Mortal Kombat Mafia (Game Over: Mafia Win)

[Darox]

Vote: Cooldog

COOLDOG VS FATE, SHOWMATCH OF THE CENTURY.

LET'S GET IT ON.

[Darox]

Vote yourself Cooldog, we have to do them one at a time.

[Darox]

FUCK YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB.

VOTE FATE

AFTER

COOLDOG IS PICKED. YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR VOTE IF YOU VOTE COOLDOG. THE "SECOND HIGHEST" RULE IS ONLY IF WE HIT A DEADLINE, JESUS.

[Darox]

NEW PLAN.

COOLDOG VS PALISADE

FUCK THAT GUY.

[Darox]

POINTING OUT MOD ERRORS = SCUMMY? YEAH NO, NEED A FATALITY OVER HERE.

[Darox]

IT'S FUNNY SEE, CAUSE HE'S CALLING PEOPLE OUT FOR NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE WHILE DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

[Darox]

Pointing out a mod error in that manner? Yes, it is scummy. If Amrun had just said,

Mod: you have the deadline set as April 25--did you mean August 25th?

Or something like that, it'd be null. If Amrun had done it in an extremely jokey manner, it'd be null. But Amrun did neither. Amrun took a bit of a middle ground. A sort of distorted fence-sitting, I suppose you could say. And that was scummy. It was meant to look pro-town, while not actually looking pro-town.

YOU MEAN, IF HE HAD PHRASED IT EXACTLY LIKE TOGEPI DID? BUT WAIT, YOU CALLED THAT SCUMMY TOO! YEAH NAH, AS SOON AS COOLDOG IS IN THE RING I'M SENDING YOU RIGHT IN THERE WITH HIM.

[Darox]

PS. YOU'RE USELESS BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN UP PEOPLE FOR POINTING OUT MOD ERRORS. JUST LET THAT SINK IN. POINTING OUT MOD ERRORS IN THE DEADLINE AND LYNCH THRESHOLD. THINGS THAT HAVE NO RELATION TO ROLE AND ARE PRETTY EASY TO SPOT EVEN AS AN OUTSIDER WITH NO GAME INFORMATION.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY A GOOD AND SENSIBLE AVENUE FOR SCUMHUNTING?

[Darox]

BL, Kise, why are you not voting for Cooldog?

Do it, do it now.

[Darox]

I'm preoccupied elsewhere at the moment. But we have a CC. It's pretty clear one of the miller claims needs to be lynched. UNVOTE: Cooldog, VOTE: singersigner.

FUCK.



YOU.

[Darox]

Bloody hell you people are worse than crack weasels.

Miller claims are stupid we get it. That doesn't mean we shouldn't kill Palisade asap.

[Darox]

Yeah, ok.

TURN THE WAGON AROUND, WE'RE NOT GOING TO OREGON. IT'S OVERRATED ANYWAY.

NEW DESTINATION:

Unvote, Vote: Palisade

[Darox]

Oh hey no wonder everyone wanted to quicklynch you. God damn.

[Darox]

I think we needs a springlullaby vs. paliside kombat.

unvote;vote:springlullaby

If you want springlullaby vs Palisade, WHY ARE YOU NOT VOTING PALISADE TO SEND HIM INTO THE RING.

THIS SHIT IS CALLED STALLING A LYNCH, QUIT IT.

[Darox]

I have, and I see an effort at scumhunting.

Attacking people for pointing out obvious mod errors isn't scum hunting Fonz, it's fluff to make someone look like they are scumhunting.

[Darox]

Yeah, we should spend as little time in the ring as possible, because it gives 23 players an excuse to lurk. Discuss first, then pick a person to kill, pick a killer, slam dunk fatality.

[Darox]

On that note

Vote: Ludi

[Darox]

Actually, we kinda should pick two scummy people, but we really should spend as little time as possible in the ring and flipping between two is a good way to drag shit out, so depends I guess. Go for a double scum pick if we're trying to pressure the hell out of two people, otherwise executioner style.

