The Aftermath - Victors Announced

[kuribo]

/CONFIRM

[kuribo]

vote: Lowell

LONG TIME NO SEE

[kuribo]

so does this mean theres going to be screaming and yelling and insults because i dislike all of those things as they make it hard for me to post my thoughtful, elaborate and verbose cases against scum

[kuribo]

Vote: Kuribo

for making my crappy internet have to load pictures...

learn to broadband, noob

[kuribo]

kuribo (verbose)

it was called sarcasm

[kuribo]

Pine (ginger protector)

I

am

ginger, foo'.

fuck me running, his hair is like the fires of blackest hell itself

[kuribo]

personally, i think max put together the player list with the goal overloading the server with violent, psychotic all-caps posts and thus destroy mafiascum for ever


frankly, i'm excited to be a part of this

[kuribo]

are you nuts? bust out the caps before i get a hard-on? unthinkable.

[kuribo]

I gotta say, I really like the flavor on these vote counts.

[kuribo]

Now kuribo is fluff posting.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'll post whatever I goddamn well please

[kuribo]

although i do love your quest for meaningful content in the RVS





(the sound you hear is the sarcasm train)

[kuribo]

bring it, fuckers!

[kuribo]

bro, there ain't a fire hot enough to kill me

[kuribo]

it's okay, KK, nothing gets me hard faster than watching scum pile onto my wagon

[kuribo]

NO NO, YOU SEE, I AM NEEDLESSLY SARCASTIC AND HOSTILE AND THAT MAKES ME SCUM BECAUSE

[kuribo]

We really haven't lynched kuribo yet? Why?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING QUICKLYNCHING MORON?

[kuribo]

It's a psychological ploy. If you want people to ignore you, then you act really annoying and sarcastic.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER READ THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE SPARKLY VAMPIRES

[kuribo]

It's a psychological ploy. If you want people to ignore you, then you act really annoying and sarcastic.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER READ THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE SPARKLY VAMPIRES

Then why are you posting like a cheap Fate knock-off? This isn't your usual playstyle. You're trying to blend in with the loud crowd.

BITCH, I WAS FATE BEFORE FATE WAS FATE

YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT ME OR MY PLAY STYLE

[kuribo]

Then why are you posting like a cheap Fate knock-off? This isn't your usual playstyle. You're trying to blend in with the loud crowd.

LOOK AT THIS TARDMONSTER CLAIMING TO KNOW MY "USUAL" PLAYSTYLE


I'VE PLAYED IN ONE FUCKING GAME IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ONE FUCKING GAME, NONE OF WHICH INVOLVED THIS GUY

[kuribo]

Actually, I was reading up on your game-history. Turns out we're newb-buddies (though I posted under a different name then). Small world.

HEY YOU'RE RIGHT, COMPLETELY INCONCIEVABLE THAT OVER THE COURSE OF FOUR YEARS MY STYLE WOULD CHANGE




GIVE THIS GUY A FUCKING SCUMMY AWARD RIGHT THERE

[kuribo]

Actually, I was reading up on your game-history. Turns out we're newb-buddies (though I posted under a different name then). Small world.

HEY YOU'RE RIGHT, COMPLETELY INCONCIEVABLE THAT OVER THE COURSE OF FOUR YEARS MY STYLE WOULD CHANGE

CHANGE?
Implying this isn't how you ORIGINALLY played?
Meaning this isn't ORIGINAL?

I used to talk alot less about my penis.

[kuribo]

I'm getting bored with you.

that's funny, because your pathetic attempts to build a retarded case against me are getting me turned on


shit, any minute and i'll have the electrodes clamped to my nipples

[kuribo]

Kuribo you do have some reads on people right <_<?

KURIBO

JESUS

I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO BUS YOU D1 OF ALL DAYS

OKAY FINE:

I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO READ DGB FOR SHIT, THOUGH IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE PLAYED WITH HER
SPYREX SCUM I COULD SPOT A MILE AWAY, BUT HE HASN'T REALLY POSTED MUCH YET
RECKONER IS FISHY BECAUSE HE KNOWS GOD DAMN WELL HOW I ROLL AFTER I BROKE GLOWBALL AND LLD INTO A MILLION BLUBBERING PIECES IN THE GAME HE MODDED
KUBLAI I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S JUST AN IDIOT OR SCUM
ELVIS KNITS STARTS THE WAGON ON ME AND MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS TO LET KUBLAI / SLEEPLESS ASSASSIN DO HIS DIRTY WORK

[kuribo]

I'm calling you scummiest after 4 pages, and you're expecting a non-retarded case?

so you're saying that your "case" against me is bullshit



good to know!

[kuribo]

I'm calling you scummiest after 4 pages, and you're expecting a non-retarded case?

so you're saying that your "case" against me is bullshit

Yeah, I said that back on page 5. Maybe you missed it when you were frottaging your monitor.

SO DO YOU ROUTINELY MAKE RETARDED CASES AGAINST PEOPLE?

[kuribo]

SO DO YOU ROUTINELY MAKE RETARDED CASES AGAINST PEOPLE?

Have you stopped beating your wife?

DON'T EVEN TRY AND PRETEND THAT WAS A LOADED QUESTION

[kuribo]

sure reck, i'll get right on that

[kuribo]

Can everyone really not even see that kuribo isn't even trying to scumhunt?

says the guy that saw elvis_knits spout some bullshit and went "Yep, that's the wagon I wanna be on!"

I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE POT, I KNOW THE KETTLE IS BLACK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT

[kuribo]

Is there even a case on me? Literally 90% of kuribo's posting is either fluff or "omg I'm not scum weeeeeeeee". I think my strongest reads are pretty clear. His, not so much.

and your "content" has 90% been "FLUFF = SCUM" (posting meaningless bullshit during the RVS is scummy amirite) or "MY GUT SAYA KURIBO IS SCUM"

just own up to the fact that you hitched onto what you saw as an easy wagon. It'll be okay. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

[kuribo]

It's not gut saying you are scum.

Also:

unvote, vote spring

Kuribo is scum too.

Kuribo (1): Malthusis

WAGON HITCH WHAT?

SO IF I WAS SO FUCKING SCUMMY, WHY'D YOU WAIT TILL THERE WAS A WAGON TO TOSS YOUR VOTE?

YOU SAW THAT A WAGON WAS STARTING, AND YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD PREMATURELY. YOU'VE FORESHIT YOUR QUOTA.

[kuribo]

FUNNY, RECK, I COULD SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING ABOUT YOUR ATTEMPTS TO PAINT ME AS SCUM

[kuribo]

so in other words, trying to get me lynched is counter progressive?

otherwise, it'd be "and," not "or"

[kuribo]

and just so we're clear, I don't think reck is scum. Hell, I don't even think he thinks I'm scum, I think he just gets personal amusement out of watching me get irritated

[kuribo]

Remember when I said that Kublai Khan thing was the stupidest thing I had ever read?

THAT WAS BEFORE I READ THIS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION

Come take your trophy reck

[kuribo]

personally, I think assassin just oozes with opportunism. I'd also bet my left nut that there's at least one lurkscum: especially with the majority of posts coming from a select few.

I've never been a fan of vague assertations of someones alignment based on gut or read. So I don't declare people town or scum based on one or two posts. I'd also be willing to bet that there's at least one scum on the "Socio is Town" train. Heres the pisser though: with so many people not even posting or posting lazy assertaaations of guilt and innocence, it's harder to determine who the scum are.

except lowell. He's always lazy as shit. I can't really speak for some of the others thay I haven't played with. Fate is probably town, but spyrex makes my nerves bad when he's quiet, because town-spyrex is opinionated

[kuribo]

It's a psychological ploy. If you want people to ignore you, then you act really annoying and sarcastic.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER READ THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE SPARKLY VAMPIRES

No, I can see this. Also, I kinda agree with this too.

If Fate is scum, so is at least one other non-Reck SDC.

