Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

chesskid3 · Post Post #2 (isolation #0) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:22 pm

/in
a college math major who is quite oblivious to almost everything that goes on around him.

chesskid3 · Post Post #7 (isolation #1) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:30 pm

so I dont have to make a new one?

chesskid3 · Post Post #18 (isolation #2) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:01 pm

lets all gang up on gandalf for being a jerk and making himself smart and buff

chesskid3 · Post Post #20 (isolation #3) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:04 pm

sweet I have nothing to lose

chesskid3 · Post Post #24 (isolation #4) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:33 pm

theplague42 wrote:
drmyshottyizsik wrote:
gandalf5166 wrote:I am a 27-year old ex-military(Special Forces) with an IQ of 173, and I am particularly good with machines and computers. I am fairly built, with blond buzz-cut hair. I am dressed in a white undershirt with no sleeves and jeans, and I carry a handgun.
me to, but the only guns I need are on my arms *flexes*
Hmm not allowed sorry. Make it original! Maybe MMA fighter, instead? We need a wide variety of people. In that chain of thought, everyone stay true to your character

Note for starting roles: we will take into account your role when deciding succeses both in flavor and power. Flavor is self-explanatory. For power, if you're weak, you're more likely to get good stuff (not by dice rolls, but by us mods interpreting the rolls). If you're strong, your low rolls will be much worse. And some insane powers may have side-effects. An IQ of 174 may make it that the other players can't understand your vocabulary.

math majors are smart
but WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
and akward
and uncoordinated

chesskid3 · Post Post #48 (isolation #5) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:15 am

Action: I continue thinking about Galois theory, specifically the Inverse Galois Problem, barely even registering the knock on the door.

chesskid3 · Post Post #50 (isolation #6) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:00 am

k fixed

chesskid3 · Post Post #52 (isolation #7) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:35 am

dude zombies can't knock

chesskid3 · Post Post #55 (isolation #8) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:00 am

gandalf shoot the zombie expert please

chesskid3 · Post Post #57 (isolation #9) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:02 am

damnit

chesskid3 · Post Post #58 (isolation #10) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:03 am

@ mod: out of curiosity, can I take another action in response to gandalfs, or no?

As far as I know, you can. I figure the order of actions will be the order in which they are posted. In any conflict arises, we'll probably use something like Natural Action Resolution Having a broken leg, illness, etc. could push you to the back of the list. In this case, yes your action can take place after gandalfs.

@Blackberry
Can you refrain from posting until further notice? You posting as a non-player is unfair to those on the waiting list, as they can't post either, while joining the game before you. I can put you on the waiting list if you want.

Preview edit: Thanks, Xalxe.

theplague42

chesskid3 · Post Post #60 (isolation #11) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:08 am

My train of thought disrupted by the sound of furniture scraping the floor, the vague recollection of someone knocking on the door hits me. I walk towards the door and ask Gandalf why he is blocking the door before he knows who is outside. I call out

Who is it?

Talking doesn't count as an action. You can do something in addition to asking gandalf and calling "who is it."

Can I wait for an answer before I decide if opening the door is a good idea or not?

Yes, you can. Read Packbat's post below

If human voice responds, ask if any zombies are nearby. If voice says that there are no zombies nearby, go to gandalf, ask him to be ready in case of trouble, and quickly open the door and peek outside. If zombies can get inside before the person outside can, shut and lock door quickly. If voice says that there are zombies close, shout an apology and don't open the door.
If no response, don't open the door.

that good?

chesskid3 · Post Post #64 (isolation #12) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:44 pm

okies i editted it
any problems?

chesskid3 · Post Post #78 (isolation #13) » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:15 pm

Action: Go pick up and inspect the cure vials

chesskid3 · Post Post #85 (isolation #14) » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:01 pm

Objection

chesskid3 · Post Post #88 (isolation #15) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:49 am

Is gandalf allowed to shoot shotty when he gets back in?