[Darox]

Fair warning, Almond is working on a wall containing all of our reads.

LYNCH FASTER LYNCH FASTER.

I really don't get why people are voting themselves. First ABR, who luckily quickly unvoted, and now Ludi.

Vote: Ludi

, I really hate it when people start voting for themselves.
And I still don't like MoS going random again, after we already had a semi-lynch.

You do realize why he is voting himself, right?

[Darox]

Conclusion,

vote: ludi

Wow.

That's just.
That's just so fucking dumb.
You attack him multiple times. And then, and fucking then, you do exactly what he wants and vote him.

What the fuck are you doing.

[Darox]

Five bucks says I've got less completed games than you Kise. Don't try playing that burden of experience bullshit on me.

More when I'm not dead tired.

[Darox]

Welp, today is simple.

Vote: WeyounsLastClone

[Darox]

There are shenanigans possible and I'm not losing the cop to stupidity.

---

I wouldn't really mind if it's me.

...

[Darox]

She won't die today anyway, what does it matter?

Palisade already has more votes on him, let's get this done.

VOTE COUNT FOR KOMBATANTS

Day 2 Vote Count (#6)

Amrun (5) - Mastermind of Sin, Toogeloo, Oversoul, kiwieagle, Nero Cain
Palisade (1) - Amrun

What?

[Darox]

Vote: Amrun

, by the way.

[Darox]

Kiwieagle quit being stupid. You cocked up, this discussion is stupid, let's kill Weyon.

[Darox]

Kiwieagle is bad at reading comprehension.

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The fact that we have a Earthrealm invader cop & miller, plus a claimed black dragon cop, means we've got two scum factions hanging about.

Vote: SnakePlissken

[Darox]

Kiwieagle is bad at reading comprehension.

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The fact that we have a Earthrealm invader cop & miller, plus a claimed black dragon cop, means we've got two scum factions hanging about.

Vote: SnakePlissken

Total tinfoil here, but I recently read a clever tactic that some mafia used to use, which was assigning a hr code to a predetermined QT target for your scumbuddies to figure out.

What other use of an hr code is there in am actual mafia game?

Dividing different points.

[Darox]

I assumed based on the lack of roleclaim & vote that you were waiting for Ghostwriter to respond.

[Darox]

Alrighty.

Vote: GhostWriter

[Darox]

2 scum groups + cop that only detects black dragons = you're not cop confirmed town

[Darox]

Daaaaang I got ninjaed to hell and back. That was to Amrun.

[Darox]

We're looking for a total of six scum

Please tell me when this happened I missed the memo.

[Darox]

All the better for you to misinterpret.

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If we ever take a break from our busy schedule of modkills and power role guilty claims, we should get back to lynching Palisade.

[Darox]

We're done here.

Vote: Palisade

Incoming 11 vote hit combo and exactly zero words from Ghostwriter.

[Darox]

Choose: GhostWriter

[Darox]

Vote: Toogeloo

Nice slip.
Man, we don't even need another power role guilty claim to continue our streak, time to go 3 for 3.

[Darox]

There wasn't any need to protect ABR because he was essentially 1-shot.

And who told you this ahead of time?

Given that he was not protected, I think it is safe to assume we only have one protecting role and that should stay on CoolDog who doesn't have any limit.

Or that they don't know each other and don't act as if someone will cover their ass.

I like the cut of Timeaters' jib.

[Darox]

Wait we already had a doctor flip anyway, so wtf x2 for that second quote.

[Darox]

Even-night scum role cop?
Really? Based on what, my self assured nature? Why haven't I claimed a guilty for massive town cred and minus one competing scum member? Or better yet, where have I identified and night killed a power role? Reckoner & Bunnylover both died night two, before an even night power role would have had a result.

(Let's ignore that Black Dragons would want an Earthrealm cop alive, and that Cooldog, the Black Dragon cop, is still alive. That'd be too hard on your flimsy case.)

ABR had claimed watcher, a rolecop that identified him as oneshot would actually stay his death.