Welp, fuck, Kuribo seems to scream scum to me. His posts just seem overly defensive or trying to make his attacker seem dumb. Yup.

Vote: Kuribo

oh HOW NICE OF YOU TO FUCKING JOIN US

[kuribo]

Bugs me slightly how Fate said he didn't want to have to

bus

Kuribo D1 if he didn't have to. Maybe I'm just not used to the language you all use, but this pings me funny.

inability to detect sarcasm is a common sign of autism, hope that helps

[kuribo]

what can I say grimm, I gotta be me

[kuribo]

so elvis, what kind of fucking reads were you expecting with only a handful of posts?

oh, kuribo has null reads. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK, by the time you posted that, there were a handful of posts by a handful of players. You may (think) you're good enough to divine someones fucking alignment based on two or three posts, but I sure as fuck aint. Nor would I claim to be. The fact that you expect me to is DINSINGENUOUS AS FUCK because I don't throw shit around like a crazed chimp

[kuribo]

This Reck wagon should become a kuribo wagon and then we should lynch him.

*nod*

PREDIT LOL U MAD BRO

child, please. You call that tiny little vote cluster against you a wagon? It's barely a fucking apple cart.

[kuribo]

So anyways, why did kuribo start using caps?

because, and this is the important part: I will type however I damn well please

[kuribo]

so kuribo, at what point do you start getting fucking reads? Of course page 5 reads aren't as good as page 50, but you gotta get there somehow, so you start fucking playing and picking on anything you think might mean something. You don't sit on your ASS.

Also, my point was not that you had null reads. My point was that people were all up in your piece to give reads, and finally you gave 5, 2 of which were null and 3 were omgus. Effectively: nothing. I'm assuming the other 20 people in the game are null reads too, but you didn't mention them. But for DGB and spyrex you listed them as a read but with a null conclusion. To make it look like you were doing something. Which you're not.

oh dude, get your fucking head out of your ass. Why the fuck do you think I usually replace into games instead of starting from scratch? BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE STARTING FROM SCRATCH. I can't read people for shit unless the ball is already rolling. It's one of my weaknesses as a mafia player, and one that apparently has only been excaberated by taking two years off.

[kuribo]

I didn't say I wasn't angry, I said I'd type however the fuck I wanted

[kuribo]

kuribo sucks at quoting.

Also, I want a page number answer to this:

so kuribo, at what point do you start getting fucking reads?

my phone fucks up urls in quotes for some reason.

and2e you kidding? It depends on the game

[kuribo]

You weren't really scummy at all until then. You started using them more or less around the time your wagon took off. None of it has the rage I know and embrace. You used caps because you felt like it. So, if you weren't angry, ???

He's scared. Anger=/=Fear

no, dude, the only thing I fear in this game is rubbing my nipples too hard when I lynch scum

[kuribo]

kuribo sucks at quoting.

Also, I want a page number answer to this:

so kuribo, at what point do you start getting fucking reads?

my phone fucks up urls in quotes for some reason.

and2e you kidding? It depends on the game

Take a ballpark guess.

nah, you know damn well this question is bullshit, especially with this game having so few active posters

[kuribo]

So when can we expect reads on the active posters, kuribu?

I'm trying to show you how BACK-ASS stupid it is to say you can't give reads. It's hard for everyone, that's not a reason not to try. It's an EXCUSE for why you aren't looking for scum.

who says I'm not trying? I said I didn't have shit when you asked me, and what I did have, you chose to disregard. You want more? Fine. Though I think your head is still up your ass, I do genuinely think you think I'm scum. My opinion is that while you can't read me for shit, you are likely town.

hinduragi, I like the righteous indignation, though I can't tell if it's genuine. Possibly scum.

reck is still fairly town to me, though I still think he's intentionally stirring the shit for whatever reason.

[kuribo]

You weren't really scummy at all until then. You started using them more or less around the time your wagon took off. None of it has the rage I know and embrace. You used caps because you felt like it. So, if you weren't angry, ???

He's scared. Anger=/=Fear

no, dude, the only thing I fear in this game is rubbing my nipples too hard when I lynch scum

You really need to stop posting like this. It's unproductive and the endless postcount-inflation is making the act of catching up seem daunting to those who aren't current, Grimmjow being a good example of someone who goes "Oh shit, eight pages". This deprives us of their input and adds nothing to the game.

oh boo hoo. Anyone that's played with me knows I post alot. Or do you like the idea of town talking less?

[kuribo]

go read modern family mafia and see where I got so pissed off at glowball that the mod (reckoner) had to PM me to ask if I'd rather just be replaced.

and I never said I was useless on day one. I said I was useless when the game startts from scratch. Big difference.

by the by, chunky's post above is town as fuck for those keeping track at home

[kuribo]

and you say "seems angry " to you as if said I wasn't angry. Kinda the opposite of what I said.

[kuribo]

no, please pay attention to the words you're supposedly reading: i said that i think he takes personal enjoyment out of getting a reaction from me

[kuribo]

kuribo: I'm biased, because I still loathe him from our last game. Will try to be objective.

when the hell did we ever play together?

[kuribo]

so you're someone that played in modern family mafia and you're too chickenshit to say who you are

its okay, i understand

[kuribo]

Chunky, kuribo's scumminess should be obvious. It's almost like he WANTS to be lynched. He is posting random nonsense and getting overdefensive rather than pursuing a suspect.

well, sure it's random nonsense if you ignore the parts that aren't

Spy, spring was the "side with kuribo" comment. It's too much of a sideline mentality for town. I know there are town sheep, but that's different. Spring was just kinda like "yup, this is the side I'm taking. K, don't look at me anymore.

Kuribo is just obvscum. He isn't pursuing any suspects and is just wasting space with his posts. Anyone who calls him scum is just an asshole in his eyes.

Kuribo is scummier because his scumminess is clear in every post where Spring was just the one thing and she hasn't really been active enough to get more of a read from.

and this guy calls MY posts random nonsense? "Anyone who calls him scum is just an asshole?" Really? I mean, I guess you'd get that impression if you weren't actually reading what I'm typing, or if you're illiterate. Have you tried hooked on phonics?

12 pages of noise.

I could always just go back to lurking.

the only thing less useful to the town than "noise?" complaining about noise while adding no content yourself

[kuribo]

And by the by: 12 pages of noise? Not hardly.

1-4: Random Voting Stage
5-6: Defending myself against a retarded wagon
7-8: Telling Sleepless Assassin why he's an idiot, early game thoughts
9: Another overview of some of my observations
10-11: Telling EK that the "page number" question is a ridiculous thing to ask, a few more observations, explaining why I replace into games
12: This very page

So MAYBE you can call 5 and 6 "fluff" if you believe that town is never supposed to defend itself. And MAYBE you can consider some of the posts around the good stuff to be "fluff," but how is that any fluffier than Shattered's "Okay, here's some non-reads and also I had a dream about Grimmjow?" Or Pine asking Reck if he was jealous?

I might surround my opinions in comments about my nipples, but that doesn't mean the opinion isn't there.

[kuribo]

The way I'm different though is I pretend I know what I'm doing D1 and roll with it

shit, i knew i had forgotten to do something

[kuribo]

@KK: you give me way too much credit regarding why I talk the way I do. And are you seriously going to the wiki to evaluate my playstyle based on games from three fucking years ago?

and I don't recall suggesting we go after lurkers, you disingenuous tool, I said I can't claim to have a read on people based on one or two posts. Big fucking difference, there, captain literacy.

[kuribo]

@KK: you seriously can't tell who hasn't been posting? And you're too dumb to realize that I said that several pages ago, and that several people have come around to post since then?