chesskid3 · Post Post #94 (isolation #16) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:16 am

argggggggggg

Action: search for the missing 6 vials and put them back in the case

chesskid3 · Post Post #96 (isolation #17) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:18 am

happy?

chesskid3 · Post Post #103 (isolation #18) » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:28 am

I swear to god if i roll a 1 and lose the other 6 vials
I'm going to be sad

chesskid3 · Post Post #118 (isolation #19) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:40 am

GODDAMN I HAVEN'T HAD A ROLL HIGHER THAN A TWO.

chesskid3 · Post Post #119 (isolation #20) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:42 am

Action: Grab a vial, put it in my pocket.

Free Action: Suggest everyone else grab their own vial, since I obviously suck at carrying all of them

chesskid3 · Post Post #127 (isolation #21) » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:17 am

Action: Throw a temper tantrum

chesskid3 · Post Post #129 (isolation #22) » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:37 am

watch me roll a 1 and fail to throw a tantrum

chesskid3 · Post Post #142 (isolation #23) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:19 am

jmj3000 wrote:
Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
drmyshottyizsik wrote:yes I am awesome and will succeed

Can he die in a horrible blazing inferno?
Possibly, I think, maybe, depending on the mods.

do it

chesskid3 · Post Post #147 (isolation #24) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:45 pm

goddamnit

chesskid3 · Post Post #151 (isolation #25) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:58 pm

....

Imitate Zombies so they don't eat me

chesskid3 · Post Post #154 (isolation #26) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:23 pm

WELL I ALWAYS ROLL 1s or 2s SO
IF I GET BIT
YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A VIAL OF CURE YOU HEAR ME?

chesskid3 · Post Post #156 (isolation #27) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:51 pm

also
if I roll a 6
do i turn into a zombie lol?

chesskid3 · Post Post #158 (isolation #28) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:01 pm

your days of rolling 4's and 5's are over

chesskid3 · Post Post #160 (isolation #29) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:07 pm

good one.
Oh wait you're 14
GREAT ONE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chesskid3 · Post Post #162 (isolation #30) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:12 pm

gandalf5166 wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:Oh wait you're 14
Wait, you're not?

lolgud1

chesskid3 · Post Post #167 (isolation #31) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:13 am

gandalf5166 wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:
gandalf5166 wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:Oh wait you're 14
Wait, you're not?
lolgud1
No, I seriously thought you were 13 or 14. How old ARE you?

I go to princeton.
You get 4 guesses.

chesskid3 · Post Post #169 (isolation #32) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:25 am

wrong
3 guesses

chesskid3 · Post Post #171 (isolation #33) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:26 am

wrong
2 guesses

chesskid3 · Post Post #173 (isolation #34) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:27 am

wrong
last guess

chesskid3 · Post Post #175 (isolation #35) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:42 am

yay

Princeton? Very impressive.

chesskid3 · Post Post #182 (isolation #36) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:52 pm

inb4 i die

chesskid3 · Post Post #184 (isolation #37) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:54 pm

I'm Dolur on there

chesskid3 · Post Post #194 (isolation #38) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:23 pm

HOLY SHIT
I AM AWESOME

chesskid3 · Post Post #196 (isolation #39) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:28 pm

all the zombies between here and the church are dead, right?

chesskid3 · Post Post #199 (isolation #40) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:32 pm

ok one more question
If I'm at +1, does that mean I roll between 2-5 only for all actions dealing with zombies?

chesskid3 · Post Post #201 (isolation #41) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:38 pm

But oversuccess is just as baddddddddddd

chesskid3 · Post Post #205 (isolation #42) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:43 pm

Action: Go to the nearest dead zombie, and cover my clothes in zombie blood

You all might want to do the same.

chesskid3 · Post Post #208 (isolation #43) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:45 pm

Hey
I understand zombies here
not you

chesskid3 · Post Post #211 (isolation #44) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:47 pm

