The Mafia with the Hydras - Game Over!

[Unicorn Brethren]

FIRST!

- Kise

[Unicorn Brethren]

Greetings to all.

Our hydra consists mainly of Unicorn Brethren stalwarts ReaperCharlie, Fritzler, Stefunny, and tanstalas.

We are accompanied by newcomers KaleiDoscøpe and Kise.

Prepare for confusion. And Unicorns.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Absolutely not Mr. Apple Face.

We vote where we wish. And we wish to vote Pathetric.

Ergo,

Vote: Pathetric

[Unicorn Brethren]

Unvote, Vote: DaSpot

Let's put the spot on the map. DaSpot is scum.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Have a little trouble with internal consistency on page 3, are we?

FoS: Unicorn Brethren

There are 6 of us. What do you expect....

But I like how you're trying to throw suspicion on us without actually putting your money where your mouth is.
I was initially angry to see that somebody had changed my Pathetric vote.. but now, I'm perfectly fine with it.

Btw, your OMGUS is showing. Plus, I do believe this is the first time I've seen scum flail so early!!!

WAGON HO

[Unicorn Brethren]

Balam is also :goodposting:

The DaSpot wagon is JUICY and TENDER and SUCCULENT, and should be pushed to lynch immmmm-mediately!

I also have a hard time understanding why FateGM limited themselves to choosing between BeaverWeasel and us. In all honesty, I believe it's because they didn't read the thread and thought we were still in RVS... when actually, we have a good solid wagon appeal on DaSpot, and they appear by all respects to be flailscum. Which always makes me want to prod and poke and vote them even more.

On that note, being out of RVS literally by page 4 is almost orgasm-worthy.

So basically: Scum, save yourselves the trouble and just bus your buddy now, and town, if you're not already voting DaSpotThatKillsU, then get a move on. There is no time like the present.

Caughtscum FTW.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Clarification: "makes me want to prod and poke and vote [DaSpotThatKillsU] even more", not FateGM. Honestly I think not having paid attention to the thread yet is a slight towntell at this point... however slight.

But I do know for almost 100% fact that if FateGM is town with us, that we will veritably steamroll this game with awesomesauce. Whether we'll win or not, who knows, but it's gonna be a fun ride either way and the Unicorns are dead set on this lynch.

Blood is in the water and it's clear who's going to be sleeping with the fishes come this evening.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Oh, also: Why are you not using the awesome avatar we made for you, guys?



We thought you'd probably be the only ones as

bloodthirsty

as us this game..

Mod edit: Red is my colour and yes I am this nitpicky about it. Any further uses of red will be replaced with even more appalling colours.

[Unicorn Brethren]

By the way, just a quick rules clarification:

3. Don't quote anything that hasn't been posted in this thread.

I'm assuming this means that we're not allowed to directly quote in thread private discussions we have between our hydra heads, is that correct?

This is a good question, yes with the way it's written it does include private communications with your fellow heads. I had that in my ruleset as it covered quoting the don't quote PMs, other games and what not; however given the nature of this game once I'm home and can sit down and think it through I may be invoking rule eleven and changing rule three to something such as;

Don't quote anything that hasn't been posted in this thread or in private communications with a member of your hydra.

We think that quoting private quicktopics which are shared only among a hydra's own members

should

be allowed. Because... why not? It's not like they are revealing something that wasn't otherwise known to both hydra heads. What if something was written so well (and so long and painstakingly) in the hydra QT, that it'd be a huge pain to re-word the whole thing...

just

to dance around this rule? In that regard, the rule as originally written (

or

as propositionally revised) does not really make sense in terms of solely trying to maintain the integrity of the game.

We suggest changing the rule to:

Do not quote any mod communication (i.e. private messages) or mod-provided means of communication (i.e. faction quicktopics). Quoting of your own personal hydra quicktopics is allowed.

Just our two cents.

Neigh.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Hey, Unicorns! How come Fate and Reckmon want to lynch you? What's up with that?

-Ether

We, the Mighty Unicorns, greet you kindly in return, sage Etherwind of the West.

We assume that Fate was merely being silly, as Fate often is, and that Reck was merely being angsty, as Reck often is.

With respect, we further assume that if they'd had any

real

reasons (aside from policy lynching a hydra with six heads simply because it

has

six heads), we assume they'd have spoken them when they'd voted us. And now we answer your question with a question: What is the purpose of you asking us this question, vice asking Fate or Reckamonic themselves?

[Unicorn Brethren]

I'm implying that they're being too silly to be worth talking to directly, while at the same time going out of my way to make a post not acknowledging the DaSpot wagon. I'm being very coy today.