[kuribo]

it was directed at KK, which is why I started with @KK

again, it's hard to use the quote function when posting from my phone

[kuribo]

Chunky, I always do that with my first vote. Usually, it gets people asking and brings more attention to the case. Here, it just blends in. But you'll see I explained as soon as I was asked.

people can give me all the shit they want for "fluff" or whatever, but scummier than that is fluff that is trying to be passed off as content

this post is the god damn mother of all contentless non explanations

[kuribo]

Pine, if you see a self aligned tell, as town, do you seriously just ignore it? I didn't vote the guy for a reason. I'd rather lynch mafia than self-aligned scum.

Okay, how much crack have you smoked? How is it you take "I will win" as it pertains to a 5v1 and turn it into "I am a self-aligned Serial Killer who should be ignored because I will win the game and have no teammates?"

If you take that as fact, you're probably also taking as fact Fate's comments about him bussing people.

And you're also taking as fact the idea that I think you're partaking of inhaled cocaine in rock form.

I mean, not only do you say that's how you interpret his innocuous non-comment, but it

also affects your gameplay by helping you determine how you vote.

I... I don't even know how to address something so insane. Lay off the pipe.

[kuribo]

There was no self-aligned tell. Hindu was saying he'd win the 5v1 thing, not that he'd survive to endgame and win the whole thing for himself. You manufactured the self-aligned tell out of jack because you're desperately looking for a Serial Killer.

Yes, exactly this. Even if one disregards the context, "I will win" could also indicate, say, a Survivor.

Not that I think Hindu's statement was anything other than a comment about the (retarded) 5v1, just that I think it takes a seriously flailing scum (or damaged brain) to make the leap to "Shit, this guy's a serial killer! Better find the Mafia and let him do his business!"

[kuribo]

And what really gets me is that he's DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS about it!

[kuribo]

Pine, if you see a self aligned tell, as town, do you seriously just ignore it? I didn't vote the guy for a reason. I'd rather lynch mafia than self-aligned scum.

Good lord that's a dumb comment.

Every Role PM will end with either:

Alignment: You are pro-town, you win when all anti-town players have been killed or nothing can prevent the same.

Note: there are only two factions.

OR

Alignment: You are anti-town, you win when all pro-town players have been killed or nothing can prevent the same.

Note: there are only two factions.

In before he says, "But it doesn't say anything about non-faction aligned people" and gets mocked some more for not knowing how to read.

[kuribo]

So you're chalking up to stupidity the fact that:

he thought that "i will win" completely out of context was a serial killer tell
and that he forgot the setup
and that he thought he found a serial killer and decided the best course of action was to let him live
and that he could actuallt defend this idiotic position
and somehow these events make you think he's town? Are you high pr is he your scumbuddy?

[kuribo]

so between that, and all the other stuff, you saw that and said, "yeah, that guy's

town as fuck

"

[kuribo]

Yeah, kuribo, I think he's town. Why do you think Lowell is scum?

yes, idiot, page one RVS votes mean I think he's scum.

I didn't see any point to removing an Rvs vote until I caught me a scum, but you make a good point, and now that I have:

bUnvote
Vote: Sleepless Assassin

[kuribo]

bunvote? Lets try this again. Stupid phone.

unvote

vote: sleepless assassin

[kuribo]

welp, I'm gonna go get my patients up for the day before EK, SA, and whoever else com and vomit "OMGUS, KURIBO!" idiocy all over the thread

[kuribo]

Never mind, he's at 10 votes, I didn't notice kuribo shenanigans.

Someone should unvote before there's a quicklynch ooops.

aww, are you worried about your scum buddy? Come on, DGB, we both know you're better than this

[kuribo]

Kuribo, you can't forget a setup you don't know. What I forgot was one thing in the rules and all role PMs that I haven't looked at since just before I confirmed. And of course you vote mafiatells over SKtells. Mafia is the biggest threat early in any non-cult game Day 1.

before anyone hammers, let me do a big post with reads on everyone. I need to get to a computer though (I've been playing this entire game from my phone). I'll try to do that at some point today.

you realize there was plenty of reasons you were scummy before you derped your pants about the setup right

[kuribo]

lets see:

"get him, he isn't scumhunting" while providing next to none of that himself. And it's only any if you consider unexplained "X is town, Y is scum" statements

when asked why I'm scum, it was "isnt it obvious, he almost wants to be lynched." this is scum trying to justify a future mislynch.

he agreed with chunky about town needing to explain their reads... While doing none of it himself.

this is literally a summary of his fucking "scumhunting" up until the SK crap

[kuribo]

and by the way, even his unexplained reads are a piss poor excuse for scum hunting. When asked who the scum are, it was "kuribo spring fate spyrex"

really? You pick me as scum and then anyone who remotely disagreed is scum too? Are you fucking lazy or stupid, cuz either way it aint scumhunting.

[kuribo]

you respond to accusations of lazy fake scumhunting with more of the same

EK, Of course I seem paranoid, paranoia is one of the things that drives me in this game: I don't know your alignment, and I can only assume your reaction based on past behavior

[kuribo]

in my eyes, he's confirmed town.

i hate this shit

nobody is confirmed town until they're dead

[kuribo]

Sleepless Assassin's reads don't interest me in the slightest. He's at L-1. He needs to claim.

Check out the latest vote count, he's L-3. He didn't have to claim in order to try and turn his wagon around, he just half-assed an analysis so that he could set up his partners for a better Day 2 after he gets strung.

How do you expect to convince him that he needs to claim when you're not even voting for him?

[kuribo]

I've heard it before. I've also never called anyone confirmed town who flipped scum. After meta'ing, I'm beyond confident.

it still tells me nothing, because i don't know *your* alignment

[kuribo]

Hell, even if I was scum, my confirm town reads have always been town for the sake of me always lining my scum meta up with my town meta.

makes sense that you would do that, since any player aware of his own meta is generally smart enough to manipulate it.

but still, it's like when i say i "bet my left nut." i'm almost never wrong when i bet my left nut. maybe like, twice ever.

[kuribo]

and i agree with you about reck, i wouldn't go so far as to say he's confirmed or to bet either of my testicles on it, but i'm still strongly leaning town on him

[kuribo]

Hot damn its like beetlejuice up ins now isn't it.

SA isn't someone I'm willing to throw to the chipper when he's got time and effort to go throught the playerlist and organize thins nicely SO YES I'M STARTING MISTER

DAMNIT MAN

Go look at it. GO LOOK.

Seriously this is a homework assignment at this point.

SA's fucking breakdown reads like a god damn how to manual for saying shit without actually saying anything

[kuribo]

Unvote
Vote Elvis_Knits

and where in the blue hell did this vote come from?

[kuribo]

Please dont be scum spy ;_;

spy better not be scum this game, no damn way am I going through some bullshit like modern family again

[kuribo]

DGB isn't even pretending to try anymore

[kuribo]

and god, lumping me with fucking grimmjow and chunky? Christ, spit in my face why don't ya

[kuribo]

Shattered, how does kuribo's play compare to the game that has you biased?

His anger seems to be for show this game; it feels rather forced. The other game, he was genuinely pissed (with good reason, I suppose).


Forgot to post this.

news at 11, NS lurks and talks out of his ass

nice fucking job in modern family by the way, handing spyspy scum the win after me and Fate gave him to you

[kuribo]

Have you not played with the aspect of DrippingGoofball's personality that makes lists?

I haven't played with DGB at all in about four years, hope that helps.

[kuribo]

DGB's annoying half-play bugs the shit out of me, but i really don't like how fast her counter-wagon picked up steam.

especially when we HAD SCUM AT L-1 and you guys didn't even wait for him to finish his fucking "analysis" before you said, "Oh, shit, that's good enough for me!"