ITS THE SMELL BRO

chesskid3 · Post Post #213 (isolation #45) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:49 pm

.........................................................................................................
new plan
someone make action
bite shotty
and then we have an excuse to off him because he might be a zombie.

chesskid3 · Post Post #216 (isolation #46) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:51 pm

but we wouldnt know for sure would we?

chesskid3 · Post Post #218 (isolation #47) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:52 pm

Gandalf
you're on the roof
perfect angle
shoot him
we can all go the church together next round, since Reecer needs his pants too

chesskid3 · Post Post #221 (isolation #48) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:59 pm

rooftop vs ground
hmm I wonder who wins

chesskid3 · Post Post #223 (isolation #49) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:00 pm

Packbat wrote:
The spectators.

ahahaha QFT

chesskid3 · Post Post #227 (isolation #50) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:11 pm

sweet

chesskid3 · Post Post #229 (isolation #51) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:15 pm

and there should be a +1 shooting down at people versus shooting up at them

chesskid3 · Post Post #232 (isolation #52) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:21 pm

schweet

chesskid3 · Post Post #259 (isolation #53) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:47 pm

Action: Walk like a zombie out the door and to the church

Free Action: Object to being inside the building since the closest dead zombie was in the parking lot

chesskid3 · Post Post #262 (isolation #54) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:13 pm

gandalf shot two in the parking lotttttttttttttttttttttt
and I sort of smell like a zombie lolz

chesskid3 · Post Post #265 (isolation #55) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:23 am

ok

Revise action: run to the church while thrusting my shirt at any zombies in my way so they back off

chesskid3 · Post Post #267 (isolation #56) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:25 am

zombie blood bro

chesskid3 · Post Post #269 (isolation #57) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:45 am

I'm not currently wearing it

chesskid3 · Post Post #271 (isolation #58) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:54 am

lol
pelvic thrust of POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

chesskid3 · Post Post #273 (isolation #59) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:57 am

MY PELVIS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST
BITCH

chesskid3 · Post Post #278 (isolation #60) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:37 pm

I'm special.

chesskid3 · Post Post #287 (isolation #61) » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:42 pm

wait
what wish

chesskid3 · Post Post #289 (isolation #62) » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:45 pm

I thought maybe my sternum could be in the middle of my chest but noooooooooooo

chesskid3 · Post Post #291 (isolation #63) » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:37 pm

My sternum is on my hips
whatchu talkin' about?

chesskid3 · Post Post #293 (isolation #64) » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:42 pm

I know what my sternum is jesussssssssssssssssssssss I GO TO PRINCETON GODDAMNIT

chesskid3 · Post Post #297 (isolation #65) » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:59 pm

chesskid3 · Post Post #308 (isolation #66) » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:37 pm

lol northeast

chesskid3 · Post Post #313 (isolation #67) » Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:01 am

Action: Teach the others in the church the ways of zombies, so they too can understand them

IF I ROLL A ONE ON THIS
I'M SORRY GUYS

chesskid3 · Post Post #335 (isolation #68) » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:49 am

if you kick the doors in
we can't lock them again :/

chesskid3 · Post Post #343 (isolation #69) » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:58 pm

Action: Unlock the door

?

chesskid3 · Post Post #350 (isolation #70) » Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:55 am

wait a second
who has a vial
gandalf fucking died with them didn't he

someone has one in their pocket though right?

chesskid3 · Post Post #352 (isolation #71) » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:38 am

oh
heh
so
we could let him in but we'd probably fail :/

chesskid3 · Post Post #356 (isolation #72) » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:38 am

uh sooooo
how close are the zombies/how many of them are there?

chesskid3 · Post Post #358 (isolation #73) » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:46 am

>_>
door's closed but not locked
so
open it is 1 action
get reecer in is reecers+someone elses action
close it is another
lock it is a 5th
:/
We have a bunch of penalties.