-Ether

But seriously. I think wanting to lynch a dude with six heads makes you more likely to be scum. Silly, angsty scum.

-Ether

[Unicorn Brethren]

The way this Unicorn sees it is that if you are town you don't have to worry about being accountable with each other . Only scum really need to worry about what the other heads are doing. :3

Dammiittt wrong window open!! <3

[Unicorn Brethren]

Why is it unfortunate that we're town?

:rainbowneeeeeeeeigh:

[Unicorn Brethren]

We can certainly get behind a Fate/AGM wagon, especially in light of the surprisingly insightful revelations in this post.

Unvote; Vote: FinalDestination

However, we do feel overall that DaSpotthatkillsu is overall more deserving of being lynched. Also, we like rainbows.

[Unicorn Brethren]

We don't like the Fate/AGM wagon any more. Plus, they shouldn't be lynched D1.

We are significantly

more

sure that DaSpotthatkillsu are scum anyway. Call it a... supermagical scum vibe; they are tingling our Rainbow-sense in a way that not a lot of people do. Reckamonic makes it tingle too. But of course, we are not sure if that is the same way or because of something entirely different and rainbow related. We will keep you informed. However, that is not the direction for today either.

Unvote: Re-Vote: DaSpotthatkillsu

Day 1 can still be short. Make it so.

[Unicorn Brethren]

I called the UB scummier than us without voting them. That's because I don't find them to be the scummiEST.

Why don't you give us a list of who you think is scum and who you think is town, and why.

Thanks in advance.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Oh, and be sure to include everyone in the game on your list, and comments for each.

And just to be very clear: Ambiguity on nearly every slot is not an option. You will die.

[Unicorn Brethren]

I don't know about the other dudez in this hydra, but I suspect the hell out of Pathetric. I am not going to change our vote, because I still think Dspot is worse, but I'd also lynch Pathetric.

And Mrs. Flay is obviously lurking.

[Unicorn Brethren]

I called the UB scummier than us without voting them. That's because I don't find them to be the scummiEST.

Why don't you give us a list of who you think is scum

and who you think is town

, and why.

Thanks in advance.

Oh, and

be sure to include everyone in the game on your list, and comments for each.

And just to be very clear: Ambiguity on nearly every slot is not an option. You will die.

Because Dspot missed this, apparently.

[Unicorn Brethren]

First of all Untrod, I don't see where we bragged about having six heads, we simply acknowledged it. That being said there is NO EXCUSE for us not having posted. I have decided to commandeer this variegated pony and try and make some sense of this mess. I will be harassing my fellow heads today and should have results by end of day.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Calling a YFC/FES/TBD scum team.

Unvote; Vote: YosFlavouredCayke

Choo choo

[Unicorn Brethren]

We bringeth down teh hammerrrr
VOTE: Untrod Stranger

[Unicorn Brethren]

Nothing changed between the 6th and the 9th other than we felt a case had been built against US that we felt needed to be followed through on. Also after doing some rereading this head finds the Yos/Cayke disagreement leading to a last minute hop onto the US wagon to be very controversial indeed.

Oh, and we are overconfidant in everything we do.
We are Unicorns.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Hi. The Unicorns are out for blood.

We will be happy with goring any of the following:

-DaSpotthatkillsu (<deadweight/scum)
-Greymarble (<scum)
-FinalDestination (<kickingscreamingweight)
-Mystery player (<obvscum)

[Unicorn Brethren]

Hi. The Unicorns are out for blood.

We will be happy with goring any of the following:

-DaSpotthatkillsu (<deadweight/scum)
-Greymarble (<scum)
-FinalDestination (<kickingscreamingweight)
-Mystery player (<obvscum)

Modification: We will also lynch anyone we feel like lynching. Which could be any of you.

[Unicorn Brethren]

We are totally ready to drop it like it's hot on FES, but will wait for him to speak first.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Unvote

No more fucking unicorn hammers

[Unicorn Brethren]

Whoever made our last few posts clearly off their rocker. That, or they didn't read the thread, which I find slightly more likely. That being said, it's definitely possible that both are the case. Not to mention alcohol, and Fritz drinks a lot, so it was probably him.

I know we never called him town but we thought he was very town, aka our stance on FES being scum yesterday.

Bullshit.

This is a lie. You were voting YosCayke and pushing their wagon for most of Day 1 and you were still doing it at the end.

Confirm vote: Final Destination

Confirm votes are for fags.

And for scum, but etc.

Also, I wanted to ask DaSpot about this:

.... you all are idiots.

He said this after the hammer, but before the alignment reveal. Re-reading his earlier posts, he did at one point briefly mention that he thought US was pro-town, but he never really tried to defend him or argue against the wagon, even though he was around while it was building up. It just seems odd to me; DaSpot, if you guys were THAT sure that the US wagon was going to be a bad one, why didn't you try harder to stop it?