Spy's right. Look at that shit that guy posted. LOOK AT IT. as much as the people in this game have bitched and whined about "fluff," that post is the ultimate in fucking fluff posts--- and it's THE WORST FUCKING KIND since it pretends to be content

how do you not see the smug satisfaction in that PBP as he finally, after TWENTY-ODD PAGES decides to pretend he has a reason for his dumbass opinions? how do you not see that he thinks this will placate you? you should be fucking insulted that he thinks that retarded, shitty PBP should even come CLOSE to counting as fucking content, LET ALONE CONTENT THAT GETS HIM OFF AN L-1

[kuribo]

^--- and before any of you ask, that post isnt directed at any one person in particular, but the town as a collective unit and especially anyone who reads it and says "oh, wait he means me"

[kuribo]

OH

and i especially like the fact that he says, "hay guys, kuribo, spring, fate, spyrex are teh scumz" and then comes up with half-baked retarded reasonings behind that. Then why is it that in his fucking PBP he ALSO says that "if Fate and Kuribo are scum, Hindu is their buddy?" Why the fuck is the scumteam "kuribo, spring, fate, Spyrex" but if #1 and #3 are scum, Hindu is scum? Why wasn't it "kuribo, spring, Fate, and hindu are scum?" Or "kuribo, Hindu, Fate, and SpyreX are scum?"

I'll tell you why.

I'll fucking tell you why.

Because he decided to hop onto my wagon, brand me the Candyman, and anyone that defended me was "OMG OBVSCUM" and he fucking forgot about this fact when he was vomiting idiocy all over that PBP.

how fucking stupid does he think a scum team would have to be to have THREE FUCKING PEOPLE "defending" ONE GUY?

what kind of idiot fucking moron thinks that the scum team outs themselves on day fucking one like that? Whether it's four scum or five scum, how fucking stupid does he think people are?

i'll tell you what kind of idiot fucking moron--- none. none whatsoever. no idiot in all the idiot mafia games on all the idiot planets in all the idiot universes as part of every fucking idiot dimension both discovered and undiscovered could think for a god damn SECOND that three scum OUTTED THEMSELVES ON DAY ONE to defend one guy. you know what kind of idiot thinks that? scum that doesn't really believe what he's thinking. AND BAD SCUM AT THAT.

[kuribo]

but i really don't like how fast her counter-wagon picked up steam.

That is null.
Look at whom is doing the votings.

shattered viewpoint says he's biased because he thinks i'm a douche, and i may be biased because i think he's an idiot, but i really don't like his popping in to hop onto DGB out of the blue

[kuribo]

Well that is because SV is NS is lurker scum.Doesn't mean the wagon is a bad one though.

NS as a lurker has fucking burned me before. I was 99% sure that sumbitch was scum with SpyreX because he coasted through that entire god damn game while watching better players get lynched / NK'd.

[kuribo]

1v1 is retarded as fuck

5v1 is 5 times as retarded

i mean, for christ's sake, YOU ADMIT YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

hell, you're assuming that the rest of the town doesn't think your "plan" (or lack thereof) isn't completely stupid

and you shouldn't assume that

because it is

and we all know it

[kuribo]

here let me give you a list of things that are a better idea than yours:

New coke
Qwikster
Putting the WCW World Title on David Arquette
The Virtual Boy

[kuribo]

is it me or is hindu increasingly full of shit?

[kuribo]

oh yes, because of all the "fluff" right


way to let the scum off the hook while he provides fluff of his own

[kuribo]

Kuribo, what is your definition of fluff? I thought it was things that have nothing to do with the game like Reck and Socio talking about getting in each other's pants, not ISOs, reads, and reasons for them.

The dangerous "fluff" to me isn't the "fun" stuff about Reck and Socio buggering each other or my penis waving around in the breeze with a mighty flex. What I'm saying is that even when you provide "in-depth reads," they STILL offer little to no rhyme or reason as to what you're doing. It's as if you come to your (retarded) conclusion and then base your "opinion" around it. And that's what scum does. In fact, as SpyreX demonstrated, some of your "fluff" can be discarded as adding pointlessly to the sheer volume of your post, and when this is done it shows just how hollow your (pathetic) contribution is.

Congratufuckinglations on at least

pretending

to contribute to the town mentality. It only took you FIVE HUNDRED POSTS

[kuribo]

and! and!

after all this


after ALL THIS

you PRETENDING to contribute is still a fuckton alot more than what DGB is doing!

[kuribo]

Khan, the only reason to claim is if you are definitely going to be lynched otherwise. I AM NOT CLAIMING UNLESS IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. Also, at the time of your post, I was at L-3, not L-1. Less players claiming is better, so why claim if a lynch isn't 95% guaranteed yet?

there's actually some substance to this, khan gives me a bad feeling lately

[kuribo]

and i may as well do this before somebody comes along with "hurrrr hurrr what do you mean khan gives you a bad feeling?"

* Claims to know my style. Then admits that he based this on wiki pages that he skimmed. DID imply that he had first-hand knowledge by saying that we played in a newbie game together. Too chickenshit to say who he was back then.

* When it was pointed out that, yes, I've been hostile toward others for years, (as shown by the VERY FUCKING WIKI HE SKIMMED) he poo-pooed it with "Oh, well, the groundwork was there." The game that was linked to him was the game were I called Sun_Tzu a "FLAMING ASSMASTER." I'm a douche. I know it. I'm fine with it, and it's been a part of how I play Mafia for a long time. To try and paint it otherwise is disingenuous as fuck. Claims that it's all a "psychological ploy" and that I'm trying to avoid attention. Anyone who's ever met me for five seconds knows that I FUCKING LOVE ATTENTION. Too god damn smug for his own good.

* Tries to make it look like I'm going after lurkers. What? There's no god damn way anyone with an ounce of self-respect could have read what I said that way.

* He pushes for Assassin to claim. That must mean he thought Assassin was scum, right? WRONG. He has NEVER ONCE voted for Assassin, and even when SA was caught trying to hunt third parties, his only reply was "Good lord, that's dumb." You're god damn right it's dumb, and dumber still that you handwaved it so you could...

* Make assumptions about Reck's drunk posting. Hahaha, what the fuck is this? I don't even know how to start with the stupid that Khan vomited all over the thread with this shit.

* What was the point of asking me who I thought was lurking? I THINK IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE. Who among you can get a read on Maltusius who's posted like, three times? Or MME who by now should have someone go to his house and see if he's still alive? Why did Khan take a question asked of me by EK back on page, like what? 7? And push it on page god-knows-what as if I were still dodging it somehow?

* Accuses chunky of providing little to no substance with his complaints about peoples' playstyle... and yet makes excuses for DGB's explanationless lists? Says she "usually includes little cutesy reasonings," and then... disappears?

* Accuses chunky of only finding the two biggest suspects supsicious, but what? Who have been Khan's suspects? Me. (Biggest wagon first ten pages) Reck. He wants SA to claim at what he thinks is L-1 but is unwilling to have ever thrown his vote on there or even to question SA further.

What we see here is a pattern of Khan being real fucking selective about who he wants to be seen putting the screws to.

[kuribo]

1) By your "style" I meant your ALL-CAPS posting. I know that Fate, SpyreX, SocioPath, and xRECKONERx will RAGE post because I played with them. Ellibereth, I assumed would post because of the SDC association. You are not in that select group. Skimming your wiki reveals that you don't usually post in all-caps. Hence my comment that you aren't playing to the same style.

maybe if you're going to fucking comment on shit, you should stop god damn skimming and fucking READ, you jizzmonger

http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewto ... 3#p1416553
http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewto ... 4#p1419174
http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewto ... 6#p1419856
http://www.mafiascum.net/archive/viewto ... 0#p1419950
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 6#p3431876

That's just off the top of my fucking head! NOTICE MY FUCKING ALIGNMENT IN THOSE GAMES, YOU IDIOT. I get annoyed and frustrated when people act like they don't have the brains that god (supposedly) put in their goddamn heads.