P.S. How has nobody picked up that the Bunnylover was 90% sure to be a vig kill, and that we have only had one kill per night otherwise. Two nights is way too much to be a coincidence, especially given the power role info out there.

TODAYS KILL LIST:
Toogeloo
Oversoul
Palisade

I was all ready for Toogeloo, but Palisade reminded me of why he needs to die. Damnit Kise, we could have done this D1 and been free.

[Darox]

Unvote, Vote: Oversoul

Chillin.

[Darox]

Because I was busy forgetting to post here.
And now, because if I do vote I'd hammer.

Sort of in a conundrum here.
I want to lynch Oversoul. Still want to lynch Palisade & Toogeloo. And we can't have all three. I mean, I'd like to throw kiwieagle in there as well, though that's just on principle.

So I guess I'll vote Palisade in the near future, watch them duke it out, and decide which is more deserving of a vote.

[Darox]

Yeah nothing interesting is happening here.

Vote: Palisade

Let's see some Oversoul blood.

[Darox]

Choose: Oversoul

[Darox]

Both the cops had their head devoured.
On the same night that they had their head devoured, we had a second kill, 'burnt alive'.
Both of these were even-numbered nights.

I'm not even sure where I'm going with this.

Vote: Toogeloo

because it's a fantastic default vote.

[Darox]

Oh right.

That the cop kills are mafia and that head burnt is probably vig, even though I don't get why T-Bone.

[Darox]

You people are so dumb, for reals.

[Darox]

I have doubts about Nachomomma8 being as cool as Timeater.
Better look at the player list sometime and see who is not pants on head retarded, because that number is dwindling quickly.

[Darox]

You know what's also scummy as fuck? This wagon.

Amrun (12) - Mastermind of Sin, Toogeloo, Oversoul, kiwieagle, Nero Cain, Darox, xRECKONERx, Amrun, Bunnylover, Snakeplissken, CooLDoG, zMuffinMan

It's scummy because it was a wagon that grew large, without anyone ever coming up with a plausible sounding justification of it, on a player who has been investigated in such a way as to make her more likely town than most.

Let me just step up and disagree loudly.

First of all, Amrun is on that wagon, which should set warning bells off in your head, second, that's a D2 wagon, aka before Amrun was investigated, and third, it was picking a competitor to square off against cop-guilty Weyoun.

[Darox]

So... are you saying this is a wagon scum wouldn't want to be on?

Nope, I'm saying it's a wagon that everyone would want to be on regardless of feelings toward Amrun. She was never going to be lynched, it was all about Weyoun. I mean, you might get something out of the people who were wringing their hands over possible ring shennanagins, but saying "This wagon is scummy because it was on someone who became cop-cleared town" is absurd.

[Darox]

If you thought he was town and the wagon was scumdriven, why did you swap back to voting him?

Shit makes no sense.

[Darox]

That didn't stop Reck & Cooldog from both being town, did it?

Two town millers makes sense regardless of if there are one or two scum factions.

[Darox]

I'm pretty certain I haven't started voting MoS, despite what the votecount says.
Still believe in my heart of hearts that Toogeloo is scum.

Not feeling the IS wagon.

[Darox]

It's basically taking a pretty mediocre suspicion as a base (Pushing for Palisade lynch) and then repeatedly poking him with sticks to see what he'll do.

[Darox]

That doesn't make you cop confirmed town. Because, you know, there IS two factions and we fucking know this already. They probably are working together for 1 scum team, but it doesn't stop there being two distinct types of scum.

Post inbound.

[Darox]

Ok let's look at everyone alive here and see who isn't batshit crazy.

Scum

CSL:

Worst reasons in history for the Palisade wagon. "Guys Palisade is totes scum" "Oh wait, when he started posting walls I thought he was town" "But peer pressure made me lynch him anyway"

Nachomamma8:

What the fuck is even going on with that scumteam discussion.

Toogeloo:

Cop hunting and scum slips, oh my!

Dangerously Crazy

GreyICE

: Damnit why did the useless antitown person have to replace into the probtown slot.