chesskid3 · Post Post #363 (isolation #74) » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:17 am

ok that seals it

Action: Think like a zombie and figure out where they will try to get in the church

chesskid3 · Post Post #368 (isolation #75) » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:50 pm

reecer if you shake em off and eat that vial
we will let you in if we can do it in a safe way

Eat

the vial? That sounds painful.

chesskid3 · Post Post #370 (isolation #76) » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:45 am

chesskid3 wrote:reecer if you shake em off and eat that vial
we will let you in if we can do it in a safe way

Eat
the vial? That sounds painful.

om nom nom bitch

chesskid3 · Post Post #377 (isolation #77) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:32 am

Zombie expert answer: No.

chesskid3 · Post Post #382 (isolation #78) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:41 am

Action: Pray

We're discussing how to implement this.

chesskid3 · Post Post #395 (isolation #79) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:49 pm

Action: pray better

pedit cool you've got the +1 from me right?

chesskid3 · Post Post #405 (isolation #80) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:07 pm

Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve

chesskid3 · Post Post #407 (isolation #81) » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:23 am

Xalxe wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:
Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve
No.

Action: Extinguish fire with the help of the sink in the sacristy.

it's happening

chesskid3 · Post Post #409 (isolation #82) » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:35 am

You have a -1
if you roll a 0 and die
I'll save the day

chesskid3 · Post Post #413 (isolation #83) » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:53 pm

Xalxe wrote:Mods, please prevent chesskid from urinating upon my garments.

are youa cting on this?

chesskid3 · Post Post #419 (isolation #84) » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:24 pm

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

chesskid3 · Post Post #423 (isolation #85) » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:45 am

Action: Pray for Kcdaspot's swift recovery

chesskid3 · Post Post #425 (isolation #86) » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:39 pm

Pee on Xalxe pre-emptively

chesskid3 · Post Post #438 (isolation #87) » Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:16 am

Let Xalxe and Jmj go in front, and follow

chesskid3 · Post Post #463 (isolation #88) » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:04 am

get unlost/find jmj

chesskid3 · Post Post #469 (isolation #89) » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:09 pm

where are we all?

chesskid3 · Post Post #471 (isolation #90) » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:17 pm

no but like
who is in the drains with me

chesskid3 · Post Post #479 (isolation #91) » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:54 am

Find and tame Xalxe's bobcat as my own.....

then pee on him

chesskid3 · Post Post #502 (isolation #92) » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:42 am

Go Up ladda

chesskid3 · Post Post #504 (isolation #93) » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:48 am

yo momma a ladda

chesskid3 · Post Post #506 (isolation #94) » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:50 am

too late

chesskid3 · Post Post #515 (isolation #95) » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:03 pm

SO TRUE MY ROLL HOLY CRAP

chesskid3 · Post Post #516 (isolation #96) » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:03 pm

Finish climbing that damn ladder and get the fuck outta here

chesskid3 · Post Post #548 (isolation #97) » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:54 pm

Xalxe wrote:
Action: Grow wings

This is entirely serious.

chesskid3 · Post Post #561 (isolation #98) » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:55 pm

Eat Xalxe's bobcat

chesskid3 · Post Post #562 (isolation #99) » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:57 pm

hmm that might be a bad idea

chesskid3 · Post Post #564 (isolation #100) » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:05 pm

out of curiousity
if i roll a 1
does it eat me?

chesskid3 · Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:48 pm

MAUAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHA

chesskid3 · Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:50 pm

is the church roof still broken/can i fly in and get kcdaspot?

chesskid3 · Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:54 pm

Fly into the church and get kcdaspot (and fly back out if I can do that in one action)

chesskid3 · Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:54 pm

Xalxe wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:is the church roof still broken/can i fly in and get kcdaspot?
No, because you are/will be/wioll haven sein dead.

Because I strangled/will strangle/ wyrd strenglen you.

