove manhole cover so those following me can get out

jmj3000 · Post Post #519 (isolation #25) » Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:52 pm

Action: Look for a place to scavenge food and ammo from, then attempt to scavenge

jmj3000 · Post Post #544 (isolation #26) » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:12 am

Action: Go to another house and look for food and ammo to scavenge.

jmj3000 · Post Post #565 (isolation #27) » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:10 pm

Action: Search the house for ammo for any guns the group has, my shotgun being the priority

jmj3000 · Post Post #575 (isolation #28) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:44 pm

Kcdaspot wrote:
theplague42 wrote:
Klazam wrote:Any way i could get in the game?

Once somebody dies, yes. PM'ing Reecer6 now.
I'll give you 2:1 it's me

That means if I bet and you die, I win double my bet, right?

jmj3000 · Post Post #579 (isolation #29) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:32 pm

I fixed it.

jmj3000 · Post Post #582 (isolation #30) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:34 pm

Hmmm... Mods, what would happen if I put an out of game bet on kcdaspot dying next, what will happen?

jmj3000 · Post Post #584 (isolation #31) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:32 pm

Packbat wrote:
jmj3000 wrote:Hmmm... Mods, what would happen if I put an out of game bet on kcdaspot dying next, what will happen?

I can't speak for theplague42, but I would ignore it
almost
entirely.

Must... Resist... Temptation.

jmj3000 · Post Post #586 (isolation #32) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:43 pm

I am thinking.

jmj3000 · Post Post #597 (isolation #33) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:30 am

SONOFA-

Action: FIND MY DAMNED AMMO BAG!

jmj3000 · Post Post #630 (isolation #34) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:48 pm

DAMMIT!

Action: Search the house again, in case I missed something.

jmj3000 · Post Post #637 (isolation #35) » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:24 am

Zodiark13 wrote:Two fives in a row. Its Christmas.

ACTION:Try to activate latent psychic powers for later use.

Destined to fail.

jmj3000 · Post Post #668 (isolation #36) » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:03 am

Action: Find a flashlight

jmj3000 · Post Post #685 (isolation #37) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:19 am

chesskid3 wrote:Who has a -2 due to severe injury.
But the severly injured bobcat flyer doesn't have any minuses >_>

That you know of.

jmj3000 · Post Post #694 (isolation #38) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:46 pm

I am doing the honest thing and not meta-game.

Action: feel along with my hands for a flashlight, candle, book of matches, something.

jmj3000 · Post Post #740 (isolation #39) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:32 am

Action: Turn around and punch blindly at whoever attacked me

Also, do I still have my shotgun?

jmj3000 · Post Post #783 (isolation #40) » Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:32 pm

Action: Go upstairs to search for a medical kit.

jmj3000 · Post Post #802 (isolation #41) » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:19 pm

Action: Get up and look around at where I fell

jmj3000 · Post Post #828 (isolation #42) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:18 pm

Action: Stand up and get my bearings, using AV's help.

jmj3000 · Post Post #855 (isolation #43) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:33 am

Action: Find some wood and splint my broken hand

jmj3000 · Post Post #876 (isolation #44) » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:27 pm

Action: Climb out of the hole carefully, so as to not injure my hand anymore

jmj3000 · Post Post #882 (isolation #45) » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:25 pm

AurorusVox wrote:
THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

AV, don't play drunk

jmj3000 · Post Post #902 (isolation #46) » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:19 pm

Action: Yell for someone to help me out of here

jmj3000 · Post Post #926 (isolation #47) » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:48 am

Action: Climb out using the rope, but don't tie it around my waist.

jmj3000 · Post Post #945 (isolation #48) » Mon May 02, 2011 3:40 am

jmj3000 · Post Post #968 (isolation #49) » Thu May 05, 2011 1:31 pm

GUYS, DICE TAGS ARE BACK! *does happy jig*

jmj3000 · Post Post #976 (isolation #50) » Thu May 05, 2011 2:00 pm

Plauge, Pack, want to keep doing the rolls, or want us to and you write the flavor and all?

jmj3000 · Post Post #977 (isolation #51) » Thu May 05, 2011 2:04 pm

Also, I would like to point out that if you go and try to edit the post with the roll, it locks in your roll. Observe my post in the test thread, which kcda so kindly quoted.

jmj3000 · Post Post #979 (isolation #52) » Thu May 05, 2011 2:13 pm

I have no problem doing it either way. I like this way just as much as I like us rolling, it's all up to y'all how to run this.

jmj3000 · Post Post #989 (isolation #53) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:57 pm

chesskid3 wrote:>hyperspace

gtfo

so says the one with wings

jmj3000 · Post Post #1003 (isolation #54) » Fri May 06, 2011 7:46 am

Action: Look for something to splint my hand with

jmj3000 · Post Post #1005 (isolation #55) » Fri May 06, 2011 9:32 am

Do I still have my shotgun? And am I still in the house where my ammo bag mysteriously vanished?

jmj3000 · Fri May 06, 2011 10:23 am

Action: FIND MY DAMN AMMO BAG!

jmj3000 · Post Post #1012 (isolation #57) » Sat May 07, 2011 6:15 pm

FUCK YEAH GOT MY AMMO BACK!