-Yos

Good catch. Still think daspot needs to swing. Don't know why Untrod Stranger was lynched instead of him. Didn't really approve of my other head's hammer, but that's immaterial. It was done and now it's done. But daspot does not make it to LYLO, k.

Balam is town due to #376. As for your question to us in #378: Another head wrote that, no idea which. Don't really care either, and don't think it's important.

Re: Copper talking about FD's "town frustration" not easily being faked, apparently they've not played enough with Fate or AGM. It's easily fakeable, especially by either of those two. Learn to read scum townfaking. Not to say its not possible they're town, but don't use townie frustration as a towntell from either of them.

In all likelihood, FES and FD are scumbuddies, and FD is looking for town cred by bussing. There. Since it's been said now, nobody should fall for that shit. If I'm NK'd I swear on all that is holy you retards better kill them both.


I agree with Copper's read on us. But a simple "UB is town" would have easily sufficed, versus this entire wall:

Unicorn Brethren:

Have you ever planned a surprise party? You’ll have dozens of people in on the secret - but they don’t all pull the weight equally, do they? That’s a recipe for disaster.

No, there’s always "the organizer." Whenever anyone has an idea about the party, they know who to call. The same person set up the plan to get them out of the house, ordered the food and drinks, planned the entertainment. There’s a reason for this: when you’re trying to keep a secret, you want as few moving parts as possible.

As far as secrets go, plotting to kill innocent townspeople is, at its’ heart, not all that different from planning a surprise party. You have a secret, and you have someone (in this case, many someones) you wish to keep it from. If Unicorn Brethren had a scum role PM, the organizer would step forward. He (I use the masculine pronoun for simplicity, but certainly Stefunny could fill this role as well as anyone) would quickly order in QT, "No posting without clearing it by me." He’d have a plan for interacting with the scumbuddies. He’d have rules about a consistent style. And he would be responsible for the majority of the posts in the thread.

What do we have instead? Unadulterated chaos. There appears to be little significant QT communication; instead, any player can apparently pick up the account and idly spam as they will. Now, ask yourself, why do you think they’re doing this?

The answer is simple. They have a town role PM, and they subscribe to the school of thought that "If you have a town role PM, any actions you take are pro-town actions."

Is this philosophy correct? No. Am I happy with their lurking and vote hoping without substance? No. Are they scum? Absolutely not. Scum Unicorn Brethern would not saunter in to "bringethh the hammer." Unicorn Brethren is not playing like they have a secret to hide.

It's rather easy to see that: Either that's scum looking for ultimate buddying rights with us, along with an "I told you so" when we flip, AND just looking to pad out the post with extra verbiage... or it's town with waaayyyyy too much time on their hands, and not much stock put into to the timeless adage "Succinctness is pro-town". TL;DR: Copper is scum.

Vote: Copper

Fate buddying with Copper is to be expected. Fate buddies with the most pro-town players in any game regardless of his own alignment.

FES #394 makes very good points. Maybe not a fag after all. But I'm keeping my back to a wall.

Perhaps you should throw a vote down before throwing out such impetuous threats.

This kind of uppity statement smacks of MagnaofIllusion. Hi, MoI. /wave

THE CASE AGAINST FES IS TERRIBLE.

Hi. This.

This is an obligatory post in green.

[snip]

Content, not mystery, unicorns. That is the key to gouging the scum and feasting upon their (possibly nubile) flesh.

How's this post? ... Now be a good boy and change your vote to Copper if you know what's good for you.

I am glad that GreyMarble has unvoted. With three non-voters, and one of those players completely absent from the thread all of Day Two, ending the day now would be shockingly premature.

If you're glad that GreyMarble unvoted, then why didn't you

yourself

unvote? You had plenty of chance to do so. But oh wait. You were just actively looking for a mislynch, but now you're looking for town cred when it looks like you won't be able to push it through.

#425 by Fate is worthless. Learn to make cases without CAPITAL LETTERS and RANDOM-ASS CONJECTURE. That'd probably be a good start.

Fonzi's #427 quip to us is warranted. Stand by for further rectification.

@ Daspot #430: What does Yos-scum have to gain from either buddying with either FES-scum

OR

FES-town? Hint: Nothing.

I like #458, generally speaking. It's got a lot of content, and a lot of it is good content. Go read it. Especially the parts about FD and FES.

#461 happening literally seconds before #462 is pretty funny, tbqh.