And even if I were "fake raging" or whatever the fuck bullshit, what does that even fucking mean? How the fuck does that make me scum, you stupidass? "Psychological ploy?" That's got to be the DUMBEST FUCKING ANYTHING EVER. Please, for your own sanity, note that even people who thought I was scum then, and even those that probably still think I am... THEY STILL THINK THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL PLOY THING IS BULLSHIT. You smug fuck. You think you're so god damn hot? Fucking lynch me. Get me lynched, bitch. HERE I'LL FUCKING HELP YOU, YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT. But when we're both in the dead QT, whether your alignment is town (doubt it) or fucking scum, remember, FUCKING WRITE IT DOWN, that I always and forever think that you are a complete moron and I will spend every fucking on the hour in that dead QT reminding you of it.

unvote

Vote: kuribo

BRING IT FUCKER

[kuribo]

oh, and don't forget to not out SA as your fucking scumbuddy, it's kinda important if you still wanna win

[kuribo]

d'oh wait, you already fucked that part up, shit

better luck next game, right

[kuribo]

and lest you think i've forgotten about my anatomy, i've got your "psychological ploy" right here between my balls and my ass

[kuribo]

How don't you? Have you not been reading the threads?

i'm working on a theory about Khan that would explain all of the above. i just can't decide if he's illiterate or developmentally disabled

frankly i lean toward the first

[kuribo]

I can't even understand your thought process at this point.

says the retard that claims to know my fucking style

[kuribo]

khan, you don't have to be fucking voting for me to be lobbing half ass potshots and soft attacks.

and yeah, I fucking admit, that psychological ploy bullshit pissed me the fuck off. Because you and I both know it was bullshit and you were just begging to be called out on it.

[kuribo]

fate, if you fucking swear to me that DHB isn't just some lazy fucking townie and that she's probably scum, i'll stop arguing with this dumbass and ride DGB'S wagon straight to glory

[kuribo]

alright

I don't agree with you about khan, but fuck it. DGB hasn't even bothered to defend herself. She thinks she can just coast it out and watch the town eat itself

calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean

unvote
vote: DrippingGoofball

despite what SA says, this is not the Dgb I played with years ago

[kuribo]

The psychological ploy thing is valid. People tend to naturally dismiss brash and annoying people as not worth arguing with. Do you stop to refute raving street preachers everytime you pass one by?

not every time, but on occasion



but then again i once told one of my co-workers that if i could trade her for a bucket of shit, i'd have to give the bucket back



and a couple weeks ago i got so annoyed with someone that blood started pouring out of my ear.

[kuribo]

Kuribo, your defense earlier was that your style changed over the years, yet you vote DGB based on how she played "years ago"? The fuck?

really? that's what you got from that?


REALLY?

you dumbass.

[kuribo]

Kuribo, your defense earlier was that your style changed over the years, yet you vote DGB based on how she played "years ago"? The fuck?

look at me with a straight face and tell me that DGBtown powerlurks. do it.

we're not talking about slight differences, we're talking about a HUGE difference.

and on top of that, i've already shown that i had a pretty pissy temper "years ago"

[kuribo]

even when she's posting, it's about as helpful as an oral bowel movement

[kuribo]

oh, so being pro-town means power lurking while never offering any real opinion

gotcha, thanks for that

[kuribo]

i'd bet kuribo's left nut that DGB is town.

so she's your scumbuddy then?

[kuribo]

I'd rather be lynched than persevere in a game full of cranky people while my life sucks eggs.

That is not a town attitude. Town should never want to be lynched.

Hello, if I had a second vote, it would be on you. This is terrible.

anyone who agrees with kev on that has obviously never opened up a game as town and said, "jesus, these assholes again" and then closed their browser... And then half assed it because nobody likes telling the mod to replace them. Town get frustrated or apathetic. Sometimes they throw their hands up and say "screw this."

in fact, I've seen it more times in town than scum

[kuribo]

I remember why I stopped playing back when I did. I was going through some really personal stuff, and mafia just had no appeal to me. As town, I found myself too emotionally tired to argue with idiots. As scum I just didn't have the energy to lie and manipulate. (plus I sucked as scum) so I found myself half assing it across the board, and when I got endgamed in the last one, I just went away. So DGBs story does ring a few bells of familiarity.

[kuribo]

...kuribo, I don't get you at all. I thought you had me as town when you said you agreed with my reads then you said I was scum. Now you're saying DGB is SA's scumbuddy and in your next post you say you think she's town.

hindu, remember what I said about inability to detect sarcasm being indicative of autism?

what I was saying is that SA is almost certainly scum, and I was mocking the fact that he called her town.

I mean christ, if I have to explain every smart ass remark to you, were gonna need another forty pages

[kuribo]

welp, time to go feed my patients

I had an epiphany last night in the grocery store about my own play that I'll share with you guys later

[kuribo]

Hindu, I still don't understand your plan, but I suspect that it's stupid.

that's the point i was trying to make to him: even if he assumes we (not you and i, the town as a whole) think he's town, his plan also assumes that we'll go along with whatever mysterious bullshit he has planned.

[kuribo]

I would say DGB is one of the worst because she has continually ignored my questions and continued to post reads with no reasons behind them.

oh bullshit, she can't answer your questions if she's not reading the game / half-assing it / whatever she's doing


also, your post assumes that she gives enough of a damn to make a change to her style just because you asked her to

[kuribo]

tl;dr xRECKONERx isn't scum-hunting. He's fucking around and jumping on wagons. Scum-tell.

are you willing to stake your life on that?

because I'll go 1v1 with you in a fucking heartbeat if it gets me out of this game faster

what the hell? dude, you knew what you were getting into with this game, that's why you asked me to sign up for it before you realized that I had, and that's why you didn't /out when you saw the rest of the player list

[kuribo]

and reck's still not scum

[kuribo]

This one gets its very own post.ATTENTION KURIBO:If you don't stop fucking up your goddamned quote tags and preserving the links, I will personally find you and castrate you by way of your esophagus.You have been warned.Not much pisses me off to this extent, but congratulations, YOU'VE FOUND IT.

hahaha look at you, you are impotent with rage

[kuribo]

I've seen people who are just FRIENDS ONSITE defend another.

I've seen Katsuki, who I've known outside of the game for the better part of five years, decide that my rage wasn't violent enough compared to rage he's seen in games that aren't Mafiascum.

[kuribo]

Do you REALLY think Grimmjow's town or are you defending him because you're boyfriends?

He has legitimately done nothing scummy or worthy of suspicion, and the way everyone wants to keep throwing shit his way screams apathetic lurkerhunt instead of genuine scumhunting.

I agree with this. Grimm's no scummier than say, MME who's obviously flaking, or Shattered who's a retard, or that guy whose name escapes me that asked to be replaced like ten pages ago

It's pretty obviously shooting fish in a barrel.

[kuribo]

Kill: chunkykev

hahahaha holy shit, if he's not a day vig, the mod should make him one just for this to be true

I can't see a townie using a daykill on day 1 unless they are very certain.

Pretty sure that a scum daykiller able to end the day would be pretty overpowered, but what do I know?

[kuribo]

hindu, you cock tease

[kuribo]

I already have all my obnoxious gif pictures ready to repost.

see, now this is the sort of initiative i can get behind

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

@everyone: Who is against lynching chunkykev at this point? Shattered Viewpoint? xRECKONERx?

I'm not against lynching him per se, because in the first 20 pages, most of his posts are him complaining about declarative statements without reasoning given. Problem with that is, I do agree with him on that point--- but this isn't MD, and you're not going to change the playstyle of those that do this. And it's not going to help us find scum in this game. That said, I've done the EXACT SAME thing as town, so I see this as a null tell. He did finally drop a vote onto DGB for this, but... what? This wasn't worthy of a god damn vote until he was called out for not voting and until Shattered QuoteTags, Elli, Fate, and I were already on the wagon.

And why DGB? Why not Lowell? That guy is the god damn king of not explaining shit. Why not Shattered QuoteTags, who can barely be fucking bothered to PLAY, other than dropping a vote every now and then? Or Springlullaby? In fact, kev doesn't even accuse her of being scum, just that not explaining her reads annoys him. What? I thought we were supposed to be hunting scum, not people that fucking annoy us. And THEN, he seems to make it clear that the reason he's voting her is because he's had enough of her playstyle and he's been poking at her all fucking day. Which he has... but he never voted her until Khan called him out on it, and trying to pass it off as otherwise is bullshit.