Action: Carrying my bag slung over one shoulder and the shotgun over the other, look for more ammo.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1096 (isolation #58) » Tue May 17, 2011 4:51 pm

Hmmm... are the zombies in the shed or in the backyard?

jmj3000 · Post Post #1122 (isolation #59) » Thu May 19, 2011 6:36 pm

Action: LET'S KILL SOME ZOMBIES. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!

jmj3000 · Sun May 22, 2011 11:40 am

O_O I like my results.

Action: Go to the house next door and scour it for ammo.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1150 (isolation #61) » Mon May 23, 2011 6:58 pm

Action: BLAST SOME ZOMBIES

jmj3000 · Post Post #1175 (isolation #62) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:28 pm

OHSHI-

Action: Find a way out

jmj3000 · Post Post #1199 (isolation #63) » Tue May 31, 2011 4:33 pm

Go up stairs and claer the ground level

jmj3000 · Post Post #1216 (isolation #64) » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:09 pm

Go next door, searching the house for more ammo.

I will not run out of ammo.

jmj3000 · Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:16 pm

Search the house for a gun cabinet

Let me see if I can find some pistols.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1239 (isolation #66) » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:33 pm

jmj3000 · Post Post #1249 (isolation #67) » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:19 pm

Question: The combination lock, is it built into the safe itself or a combination lock that can be taken off?

jmj3000 · Post Post #1256 (isolation #68) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:17 pm

Damn. Hmmm...

Search the room for the combination

jmj3000 · Post Post #1266 (isolation #69) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:28 pm

DAMN! I need these guns.

Try as many slips as possible.

Probably made to throw burglars off.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1268 (isolation #70) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:19 pm

Whats impossible?

jmj3000 · Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:26 pm

Stupid lock

Leave the house, looking for a gun store

jmj3000 · Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:54 pm

Well fuck.

Fight my way to gun store

jmj3000 · Post Post #1306 (isolation #73) » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:33 pm

Run to the gun store in town

jmj3000 · Post Post #1324 (isolation #74) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:38 am

Phone post: Sorry, real life got in the way.

Look for way into gun store

jmj3000 · Post Post #1341 (isolation #75) » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:45 pm

Get out of the truck

jmj3000 · Post Post #1350 (isolation #76) » Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:43 pm

BLAST SOME ZOMBIES WITH MY BOOMSTICK

jmj3000 · Post Post #1364 (isolation #77) » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:53 am

Get into the gun shop

jmj3000 · Post Post #1378 (isolation #78) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:15 pm

Get ammo for my shotgun, then get a pistol somehow.

Make that my action for the next two rounds.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1393 (isolation #79) » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:32 am

Is the safe still open?

jmj3000 · Post Post #1397 (isolation #80) » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:29 am

Stick with the swcond half o fmy previous action then. (Get a pistol somehow.)

jmj3000 · Post Post #1414 (isolation #81) » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:19 am

Find mb53 so he can remove the trigger lock.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1425 (isolation #82) » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:53 pm

Search for more ammo.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1448 (isolation #83) » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:23 pm

Look for ammo

jmj3000 · Post Post #1460 (isolation #84) » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:03 pm

Don't let this peter out and die.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1462 (isolation #85) » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:34 pm

I have a close range, mid range, now I need a long range to be completely safe.

Final weapon search, looking for a rifle, preferably semi-auto, with ammo close by

jmj3000 · Post Post #1478 (isolation #86) » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:14 pm

In post 1476, Packbat wrote:jmj3000: 1jmj3000 does another sweep of the store, but fails to find the few remaining guns in the store. He gets ready to head outside again, but realizes he has misplaced his rifle and entire ammo supply.

Like hell I do.

FIND MY DAMN SHIT!

jmj3000 · Post Post #1496 (isolation #87) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:52 am

OH SHI-

BLOW THAT ZOMBIES HEAD CLEAN OFF ITS SHOULDERS

jmj3000 · Post Post #1503 (isolation #88) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:01 pm

To clarify, I am using my shotgun, not the pistol, to blow the zombies head off its shoulders.

jmj3000 · Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:12 pm

SHIT!

KILL THE ZOMBIE!

jmj3000 · Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:17 am

Kill that zombie by any means necessary short of dying myself

jmj3000 · Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:20 pm

Quick refresher on where I am please?

jmj3000 · Post Post #1586 (isolation #92) » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:33 pm

I could have sworn i had posted an action for last turn. RAGE at my laptop going down when it did.

No bolding, but caps locking so it is seen: GET DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE

jmj3000 · Post Post #1623 (isolation #93) » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:47 am

As a free action, LOOK AROUND AND TAKE STOCK OF MY SURROUNDINGS

All caps because I am on tablet

jmj3000 · Post Post #1628 (isolation #94) » Tue May 01, 2012 3:16 pm

Have I already seen the tower before?

jmj3000 · Post Post #1630 (isolation #95) » Wed May 02, 2012 5:01 pm

OK, good.