I completely disagree with the "kill the following" list in Balam.Equinox's post #464 at this juncture. Haven't seen what you've seen, apparently. Care to explain your scum reads on FES, SVT, and GB a little more? And yes, 180s are usually bad. Though this hydra seems to do its fair share, I can't exactly control that, and I still feel un-hypocritical in calling you out on yours.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Hey it's Reaper. I'm here. Looks like nobody else is paying attention to this hydra. Except for whoever posted last post.

And contrary to what they said about Fritz, THEY are clearly off their rocker.

Sorry, I'll try to pay more attention to this hydra. I am currently modding all the games in my sig, so try not to expect too much.

I'll go re-prod all of the Unicorns. I thought this would be great fun, but it turned into a lurk-fest.

That is all.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Unicorn Brethren should consider consolidating itself. A multihead hydra is all fine and good, but organisation is good too.

Agreed. I am going to try to get more of them to post here and/or discuss what we're going to post in our QT. It's gotten a bit dead in there.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Add UB to the maybe list, btw.

Put Copper on your Willing to Lynch list and it's a deal.

Vote: Copper

if we aren't already.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Stop prodding us. We're tactically lurking. FFS!

[Unicorn Brethren]

Here's input:

Greymarble's unvote of FES in #595 after his "scumread" Balam ninja'd him and voted FES as well, is retarded.

Unvote; Vote: FES

Make it so.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Oh well, Llamarble's input is in, and not that it matters, but he suggests FES/Fonzi.

Why doesn't Llamarble's input matter?

Because that looks an awful lot like a Unicorn Hammer up there in the thread above us, so shortly opinions on FES' alignment are going to become very extremely moot.

Greymarble: it's L-1.

That wasn't the hammer? FFfffffff

[Unicorn Brethren]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Unicorn Brethren]

Good luck with that.

We've given our reads, we are helping to lynch, and we are ready and waiting to sit back and laugh when we are right and you are wrong.

[Unicorn Brethren]

FD? Lulz.

[Unicorn Brethren]

(Equinox)

All right. That's it. Unicorn Brethren is indefensible. I want all of them to swing. I believe them to be scum due to shenanigans, but since it appears I'm the only one who holds that opinion: Practically everyone in this thread agrees they are a serious detriment to the town. We have 6 days to get 5 more votes on Unicorn Brethren. Honestly, if they don't die at some point and town loses because they were allowed to ride a pass for too long, we

deserve

to lose. Please make this happen.

LOL

Cool story bro.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Which Unicorn was this? And what do you believe the single strongest scumtell on us to be?

First question is immaterial.

Answer to the second question is: h/o a sec, I'll go find it.

[Unicorn Brethren]

It's rather easy to see that: Either that's scum looking for ultimate buddying rights with us, along with an "I told you so" when we flip, AND just looking to pad out the post with extra verbiage... or it's town with waaayyyyy too much time on their hands, and not much stock put into to the timeless adage "Succinctness is pro-town". TL;DR: Copper is scum.

Here y'are.

We are not satisfied with your scant rebuttal.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Unvote.

Having second thoughts, fffff

[Unicorn Brethren]

*Pre-emptive mod-prod.*

[Unicorn Brethren]

*shakes head at Balam*

[Unicorn Brethren]

hang on...

one head thinks gummy is scum the other doesn't over here... so... why is gummy scum?

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SCUM TOGETHER

NEIGH. GIT R DONE.

[Unicorn Brethren]

GET THAT SHIT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

AND WE ARE READY TO LOWER T3H HAMMER AGAIN. PUT HIM AT L-1, BOYS.

[Unicorn Brethren]

WAIT A SECOND.

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

VOTE: COPPER

ABOUT TIME.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Vote: Frogito Ergo Sum

obv scum is obv

[Unicorn Brethren]

Nobody wants to lynch Copper with us, so we are going with the next-most-popular wagon, who has weaseled his way out of a lynch too many times.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Final Destination can also be lynched at any time.

As can Copper.

[Unicorn Brethren]

@Mod: Prods on Final Destination/Balam please. Vote count please. Update the OP please.

No offense, but mod better please.

The day hasn't been open long enough for anyone to be prodded and what do you think the OP is missing?

In other news, we should all be voting who Greymarble suspected. He was dangerously close to being the towniest townie that ever towned. He was also last nights kill. Therefore, we should be following his lead. And who wins the prize?

YosFlavouredCayke,

GummyBear

, and Lord Fonzi.

One down, two to go. NK's are not nearly as much of WIFOM in a game like this. They would be relatively straightforward in choosing their kill targets. They'd kill who suspected them. So let's go with what Greymarble was saying.

I'm not sure who I want to vote for more, YFC or Fonzi. Meh, whatever. Scum=scum.