You're gonna fail

chesskid3 · Post Post #615 (isolation #105) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:01 pm

IM COMING FOR YOU

chesskid3 · Post Post #617 (isolation #106) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:04 pm

Dont be silly

chesskid3 · Post Post #620 (isolation #107) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:23 pm

i'm on a roll
you're welcome kcdaspot

chesskid3 · Post Post #623 (isolation #108) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:27 pm

If you tempt me, i will shit out his corpse

chesskid3 · Post Post #624 (isolation #109) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:28 pm

Kcdaspot, you wanna help me with my current problem?

chesskid3 · Post Post #626 (isolation #110) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:31 pm

nah, i took prilosec

chesskid3 · Post Post #628 (isolation #111) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:39 pm

Don't you dareEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

chesskid3 · Post Post #629 (isolation #112) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:40 pm

I ROLLED A 5

chesskid3 · Post Post #632 (isolation #113) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:52 pm

That's right, chesskid roll 5 hahahaa

chesskid3 · Post Post #638 (isolation #114) » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:34 am

Break Xalxe's wings, then fly away with Kcdaspot

if that's more than one action, do this instead:

Swanton Bomb: Xalxe

chesskid3 · Post Post #640 (isolation #115) » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:05 am

inb4 You lose the game

chesskid3 · Post Post #646 (isolation #116) » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:20 am

death to xalxeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chesskid3 · Post Post #648 (isolation #117) » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:52 am

chesskid3 wrote:
Break Xalxe's wings, then fly away with Kcdaspot

if that's more than one action, do this instead:

Swanton Bomb: Xalxe

YOU MISSED MAH ACTIOn

chesskid3 · Post Post #652 (isolation #118) » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:39 am

I think Reecer6 wants to perform autofellatio

chesskid3 · Post Post #660 (isolation #119) » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:16 pm

so Xalxe is stuck on the roof and has no wings, right?

chesskid3 · Post Post #661 (isolation #120) » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:16 pm

and the church is on fire?

chesskid3 · Post Post #662 (isolation #121) » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:17 pm

Kc can you just patch me up?
If i do it myself I'll get a 4-2 = 2 and fail >_>

chesskid3 · Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:35 am

afadsfasdfadsfasdfasdfasdf

chesskid3 · Post Post #672 (isolation #123) » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:34 pm

uh....help Kcdaspot and Reecer patch me up

<3guys

chesskid3 · Post Post #674 (isolation #124) » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:39 pm

since all 3 of our actions are supporting
I want some major bonuses

chesskid3 · Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:26 am

Yeah I don't think that's going to work.

chesskid3 · Post Post #680 (isolation #126) » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:15 am

Just for the record if Xalxe successfully flies off a roof on a seriously injured bobcat there are going to be words >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #682 (isolation #127) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:10 am

Nope
more like

chesskid3 · Post Post #684 (isolation #128) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:18 am

Who has a -2 due to severe injury.
But the severly injured bobcat flyer doesn't have any minuses >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #686 (isolation #129) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:24 am

chesskid3 · Post Post #688 (isolation #130) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:30 am

You're going to burn to death up there.

chesskid3 · Post Post #696 (isolation #131) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:10 pm

ho ho ho

chesskid3 · Post Post #697 (isolation #132) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Also thanks Kcdaspot

chesskid3 · Post Post #704 (isolation #133) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:44 pm

For sure

chesskid3 · Post Post #706 (isolation #134) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:05 pm

chesskid3 wrote:For sure

this was at you kcdaspot

chesskid3 · Post Post #708 (isolation #135) » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:41 pm

oh right
hrm what to do to get rid of my -1 without reopening my stitches....

Take a nap

Next round, the zombie pwning starts

chesskid3 · Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:02 pm

Av has no Internet till we'd (I'm modding a game he's in and he mass pmed about it

chesskid3 · Post Post #723 (isolation #137) » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:14 pm

Reecer6 wrote:Is this... A CLIFFHANGER POST? In fact, there's two cliff hangers! We'd what? Where's the end parenthesis bracket?