For what? At least 300 - 400 posts now, chunky's been complaining about DGB's play. But again, he didn't vote her until it was "viable." Sure, he said he WANTED to vote SleeplessAssassin for the same reason... but he didn't. He could have voted any of the other people who, in his words, are "useless." But notice that he doesn't say she's scum. He calls some of her behavior scummy, sure. But does chunky even think DGB is scum? Or is he just trying to force her to play a different style? Or is he in over his head in this game? And he gave the most bullshit answer when EK asked him why he was tunnelling on DGB.

Why accuse someone of not answering your attacks when you already know they're barely reading the game? I mean, listen, I personally think if DGB has too much shit going on in her life to give this game the attention it needs, she should just replace out and we'd all understand. Not like her slot's in a fucked position anyway. But to try and paint it as if she's intentionally ignoring you? That's disingenuous as all fuck.

He doesn't even express an interest in Shittered QuoteTags until after it's pointed out that he's been ignoring people who aren't DGB.

I really don't like how chunky seems to be trying to modify his shit to adapt to the criticisms he's called out on.

let's poke at him some more

Unvote
Vote: Chunkykev

P-Edit: how nice of you to join us, Lowell

[kuribo]

Firstly, how could I have known she was not %u201Creading the game / half-assing it / whatever she's doing%u201D? I don%u2019t know her personal life and she only posted about that after I had put my vote down. I have explained this already%u2026

lolwhut

Here's what.

My husband threatened to leave me, said he'd been miserable for 26 years and there was nothing I could do to change his mind. I ran to find a job because I was going to have to make ends meet more solidly than with my web income alone.

I am now spending my days lining up lightbulbs and climbing giant ladders to move merchandise at a hardware store, for minimum wage. At 46. With a Master's degree in Molecular Biology.

He's back, but I'm not taking any chances.

So.

I'm sorry if I'm not in the mood for long winded cases.

You're getting what I can give.

If that's not good enough, lynch me.

I have continually asked Goofball about her posts (yes, not about the specific reads, but if she's going to give reads on multiple people then I want reasons for them all). The fact she has continued to ignore my questioning and continued to post reads with no reason is enough for me to put my vote down and hopefully get some answers from her.

You absolutely did accuse her of ignoring your questioning after she explained what was going on.


This isn't a matter of opinion, it is irrefutable fucking fact.

[kuribo]

You've got to be joking. If you are trying to build a case against me, how about actually looking at the facts?I voted DGB in post #637 and being accused of ignoring people that are not DGB happened after that (in post #678 and is clearly wrong). I%u2019ve %u201Cexpressed an interest%u201D in Shattered in post #296 and #572, and I even asked Shattered to respond to my earlier posts in post #656, in the very same post I responded to DGB and before I was accused of ignoring people that are not DGB.So why did you claim I hadn%u2019t expressed an interest in Shattered until after I was wrongly accused of focusing just on DGB? Deliberately ignoring the facts to make me look bad or a genuine mistake?

I'm not saying you ignored DGB, I'm saying you ignored everyone BUT DGB and waited until it was viable to throw your vote down.

[kuribo]

For those that commented (Reck, Kuribo), I'm curious to know if you were happy for me to be killed as you believe I am scum, or you were happy for a daykill to move the game on (a genuine day kill of me would have had a good chance of Hindu being lynched).

actually a genuine daykill of you had a good chance of confirming Hindu as town, but thanks for playing

[kuribo]

I%u2019ve %u201Cexpressed an interest%u201D in Shattered in post #296 and #572, and I even asked Shattered to respond to my earlier posts in post #656, in the very same post I responded to DGB and before I was accused of ignoring people that are not DGB.

what does this even mean, expressed an interest?

are you trying to ask him out, because he's kind of an idiot.


i guess you won't do any better though, so it probably beats dying alone

[kuribo]

anyway, i'm leaving for work, might post later if we're not short staffed

[kuribo]

Kublai Khan, do you think you're reading too much into things, Kublai Khan?

xRECKONERx wanted D1 over a long time ago, Kublai Khan. D1 is still going on and we've basically gotten nowhere. Kublai Khan, don't you think a flip of some sort would be good and help us move the game along? xRECKONERx does, and that's why he wanted that dayvig to be real.

ooh are we speaking in the third person now because kuribo can always get behind that

[kuribo]

If you take stuff out of context then you can make it suit your argument but let's put it back in context. Post #674 (feel free to go and actually read it) which you have just quoted part of to show that I accused her of ignoring questions after I knew what was going on in her personal life shows no such thing. That was said in direct response to Khan asking me about my "enough is enough vote post" and that was my reason for that post and my vote (which, I'm sure I don't need to remind you, was before she mentioned her real life situation).So are you going to continue to try and build a case on misinformation?

I'm not taking out of context, you flailing fuck.

You said that she "HAS CONTINUED TO IGNORE"

not she "CONTINUED TO IGNORE"

"HAS CONTINUED" as in still continues.

And you then say that it "IS REASON" enough to put your vote on her. Not "WAS REASON," IS REASON.
You're probably going to come on now and blow some bullshit smoke up my ass about how the wording is semantics, but I don't think they are.

[kuribo]

@Fate and Ellibereth:

Choose to vote for either chunkykev or xRECKONERx. Let's make a break for Day 2.

alternatively we could just keep going like we're going and ensure that no one will ever replace malt or MME because it'll still be day 1 when we hit 60 pages, and who the fuck is going to read that?

....


actually, i'd rather just lynch chunky or SA than do that.



also Katsuki should replace into this game since we need more screaming and chaos

[kuribo]

God no Katsuki isn't screaming and chaos he's useless and lurky

i dunno, he was always screaming and chaos when we were hunting idiots across the galaxy with giant death fleets

[kuribo]

My Milked Eek has informed me that he will be posting tomorrow. Spamming some people replacement for malthusis soon incoming.

petitioning you to change the title to "THE AFTERMATH- WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME"

[kuribo]

Explain the reference and I can make an informed decision.

It's a Mad Max reference.
A steel cage deathmatch in a post-apocalyptic world where bloodthirsty onlookers shout for death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQC3nkftrk

[kuribo]

That doesn't change that SA should be dead. The mystical other half of those "reads" are never, ever coming

i think it's this:
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 3#p3532293

But notice how once the wagons shifted, he decided that was good enough for him? It's like he just sat back and said to himself, "yep, that'll do. "

[kuribo]

although now that i'm actually reading it again, it's not his other half of his reads, it's just him replying to criticism about himself

[kuribo]

Updated pronouncements:

TOWN

DrippingGoofball
Sociopath
Hinduragi
Pine
SpyreX
Kuribo
Kublai Khan

LEANING TOWN

elvis_knits
Sleepless Assassin
springlullaby

NOT LEANING

Zdenek
Rhinox

LEANING SCUM

Chunky >>> I'm starting to doubt he's scum.

LURKERSCUM

My Milked Eek

SCUM

Fate
malthusis
Shattered Viewpoint
Elli
RECK
Grimmjow
Lowell >>> earlier town read not sustained.

I'm going to start referring to this as the Goofball Index

[kuribo]

haha, I just saw where Sera replaced in, so I was going to look back over the last 32 pages to see what it must be like for that poor bastard and I noticed that Max said that scum can talk for one week from the date of the game starting.