Unvote; Vote: YosFlavouredCayke

Make it happen sheriff.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Yeah, Balam's vote is pretty lulzy, mostly because I am obvtown, as usual.

But this...

Major FoS: Balam

...is even lulzier.

Who bolds, enlargens, and puts "Major" before an FoS? haha

Why not just up the ante to a

real vote

, Incog?

[Unicorn Brethren]

Ummm... yeah right, AGar.

@Mod: Prods on Final Destination/Balam please. Vote count please. Update the OP please.

No offense, but mod better please.

The day hasn't been open long enough for anyone to be prodded and what do you think the OP is missing?

In other news, we should all be voting who Greymarble suspected. He was dangerously close to being the towniest townie that ever towned. He was also last nights kill. Therefore, we should be following his lead. And who wins the prize?

YosFlavouredCayke,

GummyBear

, and Lord Fonzi.

One down, two to go. NK's are not nearly as much of WIFOM in a game like this. They would be relatively straightforward in choosing their kill targets. They'd kill who suspected them. So let's go with what Greymarble was saying.

I'm not sure who I want to vote for more, YFC or Fonzi. Meh, whatever. Scum=scum.

Unvote; Vote: YosFlavouredCayke

Make it happen sheriff.

Vote Count:

Final Destination (3): Lord Fonzi, FES, YosFlavouredCayke

Frogito Ergo Sum (2): DaSpot, Profane Confusion
YosFlavouredCayke (1): Unicorn
Unicorn (1): Balam

Not Voting: Copper, Final Destination.

Deadline is May 1st @ 19:00 EST

The two guys Greymarble suspected, and the guy on whom the counter-wagon sits.

No thank you.

[Unicorn Brethren]

@Copper: Why are you not voting? What do you think of YFC and Lord Fonzi, given Greymarble's flip?

@Balam: If I tell you that I've observed 4 distinct scumtells from a certain hydra (whether I point them out or not... I like to keep even tells on others hidden, so that I can use them again. It's also the way I spot alts a mile off, usually), will you vote that player slot with me?

@Everyone else: Comments on my post #960 please. Coincidence? Give us your opinion please.

In other words: 1 - 2 - 3 scum on the wagon? Why not?

[Unicorn Brethren]

Oops. daspot can be swung too, if you wanna get down to it.

[Unicorn Brethren]

<< This is an important post to read >>

Daspot/Unicorns: I'm thinking at least two of {Lord Fonzi, Yos, FES} is likely scum, but I really don't think all three are. From what I've seen during my time here on MS, it's extremely rare for scum to vote back to back to back like the three of them have done with Final Destination. I don't think I've seen that kind of thing happen once. So while it's certainly possible, I don't think it's likely.

The more I see from Unicorn Brethren the more I'm thinking town. Scum just don't push the kind of logic the Unicorns have been pushing especially Today. I don't think my other head smargaret is feeling it right now as much as I am but yeah, that's where I stand.

- Incog

I appreciate that you don't think it's very probable, but I

HAVE

seen it happen before. Because I've

DONE

it before. It worked like a charm because there was as much confusion in that game as this. The game was Smalltown: Stardust Mafia, the scum were Kdub, me, and Zang. Day 3 is the right time for this move, and if things are pulled off right, it was an insta-win in the old mini-game (mini games are larger now, but). Point is, it's a good tactic. AND, the best part is, it's EXACTLY who Balam suspected yesterday right before he was NK'd so it makes it all the more juicy.

On Day 3 we jumped on the lynch, just as quick as 1, 2, 3. We knew that if we could lynch the SK, we could go home with a perfect win, and we knew exactly who the SK was so we jumped on her IN THE FIRST THREE POSTS OF THE DAY. Then there was another 4 or 5 pages of AtE, arguing, etc. But we got her lynched because people were confused and/or had stopped caring about the game.

They noted this phenomenon quickly in the Dead QT, saying the following:

scum:
kdub
zang
reaper

One two three on the lynch? No reason why not.

And it's the

same. thing. here.l

YFC and Lord Fonzi are scum whether FES is or not.

The past no longer exists. It's all about the future baby.


We need to get this together and make it happen.

[Unicorn Brethren]

/inb4 "Preposterous! UB is obv a VI, nobody listen to them! spamspamspam"

...

Read the links for yourselves, and as the Oracle from the Matrix would say: "Make up your own dam# mind."

[Unicorn Brethren]

This is pretty much all you need to re-read to see YFC/Fonzi on Day 1:

(Untrod Stranger is a

KNOWN, FLIPPED TOWNIE

, for the record)

Youre all wrong. Frogito is your scum.