+1 good sir

chesskid3 · Post Post #736 (isolation #138) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:02 am

Kcdaspot wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh reecer you useless man...

chesskid3 · Post Post #743 (isolation #139) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:53 am

What's our situation, pack?

chesskid3 · Post Post #745 (isolation #140) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:03 pm

lol k
what's our situation, plague?

chesskid3 · Post Post #750 (isolation #141) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:04 pm

bobcat is still alive too?

chesskid3 · Post Post #752 (isolation #142) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:42 pm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

chesskid3 · Post Post #758 (isolation #143) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:42 am

lolk

or we could chill for another turn and then fly to the cooler house

power of wings and all >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #763 (isolation #144) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:48 pm

lol ok

Wake Reecer up from his stupor

I'm really contemplating rescuign that bobcat soon too >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #765 (isolation #145) » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:08 am

BUT DOES HE HAVE WINGS?

LOLNO

chesskid3 · Post Post #767 (isolation #146) » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:10 am

Swanton bombing is so much more effective when you can fly though

chesskid3 · Post Post #770 (isolation #147) » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:36 pm

lolyes
Then use it kill zombies >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #780 (isolation #148) » Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:19 pm

BOBCAT

chesskid3 · Post Post #781 (isolation #149) » Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:19 pm

still seriously injured?

chesskid3 · Post Post #787 (isolation #150) » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:28 am

well i'm thinking we patch up the bobcat and then go fuck some zombie shit up

chesskid3 · Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:08 pm

chesskid3 · Post Post #792 (isolation #152) » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:38 am

Kill Reecer

chesskid3 · Post Post #795 (isolation #153) » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:08 am

woooooooooooooooo

chesskid3 · Post Post #796 (isolation #154) » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:10 am

Apologize to the bobcat and see to its wounds

chesskid3 · Post Post #808 (isolation #155) » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:11 pm

inb4 kcdaspot and I get very successful action

chesskid3 · Post Post #816 (isolation #156) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:17 am

fuck yea bobcattttttttttttttttt

chesskid3 · Post Post #818 (isolation #157) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:36 am

i have wings
so i'm thinking you can ride the bobcat if you want

So if you want, i'll make my next action convinctnig him you're a friend too

chesskid3 · Post Post #820 (isolation #158) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:40 am

you're just mad i'm in such good shape right now
wings
a bobcat
an ally

>_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #824 (isolation #159) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:18 am

Instruct my bobcat to help Kcdaspot get up to the roof (and get up to the roof itself), then fly out of the house through the hole I created when crashing through and up to scope out the surroundings

is that 1 action?

chesskid3 · Post Post #847 (isolation #160) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:48 am

ohshit

chesskid3 · Post Post #848 (isolation #161) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 am

does the guy on the roof have any blind spots?

chesskid3 · Post Post #854 (isolation #162) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:46 am

Take evasive action while getting closer to the sniper and land on top of him

chesskid3 · Post Post #879 (isolation #163) » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:59 pm

goddamnit
Kcdaspot call the bobcat to help you.

Fly back to help Kcdaspot

chesskid3 · Post Post #899 (isolation #164) » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:29 pm

Pick the bobcat up and fly so the bobcat is at zombie-brain level and clear a path to the street

chesskid3 · Post Post #905 (isolation #165) » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:17 pm

he's v/la until tuesday (im modding a game he's in)

chesskid3 · Post Post #915 (isolation #166) » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:03 am

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

chesskid3 · Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:57 am

Pee on the zombies while the bobcat defends us

chesskid3 · Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:08 am

Well I can't fly this turn, and if I try to defend us I'm just going to get in a worse state than before, so I'm just chilling this action till I can try bobcat of zombie-head-removal again >_>

chesskid3 · Post Post #934 (isolation #169) » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:05 am