Kiwieagle

Bogre

Town

Internet Stranger

: Nope still not seeing this wagon.

zMuffinMan

The Fonz

Mastermind of Sin

Ugh I'll do the rest later this is sapping my will to live.

I'm still not voting MoS.

Unvote, Vote: CSL

[Darox]

There are two scum factions.
Black Dragons, and Invaders.

We know this because we've got an invader cop and a black dragon cop.
It doesn't matter if they are working together or not, being cleared as not black dragon does not exclude you from being an invader.

[Darox]

Eh.

I went back and checked, and Ludi started the IS kick, not muffin. I don't really see scum looking at the state of affairs at that time and deciding what they really needed to do is bus a teammate.

[Darox]

This game is bulllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiit.

Ok so, Nero is pretty scummy and his reasons for suspecting MoS & muffin are basically complete crap. Amrun still being dumb. Still on the fence regarding IS.

[Darox]

Hey guys, I found my anchor in the sea of apathy.

Let's lynch CSL as fast as humanly possible.

[Darox]

Unvote;
Vote: CSL

...just to ensure Oversoul isn't going into the ring, and CSL makes a good back-up to MoS since he isn't getting attention today it seems. I am fine with CSL v. Nero in a fight to the death. Had a town read on Nero earlier, and a scum read on CSL, but I have town reads on *most* of the people on Nero, so their judgment is worth noting as well. Their arguments in the ring will be my deciding factor though.

I'm a little concerned of the exodus off of IS, and forsee a constant problem with IS v. Ludi tomorrow, especially given today was dominated by that discussion. But I very much would like to discuss the anti-town/floaters and get them sorted out as well.

Passed my stone last night btw, thanks to everyone for their wishes.

[Super scummy]

We still have to put Nero into the ring, no point in voting CSL yet.

Nero is at 4 while CSL is at 5, so whatever.

I see Bogre has gone back to posturing. Please do something helpful Bogre.

Actually, looking at the rules, our best bet is probably to just keep the current state of affairs with CSL and Nero as the leaders until the deadline hits. Don't want one getting a majority, having the VC reset, and someone different getting thrown in because one or two people jumped in to a secure a lead in the time between the mod declaring the first contestant and the deadline running out.

[Darox]

Every time Palisade posted in Kombat I wanted to beat him over the head with how nonsensical his words were.

Unvote, Vote: Nero

because they're both going in and I don't want any reset VC shenanigans.

[Darox]

Choose: 'Cognitive dissonance'SL

[Darox]

The terminator is in mortal kombat?

IS is still a terrible idea, especially in light of recent events.

[Darox]

The IS wagon is bad because it's a piece of shit and pretty much entirely subjective in a way that I don't feel applies to IS at all.

[Darox]

Who's scum, Darox?

You plus everyone below Bogre in the player list works well. Including Bogre, that is.

I guess I could see IS as serial killer based on the shuriken targets, but nothing about his day play convinces me.

[Darox]

Immediately after claiming a protown investigative role?

[Darox]

12 players alive, 3 dead scum.

You think we're one from LYLO?
Really?

There sure as hell isn't 7+ scum on one team.

[Darox]

Pfft, Fonz is an obvious Scorpion.

Head burning?
T-Bone of all people getting killed?

Seriously now.

[Darox]

Nah IS is still a lousy lynch.

[Darox]

If IS is an odd night SK, what does that make Fonz?

It's these hard hitting questions that have completely slipped you by.

[Darox]

Posting after me then accusing me of not reading doesn't work, you know.

[Darox]

The real truth is we don't have any vigs.

The proof?
Kiwieagle, Oversoul, Nachomamma & GreyIce are all still alive.

[Darox]

So there's one scum team, but I'm scum. Totally makes sense. NOT. This is scumplaining if I've ever seen it. Waaaaaaaaaah, Amrun hasn't been playing that well, but how do I undermine the fact that she's almost entirely confirmed town? Yeah, right. There's so much cog dis in your arguments.

Your arguments against me reveal your true intention; if I suffer from confirmation bias, as you say, then I truly believe you are scum - and am therefore NOT SCUM.