Look at their posts. All that Frogito has done is wait for bandwagons to grow just big enough to hop on unceremoniously. Has no strong opinions, but yet jumps on the biggest wagons at the time. The posts are clearly used to state that they are around, but not really contributing much other than a walking meatvote.

And the cincher is that insencere warning about the L-1. That line sounded like a surreptious invitation for someone to hammer. Notice he wasnt afraid of the quickhammer, otherwise he wouldnt have voted. So then why put up a warning?

Vote:Frogito Ergo Scum

We dont see post #142 as some wild scummy overreaction. If anything, its just AGM getting upset because people are trying to claim that he gets to sits in Fate's shadow as some bumbling sidekick. Which means that trying to lynch someone with 1 single point, and a weaksauce one at that, is pretty lousy and scummy.

Hey Froggy, being belligerent and insulting to everyone thats pointing out your scummy behavior isnt really helping your defense either. We can add that as argument as to why FES needs to hang.

Our vote stays.

Wow Yos, are we talking about the same person? We ISO'ed Froggy yet again, and we dont see where this fabolous reasoning and Baman-like deductions are at; Were they posted under another name? The only time Froggy ever woke up was when we started shining a giantass spotlight on them. Even then, all they did was prattle on about AGM channeling some FATERAGE meta nonsense and the defensive equivalent of "Im not scum!"

And we never said hat Froggy was bandwagoning A LOT either. Nice attempt at misinformation there. He hopped on two wagons that were highly opportunistic. Thats more than enough to attempt to skim the surface and hide in the scummy shadows.

But even on top of all that, in our opinion, your basic defense of him is "We want to lynch Final D and so does he, so he clearly must be town". Since when did Froggy hire Yos to be his Johnny Cochran anyways?

The fact remains that Froggy is clearly the scummiest of them all here, its a just a matter of time for everyone else to realize and start voting. People that hesitate and start trying to misdirect the situation at this point are also likely scum.

FOS: Yos

You would think that a game with like 30 people available to post that this game would go a little faster.

Despite my protests and me calling them out, it appears that Froggy continues to semi-lurk, skim the surface and not post much content. No insightful thoughts, no analysis, no really useful ideas. Instead relies on others to come at me with the ferocity of a fat girl on a cupcake. ScummyBear hasnt done much except to jump all over what Yos said earlier and trying to use it as his own.

Do we look like lynchbait to you ScummyBear? Do you think we dont know what we are talking about? From this standpoint, we have made a much better case than all the egghead babbling anyone else here has done so far. Just because some people know how to quote a post to make it seem longer doesnt mean that they have anything meaningful to say. They can babble on and on about nonsense meta bullshit, but in the end that doesnt mean anything. Your actions will still determine that youre scum.

Yos defended Froggy, yes. But Yos is playing the white knight game. And despite us being really good at this, its extremely unlikely that our mere presence has already singled out all the scum. Especially with all the lurking thats going on right now. The initial idea remains the same. Froggy has only hopped on wagons that are lynchable while trying to maintain a low profile. Doesnt have any opinions themselves, instead trying to use others to make cases for them. Its only obvious because we are pointing it out.

Our vote stays.

One of Scummybear or Froggyscum is going to flip scum. We are betting on Froggy.

So get your fingers out of your asses and do something. This lurking is annoying.

1. Why in the flying fuck are people voting Yos?

Probably because he looks like scum.

2. Why for the love of shit is UT alive?

Probably because as many scumz as are acceptable are on our wagon.

[quote="Day 1 "Lynch Reached" Post"]

A Vote Count and a Lynch:

Untrod Stranger (7)- Gummybear, Pathetric, Balam, Greymarble, Lord Fonzi, YosCayke, Unicorn

YosFlavouredCayke (2) - Final Destination, Beaver
Frog Ergo Sum (2) - Untrod Stranger, DaSpotthatkillsu,
Final Destination (1) - Frog Ergo Sum
Unicorn (1) - Reckamonic

That's a lynch

[/quote]
Now, I don't condone the hammering frenzy that my team has admitted to. I apologize for it. It's anti-town at best, scummy at worst. But look at the last two on the wagon before us (the "push it over the stalling threshold, within range of being an actual, viable lynch" votes). Yep. Lord Fonzi and YosCayke.

And depending on whether you think the third scum is FD or FES, check it out:
- FES is off playing with his dick on a one-man wagon, like any good third scumbuddy should be doing.
- FD is voting for a scumbuddy, bussing so that he'll be noticed doing so if anyone were ever to quote this votecount.

And so from reading the above in conjunction with reading Greymarble's posts:

I believe there is

99%

likelihood of hitting scum when lynching in the pool of

(YosFlavouredCayke, Lord Fonzi)

.
I believe there is

50%

likelihood of hitting scum when lynching in the pool of

(Frogito Ergo Sum, Final Destination)

.