NO WE'RE GOOD THANKS WE HAVE A BOBCAT WINGS AND PARKOUR

chesskid3 · Post Post #935 (isolation #170) » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:06 am

AND MAH PENIS

chesskid3 · Post Post #941 (isolation #171) » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:14 pm

we're both in danger kcda

but making your action important while we wait for me to try flying bobcat of death again is only MORE DANGEROUSSSSSSSSSS

chesskid3 · Post Post #943 (isolation #172) » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:31 pm

Action change

Kill zombies around us

chesskid3 · Post Post #960 (isolation #173) » Thu May 05, 2011 1:57 am

FUCKING BOBCAT

chesskid3 · Post Post #961 (isolation #174) » Thu May 05, 2011 1:58 am

Pee on the zombies while THE BOBCAT WHO I ADORE and kcdaspot protect me

chesskid3 · Post Post #964 (isolation #175) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:14 am

Packbat wrote:
chesskid3: You mi-i-ight actually be at -
3
for peeing, given the exact location which the bobcat attacked...

how much i hate you right now
you have no idea

chesskid3 · Post Post #984 (isolation #176) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:42 pm

testing something

pee on xalxe

test roll:

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

chesskid3 · Post Post #985 (isolation #177) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:42 pm

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

chesskid3 · Post Post #987 (isolation #178) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:50 pm

>hyperspace

gtfo

chesskid3 · Post Post #990 (isolation #179) » Thu May 05, 2011 7:05 pm

jmj3000 wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:>hyperspace

gtfo

so says the one with wings

I GREW THEM FAIR AND SQUARE

chesskid3 · Post Post #997 (isolation #180) » Fri May 06, 2011 4:40 am

bolded on pg 39 was mine

chesskid3 · Post Post #999 (isolation #181) » Fri May 06, 2011 5:02 am

erfffffffffff
what happens if i roll a -2

chesskid3 · Fri May 06, 2011 5:03 am

ok fine
new action

plot out of a course through the zombies that gets us all out unharmed

and I get my special +1 bonus for that >_>

chesskid3 · Fri May 06, 2011 5:14 am

CHESSKID

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 12:53 am

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

have I been bitten?

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 12:55 am

if yes

COMMIT SEPPEKU VIA BEHEADING

if no

Fly up.

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 5:27 am

erm
how many turns would it take for me to turn into a zombie>_>
i have a plan >_>

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 12:37 pm

i mean
gandalf's corpse has 5 cure vials in it

but I can't see myself making it there and surviving long enough to drink one and get KCDASPOT one unless its a lot of turns

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 1:05 pm

llolololoolol impossible with a -2

chesskid3 · Sun May 08, 2011 2:02 pm

eh fuck it suicide ftw

chesskid3 · Mon May 09, 2011 1:11 am

the results dealing with me were always the best

chesskid3 · Mon May 09, 2011 1:12 am

I'm gonna miss you guys

YOU GIVE THOSE ZOMBIES HELL YOU HEAR ME?

chesskid3 · Mon May 09, 2011 2:02 am

IF I DONT CHOP MY HEAD OFF

YOU COME HERE AND YOU KILL ME MAN

I WILL NOT BE A ZOMBIE

chesskid3 · Mon May 09, 2011 2:10 am

techinically we killed reecer

chesskid3 · Mon May 09, 2011 2:50 am

Exactly

chesskid3 · Wed May 11, 2011 12:09 am

with my -2
I think i'm goign to roll a -1

chesskid3 · Wed May 11, 2011 2:29 am

YES IT IS

chesskid3 · Wed May 11, 2011 2:51 am

superzombie more like

chesskid3 · Wed May 11, 2011 4:09 pm

Kcdaspot wrote:DEATH BUMP

chesskid3 · Sat May 14, 2011 4:01 am

Klazam wrote:
Seeker99 wrote:
Kcdaspot wrote:HURRY UP.