Your case against me: I say I'm confirmed town, and I have confirmation bias. If that isn't the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. You just saw a mislynch looming on the horizon after the thing with wlc and don't know when to let it go.

Not true. MOS, for example, has been saying he suspected me. Plenty of people have listed me as secondary suspects at different times. SKs tend to take out good players/obvtowns and leave the survivors comprising themselves and VIs.

Unless they're planning on fakeclaiming vig.... I'm not interested in lynching you today, but this isn't a good defense.

Fonz, can you explain why you shot BL over SL?

Are you KIDDING ME? Once more, you demonstrate how out of touch you are with the game.


NERO IS SCUM

IS IS NOT GROUPSCUM AND NOT KILLING TONIGHT SO NOT INTERESTED, EVEN IF HE IS SK

NERO DIES TODAY


Also Bogre is still town.

Wow.

The only thing I can say in response, you've already said.

Once more, you demonstrate how out of touch you are with the game.

[Darox]

Darox, I don't understand your post.

So there's one scum team, but I'm scum. Totally makes sense. NOT. This is scumplaining if I've ever seen it. Waaaaaaaaaah, Amrun hasn't been playing that well, but how do I undermine the fact that she's almost entirely confirmed town? [Not true] Yeah, right. There's so much cog dis in your arguments.

Your arguments against me reveal your true intention; if I suffer from confirmation bias, as you say, then I truly believe you are scum - and am therefore NOT SCUM. [What?]

Your case against me: I say I'm confirmed town [Still not true], and I have confirmation bias. If that isn't the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. You just saw a mislynch looming on the horizon after the thing with wlc and don't know when to let it go.

In other news, there is no way one of the alternating killers is a serial killer while the other isn't.

[Darox]

In other news, LOL Darox is still scum. There's absolutely no reason to think that both would have to be SKs.

Did I say that?
I'm pretty sure I said they're not different.

Do you think a lone, gimped serial killer is in this game?

[Darox]

Vote: MuffinMan

Bester option.
Don't think I've forgotten about you Toogeloo, you're still scum.

[Darox]

You weren't pants on head retarded about the scumteams thing and Ludi + MoS were still alive.

[Darox]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Proof there are no vigs.

[Darox]

I feel good about this towns commitment.

They're definitely not going to slag off and watch lazy lynches roll on by.

[Darox]

Basis of being scum and pushing bullshit cases.

It's pretty rock solid.

[Darox]

Currently debating the merits of asking for a duel between Peregrine and Quilford.

Kinda annoyed chamber didn't get shot, it's causing an itch in my brain.

[Darox]

Duuuuuuuuuur wrong game.

[Darox]

"Hahah, we started pushing bullshit before we got attacked, we have seniority!"

[Darox]

Yup.
I'm a pretty stark contrast to this massively proactive town.

More when I'm not going to sleep.

[Darox]

Chillin.

[Darox]

Hey, Darox, where's that more later that was going to happen when you weren't going to sleep?

Video games happened.

It'll involve actually reading the thread and writing more than 2 lines, so procrastination has kicked into overdrive.

[Darox]

That would be making the very dangerous assumption that Bogre will say anything.

[Darox]

Just maxing and relaxing.

Gotta dedicate some of my daylight hours to this game. Pithy lines and comments on recent play are easy by moonlight, revisions of the day less so.

[Darox]

Oh right how could I forget.

Vote: Muffinman

Still scum.

[Darox]

Reasons why The Muffin Man is scum.

#861
#997
#1015
#1138 [Espec that list at the end]
#1147
#1160
Break for amusement:

I'm thinkin' one scum faction with 1-2 independent SKs or a SK team like the one seen Road to WrestleMania Mafia

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Baffling. Simply baffling.

Ludi was pierced by shurikens last night. Albert was also pierced by shurikens. Shurikens only on odd nights, burn victims on even nights. Maybe a 2-man SK team? One an even night killer, one an odd night killer? I originally thought maybe the burner was an even night vig because I could potentially see those shots coming from a vig, maaaaaaybe.