I could be wrong, obviously. But I think that lynching any of the 4 of them would be a

VERY

good bet to hit red.

And of course, when a good solid wagon builds on one of them, if it has any of the others on it, I think it's going to be a bad wagon (i.e. on the non-scum one). This is a little bit WIFOM, but according to my post earlier about 1-2-3 on a lynch on Day 3, I think it's a good bet that they've already voted together. Mostly because this town is thus far a clusterf*ck.

So... let's take out Yos today, and Fonzi tomorrow, and then we can pick up the pieces from there when choosing whether to lynch FES/FD for the win.

Yes, this is lining up lynches. But we haven't hit scum yet, and it's about darn time we did.


This is ReaperCharlie, out.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Oh really, Fate.

We are loathe to let FES live.

AGM and I were tossing around the idea though that Yos was hard defending FESTown because he knew he'd get PoE'd by us if FES flipped town.

Yoscayke's bullshit linking of Gummy bear, AS WELL AS Unicorn's bullshit linking= scumteam call time:

Yos
Gummy
Unicorn Brethren

This is my guess, and yes it doesn't involve that intractable SOB FES, but it makes sense holistically. Gummy starts going down in a flash because not enough scum were pushing the FES wagon, and it was stallin, and Balam town had enough and started the train on Gummy. Greytown follows, I follow, Gummy looks to be going down HARD: Yoscarykce and UB start linking her alignment to other townies (DaSpot in particular)

Makes sense to me.

Let's FUCKING DO THIS FINALLY

Yeah, ok. I believe you.



How come the sudden surge in posting?

[Unicorn Brethren]

Hey Copper/Fonzi/Profane: Shut the hell up with your analysis shit, and throw a vote on Yos.

Whether you like it or not, whether he's your scumbuddy or not, just shut the fuck up and vote.

[this message has not been approved by the Unicorns but may be approved by George W Bush]

[Unicorn Brethren]

V/La. Lost power in the storm on Saturday. Finally got power back, but cable and phone lines are still down, so still no internet at home, until someone comes out and fixes it.

-Yos

Well, that's convenient as hell. Why don't you just have Cayke post then, in your absence? No reason to call V/LA. Sucks about the tornadoes though.

tl;dr: I call bullshit on your bullshit.

No.

Shut the fuck up, you! Do what we say!

I will say that 'The two people who've called us out as looking middle of the pack-ish must know FES is town because they're attacking us, and because they know FES is town are scum' looks like one of the most

elaborately disguised OMGUS

es I've ever seen. "Let's see, if we phrase it transitively no-one will catch that we're attacking them for suggesting we might be scum!" I find it interesting you say 'What aren't we doing, we're voting and asking questions' when Imho, asking questions is a great way of appearing active.

@Copper: Can you point to any of your questions producing information you found invaluable, which you used to really strengthen or change a read?

To elaborate on my feelings regarding DaSpot, Copper, etc:

The mafia will not be found by playing "pick three of:"

The spot hydra
The flaky hydra
The 'catchup soon' hydra
The 'how the hell do we vote?' hydra

If I've got this right, then the flaky hydra is the slot now occupied by PC, the 'catchup soon' one was Gummy, and the 'How the hell do we vote?' one is UB. Given that GM was nightkilled, I'd be astounded if there's more than one scum in that list. Scum don't NK people who are defending 2 of their number.

Now, UB is obvtown because of the QT quoting thing.

That tells me, at the very least, that there are two scum in the remaining:

FES
Balam
YosCayke
FD
Copper

Of these, I'm least interested in a Balam lynch: I don't really see them as scum without FES. In addition, willingness to unabashedly advocate policy lynching is a protown sign imho: it seems like in the current meta, merely whispering the word 'policy' will automatically get you at least two votes immediately.

FD is clearly a better option than YC because they're individually so much scummier.

It's funny, because i simultaneously feel that the arguments presented for a Yos lynch (he had a firm townread on someone he played with a lot and finds easy to read, Ether only said he was 'probably' town, Spot's omgus, any claim involving them not giving reasons or being logical) are some of the most obviously fucktarded drivel I've ever read, and his case on Spot made enough sense that I could see Yostown believing it. Yet due to PoE I'm not comfortable going as far as to say they're a townread. They're good scum, it's not impossible they could be faking it. But

I'm never, never, going to to vote someone on the basis of PoE alone when I honestly can't point to one thing they've done that looks genuinely scummy in isolation.

I detest it when Yos does it, after all.

Copper- I'm going to try to expand on why I feel uneasy here.