32 fucking pages and it's only been a week. holy shit, they've been talking about us

this whole fucking time

of course some of you already realized this

[kuribo]

but those posts are like Chinese food, they're there, you can eat them, but they're not very filling



god i want some eggrolls

[kuribo]

Seriously this whole thing with him being like OMG THAT WALL WAS SO BAD... why the fuck would he be tunneling so hard D1 as town? That's not town fucking SpyreX. Town Spy bashes whatever skulls he so pleases rather than tunneling on one relatively easy person to lynch.

well in that case, the obvious play is to leave him alive through Day 2 so that fate can fake a claim and trick spyrex into confessing to visiting someone that he didn't even visit


lololololol

[kuribo]

The "wow, scum have been talking" thing looks legit

i'm also thinking that after 30+ pages of thread content, i'd bet my left nut that at least one or two scum have dropped daytalk tells in this thread, which means I'm gonna have to slog through all this stuff again to see if I can spot it

anyone else is welcome to join me in that, since i've never been good at that sort of thing

[kuribo]

i've replaced into ALOT of games, and i've never once heard scum fear replacement

also, i'm pretty sure it was a joke post that you're trying to make into a case

and also socio didn't vote Sera

[kuribo]

if anything, scum should be happy about replacements, because

A) LOOK AT HOW MANY FREAKING PAGES THIS GAME IS. they probably figure they can get away with more bullshit with a replacement having to go through all that

and

B) Who's to say that malt wasn't scum? why would scum fear one of their own? i'm not saying he is, or isn't because that slot hasn't posted in so long. but in the event that malt was scum, then his scum partners have more to gain and less to fear by him getting replaced.


i mean, really, i don't think i can overstate how much of an idiot "scum fears replacements" makes you sound.


let's all point and laugh at Pine.

[kuribo]

if anything, scum should be happy about replacements, because

i say that, but generally, everyone should be happy about replacements, including the town (more discussion, etc) since having someone actually fucking playing beats an idle / useless spot any day, no matter what your alignment is

[kuribo]

Kuribo, obv scum fear competent replacements, think about what YOU said earlier. How much better you are at finding scum when you replace into a game. Scum have their whole little magical world set-up, then someone replaces in and shits all over it.

huh, i never thought of it that way, but you're right

scumslips tend to be picked up better by people who are just reading the game with a fresh set of eyes

[kuribo]

Grimmjow
Lowell
My Milked Eek
Rhinox
Seraphim
Zdenek

^This is why we're going to lose btw

don't forget Shattered Viewpoint after his stunning lurk-to-victory tactic that gave Spyscum the win in the last game we were all in together

[kuribo]

Also, how is Shattered avoiding any more attention? He is one of my top scum choices just now.

says the guy that's voting DGB

[kuribo]

Hush now, the adults are talking.

is that why you havent been saying much

[kuribo]

[quote"In post 849, Shattered Quotetags"]Which is PRECISELY why he did it. The guy is masterful as scum. Mark my words.[/quote]

are you high? i haven't been scum in over three years and i was always god-awful at it

[kuribo]

The one point you're missing here, Genius, is that I was TOWN in that game.

which is why i've been giving you a pass for your shitty play in this game

i've seen you play like crap as town, and i've seen you lurkercoast as town

[kuribo]

I fucking told you about the fucking goddamned fucking quote tags. You're doing this on purpose now.

i have no idea what you're talking about

[kuribo]

You've seen me in ONE FUCKING GAME, DOUCHE.Not counting this one, which doesn't count.I srsly need to step away from the keyboard now, or you will die through sheer power of my will.

and you've seen me in one fucking game, where i was town


yet you say my play as scum is "masterful"

[kuribo]

I fucking told you about the fucking goddamned fucking quote tags. You're doing this on purpose now.

i have no idea what you're talking about

I've spoken with the Mod about this issue.

I hope you're force-replaced. It can only do town good.

hahaha, you whiny little pussy

first off, the quote tags before? it happens when i post from my phone, not a god damn thing i can do about it

second off, just now? it's called FUCKING WITH YOU

learn to take a fucking joke, you shit-eating ass master

[kuribo]

HAHAHA holy shit

kev's totally scum, what he's doing is trying to make it look like SA had the SDC explained to him in the scum's daytalk and scumslipped about it in the thread

when any reasonable person can see that's clearly not the case

[kuribo]

when any reasonable person can see that's clearly not the case

although i understand that looking for reasonable people in this game is like searching for meaning in a pauly shore movie

[kuribo]

@Kuribo %u2013 Can I ask why you are commenting on this now when you never mentioned it at all when I posted about it in the first place?

because I hadn't realized at the time that scum were daytalking

you, however, not only remembered it long before, but you were trying to softly use it as part of your case

to me, it points to you accidentally using knowledge that you have first hand--- you assumed that everyone knew the scum were daytalking. but why would anyone assume that? 33 pages makes the game feel like it's been going on for weeks and weeks. Not one week and a day. but, maybe i'm just an idiot who didn't notice when the mod said that

as an aside, i only just figured out when i posted about it that it was what you meant when you said "scumslip"

sometimes i get so god damn busy arguing with morons that i let things get by me when they should be obvious

[kuribo]

just because you put it in quotation marks doesn't mean you aren't talking out of your ass


hope that helps

[kuribo]

What the hell does that mean? Lurking?

no, what can happen is that sometimes people can interact with one another in ways that betray the fact that they're able to talk to one another outside of the thread

[kuribo]

P.S. No need to swear. Play nice :p

have you forgotten where you are

[kuribo]

you know, as fast as this town's been burning through one another, you'd think the kev wagon would have picked up more steam by now

[kuribo]

you know, as fast as this town's been burning through one another, you'd think the kev wagon would have picked up more steam by now

did you just unconsciously admit that kev is town?

he he ha ha ho ho

kuribo wagon is back on?

how the hell do you get that from what i typed?

what's with the sudden bout of retardation, reck?

[kuribo]

I'm willing to policy lynch kuribo next time time he steps out of line.

If I tell you to eat shit, would you change your mind?

[kuribo]

you heard it here guys, 37 pages and we got nothin to go on, may as well lynch me for being a douchebag


hey spring, if i had a daykill, guess who i'd be using it on?




god damn, that was REALLY fucking stupid


REALLY


REALLY


REALLY


fucking

stupid

[kuribo]

ITS ALWAYS TOO LATE TO GO BACK IN GODDAMN TIME

it's never too late to go back in time, that's the whole point of time travel :colbert:

[kuribo]

And I NEVER EVER would have to force irritation at ohh lolll metasss he's tunnelin one of the few acutal real scum reads he has because half this game is lurking and we're pushing on page god damn 40 and the wheels just keep spinnin

yeah between this and watching the Ravens play the worst game of football I've ever seen, I don't even have the energy to tell springlullaby what a god damn moron he is for wanting to policy lynch me if i "step out of line"



wait, yes i do, spring, you idiot.

[kuribo]

I have you beat.

I'm a Broncos fan.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




i bet you really miss mike shanahan

[kuribo]

I refuse to play in that level of vulgarity.

[kuribo]

like, geez, can't mess up my quote tags, can't tell people to eat shit, is there anything else i can get for you nancies?

[kuribo]

and what the hell did that even mean earlier? you understand right, that SV's problem with me wasn't my attitude but my MISUSE OF QUOTE TAGS

anyway, since you feel the need to cry to mommy about words on the internet, i suppose i can refrain from using expressions like "shit-eating assmaster"

your policy lynch crap, though is so on-its-face scummy that i actually have a hard time believing scum would do it

[kuribo]

When it comes to Kuribo, I'm not shocked at all because he strikes me as the sort of person who'd laugh at town reads getting day killed.

to be fair, i'd laugh at anyone getting daykilled unexpectedly by an unclaimed dayvig. even myself.

[kuribo]

Shattered Viewpoint is def town for the way he reacted to kuribo.

HAHA, what?


he's town for wanting me force replaced because i kept effing up my quote tags?

what?


how does that even


i mean, it doesn't make him scum. we both know what it makes him, and i won't say since there are effing tattletales here. if anything, SV disliking me is a nulltell, as he pointed out when he replaced in that he didn't like me

also before I forget:

@Mod: Okay, I'll tone down the vulgarity and try to speak as if I'm in Utah. But you should really disregard complaints from people who threaten to hunt me down and castrate me.