Holy shit do you ever stop talking bullshit Muffin.

I'm torn between wanting to pick every post from the start of D6 onwards or just blanking them from my mind and staying a happy person.
The bullshit with "One of the odd/even killers is a SK and the other is a vig" is another notable point though.

I've lost several years off my life reading this soul sapping thread, so it's time for a break to enjoy the finer things in life, like not starving.

[Darox]

You're adorable.

[Darox]

So why do those quotes make muffin scum?

Well, aside from the first one, which is Muffin making a slip (No, it's not a passive, it's a factional alignment) there is a lot of references to Muffin following Ludi, supporting Ludi, and very carefully avoiding calling Ludi town.
Oh sure, he's called "mostly town" a bunch of times, but it's always filled with disclaimers. There are a bunch of people who are "sure thing town" and then there is Ludi, sitting by himself in "mostly town". One list he even drops Ludi off completely, leaving him in the nebulous void of 'miscellaneous neutral people'.

I'm sure I don't have to connect the dots for you people.

[Darox]

I guess I should be saying something about the guy I'm actually competing against, but wow do I not care about that.

[Darox]

Echoooooooooooo.

[Darox]

Should have killed Kiwieagle.

Disappointed.

[Darox]

The zMuffinMan show!

Featuring zMuffinMan, zMuffinMan and zMuffinMan!

Filmed in front of an apathetic town audience.

[Darox]

@Darox:

Please explain your thinking behind your switch from voting Toogeloo to voting Oversoul day four.

Because everybody was busy saying "Toogeloo? Surely not he's cop cleared!" and I was basically getting no traction. Toughing it out as the only vote on a person for the entire day is fun and all, but not exactly productive.

Meanwhile Oversoul was busy acting pants on head retarded, but apparently this is his usual MO?

In other news, SK speculation! Good times.

[Darox]

The idea that Fonz is a happy jolly pro town vig while the other half of the alternating vigs is a dirty nasty serial killer is still just as retarded as it was yesterday.

[Darox]

idkmybffjill?

You tell me, superstar. You've asked the question enough.

[Darox]

Fonz: Do you seriously believe that in a 25 player game, with multiple killers, where Serial killers already have a tough time, that there is one serial killer with his killing ability halved?

[Darox]

Fonz: Do you seriously believe that in a 25 player game, with multiple killers, where Serial killers already have a tough time, that there is one serial killer with his killing ability halved?

See, this is what's pants on head retarded about your argument. Why is 'SK which can only kill every other night' any harder for one, than two? Whether there's a second SK or not hardly makes any difference to the ONSK's chances of winning. It just means a second player with little chance of winning. And yes, obviously I believe that, because I got a town role PM.

I'm not suggesting that though.

I'm saying they're either both town or paired together.

[Darox]

Fonz has been trying SO HARD.
But I'm afraid you've made yourself rather obvious as a serial killer.

P.S. I'm Sub-Zero. I freeze bitches.

[Darox]

Vote: Fonz

It makes sense for a serial killer to do his best to eliminate the mafia group and pretend he's a vig, especially when said serial killers targets are very obviously telegraphed to the entire game.

I really like the contrast between pre-outed Fonz and outed Fonz too.

[Darox]

What's your ability Darox? Freezing people? Is that like a Delay or a Roleblock or something?

You're trying too hard scum.

Darox isn't even really trying like he was earlier day...

Because all the cool people were investigative roles or scum and now I've just got you people left.

Don't worry Fonz you're safe you can discredit me with all your heart and these chumps will just roll with it.

[Darox]

Ow.
I need to put V/LA on.

I'm left with Kiwieagle, Oversoul, and GreyICE. I don't think the muppets are going to stay focused long enough to realize the truth.

[Darox]

Days 2 & 3 really killed this game for me. The string of PR reports plus the voting mechanic really bogged the game down. If there had been abilities that only worked with combat somehow (Either during, or afterwards as a reward for winning a combat) it would have been more interesting, but as it stood it was just a way to slow the game down and get people arguing about oranges and oranges.