On FES:

Ultimately, it's a six of one, half-dozen of the other situation. We want him lynched. All the same, it's interesting that we have people trying to lynch FES for literally opposing reasons (voting DaSpot/not voting DaSpot). This may be a point worth pursuing tomorrow.
Copper, however, could well be scum.

Why do they bring up the contradictory reasons stuff? And what is so 'interesting' about it, how would it be pursued tomorrow?

I can't decide if this is a weird attempt to undermine the wagon whilst appearing to support it, or setting up to mislynch other players on the wagon after FES flips town.

Gay shit is in purple, contradictory shit is in blue.


About the

purple

:
First, how can you elaborately disguise omgus? It's fucking obvious what's omgus and what isn't.
Second, we've been telling you that Copper is scum ever since they replaced in. Why are you only questioning them now?
Third, stop buddying to us already by calling us town. Copper's done it, you've done it, I don't know who else has done it. We've been obvtown the whole game, everyone knows it.
Fourth, no. Just no. FD is not a better choice than Yos-scum by ANY stretch. You're just being retarded. Just because half the town is eating out of your hand doesn't make you right, or pro-town.
Fifth, the way you're addressing that comment to Copper: "Copper - I'm going to try to explain why I feel uneasy here" absolutely terribly REEKS of scum. IT. FUCKING. REEKS. You are obv-scum and it's not even funny.

About the

blue

. How the FUCK are you not going to use PoE when you use PoE? Yeah you said "on PoE ALONE", but that's still a shit argument because who the fuck bases shit only on ISOLATION when everything should be taken in context? Random fucking scumtells in isolation ARE NOT the way to be scumhunting on Day THREE. You know it, I know it, and everyone else here who doesn't have their head up their ass knows it.

Orange at the bottom

:

So, you strongly believe FES is town, huh? Then why don't you think either of the (mis)lynches on him went through on either Day 1 or Day 2? Any halfway competent scum group could have put that through rather EASILY, right?

[Unicorn Brethren]

V/La. Lost power in the storm on Saturday. Finally got power back, but cable and phone lines are still down, so still no internet at home, until someone comes out and fixes it.

-Yos

Well, that's convenient as hell.

Why don't you just have Cayke post then, in your absence?

No reason to call V/LA.

Sucks about the tornadoes though.

tl;dr: I call bullshit on your bullshit.

Oh yeah, YOS IS TOTALLY FAKING A TORNADO.

You're fuckin retarded. Read what I bolded, idiot. I said "tornadoes suck" as in "yes, I've heard about those 200+ tornadoes, that sucks", and I also implied "why don't you have Cayke post in your absence, instead of posting V/la to get out of having to post while being the main wagon?"

Why are you trying to twist this around so that I'm accusing Yos of lying about tornadoes? You're fucking stupid.

Gay shit is in purple, contradictory shit is in blue.

Go fuck yourself, hard, for using gay as a pejorative.

Yawn, Inc.

Unitard Brethren

Retard Brethren

Cute.

First, how can you elaborately disguise omgus? It's fucking obvious what's omgus and what isn't.

You don't think that coming up with a really fucking convoluted rationalization for why the reason people are suspicious of you is somehow scummy is not an attempt to hide the omgus? Your statement here is just not true. In pretty much every game I've been in where someone has accused someone else of omgus, it's then prompted a heated debate over whether it is or not, and you usually get other people disagreeing. In this case, copper came up with a really, really reachy argument to explain why the two people who'd just expressed suspicion of him were scum, a total non-sequitur. OMGUS.

Arguing on the internets is tech, etc.



...omg zzzzzzzzz... I'm skipping the rest of this gay-ass post. I have better things to do.

[Unicorn Brethren]

[Reaper]


Just found out this horrible trainwreck of a game ended.

For my part, I was right about 2/3 of my Lord Fonzi, Frogito Ergo Sum, & YosFlavouredCayke theory.
And another thing. I called Copper-scum right upon their replacing in, cause Magna is 100% readable.

This town was screwed because they didn't listen to me (though I understand the dislike for this slot).
The scum did OK in this game; but it's not really that hard to lead around a bunch of confused sheep.

I am glad I wasn't part of this embarrassing loss.
Should have listened to me about Copper earlier.


Alpha Unicorn out.

[Unicorn Brethren]

Magna is not one of our heads.

We won't be releasing our QT, but it would be a disappointment anyway. It's only ten posts long. We collaborated directly on the opening post and then more or less worked independently for the rest of the game.

Heh. If this is Magna logging on to Copper just to say this, I'm loling so hard. But he'll never admit it.

There's no way I can prove he is, and there's no way he can prove he isn't.

Also:

People who get lynched D1 don't ever get to brag about anything.

QFT