GET TO THE TOWER SAFELY

jmj3000 · Sat May 05, 2012 10:45 pm

RELOAD THE BERETTA AND RETURN FIRE

jmj3000 · Thu May 17, 2012 11:36 am

Shit.

RETRIEVE MY SHOTGUN.

Please be a five.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1663 (isolation #98) » Thu May 24, 2012 6:20 pm

I need some help, really really bad.

jmj3000 · Post Post #1668 (isolation #99) » Sat May 26, 2012 9:11 pm

In post 1667, Feirei wrote:I'm. So. Screwed.

jmj3000 · Mon May 28, 2012 2:30 pm

play dead

jmj3000 · Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:00 am

How many aliens are in the elevator with me?

jmj3000 · Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:45 am

CONTINUE PLAYING DEAD

Too many to try and surprise.

jmj3000 · Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:30 pm

Damn... I played dead TOO well...

Escape the Morgue

jmj3000 · Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:26 pm

Wait... How did I get the -1 again? I forgot how, and have just been playing on without considering it.

jmj3000 · Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:40 pm

GET HELP PATCHING MYSELF UP

jmj3000 · Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:40 pm

Wait for the alien to pass by, then choke it out.

jmj3000 · Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:29 am

In post 1762, izakthegoomba wrote:That sucks. Unless anyone has an amazing idea,

Get the fuck out of there

DICK!!!

Regain consciousness

jmj3000 · Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:30 pm

Someone give me CPR dammit

jmj3000 · Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:50 am

If I die, I am going to haunt every one of you.

jmj3000 · Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:04 pm

I still live? I STILL LIVE!!!

Quick recap please?

jmj3000 · Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:53 am

Alright, anything else?

jmj3000 · Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:12 am

My physical wellbeing? Can I be seen by the aliens?

jmj3000 · Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:44 pm

And I don't have any weapons or anything do i?

jmj3000 · Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:20 pm

Search for anything I can use in self-defense

jmj3000 · Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:26 pm

Escape

jmj3000 · Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:00 pm

In post 1915, Packbat wrote:The trio of survivors turns to flee. jmj3000 soon trips on somebody's foot and falls to the ground. The alien troopers move up and pin him down, guns pointed at his head. They chitter among themselves, apparently deciding what to do with the prisoner who apparently came back to life.

With the aliens distracted by jmj3000, izakthegoomba and AcRv manage to make it down the hallway and turn the corner. izakthegoomba sprints ahead and finds himself alone at the end of a hallway. The only door is locked.

Well shit.

How many aliens are surrounding me?

jmj3000 · Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:10 pm

Attempt to disarm on of the four aliens surrounding me

Might as well fight for my survival.

jmj3000 · Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:26 pm

Grab the gun and fire on all four of the aliens

Still going to fight all the way to the end.

jmj3000 · Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:42 pm

Free Action:

Say "Screw you alien scum", complete with stuttering from the shocks.

Still thinking about my actual action.

jmj3000 · Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:46 pm

Attempt to stand

jmj3000 · Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:38 pm

There is only one alien near me, right?

jmj3000 · Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:18 pm

No penalty to my rolls this round, right?

jmj3000 · Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:18 pm

Attempt to disarm this alien and command it to take me to its leader

jmj3000 · Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:24 pm

Follow the aliens commands

He has the weapon, thus he has the power.

jmj3000 · Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:37 pm

Fake fainting, then overpower the alien when his guard is down

jmj3000 · Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:38 pm

How long until his backup arrives?

jmj3000 · Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:42 am

Here is to hoping his backup doesn't arrive immediately.

Overpower the alien and take his weapon

jmj3000 · Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:57 pm

I'm one bad mofo.

Are there any doors on this hall?

jmj3000 · Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:43 pm

In post 2043, jmj3000 wrote:I'm one bad mofo.

Are there any doors on this hall?

jmj3000 · Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:46 pm

duck into the bunk room, taking care to leave the for as it is

jmj3000 · Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:01 pm

In post 2053, theplague42 wrote:
Before I forget, I'd like to say that this game began on this very day exactly two years ago. It has survived through blizzards, hurricanes, vacations, power outages, and even mod
laziness
forgetfulness, though many of the players have not been so lucky. I'd like to take a moment of silence for those who have been lost and only mostly forgotten.

bows head

I'd like to thank my co-mod, Packbat, for keeping me on task for so long, and to all of our players and replacements who have picked up the torch of humanity and refuse to give up without a fight.

And with no further ado, back to the game!

I CALL SHENANIGANS! There is absolutely no way I am the only original player left from day 1. No way in the world.

jmj3000 · Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:06 pm

In post 2055, AcRv wrote:I think that we can all learn from this - if you want to stand a chance, you need to be really good at playing dead.

Yes. This is true.

jmj3000 · Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:20 pm

Any other exits out of the bunk room?

jmj3000 · Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:26 pm

Hmm..

Attempt to feel along the wall silently for another door

Phone posting, can't bold

Added bold tags. -theplague42

jmj3000 · Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:24 pm

I'm still /in for this