Mini 961: Insane Asylum II: GAME OVER :O!

[UncertainKitten]

It was a bright and sunny day.
Absolutely nothing was going wrong, and it was business as usual.
When SUDDENLY!...someone's favorite teddy bear went missing.

That someone was UncertainKitten, warden of The Insane Asylum. Yes, I am not making this up. The place is called The Insane Asylum.
Not willing to stand for this, UncertainKitten immediately declared lockdown. A very special lockdown with the intent to divide and conquer. After thorough examination of security tapes, she successfully determines that the culprit can only be amongst 12 people. Isolating these 12, she is determined to find her teddy bear.

Always fond of Weird Puzzle Shit, she also decides to make a game of it and have the group do their work for her. She informs them that if they can use their skills and talents to find the teddy bear thieves, then she will free them from the Asylum. However, if the teddy bear thieves prevail, then they will be freed, since their play was clearly superior to hers.

Will the teddy bear thieves prevail? Will the poor inmates and doctors survive? Will they out the villainous thieves? Will UncertainKitten even remember her teddy bear a week from now!?

Not Going Crazier (Bold is confirmed)

:

1.

CSL

magnus_orion

2. StrangerCoug

3. SocioPath

4.

farside22

Corvuus

11.

Slicey

Dramonic

Batshit Insane:

12. Ellibereth, Nurse, was lynched D1

5. Glork, Miller Cop, was Scalpel Slashed N1

6. Yosarian2, Psychologist, was Shot N1

8. DrippingGoofball, Mafia Doctor, was lynched D2

10. Iecerint, Mostly Vanilla Townie, was Shot N2

9. Haylen, Serial Medical Administrator, has been lynched D3

7. Tarhalindur, Miller Doctor, has been shot N3

Evicted from the Asylum:

0.

Game Status: Day Four! All the staff are dead :O?

[UncertainKitten]

The rules. Stolen loosely from Tahalindur.

1) I am the mod thy goddess, and whatever I say is law. If you make a mistake voting, tell me so I can correct the vote count.

2) Don't have fun at the expense of the other players in this game (in other words, don't be a jackass). Repeated or extreme violations of this rule will result in being Evicted from the Asylum

CHANGED: 2a) Attempting to use loopholes in the rules to gain an advantage in the game is considered jackassery, and will be treated as such. This applies to things like encrypted codes, invisible text, editing and deleting posts, quoting Role PMs, using the formatting of the role PM to gain an advantage, etc. Please, use your common sense!

2b) If there is any question about whether something might break the rules, it's probably best if you don't do it or at least ask first.

2c) If you are Evicted from the Asylum, it will be up to my discretion whether Day ends or not, as well as if you personally lose.

3) Rule 3 has been Evicted from the Asylum

4) You vote for someone to die like this:

Vote: UncertainKitten

. You unvote by saying

Unvote

. Unvoting is required to cast a new vote.

4a) Anyone or anything that reaches lynch count will be lynched, regardless of whether they are actually in the game or not.


5) Days have a deadline of 14 days. A deadline extension of 7 days may be granted by a majority vote once per day.

5a) If no one has reached majority by deadline, the person with the most votes will be lynched. If there is a tie, each player in the tie will send me a haiku. Whichever player sends the least amusing haiku will be lynched.


6) Nights will last between 24 and 48 hours.


7) If you have a night action and do not send in any action for it, then your action will be randomized.

7a) Sending in "No Action" is a valid action and will not be randomized.

8) No outside talking about the game, unless your role PM says so. This includes talking to players after you die, or talking to dead players while you are alive. I will provide a Green Zone, don't worry!

8a)Mafia Discussion threads are NOT a part of this game. Do not post there looking for advice on this game. If I have reason to believe that any posts you make in Mafia Discussion are made for help in this game, you will be Evicted from the Asylum

9) Be respectful to the other players and have fun.
Or I'll kill you
In Real Life
Seriously.


10) Dying means you can't post in the thread anymore. So does being Evicted from the Asylum. You can, however, make one post after you die as long as it doesn't contain any game related information. This would be your "Bah" post.


11) You are, however, not dead until I say so. You also haven't gone Batshit Insane or been Evicted from the Asylum until I say so.