[kuribo]

Why are we wagoning town again?

because they already derailed your wagon

[kuribo]

Iunno. Lots and lots of little things. A lot of gut. It's strong but I have a hard time explaining why. Perhaps some positive confirmation bias thrown in there, I'm as prone to it as anyone.

"he's town because i think he's town, but if he flips scum, this is the part where i said i might be wrong"

[kuribo]

Ok, I know I'm way the fuck behind but here goes. I know most of you will not be reading this, because it's likely to turn into a wall, but deal with it.

Also, keep in mind, as I'm writing this up, I'm reading through, so things might change in the course of this.

Spoiler:

Vote: Sleepless
Trying to confuse the town that much. Check

....You can't confuse the town if you're confused yourself. So, technically, possible motives aside, there's nothing scummy about it.

Unless he wasn't actually confused himself. In which case, throwing around confusion such as this would be a scum tactic.

In post 384, Hinduragi"]

I don't necessarily think Fate is scummy.

And I'm mainly looking at this. Why say this if you thought he was scummy.

I didn't say that Fate was scummy. I actually was talking about when Fate said he'd hate to have to bus Kuribo D1, and it pinged me funny that he would use the word bus. But I also stated that it might just be that I wasn't used to how you all talk in these games. I thought it would be obvious by me saying this, but I also thought it might have been obvious sarcasm to some people while I misunderstood the meaning behind it.

Now, one thing that I just saw that bugs me more than the "bus" comment:

Goddammit. It took a while but I'm right. Sleepless Assassin is town. Terrible, terrible town. I knew something wasn't right with that wagon and he'll probably say more retarded stuff after this but he is town. I ISO'd him and looked at why I dropped off. Add to that the rest of what he's said today, he's town.

Kuribo then turns around and does a basic play-by-play of the SA SK theory, and Hindu then states:

Whether he's scum or town, he did all that bullshit.

So if you were so certain TWO POSTS AGO that he was town, why would you back off so quickly and say this, which comes with a notion of uncertainty?

Chunky bothers me, with his incessant "READS WITH NO REASON WHAAAA?" I totally understand the rationale behind wanting reasoning with someones reads, but he seems to be focused more on this notion then with actually scumhunting.

DGB pops in with very little content. I know I've been MIA for a while, but before then, I was at least posting my thoughts etc. and engaging in conversation, whereas she just popped in for a moment and nothing.

Also, I get why Hindu and Rhinox jumped on me for my vote. Had I read it outside of myself, yeah, I would have thought the same thing. I just couldn't really put into words why else I felt he was scum. Accept it or not.

SA's dismissal of the L-1 in order to go back and post reads is more of a null tell for me. I could see it as "Well, if I die, I die, but I'm going to be as useful to the town as possible before that happens." I could also see it as "Well, I'm going to ignore this L-1 shit and act like I'm something of value to the town." Former: town. Latter: scum.

you realize there was plenty of reasons you were scummy before you derped your pants about the setup right

I'm curious to hear your opinion of those reasons in list format.

As am I.

Touche, Kuribo. I see your reasoning now.

and Spy seems most connected to Fate.

Can you explain this?

WTF? Page 19 and people are still just getting into the game at all...?

SA is at l-1... iso'd him, don't feel particularly strong either way about him. I think the case is way overstated against him, but I've no reason to believe he's town either. I do not intend to hammer at this time.

Unvote:
Vote: Rhinox

NEW SPARKLY WAGON GOGOGOGO

Uhm, wtf is this shit?

I agree with Khan's assessment completely here.

I'm skimming everything else except that chunkwagon is go.

VOTE: chunkykev

Where did this come from?[/spoiler]

My boyfriend is now beckoning me to the shower (sex?) so I kinda have to wrap this up. I'll get back to this later. <3[/quote]

Yeah, this guy is town as all heck*

*new and improved sanitized language for whiny little mary's

[kuribo]

how the heck did i mess that quote up? anyway, grimmjow is town as heck.

[kuribo]

CEPT SPY IS SUCM AND TOMORROW ITS GONNA BE"LOL IMMA A HIDER LOOK AT ME NOW UNKILLABLE COP"AND YOURE ALL GONNA FALL FOR HIS SWEET FUCKING TALK

no effing way, i'm watching out for that crap this time

[kuribo]

He is not unjustly targeted. He's been lurking in a way consistent with his scum meta.

and with his town meta

[kuribo]

He is not unjustly targeted. He's been lurking in a way consistent with his scum meta.

and with his town meta

I really wish we could get some sincere pressure on some useless lurkers without people getting up in arms with "How dare you! That's his town-meta! You're unjustly targeting him/her!" responses.

hey, if you want to lynch the crap out of SA for his useless fake-lurking, i'm all for that (because he is scum, you see)

but some of us have played in games with Grimm and Shattered Viewpoint where they've lurked their way to a loss as town

[kuribo]

It's been what? Three days now since the promised other half of that read? Do we have to put you back at L-1 to get you to finish it?

I'll work on it Monday or I'll gladly hang?

Welp, time to pay the piper, scum. And on top of the scummy things you've done this game, we can add "Voting for SpyreX after he dared to call you out on not finishing your end of the bargain."

Unvote
Vote: Sleepless Assassin

[kuribo]

ugh, it sickens me to be back on the same wagon with chunkyscum

[kuribo]

What happened to the spy wagon? Do I have to 1v.1 someone for anyone to get lynched?

Probably not, but it helps to actually do SOMETHING instead of the nothing that you've been doing.

[kuribo]

Kuribo - is growing on me.

I'm like a tumor.

[kuribo]

he also lurks hardcore as town sooo

this man knows because we've seen it firsthand

[kuribo]

So you've been doing stuff for 2 hours that we don't care about (so true :p) but that's done so don't see the point in telling us. You still have stuff to do for about an hour, then your girlfriend's lunch break then this game has your mostly undivided attention.Considering you posted this over 5 hours ago now, that is one hell of a lunch break! Going to my bed now (after midnight here) and curious if they'll be anything when I get up in the morning.

what the crap is this?

now you're just reaching, which is hilarious since i think you're both scum

[kuribo]

he also talks about me alot

i mean, i'm flattered, but i don't swing that way



no, i totally do for the right price

[kuribo]

no fucking way should spyspy be allowed to kill two people tomorrow

[kuribo]

alternatively, no fucking way should spyspy be allowed to pass random weird voodoo onto two people tomorrow

[kuribo]

WELL IF TWO PEOPLE DIE TOMORROW THEN SPYREX CAN DIE BUT HE ISN'T VERY LIKELY TO BE A MAFIA WITH EXTRA KILLS LIKE THAT

BALANCE, KIDS

no third faction

+

odd-night killer

=

vig, because if he's not mafia aligned, and he's not a third faction, he's town aligned. And if he is mafia-aligned, he's just... mafia.

[kuribo]

but wait

Basically as a part of the creepy ritual that these guys have going on they require some organs, but they need to fail in a particular way (It isn%u2019t a ritual if it isn%u2019t really precise). So, they drug people and they usually die.

doesn't that imply that the ritual is how scum makes their NKs?

[kuribo]

this whole "Why would i offer my organs up to save Elli when I was the one that put him there" sounds like just the kind of thing Spyscum would do to get out of having to offer up his organs / get lynched today

[kuribo]

Wait a second.@Kurbio:Are you saying you are NOT part of a cult?

Are you saying that you know that the scum PM states that they're not in the cult?

And of course I'm in the cult, our Great Leader took me from a life that would have led me to my death.

[kuribo]

I think that's a big scumslip there. He's calling the cult leader "Great Leader" instead of "our Misled Leader". By flavor, he's still in the cult. BOOM, headshot.

actually the scumslip is yours


we'll be needing those organs, dumbass

[kuribo]

Vote: Pine