12) Unless V/LA is declared in thread, you are expected to post at least once every 48 hours. Failure to do so results in prodding for the first two offenses, and the final offense will involve you being force replaced.

13) Twilight posting is alright. Until I lock the thread you can discuss anything.

14) Spoiler'd Gold is my color. Using it risks being Evicted from the Asylum.

15) If 3 no lynch/no kill cycles occur, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. No one will win.

16) I reserve the right to add rules if necessary, or just because I felt like it. Deal.

CHANGED:

17) You may not quote your Role PM in this game, nor may you quote factional abilities and quicktopics.

18) If there is a conflict between the rules and a role, the role wins.

Sample Vanilla Townie PM:

Welcome to Insane Asylum II Mafia,

PLAYERNAME

. You are a

Mostly Vanilla Townie

. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

[REDACTED]

Active Abilities:

You have no active abilities

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

[UncertainKitten]

RayFrost is currently under the weather. I am attempting to contact him to see what to do about his playerslot, but if I cannot reach him within the next 48 hours, I will push a replacement into his slot and start the game. So, please wait patiently for us to resolve this issue ^-^

[UncertainKitten]

So...um...I lied. But, I SHOULD be able to start the game this evening after I poke someone. Sound good?

Someone was poked, and acted dead. So I poked someone else, and they were all like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, so now we have 12 players. Roles going out soon.

[UncertainKitten]

Please confirm in thread. Game will start when we have 11/12 confirms

[farside22]

confirming that I am not sane

[Glork]

I do not confirm.

But what'll I do if TWO people do this? Then the game will never start

[StrangerCoug]

I hereby understand and confirm my role (and force Glork to do so).

That ability isn't rapid action! You have to wait til N1 to force confirms!

[Kairyuu]

/confirm

Also please note my "I shouldn't be online right now, and will hopefully actually convince myself to not be until after my last exam on Monday" situation.

[Iecerint]

/confirm

[Snow_Bunny]

/conform

[Slicey]

/confirm

[Leech]

/confirm

[Glork]

I do not confirm.

But what'll I do if TWO people do this? Then the game will never start

FYI, I was Insane Confirming. :V

But you don't have that ability!

[SocioPath]

/unconfirms everyone that has confirmed
/confirms twelve times

[UncertainKitten]

If I don't get the last confirms by 10 PM tomorrow, I'll poke the remaining people. If they don't reply within 24 hours of that, I'll find replacements

[CSL]

/confirm

Only able to check this game once per day. Any questions and blahblahblah will be answered once per day.

[UncertainKitten]

I think I have to prod some people

[bv310]

So guess who forgot to Watch this thread? This guy.

/confirmationalizationizing.

[Tarhalindur]

/confirm

(Note to mods: likely severely V/LA next weekend as well, though it should ease up after that.)

[UncertainKitten]

And that's 12. I shall post a votecount and start the game short

[UncertainKitten]

Warden UncertainKitten quickly declared lockdown and took note of the special abilities on file regarding the patients. Alas, she couldn't find her teddy bear, so she declared the game's start. She hoped that this eclectic group of people could find those nasty teddy bear thieves.

Making sure that the secret video cameras were getting 24 hour footage on the subject, she was satisfied, and declared that "day" was starting in this twisted game

[UncertainKitten]

The Zeroth "Start of Day 1" Vote Count

"Why so serious?"

Mod Note: Bwahahaha, dance, my victims

1. CSL (0)
2. StrangerCoug (0)
3. SocioPath (0)
4. farside22 (0)
5. Glork (0)
6. Leech (0)
7. Tarhalindur (0)
8. bv310 (0)
9. Kairyuu (0)
10. Iecerint (0)
11. Slicey (0)
12. Snow_Bunny (0)

Not Voting (12): CSL, StrangerCoug, SocioPath, farside22, Glork, Leech, Tarhalindur, bv310, Kairyuu, Iecerint, Slicey, Snow_Bunny

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch
Deadline is in 14 days at 3:00 PM EST, Monday, May 17th, 2010

[SocioPath]

Look at me, I vote the mod and doesn't afraid of anything.

Vote: Tarhalindur

Wait a sec...something doesn't feel quite right...

[Iecerint]

Vote: Tarhalindur

msutils indicates high activity during the several days before his late confirmation. CSL was inactive in an ongoing during the same time, and bv's explanation is plausible.